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21 Jun 05 - 06:00 PM (#1506324) Subject: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Wesley S Here is the text of an e-mail someone here at work received - make of it what you will : Dear Deborah, Please help the Republican National Committee celebrate a very special birthday on July 6th. Join Republicans from across the country in wishing President Bush a Happy Birthday by adding your name to the RNC's e-card. As one of our Party's strongest supporters, I know the President will be delighted to receive your warm thoughts and kind words on his birthday. And if you can, I hope you will take this opportunity to commemorate President Bush's 59th birthday with a gift our entire Party can share. Your secure online gift of $59 or whatever you can afford -- $25, $50 or even $100 -- will help the RNC provide the resources needed to fully enact the President's agenda and keep our Party moving forward. I look forward to adding your name to the RNC's Birthday e-card to President Bush. And thank you for your continued support of our President, Party and cause. Best Wishes, Ken Mehlman RNC Chairman P.S. In order for your name to be included on the RNC's birthday e-card to President Bush, I need to hear from you by June 30th . Please click here to sign President Bush's birthday card and make a secure online gift our entire Party can share. Thank you. Send To Friends Click Here to Unsubscribe Contributions or gifts to the Republican National Committee are not deductible as charitable contributions for federal income tax purposes. |
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21 Jun 05 - 06:20 PM (#1506337) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Peace I will be sure to send a donation. |
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21 Jun 05 - 06:24 PM (#1506341) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: gnu I just did... I filled up me gas tank. Hey, somebody's gotta buy the bullets. SOB's. |
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21 Jun 05 - 06:55 PM (#1506369) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad I was thinking about sending him a large bag of pretzels. |
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21 Jun 05 - 10:21 PM (#1506518) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Amos I wish him an exuberant birthday followed by a stroke. I think it would be very interesting for him to discover how the handicapped get by -- the wounded, the amputees, the paraplegic, the differently abled who have to wreak every ounce of energy they can out of their frames just to get dressed in the morning. A real learning experience. It might add some depth to his spurious and superficial faith of which he speaks so often and so loudly. A |
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21 Jun 05 - 10:32 PM (#1506529) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Little Hawk By golly, who could resist an opportunity like this? Who, I ask? |
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21 Jun 05 - 10:33 PM (#1506532) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Peace Shatner would, that's fer shore. |
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21 Jun 05 - 10:37 PM (#1506534) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Janie Darn, I can't see seem to find my checkbook.... J. |
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21 Jun 05 - 10:39 PM (#1506536) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Peace Do you suppose my bank will honour a cheque made out to FUCKHEAD? |
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21 Jun 05 - 10:40 PM (#1506537) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Bobert Box of bear poop in the mail.... b~ |
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21 Jun 05 - 10:56 PM (#1506547) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Little Hawk They won't, Bruce. Banks are notoriously tight-assed and unhelpful. I suggest making it out to "Fearless Leader" instead. ;-) |
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21 Jun 05 - 11:06 PM (#1506553) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Peace Fearless Leader Fuckhead it is then. Thanks, LH. |
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22 Jun 05 - 07:05 AM (#1506763) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: kendall I have a soft spot for George Bush...Romney Marsh. |
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22 Jun 05 - 08:04 PM (#1507506) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: DougR Not me, L.H., my check is on the way! DougR |
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22 Jun 05 - 08:09 PM (#1507510) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Amos Much to the dismay of the nearly 2,000 ex-incarnate American souls wandering around wondering why they listened to this dumb-bell in the first place, the 100,000 widows, orphans, and broken Iraqis, and the grief-racked families in our own towns. I am sure they are all thrilled at what you are supporting, Doug. A |
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22 Jun 05 - 08:47 PM (#1507552) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: The Fooles Troupe Damn, I have misplaced the blonde wig, high heels, 10 bottles of bubbly and the girlish giggle I used for the last President I wished Happy Birthday.... |
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22 Jun 05 - 10:23 PM (#1507627) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Peace So, uh, exactly how did Bill taste? |
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23 Jun 05 - 08:08 PM (#1508436) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Glad someone brought Bill into the mix....... PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA is an anagram of TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS. Also:- ELECTION RESULTS becomes LIES - LETS RECOUNT, and GEORGE BUSH becomes HE BUGS GORE |
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23 Jun 05 - 08:22 PM (#1508449) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Ebbie Don (W) T, that is too funny! I guess everything is preordained after all. LOL |
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23 Jun 05 - 08:50 PM (#1508469) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: The Fooles Troupe Peace, you must be too young to know about MM & JFK. |
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23 Jun 05 - 10:41 PM (#1508554) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Little Hawk Bill Clinton was a man Chongo would have been happy to share a cigar or two with...but not that way. |
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24 Jun 05 - 09:48 PM (#1509160) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Donuel ewww |
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24 Jun 05 - 09:52 PM (#1509164) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Donuel I'll give him a lotto card http://www.wtv-zone.com/tweet/FUN-UNUSUAL/B_ss_scratch_gamble.jpg |
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25 Jun 05 - 04:42 AM (#1509306) Subject: RE: BS: Wish the President a Happy Birthday From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Perhaps, if we all club together, we can buy him an uninhabited desert (Sahara, or Gobi?) where he can go play with his soldiers, leaving the rest of the world feeling much safer. Don T. |
