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BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....

10 Feb 05 - 11:46 AM (#1404664)
Subject: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Guess the next word in the sequence!!!


10 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM (#1404668)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

Whelks!!


10 Feb 05 - 11:49 AM (#1404670)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Possibly!


10 Feb 05 - 11:52 AM (#1404672)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Layah

artichokes! (the antithesis of onions)


10 Feb 05 - 11:53 AM (#1404676)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

What did Arty choke on? was it a goblin?


10 Feb 05 - 11:55 AM (#1404679)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

WOMBATS, WOMBATS, WOMBATS, WOMBATS,WOMBATS WOMBATS WOMBATS!!"!!!!!!


10 Feb 05 - 11:57 AM (#1404684)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Whoever guesses it correctly will win an IOU for a wombat flavoured rutabaga.


10 Feb 05 - 11:59 AM (#1404687)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Layah

Ooh, I'm glad I didn't win then.


10 Feb 05 - 11:59 AM (#1404688)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bunnahabhain

Elvis


10 Feb 05 - 02:16 PM (#1404870)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,Skipy

Scrotoms


10 Feb 05 - 02:50 PM (#1404909)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Fibula Mattock

They're not rutabagas, they're turnips. All of them. Especially the swedes.


10 Feb 05 - 03:36 PM (#1404968)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,garydon

Wombats????

I don't understand the sequence

Gary


10 Feb 05 - 05:12 PM (#1405094)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Liz the Squeak

Theodolites!

LTS


10 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM (#1405097)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: gnomad

Gussets, definitely.













Well SOMEBODY had to.


10 Feb 05 - 05:26 PM (#1405110)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Peace

Philatelists.


10 Feb 05 - 05:31 PM (#1405119)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Teresa

reminds me of an underground rock group singing ...

Wom-bats, wom-bats, in our house, in our house ...

Over and over and over again. It was kind of hypnotic in an odd way.

Teresa


10 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM (#1405131)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Cluin

Rubbish!

What have they done for us?


10 Feb 05 - 05:49 PM (#1405144)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Peace

I can't believe you asked that . . .


10 Feb 05 - 05:54 PM (#1405151)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Peace

More


10 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM (#1405153)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Peace

PS

There is some nudity in the More link. I hope no one is offended. (For those of you who don't wish to be exposed to it, avoid clicking the Bagged picture.


10 Feb 05 - 08:52 PM (#1405294)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bert

Next in sequence would be "Sir John of Hull"


11 Feb 05 - 03:30 AM (#1405493)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Liz the Squeak

Gosh, I've never seen a wombats.

Although I did get very friendly with one called Cholmondely (pronounced Chumley) in Auckland zoo about 20 years ago... I wonder if he remembers me...... *sigh*...


LTS


11 Feb 05 - 03:38 AM (#1405498)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Davetnova

I know this I know this it's that weird Scottish "humour". The next word in sequence is -
WOMBATS
What did I win?


11 Feb 05 - 03:42 AM (#1405504)
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From: fat B****rd

Culinders......


11 Feb 05 - 04:50 AM (#1405556)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Liz the Squeak

Do you mean Colander?

Brings to mind my mothers' phrase for when 3 children wouldn't sit still... 'you're like a fart in a colander - can't decide which hole to get out of!'

Could it be sasspirilla?

LTS


11 Feb 05 - 05:32 AM (#1405579)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Crystal

Scottish humour? No.....I've not encountered the concept.


11 Feb 05 - 05:32 AM (#1405580)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,raggytash

Paranoia


11 Feb 05 - 05:37 AM (#1405584)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Liz the Squeak

Oh come on, the Scots do have humour.. who else could have marketed the bagpipe as a musical instrument?! Or the Haggis as a food product??

LTS


11 Feb 05 - 05:46 AM (#1405593)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Crystal

True LTS. Although I think it was done to annoy the English rather than to be funny.


11 Feb 05 - 06:21 AM (#1405616)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: fat B****rd

.er yes,Liz, but I was typing in Grimsbyspeak....


11 Feb 05 - 07:13 AM (#1405664)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Dave Hanson

ugly little buggers wombats, and by the way it was the Irish who gave Scotland the bagpipes, the Scots still haven't got the joke yet.

eric


11 Feb 05 - 07:26 AM (#1405683)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,Raggytash

Oi Eric, slag off Royalty if you want but don't call Wombats ugly little buggers, my good lady goes under the pseudonym of Wombat an' she'll bite your legs if she hears that kind of talk

an' I fink the Greeks started off with the baggypipes


11 Feb 05 - 08:41 AM (#1405759)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Davetnova

bagpipes, heh, heh, heh


11 Feb 05 - 12:28 PM (#1405986)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: RangerSteve

It's a poem.

Spatulas, wombats.
Goblins, rutabagas, kumquats.


11 Feb 05 - 12:53 PM (#1406021)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bunnahabhain

Various other people started with the bagpipes, but the only the Scots have taken them worldwide, turned them into a weapon, and occasionally found a proper use for them.

And unless you've also danced Bonnie Anne to them in a Basque barracca (or something like that, I don't speak basque) court, don't argue too much...


11 Feb 05 - 12:54 PM (#1406023)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

I'll give you a clue. It's a place name.... and no, this sisn't the famous Scottish sense of humour at work! It's deadly serious!!!!


11 Feb 05 - 01:12 PM (#1406060)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bunnahabhain

Camelot?

Sorry, couldn't resist it...

The Camelot song (T'is a silly place)

We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests
and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.

I have to push the pram a lot.


11 Feb 05 - 01:13 PM (#1406066)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

No, but you get a gold star for Monty Python-ness.


11 Feb 05 - 02:17 PM (#1406146)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Liz the Squeak

Wooton under Lyme?

Chorlton Cum Hardy??

not...... SCUNTHORPE?!!!

LTS


11 Feb 05 - 04:12 PM (#1406281)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: el_punkoid_nouveau

Hull, Hell or Halifax?


11 Feb 05 - 04:18 PM (#1406289)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: *Laura*

The Castle Aargh.
St-Aaaargves.

Stowe-on-the-Wold.
Merriot.


11 Feb 05 - 05:03 PM (#1406337)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: ranger1

Ogunquit!


12 Feb 05 - 07:34 AM (#1407060)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: *Laura*

Piddlehinton.


12 Feb 05 - 09:48 AM (#1407137)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: el_punkoid_nouveau

Tintwhistle.

Slatterthwaite (ponounced Slouwit, as in ouch).

Irthlingborough (pronounced Artleknock).


12 Feb 05 - 10:53 AM (#1407183)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Liz the Squeak

It's actually Slaithwaite pronounced Slowit.

And Piddlehinton was my next call. It had a nice pub about 20 years ago.

LTS


12 Feb 05 - 07:50 PM (#1407687)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Stilly River Sage

Greek bagpipes (more here).


13 Feb 05 - 12:41 AM (#1407918)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Cluin

Strangest game of Mornington Crescent ever.


13 Feb 05 - 12:51 AM (#1407925)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Teresa

Oh, if it's one of those wonderfully complicated UK names, I'm out, because i'm just a ign'rant yank. :)

teresa


13 Feb 05 - 01:16 AM (#1407935)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Cluin

Just yell Mornington Crescent! any damn old time and you win.


13 Feb 05 - 06:19 AM (#1408040)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,eric the red

If Typhoo put the T in Brittain, who put the c***t in Sc***thorpe.

eric


13 Feb 05 - 06:22 AM (#1408041)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,eric the red

Oh and by the way Raggy, no insult intended to your good lady but if she picks the name of an ugly little marsupial is it my fault.

eric


13 Feb 05 - 12:33 PM (#1408175)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bunnahabhain

They may be ugly, but are they tasty?


13 Feb 05 - 07:11 PM (#1408570)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Mingulay

Are you taking the place of my birth in vain epn? Irthlingborough is a fine little town (LOL) don't knock it!

Any way how about Raunds, pronounced Rance.


17 Feb 05 - 01:25 PM (#1413090)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

It begins with an S, and is a random sort of place...i know it's a random sort of place because it was the first place that randomly sort of popped into my head. It's in the UK...


17 Feb 05 - 03:09 PM (#1413209)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Mingulay

Scunthorpe

Swindon

Saxmundham

Mornington Crescent.


17 Feb 05 - 03:19 PM (#1413226)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Sorry, you have not won this time, please try again!!! :0)


17 Feb 05 - 08:04 PM (#1413516)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bunnahabhain

Somewhereorother...

Somerset

Shetland

Sandringham


17 Feb 05 - 09:03 PM (#1413571)
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From: Cluin

Swansea.


18 Feb 05 - 09:43 AM (#1413953)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,bunnahabhain

Scilly.

Schiehallion.

Skye.

Spurn Head- well, it's a close to Hull as I can find...


18 Feb 05 - 11:10 AM (#1413994)
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From: GUEST,ClaireBear

Scarborough.

Southampton.


18 Feb 05 - 12:33 PM (#1414053)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: *Laura*

Seavington.

Sherborne.

Salisbury.

Sidmouth.

Sticks (out in the)


18 Feb 05 - 01:09 PM (#1414088)
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From: GUEST,ClaireBear

...or maybe Stratford on Avon.


18 Feb 05 - 02:48 PM (#1414198)
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From: Cluin

Sunderland


18 Feb 05 - 03:54 PM (#1414266)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bunnahabhain

Sutherland.

Southend.

Strathspey.

Somewhere over the rainbow


18 Feb 05 - 03:59 PM (#1414269)
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From: gnu

South Wales. No, don't applaud. It's so obvious.


18 Feb 05 - 04:34 PM (#1414299)
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From: *Laura*

Slough!


18 Feb 05 - 05:13 PM (#1414333)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bunnahabhain

Sandwich

Scafell Pike

South Kensington Tube station

The google ads are currently showing cottages in the highlands. Sorry people.


18 Feb 05 - 05:55 PM (#1414372)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,ClaireBear

Southrepps.

Stourbridge.

St. Neot.


18 Feb 05 - 05:59 PM (#1414377)
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From: GUEST,ClaireBear

...or could it be Stroud?


19 Feb 05 - 04:49 AM (#1414740)
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From: Bunnahabhain

South Uist- absolutly beautiful

Sussex- saw 'copper songs' on the bbc last night

Southwold- for the nice beer

Sark- warmer

Scarpa Flow- beautiful as well

Lets add some reason for why the place we come up with is the right one...

BTW, does anybody know where blissfully ignorant comes from? This may be an important clue!


19 Feb 05 - 05:20 AM (#1414759)
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From: Bunnahabhain

Sidmouth! It has to be, surely....


19 Feb 05 - 06:20 AM (#1414795)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: *Laura*

South Petherton.

Sparkford.

Saltash.

Salcome.

Shepton Mallet.

Stoke (whichever one you like).

Slough!

I think BI is from Scotland, if I remember correctly...


19 Feb 05 - 06:24 AM (#1414798)
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From: *Laura*

Seaton.

Strode.

Sidford.

Sturminster Newton.

Southsea.

Shaftesbury.

Stonehenge.


19 Feb 05 - 06:26 AM (#1414800)
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From: Crystal

Stratford


19 Feb 05 - 07:02 AM (#1414820)
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From: Blissfully Ignorant

Guest, Clairebear- congratulations! The correct answer was Southampton. IOU a wombat!!! :0)


19 Feb 05 - 07:03 AM (#1414822)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Bunnahabhain

Stortford

Sailsbury

Skidlaw

Sheerness

Sheppey


19 Feb 05 - 08:38 AM (#1414883)
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From: *Laura*

Awww - and I was so sure it was Slough. :-)


19 Feb 05 - 08:44 AM (#1414887)
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From: Blissfully Ignorant

Come friendly bombs
And fall on Southampton....

Doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it? :0)


19 Feb 05 - 08:46 AM (#1414890)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: *Laura*

lol!
haha you make me giggle. heh. heh. heh.


25 Feb 05 - 10:59 AM (#1420687)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: GUEST,ClaireBear

How do I collect my wombat, please? I've always wanted one!


25 Feb 05 - 11:11 AM (#1420707)
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From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell

How does one collect a wombat? Well, sorry, but it can't be done. A single wombat does not a collection make. It's generally accepted that a collection consists of at least three similar objects. So, if you don't already have at least two wombats, it's impossible to collect wombats.


25 Feb 05 - 11:19 AM (#1420716)
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From: GUEST,ClaireBear

Well, let's see, I have a "wombat crossing" sign someone brought me from OZ, and a copy of "The Muddle-Headed Wombat" that I bought for my son, so this wombat would make...three! Hurrah, I'll have a collection!


25 Feb 05 - 12:23 PM (#1420803)
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From: Blissfully Ignorant

WOMBAT!!! :0)


25 Feb 05 - 12:34 PM (#1420812)
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From: GUEST,ClaireBear

Ooooh, 'e's lovely! And rutabaga-flavored, too! Thanks!


25 Feb 05 - 12:47 PM (#1420826)
Subject: RE: BS: Spatulas, Wombats, Goblins, Rutabaga....
From: Blissfully Ignorant

No problem. A well deserved wombat, methinks :0)