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04 May 05 - 08:56 PM (#1478366) Subject: BS: The Radio From: Once Famous The Radio A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael Moore. |
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04 May 05 - 09:01 PM (#1478375) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad What utter nonsense as usual Martin. Everyone knows that Michael Moore can't sing. |
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04 May 05 - 09:28 PM (#1478395) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Either can you, from what I've heard. |
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05 May 05 - 01:51 AM (#1478542) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Stephen L. Rich LOL! |
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05 May 05 - 02:59 AM (#1478563) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Big Al Whittle Is it true Bush offered you the United Nations job Martin? |
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05 May 05 - 03:48 AM (#1478579) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Boab Ah! ---So THAT is M.G.'S real identity!! |
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05 May 05 - 02:47 PM (#1478850) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous If I took the job, I'd kick out France and then most of the Arabs. |
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05 May 05 - 03:53 PM (#1478891) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Big Al Whittle well yessss........but then we wouldn't be united...not even to the extent that we all occasionally sit down in the same room, and isn't that the idea? or did I miss something |
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05 May 05 - 04:31 PM (#1478928) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous American Airlines is not United either. |
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05 May 05 - 04:34 PM (#1478930) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Big Al Whittle I can see you're gonna be great in the job Martin - no wonder he chose you. |
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05 May 05 - 04:39 PM (#1478936) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous yep. I'm ready to make the third world into the fourth world, or put them on another planet altogether. |
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05 May 05 - 06:48 PM (#1479000) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Amos That's what makes the UN so great -- that profound respect for human dignity and human rights no matter how downtrodden or distorted the view of the Ambassador. A |
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06 May 05 - 03:32 PM (#1479576) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Have another cup of Kofi, Amos. |
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06 May 05 - 03:58 PM (#1479587) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: gnu Hehehe. Excellent. However, I do take umbrage at you, MG, saying you'd kick out most of the Arabs. I assume you mean the ones that don't own 7% of the US economy? The ones that don't own Garge and his buddies? |
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06 May 05 - 04:12 PM (#1479596) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Just the ones who refuse to learn English, become part of American culture, and refuse to wash their shirts. |
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06 May 05 - 04:51 PM (#1479623) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: jpk what does any of this bullshit have to do with a dam radio. |
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06 May 05 - 05:14 PM (#1479638) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Read my opening post. Learn something. Have some fun. Try not to offend so easily. grow some skin. |
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06 May 05 - 05:17 PM (#1479642) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: jpk not offended,just where is the dam radio |
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06 May 05 - 05:22 PM (#1479651) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Dams hold water. Take a night course in English. |
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06 May 05 - 05:24 PM (#1479655) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: jpk read your old post,go take a day course,any course really. |
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06 May 05 - 05:47 PM (#1479672) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Here jpk. Read it again. The Radio A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael Moore. |
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06 May 05 - 07:18 PM (#1479714) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: robomatic I took her car for a test spin, and when I yelled it Rush Limbaugh came on. |
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06 May 05 - 10:57 PM (#1479811) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Once Famous Rush Limbaugh is an asshole. |
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06 May 05 - 11:05 PM (#1479818) Subject: RE: BS: The New Radio From: Ebbie One hopes that anyone running the United Nations would be aware that members of other countries do not have to become part of the American culture. (They ain't American. They may for some strange reason prefer their own culture) And they don't even have to learn English- that's why they have simultaneous translations. If ww required all of THEM to learn English, shouldn't we be required to learn THEIR languages? |