23 Apr 05 - 12:49 PM (#1468844) Subject: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: John M. Hello everyone, If you are easily offended, please STOP READING. This thread is for mature audiences only. Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping. Below is a traditional bawdy song titled: Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck
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23 Apr 05 - 12:52 PM (#1468845) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST No. |
23 Apr 05 - 01:41 PM (#1468866) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: breezy Joe,To begin with I take offense to this thread title being on view. |
23 Apr 05 - 02:05 PM (#1468882) Subject: Folk Songs and Censorship From: Joe Offer Hi, Breezy - I guess I have to say that this is not a song I'd include in my repertoire, and many of the words are not in my usual vocabulary. However, bawdy songs have always been part of folk music, and this is a folk music discussion forum. The title and lyrics may be offensive to some, but to remove or euphemize them would be far more offensive to those who wish to engage in the free study of folk music. Euphemized thread titles like Slavery-Era Song, 'Run, ======, Run' are extremely offensive to some of us. Many of the early song collectors omitted or changed song lyrics they considered offensive. As a result, the original forms of many traditional songs have been lost forever. Now, THAT is offensive. -Joe Offer- |
23 Apr 05 - 02:10 PM (#1468885) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: breezy Thanks for your prompt response Joe. Not for me this though, least not in public. oops here come the kids |
23 Apr 05 - 02:11 PM (#1468886) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Amos I demur. Surely all these things are an inherent theme in the best folk tradition? From the Balls of Kerremuir to the Good Ship Venus and Keep on Trucking, the celebration of ribald sexuality has always been with us, one of the great sources of joy and blues in the human condition. If you are so easily offended by a college f**ing song, why would you not be offended by a song celebrating gunning people down, or celebrating outlawry (Jesse James, Onward Christian Soldiers) or the murder of young women (Pretty Polly, the Banks of the Ohio) just to name a few awful aspects of real life you have to get accustomed to to grow up in the world. I submit that when you face such things squarely, the best spirit of those who sing of them shines through even while the atrocious aspects become easily faced and understood. And it is only through understanding that you achieve freedom for yourself from any aspect of the world. A |
23 Apr 05 - 02:19 PM (#1468890) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Charley Noble It's a new one to me – not the concept but the song. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
23 Apr 05 - 02:28 PM (#1468896) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Big Mick Folk music is about the human condition. Nothing is more a part of that than sexuality in all its forms. I am with Amos on this one, there are many things I consider truly obscene and much worse than this. The worst one could say is that it is a bit gratuitous, but hey, we put up with a certain moron making horrid remarks about decent folks. If we try to censor those personal attacks, some of you get jaundiced about it. This is not nearly as bad. Mick |
23 Apr 05 - 02:30 PM (#1468898) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S From: Peace From (Google it) Eat Bite lyrics - John Valby lyrics Well, I went to a party and what did they do? They took off their socks and they took off there shoes, they took off their coats, and they took off their pants. I had a hunch, they weren't gonna dance. (Chorus) Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew, nipple-bosom-hairpie-fingerfuck-screw, moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit, sheep-pussy, camel-crack, pig and lion shit. Awww-shit. Well, everybody-everybody's ass was bare, No bras left, just a queer over there, But the whole damn thing didn't faze me a bit. I just jumped on the pile, and grabbed some tit. Chorus again and again; faster and faster (et cetera). Well, my baby's not a sports fan, but she plays with balls whenever she can, because her favourite sport you see, is playing tonsil hockey
http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/john_valby/various/eat_bite-219636-lyric/-Joe Offer- |
23 Apr 05 - 02:32 PM (#1468899) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: breezy I am pleased to be free to express my opinion and dissapproval and note that its the inuendoes that add to the richnes of humour not blatant profanity, thats not humour ,its filth. Best post f''' for subtlty and to avoid offensiveness. Still this will keep the thread at the top for a while no doubt. bye time for s### |
23 Apr 05 - 02:33 PM (#1468904) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S From: Jeri Ed Cray would be a good person to ask about this. There will be those who come along and know how to get in touch with him if you don't already have his address. |
23 Apr 05 - 02:34 PM (#1468905) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Deckman A tough call Joe, but I agree with you on this one. Have you ever considered doing this for a living ... being a room monitor, I mean? CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson |
23 Apr 05 - 02:41 PM (#1468909) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Peace Words tend to lose their meanings after a while. Frankly, I am not offenede by the words so much as by how poorly written the song is. It doesn't really rank any higher than Lulu, and I outgrew that by the age of ten or eleven I think. |
23 Apr 05 - 02:46 PM (#1468911) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Peace Difference between bawdy and trash, maybe. "The cabin boy, the cabin boy The dirty little nipper, Shoved broken glass up the firstmates ass And circumcised the skipper" It is clever, well-written and bawdy. I find little of redeeming value in the fuck/suck song. However, it's a piece of folklore and likely should be stored somewhere in case anyone wants it in a hundred years. |
23 Apr 05 - 02:50 PM (#1468913) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Peace PS Don't mean to offend anyone--neither John nor Breezy. Bruce M |
23 Apr 05 - 03:04 PM (#1468923) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Amos I concur with Bruce that this particular gem is a trashy jade. Nor do I mean to offend by defending it in principle. The question we might really want to ask is how we grew so afraid of our parts, pieces and elements? Doesn't it tend to drive us into a kind of fearful schizophrenia to be unwilling to communicate about body parts and their various uses? Just a thought. I have never been fond of the Victorian/Edwardian terror of limbs. A |
23 Apr 05 - 03:13 PM (#1468929) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Peace Actually, that is a bit off, Amos. "The Pearl" was a collection of pornography written in Victoria's time. If I remember, it was done as flyers or broadsides. It is essentially like the stuff that's written today. They knew as much about sex as we do. Hell, it's most a math game anyway. There are so many holes and so many places ya can put things. As the numbers increase so does the complications of the math problem. Of course, they didn't have the good taste to include goats, but no one's perfect. |
23 Apr 05 - 03:15 PM (#1468932) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: nutty Can someone please enlighten me as to who John Valby is and how this can to be described as a traditional folksong?? The lyrics seem to me to be far too modern .... more like a Jock Strap Ensemble rugby song. |
23 Apr 05 - 03:17 PM (#1468933) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Peace http://www.johnvalby.com/ |
23 Apr 05 - 03:29 PM (#1468938) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST,nutty Thanks Brucie but I've already been there and it tells me nothing ..... What I really wanted to know were his connections with folk music and the sources for the songs that he claims to be Traditional Bawdy songs. I would suggest that unless such provenance can be provided, then this thread should be closed as it serves no useful purpose on Mudcat. As someone has already pointed out ....we do have children visiting this site. |
23 Apr 05 - 04:47 PM (#1468963) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S From: Haruo Well the original post repeatedly referred to earlier versions (back to 1948, only a year or two later than Greensleeves ;-) ) in some archives at Indiana University (Bloomington?). The song is not I think a great gem, but it may indeed be traditional in some folkishly meaningful sense. As far as writing F*@# for Fuck, I don't see the point. It doesn't protect any children that I've ever met. If they're able to read Fuck they're able to decipher F*@#. Personally, I first learned the word reading D H Lawrence, and thought it was an English dialect word for a couple of years before I ran into it in speech here in Seattle. Wasn't till I was a freshman at Yale (with a couple of dorm buddies from Brooklyn) that I got some idea of the true range of nuance the word can afford when pressed. But this song is a lightweight. Haruo |
23 Apr 05 - 04:53 PM (#1468964) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S From: Peace www.immortalia.com/html/records-and-cds/CDs/john-valby/ John Mehlberg has an excellent site and possibly he could answer your question. NB John started this thread. |
23 Apr 05 - 05:09 PM (#1468974) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: breezy no he didnt, did,he? your kidding? well I never would have worked that one out by myself. so glad you notuced it and pointed it out to all of us boneheads. thanks for that piece of info brucie, your so helpful. now get the f... outa here you cleverarse. Sorry if this smacks of some kinda dry sarcasm but I aint had much call to try it lately. I think I moved on from this kinda stuff awhile back too. Ova and out |
23 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM (#1468999) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S From: GUEST,.gargoyle No objections except:
PLEASE!!!!remove the "TRAD"(it is not)
Also - it is a lyric more appropriate - and less offensive to the masses if it is moved over to the already established "Rugby Song Thread."
Sincerely, |
23 Apr 05 - 06:17 PM (#1469003) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Peace Keriste, Nutty, who crapped in yer cornflakes? |
23 Apr 05 - 06:24 PM (#1469004) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Bill D it ain't traditional. The lyrics are ***OBVIOUSLY** college/rugby/etc...and from the mid 1900s....probably exaggerated by various groups for the sake of effect. I feel pretty strongly that the title should be toned down, though I have no objection to bawdy songs as such. This is not clever, interesting or cute...it is just a way to be raunchy in rhythme. John Mehlberg: You 'could' just put this on your own webesite and link to it from here if you really want someone to discuss versions of it. Opening a thread here with the title like that is kinda tasteless. |
23 Apr 05 - 06:30 PM (#1469007) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Peace Well, anything useful I might have to contribute has been contributed. Good luck with the search. |
23 Apr 05 - 06:33 PM (#1469008) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Lanfranc There is no wit in vulgarity! I'm with Breezy on this one. "Trad." my foot! What is the purpose of the thread? A Troll in researcher's clothing? Puerile and sophomoric are two adjectives that spring to mind. Sorry I rose to the bait, in a way. Alan |
23 Apr 05 - 07:12 PM (#1469021) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: John M. Something does not have to be old for it to be traditional...Is the song "Chastity Belt" a traditional song? How about "Five Constipated Men of the Bible"? These all seem to be modern traditional songs which have been learned and passed on by oral tradition. Maybe 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' is not sung by *your* folk and the people you know. Ah, but do all groups share identical songs? Some groups specialise in bawdry (e.g., rugby players) but their songs are traditional to the extent that they sing their songs and pass them on to the next generation of rugby players who continue to sing them. At different times and places one could have been convicted of obscenity for singing one of the songs above. Remember Burl Ives was arrested for singing "The Foggy, Foggy Dew" at which no one today would bat an eyelash. I find it odd that people who object to this song (and the title) post to this thread and cause the objectional song (and title!) to be listed first in the thread list. If you object to this thread, DO NOT POST as then the thread will disappear. As I say in my initial post: Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping. |
23 Apr 05 - 07:46 PM (#1469038) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST,albion wankers band ooooooooohh I'm so turned on by all this dirty talk.. must have a wank in my accordion bellows folds. mmm.. feels just like ladies labias.. woo hoo toot toot.. yeah . more.... btw. happy st. georges day..!! |
23 Apr 05 - 07:54 PM (#1469044) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Peace Sounds like yer tryin' to slay the dragon single handedly. He he he. |
23 Apr 05 - 08:16 PM (#1469050) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: gnu Sooo. You read the title, but still clicked. Then you read: "If you are easily offended, please STOP READING. This thread is for mature audiences only. Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping." Then you posted an objection. Okaaaaay then. Don't read this. For fourty days and fourty nights, We sailed upon the Atlantic. We spotted a whore upon the shore, And the crew became quite frantic. Here we come, full of rum, Lookin for women to paddle our bums... The North Atlantic Squadron!!! If you wish another verse, Just because you are perverse, But want to complain that you remain, Adverse to the coarse of this refrain. Fuck you. Here we come, full of rum, Lookin for women to paddle our bums... The North Atlantic Squadron!!! My apologies to the author, who wrote some fifty verses of this TRAD sailor song of the Royal Canadian Navy. |
23 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM (#1469051) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: MartinRyan I'm not sure what John meant by "mature audiences" in his original post. I have a suspicion that's the least likely place he'll find an answer! That said, what matters is that he has asked a question - and nobody seems to be even trying to provide an answer. I suggest this be converted to an edited "Origins:" thread and that all irrelevant "answers" be removed. Regards |
24 Apr 05 - 12:46 AM (#1469118) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy S From: Nerd Ha, good one, brucie. You slay me. (And I mean that in a clean way.) |
24 Apr 05 - 02:21 AM (#1469132) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Ebbie This is not an offensive thread, as such- hey, we all know the words, and maybe even the acts. However, I was under the impression a year or two ago that we at the Mudcat were concerned as to the possibility of drawing the attentions of various juvenile individuals and others not so young who might come upon us by just putting a certain word in a Search feature, and tacitly or maybe even explicitly agreed that those certain words would not appear in the thread title. Am I mistaken? The Mudcat has enough problems with juvenile minds without going out of our way to find more. IMO |
24 Apr 05 - 03:32 PM (#1469500) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Bill D yeah, Ebbie...that's part of what I was trying to say. We have uncensored songs in the database and in the threads...but why not a title on the thread saying: "Does anyone know this VERY bawdy song?"...so that those who don't like that sort of thing could just pass on by. (This, from a guy who has sung "Charlotte the Harlot" in public...at a sing where the **TOPIC** was "Sex" and I asked ahead of time if anyone had any reservations.) "Charlotte the Harlot", done well, is witty and clever, as well as I know another song that is so non-PC that I have only done it once for people, and that at 2:30 in the morning, as an example of non-PC.....and no, I will not post it here. (as to "don't post, and it will drop off"..pooh! the damage has been done....) |
24 Apr 05 - 03:35 PM (#1469503) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Blissfully Ignorant Whos was it said, 'if they don't understand it, then no harm done...and if they do, they almost certainly didn't learn it here?' |
24 Apr 05 - 04:49 PM (#1469547) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Bill D nice sentiment, Blissfully...but it is a back/white distinction, as if there are only two types of people reading here, with only two viewpoints. What about those who 'know' very well what it means, but just don't like having it 'up front'. It's like TV advertising...how detailed and explicit do YOU want the Viagra ads or condom ads or tampon ads to be? It's all very well to say that knowlege is a good thing, and kids will hear these words anyway....but isn't there a reasonable place for displaying or using them? I'm sorry, but when a word that is useful and relevant in one context is used just for gratuitous shock value in another context, I just wonder about motivation. (I own BOTH volumes of G. Legman's "Rationale of the Dirty Joke", which is a scholarly study of sexual humor, but I don't read them out loud in the grocery store....and while I understand including all forms and variants, there are many of those jokes that are just plain BAD and are not suitable for general dinner table conversation.) |
24 Apr 05 - 05:16 PM (#1469558) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST,Mary Oh well, mudcat is just choosing to be part of society. Sad .... but true . I truly enjoyed the times when I could enjoy this discussion forum without being offended by stupidness . |
24 Apr 05 - 05:30 PM (#1469564) Subject: RE: Lyr Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Amos Mary: So did I, so did I. But I can barely remember them! A |
10 Oct 05 - 05:20 PM (#1580472) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: John M. Here is the end of the song "Dear Mom Your Son is Dead" as recorded in Korat, RTAFB in 1974. http://immortalia.com/dear-mom-your-son-is-dead.mp3 The chant below seems to be related to the above "Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck" but this also seems to be a college "Rah! Rah!" cheer hightened by the obscene. Does anyone remember a college cheer like the cheer below? Any help is appreciated. Sincerely, John Mehlberg ~ Dear Mom your son is dead |
10 Oct 05 - 05:37 PM (#1580485) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST Rubbish |
10 Oct 05 - 06:26 PM (#1580522) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy From: Jeri I don't know that I ever heard the cheer, but I don't know that I didn't either. I know that in one Air Force unit I was in in Texas, there was a traditional cry of "reality check" to be answered by all within hearing, "Him, him, fuck him!" It never made any sense to me, but if it came from the chant you posted, it's easy to see how the "Dear Mom" part would have been changed to "reality check." (If I ever did hear this, it was someplace that had both alcohol and off-duty pilots. I might have had some of the alcohol.) |
10 Oct 05 - 06:44 PM (#1580536) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: The Fooles Troupe ... ah, but did you have one of the off-duty pilots? |
10 Oct 05 - 07:25 PM (#1580563) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy From: Jeri Anybody not predict that? No. Drunken fighter pilots are exactly like they're portayed in films, only they aren't played by Tom Cruise or Val Kilmer. I liked brains, even back then. |
10 Oct 05 - 10:52 PM (#1580667) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST,.gargoyle I must complement you Mr. Mehlburg
This is one, not already in the Rugby Thread, and also a "trad" long forgotten, however, NOW fervently revieved to an active cognitive ferment with yeast remaining from high-school daze....perhaps, the tiny bubbles will revive a forgotten line.
I like its' beat.
Sincerely, |
10 Oct 05 - 10:57 PM (#1580672) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Lonesome EJ Hey Ebbie...I appreciate the concern about certain word searches leading impressionable minds to this site in search of porn. But I have to laugh when I think of where Mudcat would fall in the 356,923 hits the word "fuck" would generate. Not near the top I'd wager. And if the horny little searcher actually navigated to the shores of this folky kingdom, I can only imagine the disappointment when he gets the first inkling of what really goes on here.;>) |
10 Oct 05 - 11:27 PM (#1580693) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy From: GUEST Don't you just love what cocain does to the brain Revelations of long lost strains. |
04 Apr 06 - 06:27 AM (#1710073) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST I had this on tape and lost it where can I get a copy at. |
04 Apr 06 - 08:01 AM (#1710113) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Charley Noble Guest- Are you kidding? Try one of John's links above. Charley Noble |
30 Dec 06 - 01:49 PM (#1922353) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Cluin At least the spammers are taking their dumps in a more apropo thread (if that's possible). |
30 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM (#1922391) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland I think that this type of song should not be pubished like this. I'm a born again Christian an I find this sort of smut is terrible. tom but then I'm a hpyocrite as well |
30 Dec 06 - 03:02 PM (#1922421) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland ps Just like everyone else in the world, because there was only person in the this world who is not a hypocrite and that was Jesus. |
30 Dec 06 - 03:21 PM (#1922437) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy From: Sorcha Oh yea? |
30 Dec 06 - 03:23 PM (#1922438) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: catspaw49 IF you have "hypocrites" do you also have "hypercrites?" And just what are they and how do they behave? Spaw |
30 Dec 06 - 03:49 PM (#1922463) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy From: Sorcha I'm a crit, yer a crit, we're all crit critters..... |
30 Dec 06 - 04:14 PM (#1922493) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland Well name some who isn't a hypocrite. |
30 Dec 06 - 04:16 PM (#1922496) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland at lest i'm honest about that being a hypocrite, can you do the same. any what has this to do with the 'song' |
30 Dec 06 - 04:17 PM (#1922498) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy From: John MacKenzie Would people please read the original post in this thread, and stop being so bloody precious. Yes it's bad taste, get over it, you were warned! G. |
30 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM (#1922521) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland I'm sorry you feel that way, but as I said I'm a born again Christian. and I just wanted to see what it was all about that's all and then I said what I thought about it. there is nothing wrong in that is there or is there |
01 Jul 08 - 11:58 PM (#2378814) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Joe Offer Additional information from John Patrick:
I would like to add info about the "Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck" rhyme/chant. Could you reopen the thread ? http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=80536 Thanks! John Patrick ~ Info to add:
Retrieved from http://rugger15.blogspot.com/ on 2008-06-25. |
02 Jul 08 - 05:14 AM (#2378905) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Bryn Pugh I have posted elsewhere : 'Those who wish to be offended invariably find a reason'. I am reminded of the "war cry" of the Grammar School Rugby (Union) Team, for which I was picked at age 13 (1957 CE): "Fuck ! Shit! Bugger, Tit, Cunt, Wank, Fart!". Little boys being smutty behind the bike sheds. We grew out of it. Perhaps born-again christians might grow out of being offended by the thread title. As a once-born pagan (devout and practising) I wasn't delighted by the thread title, but my brand of paganry says "Live, and let live". |
24 Nov 09 - 05:50 PM (#2772958) Subject: RE: 'Wham, bam, god dam, son of a bitch' Chant From: GUEST This is from page 24 of the 1962 research paper "Folklore of the USMC" by Don Higginbotham. Wham, bam, god dam, son of a bitch I am. |
24 Nov 09 - 06:01 PM (#2772965) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST This is from the Fiend Song Book 2002: THE WEASEL SONGThe "Fiend Songbook 2002" is the songbook & squadron history of the Flying Fiends of the 36th Tactical Fighter Squadron, Osan AB South Korea. Here is wikipedia on "Wild Weasels": In brief, the task of a Wild Weasel aircraft is to bait enemy anti-aircraft defenses into targeting it with their radars, whereupon the radar waves are traced back to their source so that the Weasel or its teammates can precisely target it for destruction. A simple analogy is playing the game of "flashlight tag" in the dark; a flashlight is usually the only reliable means of identifying someone in order to "tag" (destroy) them, but the light immediately renders the bearer able to be identified and attacked as well. The result is a hectic game of cat-and-mouse in which the radar "flashlights" are rapidly cycled on and off in an attempt to identify and kill the target before the target is able to home in on the emitted radar "light" and destroy the site. |
25 Nov 09 - 12:52 PM (#2773508) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy From: GUEST,Steamin' Willie Huh, when I used the word fuck on a thread, I was locked out for a week. My fault, I said I was weird. I included Sarah Palin in the same sentence. We all have fantasies. Just that mine have two legs, not four.
-Joe Offer- |
24 Jan 10 - 08:11 PM (#2820800) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: and e Learned by Kim B. from Randy H. in 1967: Cat suck bite fuck Gobble, nibble, chew Shitty ass rat fuck Cunt, blow, screw. This is recorded in the untitled folklore collection by Kim B. which was deposited at the Indiana University Archives by Professor Ridlen in 1970. Accession Number: 70/241. |
25 Jan 10 - 01:40 PM (#2821201) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: deadfrett SEX is Sex but WAR is OBSCENE!! |
25 Jan 10 - 02:45 PM (#2821251) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Rasener As I hav emy daughters walking by and looking at my screen, I would like to block such threads from appearing on my thread list. I know it is possible, but how? Thanks |
15 Feb 10 - 02:44 AM (#2839535) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST cocksucker motherfucker eat a bag of shit shit Posted on Nov. 1, 2006 here: http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=25758287&categoryID=0&IsSticky=0&groupID=104182346&Mytoken=F11FDE45-3F33-4656-9D0F998EF41AFD469143522 Retreived Feb 15, 2010.
Thread #80536 Message #3040511
Posted By: GUEST
25-Nov-10 - 05:05 PM
Thread Name: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song
Below is an ATΩ (Alpha Tau Omega) fraternity version retrieved from here http://quizlet.com/1439963/tribunal-history-flash-cards/ |
26 Feb 10 - 01:12 PM (#2850939) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Sean Mc Kill this thread now - it has long outworn its welcome & really has nothing to do with tradition. |
26 Feb 10 - 01:17 PM (#2850943) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego This came from Salt Lake City, UTAH?? All my LDS acquaintances would certainly leap to deny the possibility that such lyrics could spring from their headquarters citizenry. Whooooaaa.... |
26 Feb 10 - 01:27 PM (#2850953) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: George Papavgeris "This is recorded in the untitled folklore collection by Kim B. which was deposited at the Indiana University Archives by Professor Ridlen in 1970. Accession Number: 70/241." Shouldn't have bothered. My dog makes better deposits. |
26 Feb 10 - 06:18 PM (#2851196) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: Seayaker Well said Sean Mc. This thread is to Folk Music what Chubby Brown is to comedy |
31 May 10 - 10:10 PM (#2918106) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST A version of this is on youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cR2cb0YtDNU This is being chanted by the Castleford professional rugby team. |
31 May 10 - 10:40 PM (#2918119) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST A transcription:
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01 Jun 10 - 10:36 PM (#2918779) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: mousethief Aren't we very clever Saying naughty words pee poo potty bum peepee kaka turds This stuff has no lyrical value, it's not clever, it's not folk, it's just overgrown adolescents trying to fit as many dirty words into a song as they can. For men who should never have been allowed to graduate from high school because they were still intellectually 13 years old. Now REAL bawdy songs, songs that are clever, well-written, and interesting -- bring 'em on. I have a couple of nice collections at home. But this is just tripe. |
28 Jul 10 - 03:35 PM (#2953986) Subject: RE: pg13 Add: 'Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck' Trad. Bawdy Song From: GUEST,David E. Any chance of changing the thread title or maybe covering it with plywood so that only those who want to go in and look around have to see it? (No, I haven't read all the posts so I don't know if this was addressed before...) David E.
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