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BS: Women's synonym for dickheads

07 Jan 05 - 11:03 PM (#1374307)
Subject: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Evil Man-hating Woman

I'm so fed up with men, right now, and their obsessions with their organ.

All men are bastards.


07 Jan 05 - 11:12 PM (#1374313)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: LadyJean

Franklin Faust, aka Yamoto. I'd known the man for 20 years, when he decided he was the great love of my life. I didn't know he'd been married five times, before. I never knew he got into fights. I found out that his story about being a Navy Seal was bogus. (Do they have Navy Pigs?) Oh, and he wears Japanese clothes most of the time. He isn't Japanese, he just dresses that way. I lent him $20 to go home on, and considered it money well spent. He hasn't paid back, and he hasn't returned. That second makes me not mind the first.


07 Jan 05 - 11:15 PM (#1374315)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Evil Man-hating Woman

Thank you Lady Jean. I know how it feels. Two men who I trusted have let me down today.


07 Jan 05 - 11:17 PM (#1374317)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Bobert

Yer right...

We suck...

Bobert


07 Jan 05 - 11:23 PM (#1374321)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Evil Angry Woman

Thank you Bobert, you're okay.

I'm going out with my handbag with a brick in it.








E.A.W.


07 Jan 05 - 11:28 PM (#1374324)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Anger Management Inductee

Bastards. Just bastards.


08 Jan 05 - 12:08 AM (#1374351)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Stilly River Sage

Yer talkin' to yerself agin, LH. . .


08 Jan 05 - 11:08 AM (#1374442)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Amos

Awwww geeze, ladies --I been cut up, spit out and put down by a number of women also. I have also been tempted to conclude that it was the whole demimonde that was tainted. It was not individuals, it wass their whole damned gender!!

But I know, and I hope you do also, that, no , it is always someone, and not a kind or class, that sits on the other side of a big upset. One man or one woman.

We are really not different breeds. We steer against different reckonings, but we are on the same map.

Leave the bad ones in their tracks, and go make and be worthy friends with the good ones.

A


08 Jan 05 - 12:35 PM (#1374461)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: John MacKenzie

Well as Evil man Hating woman has a handbag and not a purse I assume she is UK based, and I can only hope that it is in the effete south [i e England] and I am therefore safe from a 'bricking' up here in Scotland.
Giok


08 Jan 05 - 12:40 PM (#1374473)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: SINSULL

Two men she trusted let her down today by obsessing with their organs. A spat in the choir loft?


08 Jan 05 - 12:43 PM (#1374477)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Metchosin

LOL


08 Jan 05 - 12:46 PM (#1374481)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Liz the Squeak

Why do we need one? They do pretty well at advertising the fact themselves.

LTS


08 Jan 05 - 12:49 PM (#1374488)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Metchosin

I've met very few who didn't. You're just going to have to get used to it, my dear, if you want to be in this world. BG


08 Jan 05 - 12:52 PM (#1374493)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,heric

You'll hear handbag in Canada, too. This is surely Little Hawk all dressed up and going to town.


08 Jan 05 - 12:52 PM (#1374494)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Áine

Why waste a word, when a gesture will do? My sign language for dickhead is to hold up a closed fist, straightening out my little finger, and then letting it fall limp.

I agree with Amos -- let the bad 'uns roll around in their own muck, and let the good 'uns know you love 'em. Works for me. ;-)

All the best, Áine


08 Jan 05 - 01:02 PM (#1374514)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Liz the Squeak

The English gesture was to curl the hand as if holding a microphone or rolled up magazine, raise hand to the head with the circle formed flat on to the forehead as if grasping a horn growing there. Move the hand backwards and forwards as if rubbing up and down the imaginary horn.

For a more insulting gesture, use only the forefinger and thumb, creating a much smaller circle.......

LTS


08 Jan 05 - 01:59 PM (#1374564)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: jacqui.c

Kendall here. I won't go into detail about how many times I have been screwed over by women, but I will say, with the help of a good therapist I was able to find out why I was attracted to inappropriate women and how to avoid them in the future.
Stop blaming others for your problems, find out why you are only attracted to assholes, then do something about it. You have work to do, get on it.
Claiming that ALL men are bastards says more about you than about them.


08 Jan 05 - 02:07 PM (#1374574)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,niceblokescomelast

Im not a bastard or a dickhead


Im a c*nt


08 Jan 05 - 02:44 PM (#1374607)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Rustic Rebel

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
>
> She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
> Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
> Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
> Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
> And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.


08 Jan 05 - 04:13 PM (#1374681)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: robomatic

My theory is that women kind of like a guy to be 'abit of a bastard' I'm inherently polite thoughtful and respectful, so if I don't change something quick I might never get lucky again.


08 Jan 05 - 04:49 PM (#1374722)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Cluin

There's some truth to that, unfortunately. Not true of all women, but many feel an attraction to the "bad boys". And we all know guys who are complete pricks and are never lonely.


08 Jan 05 - 04:58 PM (#1374729)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Georgiansilver

I believe that women prefer men that are "powerful" rather than just a bad boy....some bad boys of course come across as powerful but cannot sustain it in acceptable ways in a relationship.
Women who respect power and powerful men tend to stick with them.
Best wishes.


08 Jan 05 - 05:13 PM (#1374732)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Peace

Why would women NEED a synonym for dickhead? Says it all, IMO.

"I know how it feels. Two men who I trusted have let me down today."

Did they know about each other?


08 Jan 05 - 05:14 PM (#1374733)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: BusyBee Paul

Getting back to the thread, "John Thomas" is another UK one.

Personally I prefer "one-eyed trouser snake" - seems to sum it up in most cases!


08 Jan 05 - 05:15 PM (#1374734)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: BusyBee Paul

Oops, system stuck and I just posted on the wrong thread - excuse me while I move over!


08 Jan 05 - 05:17 PM (#1374736)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Peace

It works anyway. Coulda worked on a thread about Bush, too.


08 Jan 05 - 06:03 PM (#1374767)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Little Hawk

Stilly! You wound me. I have no connection with any of the previous posts on this thread. I may be responsible for BDiBR, but I am not responsible for this one.

I do think, though, that we should get Shane's and Chongo's comments on this worthy subject, and I hope we do.


08 Jan 05 - 07:41 PM (#1374865)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: curmudgeon

Richard Nixon -- they didn't call him "Dick" for nothing.

Seriously now . . .

Never, ever, under any circumstances, marry a man because you're in love with his father. Even if he's a "Jr." Even if he shares a birthday with his father. I did that once a long time ago and in a country far away. He took after his mother (the two-faced bitch . . . and I don't use that term very often).

And I was young and brain-washed enough to stay married to him for 10 years. I refer to it as my "apprenticeship". And, I guess it was good experience. Tom and I managed to find each other and, as of Dec. 15, 2004, we've been together for24 years. Makes even that "apprenticeship" worthwhile -- maybe as fiction fodder.

Linn


08 Jan 05 - 07:53 PM (#1374878)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST

But,ladies beware of this one:

16. THE IMAGE MAKER will flaunt his 'toys', his children, his wife, his credentials and accomplishments. Admiration, attention, even glances from others, our envy or our fear are his objective. He is never satisfied. We see his false mask of arrogance and haughty strut as he demands center stage. He will alter his mask at will to appear pitiful, inept, solicitous, concerned, or haughty and superior. Appears the the perfect father, husband, friend - to those outside his home. Defense Strategy: Ignore his childlike behaviours. Know his payoff is getting attention, deceiving or abusing others. Provide him with 'supply' to avert problems.

and these others as well...men to avoid


08 Jan 05 - 08:56 PM (#1374899)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST

And beware of men like the above poster who pose as women.


08 Jan 05 - 08:58 PM (#1374903)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Mrrzy

LOL! I saw the Evil man-hater line right next to the PM link - all it needed was the S!


08 Jan 05 - 09:34 PM (#1374923)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Evil man Hating woman

ok. i'm over it. i apologise to all you nice guys out there..





















all four of you.


08 Jan 05 - 11:29 PM (#1374942)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Pissed off

Adose of gonorrhea and all you have to say is, "ok. i'm over it. i apologise to all you nice guys out there.." Well, we're not over it! Not likely. A week of the screaming pees. We are SO HAPPY YOU'RE OVER IT.


08 Jan 05 - 11:39 PM (#1374946)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Stilly River Sage

Go for it, LH!


08 Jan 05 - 11:45 PM (#1374949)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Pissed off

I am NOT LH, thank you.


08 Jan 05 - 11:46 PM (#1374950)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Stilly River Sage

I didn't say you were.


08 Jan 05 - 11:51 PM (#1374957)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,knackered and aching

hmmmm.. so how many women here dont like

'dick' and 'head'

as often as they can get !?

..or more realisticaly;
as often as they can bully us poor meek blokes
into risking severe back, neck, and groin strain
whenever our dirty old wimmin expect servicing on demand..


08 Jan 05 - 11:52 PM (#1374959)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Been There

A friend and I like to refer to those kinds of men as Penis Breath and F*ckFace.

Cheers!


09 Jan 05 - 01:49 PM (#1375158)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: susu

Well, my ex was married 4 times but only told me about 2. The first he said was his girlfriend in high school whose dad beat her severely and nearly killed her, so he married her to get her away from him. Then next was his ex-wife with whom he had 2 girls. He said that while he was working in the offshore oilfields that she cheated on him with 13 and 14 year old boys. (Actually, I can believe that about her as she would let her now husband trade sex with the girls for drugs with his dealers- sick B****H! Judy Romano Broussard whatever the rest of your name is now, if you ever read this I have a present for you, come to Texas and get it!) I digress, I did not know about the other two though. So the weekend prior to marrying my now wonderful husband, he married some girl he was living with, then the weekend I got married she left him. Later he hooked up with a girl half his age that I actually liked okay. While we were talking one day she said that she was at home telling my ex and his brother how embarrassed that she was to tell her parents that she was going to be wife #3. Imagine her surprise when my ex-brother-in-law informed her that she would be #7. And imagine my shock when I learned I was #5! But even so, the crap that I endured from him and other lying men made me appreciate my husband that I have now. So look at the positives in men, and if possible, get to know his mother. How he treats her and how she treats him will tell you volumes about his character. Susu


09 Jan 05 - 03:30 PM (#1375245)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Little Hawk

As one of those four men, Evil Angry Woman, I thank you. :-) (taking a bow...)

Stilly - Okay. I am calling up Chongo right now. He's downtown, working out at the boxing gym, but I'm sure he'll log in shortly. As for Shane, anytime now....


09 Jan 05 - 03:38 PM (#1375252)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Yeah, right. I know yer type, Evli Man-Hating Woman. You are probally ugly as sin too. Yeah, I know yer type real good. You are the kind that is a liberian. I seen your kind in the school liberry more than once, eh? Either that or you are a total skank with a face that would look better on the back end of a flippin' horse! Oh, I am, like, SOOOO upset that you are fed up with us men, eh? Go ahead, deviastate me. Do yer flippin' worst. Then ask me if I flippin' care! Go ahead, ask me.

I ain't obsessed with my "organ". When you got the best you don't need to be obsessed! That's my motto. I stand by it.

- BDiBR


09 Jan 05 - 03:41 PM (#1375255)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Ha! Ha! I never get over how funny humans are! Little Hawk asked me to log in here and comment. What for? It's pretty well all been said. Look, you people don't need a chimp's advice to dig yourselves in any deeper than you already are, cos you're up to your ears in it now. Don't let me stand between you and your folly. No sir. I got better things to do. See ya.

- Chongo


09 Jan 05 - 03:55 PM (#1375271)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad

It's not that all men are dickheads - it's just the only men some of you women are attracted to are the dickhead type. I think if you paid attention you would see some of the red flags - but you choose to ignore them because the bad ones are so darned attractive. It gives you someone you can mother and fix.

You need to start asking yourselves - why you are drawn to dickheads and why do you keep giving them your phone number ? Are the nice guys just not interesting enough ?

What is YOUR part in all of this ?

Not that men are any better. We do the same thing too.


09 Jan 05 - 03:56 PM (#1375276)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Little Hawk

So true.


09 Jan 05 - 08:05 PM (#1375467)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST

I first met her in college. She was gorgeous and she had a boyfriend. He was Mr IT and we knew she was doomed. I met her again years later after the marriage had failed, as had a series of relationships with guys...different name, same type. I just couldn't understand why she couldn't see it. Finally she deliberately got pregnant in her early 40's as a desperate measure to hook a guy who was completely unsuitable and who bolted. Now she's in her 60's, gone to fat, gone to seed. Always she made the wrong choice. It was infuriating to watch it and no one could stop her or help her, although some good men would have fallen at her feet. Of course now, she badmouths all men!


09 Jan 05 - 11:09 PM (#1375649)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST

Some people - men and women alike - just make a lot of bad choices.


10 Jan 05 - 12:13 AM (#1375673)
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From: The Fooles Troupe

"Some people - men and women alike - just make a lot of bad choices."

Which is what inspired The Assassin Song... :-)


10 Jan 05 - 01:06 AM (#1375696)
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From: hesperis

Well, watch out for "Mr. Nice Guy" too... the worst are the ones that seem really nice and have good jobs and good relationships with their mothers... and then stab you in the back when you're already drowning (figuratively speaking, of course). "Mr. Nice Guy" is often a cover for people who'd steal from the tsunami relief fund if they could figure out how to do it without being held acountable for their actions.


10 Jan 05 - 10:56 AM (#1375790)
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From: Little Hawk

Happiness is found within, not in finding that "significant other". Security is found within too. Love is found within. Once one is happy and secure and loving within, then one is in a good position to form many positive relationships on the outside with others...and may find oneself quite content with OR without that one, special, significant other that is mythologized in society as the classic lover or spouse.

That's my take on it.

I would not have seen it that way in my 20's, though. Or in my 30's. I had to learn by hard experience, and it took until my mid-50's to do that.


10 Jan 05 - 11:08 AM (#1375799)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Amos

Geeze, you're getytin' old, pal!


A


10 Jan 05 - 11:09 AM (#1375800)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Wesley S

Little Hawk. How right you are. It's only when we've cleaned up our own side of the street that we're able to find and attract another healthy person. Too many of us expect a member of the opposite sex to "complete" us. That's BS. I hate the term "soulmate" - it has so many unrealistic qualities. I heard someone say that "expectations are just premeditated resentments".


10 Jan 05 - 11:39 AM (#1375831)
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From: Little Hawk

Got that right, Amos! I can hardly believe I'm this old. Still, I can pass myself off as a lot younger. The last time I was asked for drinking age I.D. (age 18 in ontario) was when I was 29!

Shatner worship is said to be beneficial in maintaining a youthful appearance... :-)


10 Jan 05 - 11:45 AM (#1375841)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Amos

One synonym for incorrigible dickhead commonly used in Old Quebecoise, a patois formed by fur-traders, is "Un type de Shatner".

A


10 Jan 05 - 08:52 PM (#1376306)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Cluin

Drinking age is 19 in Ontario. Has been since I was 19.


10 Jan 05 - 11:52 PM (#1376396)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Little Hawk

Okay, fine, then. 19. The point is, I was 29 the last time they asked me for I.D.


10 Jan 05 - 11:56 PM (#1376401)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Peace

The only time I was ever asked for ID was when I had to get a Cabaret License to sing at a bar in NYC. I made a few creative changes to my birth certificate--showed my new License to the club owner and I was in. Was there as an emcee for about three months. Great gig.


11 Jan 05 - 01:48 PM (#1376766)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: GUEST,Frank

i agree that there are many men who need to be educated about what it means to be a civilized human being. i am grateful that women often serve this function for men. One thing that I've noticed is that women might be well advised to see how men really treat each other. This would give them insight.

Women have been abused at the hands of men probably more often than vice-versa. They have been denied equality of citizenship by the idiotic refusal of white fat men in office to honor the Equal Rights Amendment which is long overdue. Parity and fairness in equal pay for equal work would make a difference too. The abuse of women has been a hallmark of many reactionary organized fundamentalist religions. I believe that the "Promise Keepers" is responsible for keeping women in subservient positions. The "strict father" image suggested by George Lakoff is the major problem. It rationalizes abuse by sadistic men who prey upon women as if they were occupying another country. Fortunately, not all women or men tolerate this kind of thinking.

Frank


11 Jan 05 - 02:05 PM (#1376776)
Subject: RE: BS: Women's synonym for dickheads
From: Little Hawk

The "strict father" archetype is the major problem behind aggression and arch-conservatism in politics and religion as well. It is the underlying principle that steers the Republican Party, fundamentalist religion...and the police state, wherever it makes its appearance.