15 Feb 05 - 08:15 PM (#1411257) Subject: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Mr Happy I'm writing new song. Up to now I can only think these don't make a noise. worms snails moths Giraffes & mute swans may utter a sound occasionaly. Any other suggestions? |
15 Feb 05 - 08:18 PM (#1411261) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: MarkS Basenji dogs are said to be barkless. |
15 Feb 05 - 08:19 PM (#1411262) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Liz the Squeak Basenji dogs from South Africa can't bark. Some of the larger moths, particularly the Deaths Head ones, can squeal.... did you never read/see 'Silence of the Lambs'? LTS |
15 Feb 05 - 08:26 PM (#1411275) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Layah Do turtles make any sound? |
15 Feb 05 - 08:30 PM (#1411280) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST,milk monitor crabs and butterflies? |
15 Feb 05 - 08:50 PM (#1411297) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Jeri Basenjis don't bark - they scream. Well, it's more like a howl unless they're really upset. Moths and butterflies probably make little flapping noises, Anything slimy will probably be silent when moving. I know I've never once heard a slug. I don't think most shellfish make very much noise. |
15 Feb 05 - 08:59 PM (#1411313) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Leadfingers Goldfish ?? Remembering , of course that there is a goldfish song already ! And round and round and round and round etc!! |
15 Feb 05 - 09:18 PM (#1411334) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Teresa sharks |
15 Feb 05 - 09:22 PM (#1411340) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST,milk monitor moles? |
15 Feb 05 - 09:27 PM (#1411346) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Bobert Dead ones... Nevermind... How 'bout bugs? Like I ain't never heard heard a roach scream "genocide" when I give him the blast o' Raid, but maybe roaches ain't on a human fequency??? That is possible... Maybe they is smarter than humans and sit 'round, okay not sit, but ever roaches do that is like sittin', discussin' existentalism and theories of relativity... Yeah, I'm sure worms don't have much to say... But maybe they do??? Nevermind... Bobert |
15 Feb 05 - 09:30 PM (#1411348) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Stilly River Sage Define "noise." Do they have a voice? Do they make a sound when they move (walking, scrabbling across the rocky beach, climbing, etc.)? FWIW: I haven't heard many noisy spiders. We have some geckos on the house every year I've never heard (except for their toenails on the window screens), neither have I heard a peep from the snakes in the yard. Ants are very quiet. I have, however, camped in Arkansas in the summer and had such a racket of insect joy around me in the night that I could hardly hear myself think and had to shout to be heard over it. So not all insects and bugs are quiet! (And for the non-English majors on the list, I think that thread title should say *that don't make a noise, not *which don't make a noise. "Which hunting" is a favorite English major passtime. :) SRS |
15 Feb 05 - 09:46 PM (#1411367) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Bill D Snipe |
15 Feb 05 - 11:27 PM (#1411434) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Sorcha Basenjis don't 'bark' per say but that don't mean they are mute. They howl, sign, yodel, whatever. |
16 Feb 05 - 01:04 AM (#1411501) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST passtime PASTIME? |
16 Feb 05 - 02:21 AM (#1411521) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Metchosin Slugs....slugs don't make a sound. Newts and salamanders are rather quiet too. You have to make "burummm...burrummm" noises for them yourself, when pretending they are toy cars and trucks. Turtles however can scream, especially when they hit the tarmack after falling from a three story bacony. Of course it could just be the sound of the wind being knocked out of 'em. |
16 Feb 05 - 02:32 AM (#1411523) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST,ragdall |
16 Feb 05 - 02:34 AM (#1411526) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST,ragdall Sorry about the above post. I have to learn that hitting "Enter", doesn't move me to the next field. What about snakes? Snipes make a lot of noise, Bill D. |
16 Feb 05 - 03:00 AM (#1411536) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Peace Turtles Bats Dead cats |
16 Feb 05 - 09:04 AM (#1411689) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST,JennyO Dead puppies - aren't much fun When you call them they don't come Dead puppies - aren't much fun |
16 Feb 05 - 12:22 PM (#1411920) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST Box turtles don't have much of a voice - they make a rasping/hissing sound sometimes. |
16 Feb 05 - 12:54 PM (#1411968) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: heric A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?" author unkown |
16 Feb 05 - 01:38 PM (#1412036) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST,Mrr Adult giraffes are mute. Baby giraffes can kind of meow. |
16 Feb 05 - 03:23 PM (#1412167) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: gnu Metchosin... you owe me a beer because you caused me to spill it by not warning me of the impending fit of uncontollable laughter and resulting loss of motor function control. I will sue you on the "Lawyer" thread. |
16 Feb 05 - 03:28 PM (#1412174) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: *Laura* bats make lots of noise brucie. |
16 Feb 05 - 05:36 PM (#1412348) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Metchosin LOL Gnu, I didn't make that stuff up, just reporting events of life. The turtle did survive with the help of crazy glue, but I'm sorry to report that the newts did get rather mutilated and did not. |
16 Feb 05 - 06:07 PM (#1412393) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: JohnInKansas I can attest that at least some turtles can make a rather loud "hiss" (like a snake?). I guess it's an "unvoiced" sound, so perhaps they don't have vocal chords or other "resonant" structures. Our local "snappers," especially the "leather back" kind, can get pretty agitated if you catch them where they can't get to the pond. Cockroaches can make a number of "clicks" that are audible. In a seriously infested location I've heard them from as much as 30 yards away - from outside the house - obviously talking to each other. (Occupants had been away for a couple of weeks, and didn't clean up before leaving. Daughter was house-watching and called for help because the noise scared her and she was afraid to look inside.) If rude urban legends are permitted, there's the old joke about the French lover with the punchline: "But I didn't know she was dead, I thought she was just American." (sorry about that) John |
16 Feb 05 - 06:19 PM (#1412409) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST,ClaireBear Just for the record, salamanders roar in their salamandery way (at least the one I recently picked up to move off the roadway did). So no joy there. Ummm...fish? |
16 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM (#1412419) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Charley Noble Birds fly, aren't they pretty? Sun, moon, all is beauty; Fish swim- They don't make a sound! Chorus for a very old Mel Lyman song. Charley Noble |
17 Feb 05 - 02:03 AM (#1412740) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Kaleea Try a pet rock. The best pet of all. No noise, no vet bills, no pet chow or kitty litter to buy, & you don't have to walk it. |
17 Feb 05 - 02:42 AM (#1412748) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: open mike walking stick bugs.. sponges.. i think there is a duck (Muscovy?) that is quackless. how about jelly fish? chameleons? |
17 Feb 05 - 01:59 PM (#1413127) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Nigel Parsons Turtles aren't mute: The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land; (Song of Solomon 2:12 [King James version]) I also remember the last few lines of a poem about the giraffe, "Its neck is found to check all sound which wanes e'er clear it gains the ear and so he's mute I'll follow suit" I tried a quick Google, but couldn't find the whole poem. Laid out as above, with the appearance of a giraffe's neck CHEERS Nigel |
17 Feb 05 - 02:14 PM (#1413146) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Stilly River Sage Yeah, but that's a poetical reference to the turtledove, so that doesn't serve as evidence. Snapping turtles communicate real well with hissing and snapping their sharp jaws. And I ask again about "voice." Having a voice (making yourself understood) doesn't require making a sound. We can observe many "silent" creatures and make accurate deductions regarding what they want us to know ("don't step on me" "feed me" etc.) SRS |
17 Feb 05 - 05:18 PM (#1413349) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Bee-dubya-ell A computer mouse, a cat-o-nine-tails, a baseball bat, a plumber's snake, an electrician's fish, a button-fly and the frog on a fiddle bow to name a few. |
17 Feb 05 - 06:04 PM (#1413395) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Charley Noble I suppose if you get a sensitive enough mic even a protozoa is noisy. I wonder what the sound signature of a sperm is? Cheerily, Charley Noble |
17 Feb 05 - 06:34 PM (#1413430) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST 'Please release me?' |
07 Mar 05 - 07:03 PM (#1429267) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Mr Happy Thanks to all contributors*piles of my 'victims' suggested 'amoeba'. However, decided song too long with everything included, so now do max 6 verses variably- [cos I got lots to choose from!] Thanks again! |
07 Mar 05 - 07:11 PM (#1429275) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Shanghaiceltic Spiders, ants, earwigs. Fish make lots of noise but it can only be heard by sonar as it is high frequency. Shrimp make a frying sound when heard on sonar and a frying sound when dipped in hot oil. |
07 Mar 05 - 09:08 PM (#1429346) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Ebbie Kaleea: "Try a pet rock. The best pet of all. No noise, no vet bills, no pet chow or kitty litter to buy, & you don't have to walk it. No, you needn't walk a pet rock but if it's exercise that is desired, you can throw it... |
07 Mar 05 - 09:50 PM (#1429358) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Joybell I've never heard a lady koala vocalize. They huff like kangaroos sometimes but it's not really a voice. Male koalas grunt and roar like pigs. Kangaroos just huff and sort of click but don't really vocalize either. Our snakes are completely silent. Cheers, Joy |
08 Mar 05 - 04:51 AM (#1429510) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Big Al Whittle teddy bears and nodding dogs best of luck with this project to give them all a voice. i will watch this thread with great interest |
08 Mar 05 - 05:08 AM (#1429524) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: GUEST Lice |
12 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM (#1459544) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Mr Happy Thanks again for further suggestions. Interestingly, most rodents, even though mammals, seem to keep their lips buttoned. Anyone hazard a guess why this is? |
13 Apr 05 - 12:15 AM (#1459644) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Sorcha So the cat can't find them? |
13 Apr 05 - 02:55 AM (#1459684) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Metchosin Baby rats vocalize at 30-50 KHz, which is beyond the range of human hearing. They also "laugh" ultrasonicly when playing with each other or when they are being tickled. |
13 Apr 05 - 06:50 PM (#1460458) Subject: RE: BS: Dumb Animals*Which don't make a noise? From: Big Al Whittle people on mudcat living in your house sometimes in your head behind a screen behind a name we take samples of their conversation and reaoning amateur biopsies create slides of their lives put them under the microscope isolate contentious cells vivisect carelessly...... dumb noiseless...... |