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BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread

14 Apr 05 - 12:30 AM (#1460681)
Subject: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Camptown racetrack's five mile long!

Doo-dah, doo-dah!


14 Apr 05 - 12:32 AM (#1460683)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Peace

And from "Blazing Saddles": What the hell does doo-dah mean?


14 Apr 05 - 12:37 AM (#1460684)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I dunno, but I think "Day-oh!" is the calypso variant.


14 Apr 05 - 12:38 AM (#1460685)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST

Go, Speedracer! Go!


14 Apr 05 - 12:41 AM (#1460687)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Peace

Day-oh is about bread. My grandmother--when she was saving for a wringer-washer machine--used to send me to a store blocks away for day-oh bread because it was half price.


14 Apr 05 - 12:48 AM (#1460689)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

The race is on and it looks like Heartache,
and the winner loses all.


14 Apr 05 - 12:50 AM (#1460690)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Peace

. . . and here comes Pride in the backstretch . . . .


14 Apr 05 - 12:51 AM (#1460691)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST,Azizi

Banana bread is quite tasty.

Of course, this has nothing to do with the price of beans.


14 Apr 05 - 12:54 AM (#1460696)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Peace

Pic


14 Apr 05 - 12:56 AM (#1460699)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Peace

A hill of 'em . . . .


14 Apr 05 - 12:59 AM (#1460700)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Peace

Oh, yeah . . . .


14 Apr 05 - 01:04 AM (#1460702)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

VROOOM!!!! VROOOM!!!!


14 Apr 05 - 01:06 AM (#1460703)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Azizi

So what does the winner of this race get?


14 Apr 05 - 01:09 AM (#1460704)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Peace

Darned right, vroom, vroom.


14 Apr 05 - 10:27 AM (#1461052)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST,Anonymous

Why does a can of pork and beans contain exactly 239 beans?


14 Apr 05 - 10:30 AM (#1461057)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

So what does the winner of this race get?

A non-expense paid weekend at the beautiful Sandy Landing Yacht and Racquet Club in scenic Munson, Florida! Bring your own tent, sleeping bag, insect repellent and snake-bite kit. And it'd be a good idea to make sure all your shots are current. And just in case you're unfortunate enough to have to interact with any colorful local characters during your stay, beer makes a good peace offering. Bring lots of it, even if you don't drink the stuff.


14 Apr 05 - 10:39 AM (#1461069)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Stilly River Sage

It won't go to waste.


14 Apr 05 - 10:42 AM (#1461071)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Donuel

beans beans a glorius fruit
except that its really a legume
vroom vroom


14 Apr 05 - 11:02 AM (#1461085)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you FART!!!


14 Apr 05 - 11:26 AM (#1461103)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST,Anonymous

colorful characters...."red and black, friend of Jack."

http://www.snakesandfrogs.com/scra/snakes/coral.htm


15 Apr 05 - 03:57 PM (#1462413)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Well, it seems pretty darned obvious that Bobert's Race Thread (which is actually about racial issues) is winning the race against this thread (which isn't about a damned thing). But that's okay 'cause there's far less monkey poo is being thrown on this thread.


15 Apr 05 - 05:36 PM (#1462482)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Susu's Hubby

Race?........Race???........


Nascar's in town this weekend!


Let's go racin' boys!!!


Hubby


18 Apr 05 - 12:59 PM (#1464432)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST


18 Apr 05 - 01:27 PM (#1464463)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: Davetnova

Has anybody won yet?


19 Apr 05 - 12:40 PM (#1465433)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST,Anonymous

So, nobody here knows why a can of pork and beans contains exactly 239 beans?


20 Apr 05 - 10:09 AM (#1466293)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST,Public Domain

ok, why?


20 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM (#1466592)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell

Why a can of pork and beans contains exactly 239 beans?

Because if it had one more it would be "too farty".


20 Apr 05 - 06:15 PM (#1466605)
Subject: RE: BS: Bee-dubya's Race Thread
From: GUEST,Leadfingers

I liked the piccies of the snakes ! Pretty aint they ??