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02 Apr 05 - 06:22 PM (#1450382) Subject: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: GUEST,Delirious Don in Des Moines It's true. NASA has confirmed that there IS free sex on Mars for anyone that wants it. And here's the proof: Free Sex on Mars |
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02 Apr 05 - 06:26 PM (#1450385) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: GUEST,Leslie You want real proof? Check this out! the uncut truth about sex on Mars |
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02 Apr 05 - 06:29 PM (#1450391) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: MBSLynne Can't say I've ever had to pay for it on Earth.... |
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02 Apr 05 - 06:30 PM (#1450392) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Little Hawk You people are so wrong. HERE is the real truth about sex on Mars: OUCH!!! |
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02 Apr 05 - 06:31 PM (#1450394) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace PERVERTS! |
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02 Apr 05 - 06:35 PM (#1450398) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Little Hawk Ahem! Venus and Mars |
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02 Apr 05 - 06:35 PM (#1450399) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace If you look closely enough . . . . |
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02 Apr 05 - 06:39 PM (#1450403) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace This is over the top: Conjunction of the two. WHEW! |
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02 Apr 05 - 06:43 PM (#1450407) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: RangerSteve The little guy in the above picture has an expression on his face that says that he's up to no good. Probably untying Mars' shoelace so he trips when he gets up. No wonder Mars is an angry guy. Don't trust them cherubs. |
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02 Apr 05 - 08:15 PM (#1450508) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace Beautiful picture |
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02 Apr 05 - 08:16 PM (#1450510) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace www.isidore-of-seville.com/angels/20.html Beautiful site to visit, IMO. |
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02 Apr 05 - 08:43 PM (#1450527) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Charley Noble What a trip! Charley Noble |
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02 Apr 05 - 10:18 PM (#1450574) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: GUEST,MarkS For those who know the Martian stories of Edgar Rice Burroughs (better known for Tarzan, but oh well), following is something old years ago. John Carter the stud of Barsoom Took a Martian girl up to his room Where they argued all night Over who had the right Do do what, and with which, and to whom. |
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02 Apr 05 - 10:29 PM (#1450580) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Little Hawk Lovely limerick! Thanks! |
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02 Apr 05 - 11:04 PM (#1450595) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Severn Has anybody here Seen my favorite Martian? Can you tell me where she's gone? She'd freeze a lot of people....... Severn Brother Dave was right! They WERE down here looking for little green women! |
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03 Apr 05 - 03:37 AM (#1450649) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Liz the Squeak Hang on, I'll get my facepaint....... LTS |
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03 Apr 05 - 05:43 AM (#1450680) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: George Papavgeris RangerSteve, you are anachronistic - Cherubs came a lot later. Anyway, Cherubs were real sweet; haven't you heard of Cherub Cola? |
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03 Apr 05 - 08:01 AM (#1450731) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Georgiansilver Sex on Mars....Important to planet? Best wishes. |
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03 Apr 05 - 08:07 AM (#1450737) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Bobert I did *not* have sex with that green woman? |
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03 Apr 05 - 08:53 AM (#1450754) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Severn Bobert, once the two of you had sex, she wasn't considered quite so green anymore (maybe you too!). Seriously, I've encountered two songs called "Mars Needs Women" (after the bad sci-fi classic), one by Tonio K. and I forget who did the other, and the little green men of Brother Dave Gardner's comedy routine were looking for 'em but Dave never claimed they found any. Which leads us to the one song that actually DOES describe the interplanetary process, "Martians At The Window" from Kaleidoscope's 25 anniversary reunion album from 1990, "Greetings From Kartoonistan...We Ain't Dead Yet." Originally on Gift Horse D2-77406 (Distributed by Curb), the song in written by one Robert "Frizz" Fuller who David Lindley regularly draws songs from. I think the CD's been reissued,but I don't know by who. I found my CD copy in a pawn shop, replacing my dollar store cassette, which doubtless means the original pressing is long gone. No lyrics written down inside, but just ONE request, One show of even martian-al interest from any of you alien sex fans/fiends would cause me to take the nescessary trouble to transcribe the lyrics for you. Severn Planet Ahead |
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03 Apr 05 - 10:30 AM (#1450808) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: RangerSteve OK, he's not a cherub. He's still up to no good. |
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03 Apr 05 - 03:46 PM (#1451026) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace That was Bill Clinton in a former life. |
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03 Apr 05 - 04:30 PM (#1451080) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace Cherubs |
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04 Apr 05 - 09:08 AM (#1451610) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: bobad doin' the martian mambo |
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04 Apr 05 - 05:28 PM (#1452020) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: annamill I met a girl from Venus, and her insides were lined in gold Well, she did what she did said How was it, kid? She was politely told Pretty good, not bad, I can't complain But actually everything is just about the same. John Prine Love, Annamill |
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04 Apr 05 - 05:32 PM (#1452024) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace There once was a girl named Eleenus, Who used a dynamite stick as a penis, They found her vagina In South Carolina And parts of her vulva on Venus. |
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04 Apr 05 - 05:42 PM (#1452035) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: John MacKenzie I thought this was a thread about Mick Jagger and Marianne Faithfull. Giok ¦¬] |
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04 Apr 05 - 05:50 PM (#1452041) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Little Hawk A jaded young lady named Jill Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill They found her vagina In North Carolina And a bit of her clit in Brazil |
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04 Apr 05 - 06:39 PM (#1452101) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: John MacKenzie Oh well time to join in. There was ayoung lady from Ongar Who had an affair with a Conger When asked "How does it feel to be fucked by an eel" She said it's just like a prick, only longer. G |
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04 Apr 05 - 08:23 PM (#1452184) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Severn Starting a conger* line with eels and elles? Or just Mar-is Dancing? Severn *..."Scuse-a-Me but you see Down in Old Napoli That's-a Moray!!!! (ARE there any mores or morals on Mars?) |
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04 Apr 05 - 08:32 PM (#1452191) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace Morels maybe. Another thread said there's water. |
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04 Apr 05 - 08:38 PM (#1452196) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Severn And another said there's beer, but didn't say just what was on tap. It only takes a little water to grow them 'Shrooms and other fungi. MARS-A Definite Must! Severn |
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04 Apr 05 - 08:43 PM (#1452197) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Peace Drunk morels? |
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04 Apr 05 - 08:46 PM (#1452202) Subject: RE: BS: Free Sex Found on Mars! From: Severn Stewed in wine. |
