06 Jan 05 - 06:48 PM (#1373301) Subject: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Dear Uri, = you are shit, and totaly rubbishh , and you r not even a proper magican, just ribbish. and if you come to hull, i 'll give you a slap, becase your crap. best wishes sincerley. john |
06 Jan 05 - 07:04 PM (#1373319) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Amos DEAR URI: I BELIEVE IN YOU SO DON'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO OLD SHIT-FOR-BRAINS. WHAT DOES he kn o w ? ? I Do,I do... Tinkerbell |
06 Jan 05 - 07:06 PM (#1373320) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Shanghaiceltic And you are not coming to dinner anymore, fed up with buying new cutlery everytime! |
06 Jan 05 - 07:12 PM (#1373326) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Peace Keriste, jOhn. Where's yer brain at? He doesn't need an open letter. Closed is fine. The North American Psychics Association is holding its annual convention on June 23, 2005. But they're not telling anyone where. |
06 Jan 05 - 07:12 PM (#1373328) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Peace PS He knew you were gonna say that. |
06 Jan 05 - 07:34 PM (#1373365) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine Deer jOhn, Thanks for your letter. I never said I was a proper musician, I never even said I wasn't shit, all I ever said is that I can bend spoons. Yours as always, Uri |
06 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1373378) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,childish twat Uri Geller is a BENDER..!!! ..dont let him do SPOONS anywhere near your bum.. any friend of Michael Jackson is a friend of.. ..[Fill in bank space for joke,]... |
06 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1373379) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull hello, = wahts the point of been abel to bend spoons then? he shows off about it, and i bet its a camera trick or something anyway. if you like to do some good , then cure the sick. or help the poor etc, bent spoons is no good to anyone. "lokk at me, i bent a spoon!", so fucking waht, arsehole! get a proper job. i don'y like him, and i think he's rubishh, and a big load of shit. |
06 Jan 05 - 07:43 PM (#1373382) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull ps= amd im not jokin. |
06 Jan 05 - 07:45 PM (#1373387) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,milk monitor and he looks like a letch. |
06 Jan 05 - 07:48 PM (#1373395) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull ps= he's an ignoarunt shit as well= i sent him an email via his website [www.urigeller,com] i put= Dear uri, you are shit, and you are biggest arseole i ever heard of in my life, and you not proper magican, you just an shit asreole. and he didn't even anser me, [arseole], and i no he got my email, becase of, if i sed email, and they don;t get it, i get a message, saying "they didn'yt get you email try again etc" so that prooves it. john |
06 Jan 05 - 07:55 PM (#1373402) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull anyway= amos=waht you using big letters for then? [that means shouting on the internet. |
06 Jan 05 - 08:01 PM (#1373412) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Amos joHn: I was posing as tinkerbell who isnot even real anyway and is just a stupid fairy in any case because children are sposed to yell-- IB ELIVE-- to save tinkerbells life so i thought it might be funny but sorry I guess it werenot. anyway she's just a stoopid farey and fareys aren't even real so they are just crap anyway. amos |
06 Jan 05 - 08:13 PM (#1373426) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,milk monitor Amos stop it...every time you say that, one dies you know. |
06 Jan 05 - 08:14 PM (#1373430) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine Nice impression Amos. It would've fooled me |
06 Jan 05 - 08:16 PM (#1373433) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine ps - Can you bend spoons? |
06 Jan 05 - 08:19 PM (#1373438) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,uri geller errr.. well yes.. if they are in deep enough and i sit down rather quickly.. ooh.. that smarts.. |
06 Jan 05 - 08:22 PM (#1373439) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull get lost uri, your rubbish, and why dident you anser my email then? you asreole. |
06 Jan 05 - 11:00 PM (#1373567) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine Actually Uri was an accomplished musician. He played the spoons. He only started bending them when he went through his Bachman Turner Overdrive phase. Don't believe me? ] You try playing the "B-b-b-b-b-b-baby" bit without bending your spoons. |
06 Jan 05 - 11:32 PM (#1373595) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Peace The only time I can do the '"B-b-b-b-b-b-baby" bit' is when I DO bend my spoon. Hurts lots. |
07 Jan 05 - 03:28 AM (#1373676) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Liz the Squeak I can't bend spoons, but I did once find Manitas trying to straighten a grapefruit knife...... LTS |
07 Jan 05 - 12:23 PM (#1373713) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: TheBigPinkLad I can't take credit for this--swiped it from somewhere: To Uri Geller I get tears in my ears From laying on my back In my office Laughing over you ... |
07 Jan 05 - 01:15 PM (#1373778) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: s6k so one would be correct in saying that Uri Gellar is in fact, a bender then ? |
07 Jan 05 - 04:05 PM (#1373949) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Tannywheeler And it was necessary to say something (ugly) about U. G. because...? Tw |
07 Jan 05 - 04:12 PM (#1373955) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: TheBigPinkLad ... he's a charletan and a liar. |
11 Jan 05 - 08:09 AM (#1376510) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,Wolfgang Here's your old thread about the same theme, John. It was difficult to find (no spelling error in the title). Wolfgang |
11 Jan 05 - 09:14 AM (#1376526) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: GUEST,sir joHn's Biggest FAn This is your funniest yet, joHn--even funnier because you did it before--you are the funniest guy ever-- |
11 Jan 05 - 12:49 PM (#1376691) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: s6k we know. |
11 Jan 05 - 12:52 PM (#1376695) Subject: RE: BS: Open Letter to Uri Geller From: Peace Uri Geller is a performer. |