11 Feb 05 - 06:16 PM (#1406424) Subject: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby Here we go.....the next challenge to the MOAB. I'll start....then additional posters add to it with every other poster making the rhyme! (Sounds easy enough, anyway.).......and away we go....... I took a walk through the valley.... |
11 Feb 05 - 06:17 PM (#1406427) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Along the riverside... |
11 Feb 05 - 06:18 PM (#1406430) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Stilly River Sage After the storm was over. |
11 Feb 05 - 06:21 PM (#1406431) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby to check out the new landslide. |
11 Feb 05 - 06:26 PM (#1406442) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: LilyFestre Thick and muddy |
11 Feb 05 - 06:35 PM (#1406454) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Amos Read the instructions, dammit!! EVERY OTHER POSTER MAKESA RHYME! And mind the scansion, too!! Buddy. A |
11 Feb 05 - 06:45 PM (#1406471) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Was the slideswept ground... (Come on folks! With a little care we can rival William McGonagall's craft here...) |
11 Feb 05 - 06:47 PM (#1406473) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby I was a little bloody.... |
11 Feb 05 - 06:55 PM (#1406480) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk And my wits could not be found... |
11 Feb 05 - 08:45 PM (#1406651) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby I turned around and thought I saw...... |
11 Feb 05 - 09:26 PM (#1406682) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Porlock (Dear God! How could it be?) |
11 Feb 05 - 09:33 PM (#1406684) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa ... round! [;)] |
11 Feb 05 - 11:02 PM (#1406758) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk A monkey with a twisted paw, Was grimacing at me! (get with the flow, Teresa!) |
11 Feb 05 - 11:11 PM (#1406769) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa [What flow?; was trying to rhyme with found. ;) You cheted you got two lines in. Ok ok ...] The monkey's paw |
11 Feb 05 - 11:20 PM (#1406775) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: freda underhill held out for more.. |
11 Feb 05 - 11:36 PM (#1406789) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Yeah, Teresa, but we didn't need a rhyme for "found". Found was already there to rhyme with ground 2 posts earlier. I put in 2 lines to get things back on track again... "I turned around and thought I saw...... (Dear God! How could it be?) A monkey with a twisted paw, Was grimacing at me! See? Anyway...we now have... The monkey's paw held out for more... To which I shall add: I cried, "Avaunt, ye beast!" The rythm, you see is: "a-one, a-two, a-three, a-four a-clippety, cloppety, cluff! a-five, a-six, a-seven, an-eight a-buggering Hillary Duff" or something like that. Please carry on. :-) |
11 Feb 05 - 11:41 PM (#1406795) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby He looked at me, grinned big and said....... |
11 Feb 05 - 11:47 PM (#1406802) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa "Stay on the beat, at least!" |
11 Feb 05 - 11:55 PM (#1406814) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby Twas then, I realized, how much more...... |
12 Feb 05 - 12:10 AM (#1406824) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa I had to watch and learn. |
12 Feb 05 - 02:00 AM (#1406916) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Amos So I sat down on a thunderjug To watch the turncoats turn. |
12 Feb 05 - 02:26 AM (#1406935) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin This thing is f__ked already |
12 Feb 05 - 02:31 AM (#1406937) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa LOL!! |
12 Feb 05 - 03:29 AM (#1406947) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Nerd "This thing is fucked already Teresa laughed out loud it's limp as old spaghetti... |
12 Feb 05 - 03:47 AM (#1406952) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa And we all ought to be proud. |
12 Feb 05 - 04:16 AM (#1406965) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST But let us stand erect my friend |
12 Feb 05 - 07:34 AM (#1407059) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: freda underhill or stretch out horizontal |
12 Feb 05 - 07:40 AM (#1407062) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: freda underhill in case we're feeling nervous about posing in full frontal |
12 Feb 05 - 07:40 AM (#1407063) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: freda underhill well, you try rhyming something with horizontal |
12 Feb 05 - 08:48 AM (#1407100) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby ...shouted the rest of the world..... |
12 Feb 05 - 08:51 AM (#1407103) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk As that is not my wont, I'll.... |
12 Feb 05 - 09:37 AM (#1407127) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST I'll travel with my hair uncurled |
12 Feb 05 - 10:02 AM (#1407145) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby When all of a sudden, I couldn't believe it......... |
12 Feb 05 - 05:55 PM (#1407578) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk The monkey turned into a snake... |
12 Feb 05 - 07:41 PM (#1407676) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin I tried my best to turn and leave it |
12 Feb 05 - 07:48 PM (#1407685) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Well I'm scared, for heaven's sake, To see its sinuosity, |
12 Feb 05 - 08:15 PM (#1407717) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Tobyjug The snake reared up its menacing head |
12 Feb 05 - 08:19 PM (#1407723) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin It was such a curiosity |
12 Feb 05 - 08:53 PM (#1407754) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (To see its sinuosity, The snake reared up its angry head. It was such a curiosity,) that it resembled the woman I wed. |
12 Feb 05 - 08:54 PM (#1407755) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp But it filled me with shivering dread... |
12 Feb 05 - 08:54 PM (#1407756) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (I love you honey!!!) :-) |
12 Feb 05 - 10:17 PM (#1407808) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (hmmmm....have we entered a paradox here? We could conceivably go in two different directions here.....the next poster will ultimately decide!) |
12 Feb 05 - 10:40 PM (#1407833) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Down the hill came a rolling conundrum! |
12 Feb 05 - 10:44 PM (#1407837) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby and it gained speed as it flew..... |
12 Feb 05 - 11:38 PM (#1407875) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Striking a mood that could not be called "humdrum" |
12 Feb 05 - 11:46 PM (#1407878) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa It split my brain in two. |
12 Feb 05 - 11:48 PM (#1407879) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk LOL! Being of two minds, I thought... |
13 Feb 05 - 12:11 AM (#1407895) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin Should I stay or should I go? |
13 Feb 05 - 12:12 AM (#1407896) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin My left and my right hand then fought |
13 Feb 05 - 12:13 AM (#1407897) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin Just like Robert Mitchum long ago |
13 Feb 05 - 12:16 AM (#1407901) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa I think you should stay. |
13 Feb 05 - 12:17 AM (#1407903) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin She said with a wink |
13 Feb 05 - 02:38 AM (#1407961) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Rustic Rebel Or else stay a little longer, |
13 Feb 05 - 03:40 AM (#1407977) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST What do you think? |
13 Feb 05 - 03:58 AM (#1407987) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa Getting myself together |
13 Feb 05 - 12:31 PM (#1408174) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk In the face of foolish pride |
13 Feb 05 - 01:12 PM (#1408218) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Albert McSwiggins, Gardener I wrote an apology letter... |
13 Feb 05 - 03:42 PM (#1408356) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby But wondered, To what it applied? |
13 Feb 05 - 03:43 PM (#1408358) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby Could it be that I was mistaken....... |
13 Feb 05 - 04:05 PM (#1408383) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa And I have no brain at all? |
13 Feb 05 - 04:07 PM (#1408386) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Cluin My world has been shaken |
13 Feb 05 - 05:22 PM (#1408455) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Tobyjug I'm thoroughly appalled |
13 Feb 05 - 08:21 PM (#1408653) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (Teresa....was that a shot?);-) Appalled at the thought of long ago...... |
13 Feb 05 - 08:25 PM (#1408657) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Once Famous I have considered that maybe this thread should be ended. What else can we talk about? |
13 Feb 05 - 08:28 PM (#1408662) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Don(Wyziwyg)T When I said to Antonio "Antonio, tell us a story" And the story began, It was a dark and stormy night And the captain said to Antonio, "Antonio tell us a story" And the story began It was.................. I'm going to lie down for a while now................ |
13 Feb 05 - 08:31 PM (#1408668) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Don(Wyziwyg)T I was interrupted. Ignore all interruptions, including this one. Unhhhhh! My head hurts. DT |
13 Feb 05 - 08:41 PM (#1408688) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa My head hurts, though it was all a dream |
13 Feb 05 - 08:46 PM (#1408699) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (Ignore all interruptions, including this one) (My head hurts, though it was all a dream.) I asked myself, is this really fun?.... |
13 Feb 05 - 08:49 PM (#1408702) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa Things aren't really what they seem. |
13 Feb 05 - 08:51 PM (#1408705) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Once Famous Yes, they are. This is stupid. |
13 Feb 05 - 08:55 PM (#1408713) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa And the last two lines Came not from Cupid. :) |
13 Feb 05 - 09:09 PM (#1408735) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Martin came tumbling back down to the Earth... His feet planted firm on the ground... (go for 2 lines, Teresa!) |
13 Feb 05 - 10:47 PM (#1408821) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Once Famous No, I'll take the next two lines: Then he firmly kicked a socialist folk singer in the ass. |
14 Feb 05 - 03:25 AM (#1408977) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa It's supposed to rhyme, Martin. Though he obsessed on his body, His mind was not sound. |
14 Feb 05 - 07:48 AM (#1409099) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby But, alas, back to nature, My soul was afire.... |
14 Feb 05 - 11:31 AM (#1409367) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp As I grappled the grapevine And walked on the wire |
14 Feb 05 - 12:48 PM (#1409451) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah "Does this poem have a plot?" she asked |
14 Feb 05 - 12:54 PM (#1409457) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Tobyjug "Or just meander without a past?" |
14 Feb 05 - 12:57 PM (#1409459) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah It doesn't seem continuous It changes very fast |
14 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM (#1409574) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby It jots around each twist and turn..... |
14 Feb 05 - 02:44 PM (#1409583) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa How like life it is. |
14 Feb 05 - 02:47 PM (#1409587) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk And like a candle slowly burns... |
14 Feb 05 - 03:12 PM (#1409625) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby It offers answers to this quiz. (Come on....I was at a loss for words.) |
14 Feb 05 - 03:13 PM (#1409627) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk But when I need a thought that's new... |
14 Feb 05 - 03:24 PM (#1409637) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Amos I'll make sure not to ask a Republican... |
14 Feb 05 - 03:39 PM (#1409654) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby Instead I'll ask a stupid fool.... |
14 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM (#1409656) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Who wears a suit like a Shrublican! |
14 Feb 05 - 03:47 PM (#1409663) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby He'll have new ideas that's full of crap.... |
14 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM (#1409725) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk And will drive you to distraction... |
14 Feb 05 - 04:46 PM (#1409732) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah But you'll listen anyway |
14 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM (#1409754) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby Then see the doctor for compaction. |
14 Feb 05 - 05:16 PM (#1409773) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk It's a nasty situation... |
14 Feb 05 - 05:31 PM (#1409788) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby and his tools look really scary |
14 Feb 05 - 05:36 PM (#1409796) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Causing me such consternation... |
14 Feb 05 - 05:38 PM (#1409801) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby Hey...bartender..another bloody mary! |
14 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM (#1409809) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk As I sit and stir my coffee... |
14 Feb 05 - 05:48 PM (#1409813) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby I wonder if I'm going blind. |
14 Feb 05 - 05:50 PM (#1409815) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Still I chew upon my toffee... |
14 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM (#1409818) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby and proudly say...I'm 99 |
14 Feb 05 - 06:12 PM (#1409838) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah 100 shall not pass unnoticed... |
14 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM (#1409864) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk As a post of great renown... |
14 Feb 05 - 08:32 PM (#1409955) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby for a wise old midget once told us..... |
15 Feb 05 - 12:34 AM (#1410137) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk "Never sell your wedding gown!" |
15 Feb 05 - 12:42 PM (#1410590) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk While picking a basket of peppers... |
15 Feb 05 - 12:45 PM (#1410594) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah I ran into a friend of mine |
15 Feb 05 - 12:49 PM (#1410606) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Once Famous He was the most flaming homosexual I had ever known (c'mon) |
15 Feb 05 - 12:51 PM (#1410611) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah But then I thought "That's too long for that line" |
15 Feb 05 - 02:47 PM (#1410787) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby So as Martin treated him to dinner.... |
15 Feb 05 - 03:48 PM (#1410867) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Once Famous I bought him a hot dog and he immediately bent over. |
15 Feb 05 - 04:22 PM (#1410908) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Don(Wyziwyg)T I once had a hotdog like that. DT |
15 Feb 05 - 07:38 PM (#1411196) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby But he said, Hey big boy....how about a romp in the clover! |
16 Feb 05 - 02:39 AM (#1411528) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin I noticed a problem with scansion |
16 Feb 05 - 02:58 AM (#1411534) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa But this won't be in a book. |
16 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM (#1411818) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Nor will it be built as a mansion... |
16 Feb 05 - 11:28 AM (#1411833) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO With a librarian saying "Ook" |
16 Feb 05 - 11:29 AM (#1411837) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk Now, for Chongo, that would be just perfect... |
16 Feb 05 - 11:36 AM (#1411854) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Once Famous Okay, I know this isn't a true obituary, but maybe it is for this national sport, at least as we know it at the professional level. I also know that few folks outside of Canada (or Canadians) are interested, so please bear with me, or skip to the next thread. For two years, the players and owners have been arguing back and forth over a new binding agreement for wages, bonuses, job security, etc. The most recent contract expired this past spring/summer, and since then the owners have locked out the players... now, on the eve of cancelling the entire season, the players' union has gone back and said, "Okay owners, you can get what you want (sorta)." But, the owners rejected that offer, wanting a little more.... that being said... does anyone care? as far as hockey fans like myself, I mean... |
16 Feb 05 - 11:43 AM (#1411863) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Little Hawk That was a commercial break. We now return to the poem... |
16 Feb 05 - 11:44 AM (#1411866) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Once Famous what's wrong with talkin' about hockey? |
16 Feb 05 - 12:52 PM (#1411966) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah (Now, for Chongo, that would be just perfect... That was a commercial break. We now return to the poem... what's wrong with talkin' about hockey?) Hockey has another thread and that's its home. |
18 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM (#1414056) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby Speaking of home, I wonder..... |
18 Feb 05 - 02:51 PM (#1414204) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin Is it true what thay say about oysters? |
20 Feb 05 - 06:08 PM (#1415875) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin For I hear the sound of blue thunder |
20 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM (#1415921) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Twenty six farting monks in the cloisters |
21 Feb 05 - 05:33 AM (#1416246) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST For to fart is such a great pleasure |
21 Feb 05 - 05:34 AM (#1416247) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver It gives ones bowels ease. |
21 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM (#1416488) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Chongo chimp It delicately scents ones sheets |
21 Feb 05 - 12:10 PM (#1416494) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah Then they ask you "who cut the cheese?" |
21 Feb 05 - 02:04 PM (#1416589) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby So when you've had enough cabbage.... |
21 Feb 05 - 02:43 PM (#1416637) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Don(Wyziwyg)T You can let fly a green 'un, DT |
21 Feb 05 - 04:06 PM (#1416707) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Chongo chimp And poor old Mr Babbage |
21 Feb 05 - 06:49 PM (#1416895) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin Has been known to sneak out a mean `un |
21 Feb 05 - 06:56 PM (#1416905) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah The winds of change... |
21 Feb 05 - 06:57 PM (#1416907) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin mean touching cloth |
22 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM (#1417958) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: 42 and dropping pegs in bags, |
22 Feb 05 - 06:44 PM (#1417983) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (The winds of change mean touching cloth and dropping pegs in bags) I slowly took a sip of broth..... |
22 Feb 05 - 07:12 PM (#1418011) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver As I sat wearing only rags |
22 Feb 05 - 07:21 PM (#1418023) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Mingulay for the farting had blown out my trousers |
22 Feb 05 - 07:24 PM (#1418030) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Leaving a hole in the rear |
22 Feb 05 - 07:56 PM (#1418075) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin Sounding like reports from Mausers |
22 Feb 05 - 08:45 PM (#1418128) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby It caused mini waves in my beer. |
23 Feb 05 - 05:14 AM (#1418455) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Mingulay at work The froth overflowed |
23 Feb 05 - 05:36 AM (#1418465) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie Lord knows where it go'ed |
23 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM (#1418890) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Don(Wyziwyg)T It probably hid in the widget DT |
23 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM (#1418893) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Of an Irish or fantasy midget |
23 Feb 05 - 05:21 PM (#1418907) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie As sure as I'm born, a leprechaun |
23 Feb 05 - 05:30 PM (#1418917) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver I know I will rise another morn |
23 Feb 05 - 06:19 PM (#1418970) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Mingulay and go to the garden and dig it. |
23 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM (#1418979) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Unfortunately I am too small for that, So to hell with the garden and Frig-it. |
23 Feb 05 - 06:55 PM (#1419009) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie It's a rigid midget with a frigid digit. |
23 Feb 05 - 10:13 PM (#1419171) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin Who changed the rhyme scheme? |
24 Feb 05 - 04:06 AM (#1419319) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Or is it a dream? |
24 Feb 05 - 07:21 AM (#1419427) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: 42 What rhyme scheme was that? |
24 Feb 05 - 07:37 AM (#1419440) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby said the man to the goat.... |
24 Feb 05 - 08:14 AM (#1419465) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver As he reached for his hat |
24 Feb 05 - 10:10 AM (#1419566) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO when it fell in the moat |
24 Feb 05 - 02:51 PM (#1419881) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver He was only to find |
24 Feb 05 - 03:05 PM (#1419894) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie A bear behind |
24 Feb 05 - 03:18 PM (#1419900) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Cluin Who was feeling unkind |
24 Feb 05 - 04:29 PM (#1419982) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby because he was blind. |
24 Feb 05 - 05:42 PM (#1420045) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Yes blind as a bat |
24 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM (#1420068) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Mingulay he trod on a rat |
24 Feb 05 - 06:18 PM (#1420084) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Because he could not stand vermin |
24 Feb 05 - 09:20 PM (#1420218) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO But when he squashed a cat |
24 Feb 05 - 09:24 PM (#1420219) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO on the mat with the rat |
24 Feb 05 - 09:24 PM (#1420220) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO The minister read him a sermon. |
25 Feb 05 - 03:18 AM (#1420360) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Cluin And the anti-Christ was squirmin' |
25 Feb 05 - 05:17 AM (#1420413) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver In his Levis and Ben Sherman |
25 Feb 05 - 06:37 AM (#1420482) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Mingulay at work and the moral, we note |
25 Feb 05 - 08:23 AM (#1420562) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie Don't wear a fur coat |
25 Feb 05 - 08:36 AM (#1420575) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO Unless you have lined it with ermine. |
25 Feb 05 - 08:55 AM (#1420598) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie Thanks Jenny that rhyme's what I hoped for. Giok ¦¬] |
25 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM (#1420619) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO (I thought so - it did seem rather obvious) |
25 Feb 05 - 10:00 AM (#1420656) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Mingulay at work The rhyme she put in was a stunner |
25 Feb 05 - 11:05 AM (#1420697) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Interrupted later we chunner |
25 Feb 05 - 07:07 PM (#1421120) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (come on georgiansilver, every other one is suppossed to rhyme! See...line 1, line 2, line 3 doesn't have to rhyme with line 1 but some have done it that way. Line 4 will rhyme with line 2. get it?) So now getting back on track..... |
26 Feb 05 - 05:24 AM (#1421341) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Sorry but didn't realise we were actually working to a set of rules. Your 24th Feb 4.29pm was a fourth line in succession rhyme. With a rhythm or rhyme wrong alack... |
26 Feb 05 - 07:40 PM (#1421865) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby I shake my head and only grimace.... |
01 Mar 05 - 06:11 PM (#1424327) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby at the lack of order thereof... |
01 Mar 05 - 06:34 PM (#1424356) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Mingulay For I swear by the froth of my ale |
01 Mar 05 - 07:32 PM (#1424412) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver That an elephant never forgets!....oooops |
01 Mar 05 - 08:49 PM (#1424485) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (sigh) |
02 Mar 05 - 04:38 AM (#1424689) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver (sigh) is a bit hard to follow, |
02 Mar 05 - 04:39 AM (#1424690) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver But follow we must to go on. |
02 Mar 05 - 04:48 AM (#1424699) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Mingulay at work And so gentle reader I think |
02 Mar 05 - 08:56 AM (#1424881) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,guest you've taken me to the brink |
02 Mar 05 - 09:24 AM (#1424906) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver not just of intruction |
02 Mar 05 - 09:25 AM (#1424908) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Buyt almost destruction |
02 Mar 05 - 09:25 AM (#1424909) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver But tell me, what do you think? |
02 Mar 05 - 06:50 PM (#1425364) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Mingulay This rhyme is a hard one to follow |
03 Mar 05 - 06:49 PM (#1426365) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: brid widder Though my ale is quite easy to swallow |
04 Mar 05 - 11:57 AM (#1426571) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver So down with your ale |
04 Mar 05 - 12:10 PM (#1426588) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie And up with your tail |
04 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM (#1426600) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO And the next line will certainly follow. |
04 Mar 05 - 07:40 PM (#1426974) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah And this is the next line right here (Okay, now I'm really confused. What is the rhyme scheme now? I hope I managed to find the start of a new stanza and get the scansion right) |
04 Mar 05 - 11:32 PM (#1427084) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO I've noticed a few times, it seems to have fallen into the pattern of a limerick rather well. That's how I was thinking of it with my last post being the last line - works for me! This rhyme is a hard one to follow Though my ale is quite easy to swallow So down with your ale And up with your tail And the next line will certainly follow. So, to carry on: And this is the next line right here (your line Layah) Who's going to shout me a beer? |
05 Mar 05 - 03:41 AM (#1427149) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver I'll drink till I'm brainless |
05 Mar 05 - 05:51 AM (#1427192) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO and dentists are painless |
05 Mar 05 - 05:58 AM (#1427197) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie All effeminate men are not 'queer' |
05 Mar 05 - 06:14 AM (#1427206) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO Kewl! So now that we know how to do it |
05 Mar 05 - 06:23 AM (#1427215) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah And there's not so much chance we can screw it |
05 Mar 05 - 10:56 AM (#1427334) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby so to hell with the directions.... |
05 Mar 05 - 11:21 AM (#1427349) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie The Florida rigged elections |
05 Mar 05 - 11:30 AM (#1427358) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO I'll write when I get a round tuit. |
05 Mar 05 - 11:33 AM (#1427359) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Are you sure you'll get through it |
05 Mar 05 - 11:36 AM (#1427360) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO There are two extra lines now - I knew it! |
05 Mar 05 - 11:49 AM (#1427366) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie Shooting fish in a bucket |
05 Mar 05 - 01:13 PM (#1427437) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Layah but if I kill one I chuck it |
05 Mar 05 - 04:29 PM (#1427521) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver It would seem if you did that , you blew it! |
05 Mar 05 - 04:48 PM (#1427537) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie I wouldn't do that, he said coyly. |
05 Mar 05 - 10:31 PM (#1427749) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby Instead, I'll just spit on this doily... |
06 Mar 05 - 04:42 AM (#1427865) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it! |
06 Mar 05 - 10:13 AM (#1428025) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby (I wouldn't do that, he said coyly.) (Instead, I'll just spit on this doily.) (Don't do it, Don't do it, Don't do it) I'll just go see sister pruitt... |
06 Mar 05 - 12:57 PM (#1428149) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Though we know that this poem won't end, |
06 Mar 05 - 02:16 PM (#1428205) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: John MacKenzie The rhyme scheme will always amend |
06 Mar 05 - 03:54 PM (#1428273) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver It may cause palpitations |
06 Mar 05 - 10:17 PM (#1428492) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: JennyO and severe trepidation(s) |
07 Mar 05 - 04:23 AM (#1428593) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver And drive quite a few round the bend! |
07 Mar 05 - 04:24 AM (#1428594) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver To the rhyme I think we should return, |
07 Mar 05 - 05:26 AM (#1428602) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Teresa And also to the meter. |
07 Mar 05 - 06:12 AM (#1428630) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver Or the poem will crash and burn, |
07 Mar 05 - 06:36 AM (#1428656) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: 42 and, on us, long dead poets will turn |
07 Mar 05 - 04:21 PM (#1429116) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver But only a defeater. |
07 Mar 05 - 06:39 PM (#1429254) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,A poet and I know it! Our earnest efforts will spurn. |
08 Mar 05 - 06:32 PM (#1430064) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,A real poet As on the edge we teeter. |
17 Mar 05 - 11:45 AM (#1436934) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Susu's Hubby When, alas, the truth will show.... |
17 Mar 05 - 03:14 PM (#1437087) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: Georgiansilver In its' turn! |
01 Mar 08 - 04:51 AM (#2276360) Subject: RE: BS: The poem that never ends................ From: GUEST,Lazarus the Rhymer In three years, `twill be all the sweeter |