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02 Feb 05 - 11:41 PM (#1397434)
Subject: BS: .
From: Peace

SPATULA
PATULAS
ATULASP
TULASPA
ULASPAT
LASPATU
ATULASP


02 Feb 05 - 11:43 PM (#1397435)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

Find that error.


02 Feb 05 - 11:48 PM (#1397439)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rustic Rebel

Is it another thread about spatulas?


02 Feb 05 - 11:48 PM (#1397440)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: CarolC

I can't. But I notice that the A's all line up diagonally. All except one.


02 Feb 05 - 11:49 PM (#1397441)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: frogprince

The last one should be ASPATUL


02 Feb 05 - 11:53 PM (#1397444)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Teresa

The error: this thread has no subject. Well, it does sort of.

oh, there are two "atulasps"

:)

Teresa


02 Feb 05 - 11:56 PM (#1397449)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

"The last one should be ASPATUL"

ASPATUL
SPATULA
PATULAS
ATULASP
TULASPA
FLIPPER
ULASPAT

NOW find the mistake.


02 Feb 05 - 11:57 PM (#1397450)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Nina Nana

You can stick your fuckin spatulas up your arse.


03 Feb 05 - 12:00 AM (#1397453)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Layah

Wouldn't that make it a buggering spatula rather than a fuckin one?


03 Feb 05 - 12:00 AM (#1397454)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

Beside the tongue depressors?
Are you NUTS!


03 Feb 05 - 12:00 AM (#1397455)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bobert

Yeah, brucie, but it ain't like when Bob53, er whoever he was (???), who would start threads entitlrd "How amny flat picks are in yot pocket" 'er "What color is green?"......

If yer still lurkin', Bob, I loved yer dry sense of humor...

Bobert


03 Feb 05 - 12:04 AM (#1397457)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Amos

ATULASP should be ASPATUL in last line.


A


03 Feb 05 - 12:05 AM (#1397459)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

I have to go to the ASPATUL to get the SPATULA removed.


03 Feb 05 - 12:06 AM (#1397460)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: CarolC

You need to refresh your threads more often, Amos.

;-)


03 Feb 05 - 12:20 AM (#1397468)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell

And here I thought from the title that this was going to be a thread about ".". And I had this real snappy line in mind that went sorta like:

"Oh! You mean '.'? Why, no, I know what it is. But I know that if you were to hit it with a spatula it would be one of these: *."


03 Feb 05 - 12:47 AM (#1397483)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Rustic Rebel

Bee-dubya-ell, You have without a doubt, started the revolution.

(You can use your plastic spatula to mix and or make a movement in a circular motion or a revolution...)


P.S. Brucie I got it right away (just had to say that), but no-one quite gets my humor around here so I just sit here and laugh at myself.


03 Feb 05 - 12:58 AM (#1397491)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Of course, my post above would make more sense if it read "Why no! I don't know what it is..."

Just imagine a caret symbol with the word "don't" between "I" and "know".


03 Feb 05 - 01:10 AM (#1397496)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bert

Potato potato potato po
tato potato potato pota
to potato potato potato
potato potato potato

Thanks to Cheryl Wheeler.


03 Feb 05 - 01:43 AM (#1397509)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Nina Nana

Ye can stick yer buggerin spatulas up yer arse.



To the tune of...?


03 Feb 05 - 02:28 AM (#1397539)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: open mike

ask the wild cha PATULAS
mardi gras is coming up..


03 Feb 05 - 04:17 AM (#1397585)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

VIVA LA REVELUCION


03 Feb 05 - 04:21 AM (#1397588)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

"To the tune of...?"

"Blowin' in the Wind"


03 Feb 05 - 08:15 AM (#1397723)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Os in OZ

As Nina well knows, the tune is "You can stick your fucking chariots up your arse".
This is a folksong variant used by the Rugby Union community the world over, including New Zealand, South Africa and now Italy, I believe.
The song is a traditional song/response oeuvre where the Poms {actually to be precise, the Nigels) drone on about swinging low their sweet chaaaaariots and are met with the above response.

Some Jocks over here at the World Cup advised me that the tune is another variant - of "Ye canny shove yer granny aff a bus".

Ah, the folk process is a wonderful thing.
Perhaps, in the same vein, the nigels and nigellas could in turn respond with:
"One cannot shove one's chariot up one's arse", accompanied by the appropriate hand signals, of course.

Just trying to be helpful. How's the weather over there?

G'day


03 Feb 05 - 09:26 AM (#1397805)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Houston calling

What is this stuff about chariots. It is sung at our church!


03 Feb 05 - 10:29 AM (#1397888)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

VIVA LA REVOLUCION

VIVA LA CHARIOT UP YER ARSE

VIVA LA SPATULA


03 Feb 05 - 12:17 PM (#1398012)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

Houston, we have a problem.


03 Feb 05 - 12:38 PM (#1398043)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bunnahabhain

Who's Houston?

We've know you've had a problem for a long time.

Have some chocolate instead.


03 Feb 05 - 12:39 PM (#1398045)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Layah

Chocolate makes all problems go away. Until you've finished the chocolate. Then you have to find some more...


03 Feb 05 - 06:32 PM (#1398298)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

Chocolate is a crude method of exploiting third world countries and the people who live there. It is a form of economic colonialism.


03 Feb 05 - 06:35 PM (#1398300)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Layah

Then buy fair trade chocolate. But chocolate must be bought, it is a necessity of life.


03 Feb 05 - 06:42 PM (#1398317)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: number 6

Yer certainly on a roll today Brucie!!

Man, winter can be long and dark.

sIx


03 Feb 05 - 06:43 PM (#1398320)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace

http://www.iabolish.com/news/global/2002/curevnt04-26-02.htm


03 Feb 05 - 06:45 PM (#1398323)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Peace


03 Feb 05 - 07:02 PM (#1398336)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Don Firth

Chocolate is one of the four major food groups.

(What the hell and I doing in this thread. . . ?)


03 Feb 05 - 07:04 PM (#1398340)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: open mike

yes:
chocolate
butter
sugar and
coffee?


04 Feb 05 - 10:17 AM (#1398917)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,skipy

found this on an antiques site, what use is wax spatula? it would melt!
Romano-British, copper alloy handle in the form of Minerva, probably 1st century AD. Possibly the handle to a wax spatula or similar implement, the figure is recognisable as Minerva due to a number of attributes. She is fully draped and wears a crested helmet. Her left arm is by her side and would have rested on a shield, which is missing, whilst her right arm is raised and would have held a spear, also missing. She is wearing a breast plate, or aegis, though in this instance it does not show the head of Medusa, as is normally the case.

Skipy


04 Feb 05 - 10:53 AM (#1398945)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Skipy - A wax spatula is used by sculptors and art foundries in the "lost-wax" sculpture process. If you're not familiar with the process, a piece of sculpture is created using a specially formulated beeswax compound. A mold is then created by pouring a heat-resistant molding compound over the wax sculpture. The wax is then "burnt out" in a kiln and molten bronze is poured into the resulting cavity.

Here are some samples of modern wax spatulas.


05 Feb 05 - 12:23 AM (#1399735)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Champ

What is Rogby Union fgawdsakes?????


05 Feb 05 - 02:26 AM (#1399779)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Rogby Union? Buncha yahoos that like to play a game with a ball. But the real object of the game is to beat the shit out of each other. Nobody gives a damn about the outcome of the game as long as there's lots of blood and a fair number of teeth knocked out. Sort of like hockey in that regard except that hockey players hit each other with sticks while a rugby player's weapon of choice seems to be his own face. Then, after the game, the teams gather together in a pub and further taunt each other by singing songs with lots of scatalogical references at each other while drinking copious quantities of intoxicants.


05 Feb 05 - 09:36 PM (#1400317)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: Donuel

Bee- Dubya , are you a sculpter too?


06 Feb 05 - 03:10 AM (#1400461)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Champ

Is that the sport where they dis-figure their ears to make them look even uglier in the hope of scaring their opponents?

How do they do that thing to their ears?


06 Feb 05 - 04:32 AM (#1400476)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell

No, Donuel, just a potter. But my son-in-law's a sculptor who also works in an art foundry so I know a bit about it.


07 Feb 05 - 09:49 PM (#1402127)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Rogby league (not Union)

Rogby League is weird. They run til they're tackled to the grass then when they're on the grass the tackler or tacklers try to strangle them but pretending its a mistake in case umpire sees them.


08 Feb 05 - 09:07 AM (#1402442)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Where are the nigels

Hiding from the one true rogby union.


08 Feb 05 - 09:46 AM (#1402475)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: ToulouseCruise

Angelica Houston, we have a definite problem....


08 Feb 05 - 10:03 AM (#1402492)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Bala Baby

Angelica is green stuff.
I think.

Go away from the rogby thread.


11 Feb 05 - 07:55 AM (#1405705)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Rogby is trif

A punch in the ear gives you an ear which is called Cauliflower Ear, if not attended to quickly enough.
Except for Jeremy Guscott, alleged to have Asparagus Ear


16 Feb 05 - 10:29 AM (#1411738)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST

Why??


16 Feb 05 - 10:31 AM (#1411739)
Subject: RE: BS: .
From: GUEST,Bala Baby

Well he is rather grand.



And disdainful.