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BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller

06 Jan 05 - 06:48 PM (#1373301)
Subject: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Dear Uri, = you are shit, and totaly rubbishh , and you r not even a proper magican, just ribbish.
and if you come to hull, i 'll give you a slap, becase your crap.

best wishes
sincerley.

john


06 Jan 05 - 07:04 PM (#1373319)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Amos

DEAR URI:

I BELIEVE IN YOU SO DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO OLD SHIT-FOR-BRAINS. WHAT DOES he kn o w ? ?    I Do,I do...


Tinkerbell


06 Jan 05 - 07:06 PM (#1373320)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Shanghaiceltic

And you are not coming to dinner anymore, fed up with buying new cutlery everytime!


06 Jan 05 - 07:12 PM (#1373326)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Peace

Keriste, jOhn. Where's yer brain at? He doesn't need an open letter. Closed is fine.

The North American Psychics Association is holding its annual convention on June 23, 2005. But they're not telling anyone where.


06 Jan 05 - 07:12 PM (#1373328)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Peace

PS He knew you were gonna say that.


06 Jan 05 - 07:34 PM (#1373365)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

Deer jOhn,
Thanks for your letter.
I never said I was a proper musician, I never even said I wasn't shit, all I ever said is that I can bend spoons.

Yours as always,
Uri


06 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1373378)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,childish twat

Uri Geller is a BENDER..!!!

..dont let him do SPOONS anywhere near your bum..


any friend of Michael Jackson is a friend of..


..[Fill in bank space for joke,]...


06 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1373379)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

hello, = wahts the point of been abel to bend spoons then?
he shows off about it, and i bet its a camera trick or something anyway.
if you like to do some good , then cure the sick. or help the poor etc,
bent spoons is no good to anyone.

"lokk at me, i bent a spoon!",
so fucking waht, arsehole!

get a proper job.

i don'y like him, and i think he's rubishh, and a big load of shit.


06 Jan 05 - 07:43 PM (#1373382)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ps= amd im not jokin.


06 Jan 05 - 07:45 PM (#1373387)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,milk monitor

and he looks like a letch.


06 Jan 05 - 07:48 PM (#1373395)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ps= he's an ignoarunt shit as well=
i sent him an email via his website [www.urigeller,com]
i put=
Dear uri, you are shit, and you are biggest arseole i ever heard of in my life, and you not proper magican, you just an shit asreole.


and he didn't even anser me, [arseole],
and i no he got my email, becase of, if i sed email, and they don;t get it, i get a message, saying "they didn'yt get you email try again etc"


so that prooves it.


john


06 Jan 05 - 07:55 PM (#1373402)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

anyway= amos=waht you using big letters for then?
[that means shouting on the internet.


06 Jan 05 - 08:01 PM (#1373412)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Amos

joHn:

I was posing as tinkerbell who isnot even real anyway and is just a stupid fairy in any case because children are sposed to yell-- IB ELIVE-- to save tinkerbells life so i thought it might be funny but sorry I guess it werenot. anyway she's just a stoopid farey and fareys aren't even real so they are just crap anyway.

amos


06 Jan 05 - 08:13 PM (#1373426)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,milk monitor

Amos stop it...every time you say that, one dies you know.


06 Jan 05 - 08:14 PM (#1373430)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

Nice impression Amos.
It would've fooled me


06 Jan 05 - 08:16 PM (#1373433)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

ps - Can you bend spoons?


06 Jan 05 - 08:19 PM (#1373438)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,uri geller

errr.. well yes..

if they are in deep enough and i sit down rather quickly..

ooh.. that smarts..


06 Jan 05 - 08:22 PM (#1373439)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

get lost uri, your rubbish,
and why dident you anser my email then?
you asreole.


06 Jan 05 - 11:00 PM (#1373567)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

Actually Uri was an accomplished musician. He played the spoons. He only started bending them when he went through his Bachman Turner Overdrive phase.
Don't believe me? ]
You try playing the "B-b-b-b-b-b-baby" bit without bending your spoons.


06 Jan 05 - 11:32 PM (#1373595)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Peace

The only time I can do the '"B-b-b-b-b-b-baby" bit' is when I DO bend my spoon. Hurts lots.


07 Jan 05 - 03:28 AM (#1373676)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Liz the Squeak

I can't bend spoons, but I did once find Manitas trying to straighten a grapefruit knife......

LTS


07 Jan 05 - 12:23 PM (#1373713)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: TheBigPinkLad

I can't take credit for this--swiped it from somewhere:

To Uri Geller

I get tears in my ears
From laying on my back
In my office
Laughing over you ...


07 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM (#1373778)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: s6k

so one would be correct in saying that Uri Gellar is in fact, a bender then ?


07 Jan 05 - 04:05 PM (#1373949)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Tannywheeler

And it was necessary to say something (ugly) about U. G. because...?      Tw


07 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM (#1373955)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: TheBigPinkLad

... he's a charletan and a liar.


11 Jan 05 - 08:09 AM (#1376510)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,Wolfgang

Here's your old thread about the same theme, John. It was difficult to find (no spelling error in the title).

Wolfgang


11 Jan 05 - 09:14 AM (#1376526)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: GUEST,sir joHn's Biggest FAn

This is your funniest yet, joHn--even funnier because you did it before--you are the funniest guy ever--


11 Jan 05 - 12:49 PM (#1376691)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: s6k

we know.


11 Jan 05 - 12:52 PM (#1376695)
Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller
From: Peace

Uri Geller is a performer.