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Can you suggest a tune for....

12 Feb 05 - 01:08 PM (#1407305)
Subject: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,Shy!

Just accidentally :-) reading a sex manual where it suggests humming during oral sex because the vibrations are erotic. Can anyone suggest a tune you could hum in this situation?

Is this a music thread or a BS btw?


12 Feb 05 - 01:16 PM (#1407314)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,Sidewinder

I would recommend "True Love Ways" or "Pledging My Love". I would also recommend you avoid the "Match of The Day" theme and "We Will Rock You".

Best Wishes.

Sidewinder.


12 Feb 05 - 01:19 PM (#1407317)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie

Cwym Rhonda


12 Feb 05 - 01:28 PM (#1407323)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Mooh

John...Good one. How about Down Ampney (Come Down, O Love Divine)? Or led Zeppelin's Whole Lotta Love?

Peace, Mooh.


12 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM (#1407327)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Polly Squeezebox

Dorset Four Hand Reel, as traditionally played i.e. 'accelerando'. Guess it would be the 'rhythm method'! @-)

Polly


12 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM (#1407331)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Sttaw Legend

Hole Lotta Love


12 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM (#1407332)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Snuffy

"And hour by hour fresh lips are making
Thy wondrous doings.."


12 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM (#1407333)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,Obie

Perhaps Orange Blossom Special as it starts slow and speeds up.


12 Feb 05 - 01:41 PM (#1407335)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Stilly River Sage

Geez, this one is SO obvious!

Acres of Clams

(sung to Rosin the Bow).

SRS


12 Feb 05 - 02:05 PM (#1407358)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Sttaw Legend

My Boy Lollipop
Love My Lips


12 Feb 05 - 02:06 PM (#1407360)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Micca

Battle Hymn of the Republic, or maybe Men of Harlech. altho " Land of my Fathers" might be good. I think "Time Warp" shhould be avoided as the "Jump to the left could " cause problems


12 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM (#1407382)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie

The girl with the flaps 'n hair.
[Oh dear I'm in trouble now!]
Giok


12 Feb 05 - 02:52 PM (#1407410)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST

I suggest something with a fast rhythm, but then again, perhaps a slow rhythm, but then again maybe something "in between"?


12 Feb 05 - 03:17 PM (#1407433)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: number 6

The Star Spangled Banner !!

sIx


12 Feb 05 - 04:54 PM (#1407518)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Uncle_DaveO

GO DOWN You Blood Red Roses, GO DOWN!

Dave Oesterreich


12 Feb 05 - 04:56 PM (#1407520)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Peace

"The 1812 Overture"


12 Feb 05 - 05:06 PM (#1407532)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: MBSLynne

hehe! "Love Potion 69"


12 Feb 05 - 05:07 PM (#1407533)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: greg stephens

Blow Bullies Blow


12 Feb 05 - 05:09 PM (#1407535)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: greg stephens

Mind you, "Blow the man down" might be extremely appropriate.


12 Feb 05 - 07:17 PM (#1407657)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

Johnny McEldoo, a la Clancey brothers, which accelerates to the point that orbit may be achieved.

Don T.


12 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM (#1407663)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Cluin

GUEST, Shy, that's what's called a "hummer". A lot of people think a "hummer" just refers to regular fellatio, sans the vocalizing, but they are mistaken.


12 Feb 05 - 07:33 PM (#1407665)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Cluin

Oh, and a tune suggestion, "Makin' Whoopee" or anything with a rising scale would work nicely.

Or anything by John Phillip Sousa, too.


12 Feb 05 - 07:58 PM (#1407700)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST

How about "The William Tell Overture"?


13 Feb 05 - 02:01 AM (#1407947)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: goodbar

jingle bells.


13 Feb 05 - 03:40 AM (#1407975)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Liz the Squeak

Ravels' Bolero is quite popular, and goes on for quite a long time.. I would be very disappoined (but not surprised) if it were the minute waltz.

And (if memory serves), I think the 'jump to the left' followed by a step to the right makes for some rather interesting sensations that are anything but unpleasant..... A lot of it depends on the subsequent pelvic thrust.

LTS


13 Feb 05 - 03:52 AM (#1407984)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Hrothgar

... and for regular sex, you could try humping a tune.


13 Feb 05 - 04:47 AM (#1408018)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie

The Vulva Boatman.


13 Feb 05 - 07:52 PM (#1408618)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Drayman

When Johnny Comes Marching Home...


13 Feb 05 - 07:59 PM (#1408623)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Peace

Come, come, come, come,
Come to the church in the wild wood . . . .


14 Feb 05 - 08:50 AM (#1409164)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Genie

O Come All Ye Faithful
(Of course, if his/your name's Emanuel, ...)

Go Down, Moses (unless that's not your or your partner's name)

Then there's always
"The First Time Ever I Sat Your Face"

(ducking and running for cover...)


14 Feb 05 - 09:15 AM (#1409193)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Snuffy

For He's A Jolly Good Fellatio


14 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM (#1409196)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: MBSLynne

ROFLMAO!!!


14 Feb 05 - 01:23 PM (#1409492)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: squeezeldy

A tune? I'm supposed to be humming a TUNE? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
(Ab) That's "A flat", not ab...


14 Feb 05 - 01:43 PM (#1409511)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Rasener

Here comes Muffin Muffin the mule

or

Muff the magic Dragon


14 Feb 05 - 01:54 PM (#1409529)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Richard Bridge

Pretty Peggy?

"As I went down
to Fellatio
Wo wo wo
Wo wo wo wo, etc"

Or "Masturbation can be fun" from "Hair".


14 Feb 05 - 02:15 PM (#1409551)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie

The thong is gone but the malady lingus on.


14 Feb 05 - 02:53 PM (#1409600)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: fat B****rd

"Lucky Lips" ?


14 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM (#1409740)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: el_punkoid_nouveau

Moving to a slightly different muscial canon - down, down, deeper and down?

Or even just Down Down Down...


14 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM (#1409808)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie

'I Got The' by Labia Siffre


14 Feb 05 - 11:17 PM (#1410097)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Seamus Kennedy

Bone Apart's Retreat.

Seamus


15 Feb 05 - 12:46 AM (#1410142)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Peace

I shall suggest anything that involves lotsa yodelling.


15 Feb 05 - 03:11 AM (#1410177)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Genie

Yodelling?

Hmm...

"Down In The Valley ..."


15 Feb 05 - 04:24 AM (#1410230)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: Kaleea

"The Humming Song." What, no screaming?!


15 Feb 05 - 08:10 AM (#1410313)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,John in Brisbane

I could've nominated tunes such as 'Here's The Tender Coming' or the old incest number 'Come, Geordie --Ha'd the Bairn or Aw wish thy Muther wad cum' It might not be the wittiest of responses but it's a truly great tune. Here's the Flatbush Waltz:

X:8
T:Flatbush Waltz
R:Waltz
C:Andy Statman
S:Bernie Waugh
M:3/4
L:1/8
K:Am
"Am"e3aed|c2{G}A2A2|e3aec|"Dm"d3fed|
"Am"ABcdec|"Dm"{e}dAd2d2|"Am"c3"Bb"d_Bc|"Am"AA,CEAc|
"Am"e3aed|c2{G}A2A2|e3aec|"Dm"d3gf/e/d|
"C"cdefg/f/e|"Dm"{e}dAd2d2|"Am"c3"Bb"d_Bc|"Am"AA,CEAc||
"Am"[e4c'4][db][ca]|"E"[db]E^GBeg|"F"[c2a2][B3g3]"G"[Af]|"C"[G6e6]|
"Dm"[A2f2][G2e2][F2d2]|"Am"[G2e2][c2a2][d2b2]|\
[e3c'3][db][cc'][ed']|"E"[d6b6]|
"Am"[e4c'4][db][ca]|"E"[db]E^GBeg|"F"[c2a2][B3g3]"G"[Af]|"C"[G6e6]|
"Bb"[_B2f2][_B2e2][F2d2]|"Am"[G2e2][C2A2]"Dm"[F2d2]|\
"Am"[E3c3][Fd]"Bb"[D_B][Ec]|"Am"[C6A6]|]

Regards, John

PS I transposed it from G minor.


15 Feb 05 - 08:43 AM (#1410328)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,fibula-sans-cookie

Fanny Power. Finish off with Cock Up Your Beaver.


15 Feb 05 - 09:16 AM (#1410350)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,Snuffy


15 Feb 05 - 09:18 AM (#1410353)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,snuffy

John,

You'll be in trouble with the police for introducing A minor to oral sex.


15 Feb 05 - 11:41 AM (#1410519)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: GUEST,polly

Goin' Down to the Swampy Hollow


15 Feb 05 - 12:15 PM (#1410559)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie

Fellatio Nelson's Hornpipe


15 Feb 05 - 12:22 PM (#1410564)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie

Fathom the Bowl; or there is the royalist verion, Fathom the Parker Bowl.
The Furry Dance
I'm just Wild about Hairy
I did it Sideways
Stranger in your Tights


16 Feb 05 - 11:48 AM (#1411875)
Subject: RE: Can you suggest a tune for....
From: John MacKenzie

Back again, how about......

All around my twat.