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10 Feb 05 - 08:23 PM (#1405259) Subject: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: s6k maybe we can work together and come up with something that may actually work !!!! here's one to get the ball rolling.... "Hi. My mother said to come ask you if you'd come home with me" |
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10 Feb 05 - 09:24 PM (#1405323) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST,Ogden you stink less than any fat girl I know |
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10 Feb 05 - 10:36 PM (#1405362) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST,Nash said the boy with the breath from the jam in his toes |
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10 Feb 05 - 10:52 PM (#1405376) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: John on the Sunset Coast In today's Frazz comic strip, the young student found a box of Valentine cards that said "To my one and only;" there were twelve cards per box! |
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11 Feb 05 - 04:15 AM (#1405536) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: JulieF Sale Romantic weekend breaks for St Valentines - Three people travel for the price of two. |
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11 Feb 05 - 04:19 AM (#1405542) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Davetnova You don't sweat much for a fat lass. |
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11 Feb 05 - 04:48 AM (#1405552) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Liz the Squeak Is this from the perspective of the vocalist or the listener? Cos I just want to hear 'Congratulations, you've won £5million on the lottery'. Mind you, I'd like to hear that any day! I don't do the vocalist bit.... load of tosh and nonsense dreamed up by people who want to sell chocolate, cards and roses at vastly inflated prices. If someone loves me, they should show it any day of the year, not just on one day when it's expected. The people I love hopefully know it every day of the year because I either tell them or I show them in other ways. And no, it's not just the defiant cry of one who has never recieved a valentine, I've had plenty... I've only ever sent one and that was when I was 11. LTS |
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11 Feb 05 - 09:40 AM (#1405802) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Roger the Skiffler Get your coat, luv, you've pulled. RtS (sweet talking b*****) |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:01 AM (#1405817) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Dave Hanson One from Oz, ' Hey Sheila, fancy a fuck ?' eric |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:23 AM (#1405836) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: ToulouseCruise "Where have you been all my nights, besides my dreams?" |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:37 AM (#1405860) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST "How about it?" Camilla to Charles |
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11 Feb 05 - 10:53 AM (#1405885) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: gnu You know, meaningless sex does have it's place... mine. Oh, sorry, you mean "real" lines. Hmmm. Ah. Er. Wait. It's been so long. How about "realistic"?... If you want me to ante up half of my stuff, you're gonna have to learn to **** ** ****." |
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11 Feb 05 - 11:13 AM (#1405909) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: ToulouseCruise too good, gahnu! I am going to use the "has its place" line this weekend -- I'll let you know how it goes. Brian |
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11 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM (#1405920) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST,bbc at work Yes, but will you still love me tomorrow?! bbc |
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11 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM (#1405971) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Chris Green Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I |
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11 Feb 05 - 01:07 PM (#1406048) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Bunnahabhain I have a feeling "Yes, I miss you too, living three hours apart is not good" might be about my best, but "I was just passing the jewellers, and this caught my eye" could be useful for more people. |
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11 Feb 05 - 01:09 PM (#1406055) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Blissfully Ignorant Here's ten pence, go phone your mother and tell her you won't be coming home tonight... |
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11 Feb 05 - 01:12 PM (#1406061) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: Cllr I've lost my phone number would you mind lending me yours? Cllr |
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11 Feb 05 - 01:33 PM (#1406097) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: GUEST,To: Schantieman Circumnavigate, I'll be waiting. |
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11 Feb 05 - 02:12 PM (#1406137) Subject: RE: BS: Best Lines For Valentines Day ?????????? From: s6k good one from Cllr there i may have to use that just to see the response. "Pick a number between 1 and 10" (she or he does) UNLUCKY! take your top off |