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Luton Town 1 Hull 0

12 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM (#1407280)
Subject: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross

Can't hear you singing any more
    Well, it might be folkloric, but the "Folklore" tag is supposed to be cultural and linguistic and folkloric stuff that has a more direct tie to music. So that's a long-winded way of saying I don't mind the use of the "folklore" tag, as long as you don't mind finding this thread in the non-music section.
    -Joe Offer.


12 Feb 05 - 01:18 PM (#1407315)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Tigerman.

It Ain't Over Yet Buddy!


12 Feb 05 - 03:18 PM (#1407434)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: breezy

wales won



again


12 Feb 05 - 04:31 PM (#1407502)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Well done Breezy. Is this a Welsh record this century? And nice thread Ross. "We are top of the league, and we are having a laugh" And the classic "Horray for The Hatters cos The Hatters are the best" Unlucky you Hull, hopefully see you next year in the Big Boys league.


12 Feb 05 - 04:32 PM (#1407504)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

I have just had another thought. Does this thread make us The Mudhatters?


12 Feb 05 - 11:54 PM (#1407886)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: George Papavgeris

Folklore? Folklore? Not true then - just an anonymous myth lost in the mists of time?


13 Feb 05 - 04:56 AM (#1408021)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Folklore in the making. In years to come people will still be talking about this incounter as these two sleeping GIANTS do bloody battle with each other in a bid to gain some advantage in the race to the next world. The Championship. Which has the gateway to The Promised Land waiting at the otherside, for the GLORIOUS VICTORS. Understand now?


13 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM (#1408180)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross

Tales from middle earth

When the Silmaril jewels were lost & Morgoth brooded

Sauron created Luton Town Football Club from the lava of Mount Doom

Hull was formed by renegade hobbits

And the Elves all had a party in Balamorey

Alledgedly


13 Feb 05 - 02:38 PM (#1408301)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

That's right Ross. Well done. The little Hull Hobbits as in the film came to the Mighty Doors of Luton and as in the film, penatrated deep within, but unlike the film The Mighty Hatters slayed their guests in the last minute. SHAME. And now tower even more mightly on top of our vantage point, as we draw nearer and nearer to our QUEST.


13 Feb 05 - 08:14 PM (#1408642)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,English Jon, Drunk

Casting for the Remake of LOTR would we have Mike Newell as Gandalf? Maybe Enoch Showunmi as Aragorn...


In the land of W****** where the shadows lie...etc

English Jon


13 Feb 05 - 11:52 PM (#1408895)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Well done English John. The mini slayer Brkovic will have to be Frodo. Well who's Golum then? Ross?


14 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM (#1408988)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross

I'm not very keen on wandering about in a loin cloth eating raw fish

Can't I be a Balrog


14 Feb 05 - 08:37 AM (#1409143)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Mrs_Annie

wayhay a thread about 'The Town' on Mudcat whatever next!

hi to all you 'hatters' out there!


14 Feb 05 - 11:04 AM (#1409323)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Hi Annie, yes great isn't it? Thanks to Ross. Who do you support? We are playing Hartlepool on Tuesday. Up the Town. And before any bright spark says "This has nothing to do with music" All together now! "We are top of the league, we are having a laugh, we are top of the league we are having a laugh" etc etc.


14 Feb 05 - 03:07 PM (#1409621)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: English Jon

not to mention "up to our necks in W***** blood, surrender or you'll die", which I have already cited in a thread on lyrics to marching through georgia!

or the epic...."Enoch, Enoch Showunmi, He's tall and he runs really funny...runnin' and shootin' and puttin' the boot in that's our EEEEEEEEEEE-NO!" to the tune of "Copacabana".

Jon Loomes


14 Feb 05 - 05:08 PM (#1409758)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

That sounds great Jon. Probably better live though.


15 Feb 05 - 04:30 AM (#1410233)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Mrs_Annie

Hi Martin from Barton and Jon - we support Luton Town in our house - my husband and son have season tickets. That's why I was so amazed! Better stop now or I will be banned for being O/T. (quick - think of a song)


15 Feb 05 - 09:07 AM (#1410344)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Alan the Hatter

Steve Howard would be Ermintrude as he moves and plays like a Cow
Vine I think a Postman , he promises a lot but delivers very little.
FaldeDah, Dah ,Dah (folk content for the Folk police)

Alan R


15 Feb 05 - 11:47 AM (#1410526)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: English Jon

How do you know when W****** are losing?

it's five past three!

Jon


15 Feb 05 - 12:00 PM (#1410544)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Nice one Annie. Up The Town. If we whisper no one will hear us. SSHH. Very good as well Alan and Jon. We must have a secret rendevoo. "Olay Olay Olay Olay we are The Town we are The Town" I am looking forward to "The Hertfordshire Day of Song" in Hitchin, coming up soon. And the new "New Roots Competition" Yippeeee.


15 Feb 05 - 12:30 PM (#1410576)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Come on Luton, three points tonight against Hartlepool, who lost to Brentford on Saturday would not go a miss.


15 Feb 05 - 12:39 PM (#1410588)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: English Jon

Folk song link....Town fans will no doubt be asking H'Pool "Who hung the monkey?" - refering to an incindent in the 1700s where a monkey washed up from a shipwreck off hartlepool coast was subsequently questioned and hanged for a french spy! and I believe there's a song on the subject...

J


15 Feb 05 - 02:02 PM (#1410722)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Sounds great. Are you same English Jon that has a thread about your new CD. And if so is this song on it? And if not when is your next CD out?


15 Feb 05 - 02:26 PM (#1410761)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST

There's no footy songs on the album, unfortunately - Always fancied doing a version of John Kanakanaka, modified to commemorate B.F.J

We hate W***** and we hate W******,
Joe Kinnear, too ray ay etc.

The monkey song is in a book somewhere - I think an old EFDSS publication but i'll have to hunt - I know it's in a ballad book somewhere in this house!

Cheers,
English Jon


15 Feb 05 - 07:45 PM (#1411207)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

So I take it you are the same English Jon. I must book you in the Summer then if I can. PM me your demands. I will half them and we will go from there. Try to play some of the tunes on your next CD. We must talk over a pint or two of Ale Dude. "2-3 to the champions. 2-3 to the champions" ETC ETC. Up "The Friendly Earth Acoustic Gatherings"


16 Feb 05 - 08:50 AM (#1411680)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Frodo

Who'd have thought they'd get 3 points up in Hartlesomething

Where's that in middle earth?

What's happened to Mount Doom in Hull?

Where's me magical doo dah gone?


16 Feb 05 - 12:31 PM (#1411931)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

The quest this weekend, for last night is but a memory of madness and triumph, is to enter Middle Earth via Bradford. When they are not looking seal the three points from under their very noses, and run back to the calm and splender of Luton, before they have noticed.


17 Feb 05 - 02:33 PM (#1413175)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross

Luckily they've got the 'ring'

The Luton 'ring' road

Everybody is invisible on there in the rush hour


13 Apr 05 - 11:25 AM (#1460026)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Mrs_Annie

So Jon, how about a song for going up?
Well done the Town!


14 Apr 05 - 03:43 AM (#1460758)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,David Pleat

The boy's did good

Now hurry up and join us Hull

I'm just going for a slow drive


14 Apr 05 - 04:10 AM (#1460777)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener

Now let me try and get things into perspective.

Are Luton and Hull in what I would have known as the 3rd Division!!!!!

So it looks as though you are going up into the 2nd Division.

There is only one league to be in, and that is the 1st Division.

Woudn't it be nice just to get back to simpler basics again, instead of the Premiership, Championship.

I hope both clubs have enough money to survive in the has been (Championship) league.

Up the Villa

The Villan :-)


14 Apr 05 - 08:10 AM (#1460905)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Michael Jackson

Who cares about the premiership and it's foreign players/managers

and corporate boxes and prawn sandwiches

and a fan base in India/China

and it's legal alien billionaires

You get free coca cola in the championship

Luton players still wash in a stream after a match and wear straw underwear


14 Apr 05 - 09:13 AM (#1460983)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Villa Villan Villa Villan. I get it that's very good.


14 Apr 05 - 09:49 AM (#1461014)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener

Oh Blimey, I have let the cat out of the bag now :-)

You like the young boys then Guest Michael jackson!!!!


14 Apr 05 - 11:35 AM (#1461108)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Michael

You might say I get into a lather every now and again

I remember Luton selling Chris Nicholl to Villa when they were in the old third division and Luton were vying for promotion to the first

in the late 70's before Villa knew what the European cup looked like

No wonder you are called 'the villains'

No offence you understand - owwwwwww (in squeaky voice)


14 Apr 05 - 11:53 AM (#1461123)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: English Jon

hoorah for us!

it's coming home....etc

EJ


14 Apr 05 - 12:03 PM (#1461134)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

English Jon. Here you are again. How are you? and up the town. I love looking at that "P" next to our name in the table, all we need now is that "C".


14 Apr 05 - 12:42 PM (#1461187)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener

Its Villans Michael :-)

Jon
I'll bet your Hurdy Gurdy playing is better than Hull or Lutons Football :-)


15 Apr 05 - 05:18 AM (#1461906)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener

Jon
What I meant was that you are Division 1 or Premiership i.e. a com pliment. :-)


16 Apr 05 - 12:16 PM (#1462980)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener

Well done Luton and Hull

Maybe next season when Luton have to play up at Hull, we can set up a folk evening for all you mudcatters who support either team.


16 Apr 05 - 12:26 PM (#1462992)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross

Sounds brilliant

Maybe even our old mucka, Michael J may come

prawn sandwich anyone?


16 Apr 05 - 12:34 PM (#1462996)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Great idea, and when Hull come and play down at the Town, we can do the same. BRILLIANT.


16 Apr 05 - 12:35 PM (#1462997)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Les from Hull

Although not many of the local mudcatters are active in supporting the Tigers (I can think of only one!) nevertheless we would welcome such an evening. Congratulations to both teams and their supporters.

For my own part I prefer the flanneled fools to the muddied oafs, and Yorkshire CCC have started their season with their customary 'bag of shite'ness.


16 Apr 05 - 12:36 PM (#1462998)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Well done Hull by the way, we both deserve it.


16 Apr 05 - 01:11 PM (#1463019)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rasener

My thoughts are a charity event, on the evening of the match between Hull versus Luton.

Anybody want to work with me on this one?


17 Apr 05 - 12:53 PM (#1463612)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

I want to be a midfield dynamo please.


24 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM (#1469338)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross

Luton are the champions

Unlucky Hull - you may have the music

But we've got all the hairy arsed footballers

Who said culture was dead


25 Apr 05 - 09:45 AM (#1470133)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,Mrs_Annie

We were in London for Ceilidh Aid and at 4.50 (approx) my hubby did a little dance round the hotel room.


25 Apr 05 - 09:50 AM (#1470137)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,flamenco ted

Football is a game for be-permed nancy boys. Real men play rugby!


25 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM (#1470651)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I reckon micael jackson is a big puff, and he likes fiddling wiyth little boys.
he looks like a monkey as well, and he got a funny shaped nose, and looks like a big puff, and he got a sqweeky puff voice.

ps= if he felt me up ie= [touch my arse or something], i would punch his face, [then probly his face would fall off!].

I heard he shags monkeys as well., he;s a real weirdo, keep away from him.


26 Apr 05 - 07:15 AM (#1471050)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: GUEST,michael jackson

I suppose eating babies is also a no no

You northern toffs are so prejudiced

Nobodies perfect

Please send file in cake


26 Apr 05 - 07:20 PM (#1471808)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Too much monkey business michael. I prefered it when you were black. That's when you had talent.


17 Sep 05 - 04:43 PM (#1565681)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: The Unicorn Man

Up The Town. Great game and great win. My man of the match Hull Citys goalie. Should have been four or five. Nice ground.


19 Sep 05 - 03:58 AM (#1566458)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross

Oh my god - it's full of stars

And It's happened again

Is this Hull's curse?


19 Sep 05 - 04:11 AM (#1566464)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Paco Rabanne

Agreed. Looking at the match on the telly it could easily have been 5 nil.


19 Sep 05 - 08:57 AM (#1566587)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Luton Town 1 Hull 0
From: Ross

Peter Taylor looked tired

Are they over the hull?