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21 Jun 05 - 10:45 PM (#1506540) Subject: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp That's right, you heard what I said. Straight from the chimp's mouth. I AIN'T QUITTIN'!!!! And you can't make me. I am stayin' in for the long haul. You can yell, scream, swear, threaten, use emotional blackmail, cry, roll on the floor and pound your puny little human fists and chew on the carpet, and hold your breath till your face turns blue...but I AIN'T QUITTIN'. No Siree. I am gonna continue poundin' the Chicago pavement as long as there is an unsolved crime and an unrighted wrong, as long as chimps, monkeys, and other primates are segregated, looked down upon, locked up in zoos, and subjected to medical experiments! I ain't quittin' while there are bananas to peel, good-lookin' dames with loooong legs to date, and bottles of whisky to drink. I ain't quittin' till the fat lady loses 180 pounds and Jerry Lewis masters the art of good taste. I ain't quittin' till George Bush apologizes on his knees to the entire freakin' world and Joan Rivers joins the Hare Krishna. I ain't quittin' till Martin Short plays basketball for the Lakers. I ain't quittin' till Jamaica freezes over. I ain't quittin' till a chimp is elected president of the U S of A!!!! You heard it here. I ain't quittin'. - Chongo |
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21 Jun 05 - 11:06 PM (#1506552) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,Donald Trump Yeh fiad |
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21 Jun 05 - 11:16 PM (#1506561) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST More of Little Hawks Mudcat masturbation. LH - Why not just entitle all of your threads "Look at me - Look at me" ?? |
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21 Jun 05 - 11:21 PM (#1506566) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: beardedbruce Chongo, We certainly would not want Mudcat's Beast Poet to leave. |
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21 Jun 05 - 11:23 PM (#1506573) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Peace I am ape over Chongo. |
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21 Jun 05 - 11:26 PM (#1506575) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: number 6 The only Chongo I know is my dog's favourite stuffie ... a monkey called Chongo. sIx |
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21 Jun 05 - 11:26 PM (#1506576) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: JennyO Hey GUEST, quit monkeying around with this thread. Here, have a banana. |
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21 Jun 05 - 11:33 PM (#1506580) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: beardedbruce "One banana, two bananas, three bananas, four, Four bananas make a bunch, and so do many more. La la la, la la la la, La la la, la, la la la la..." From the Banana Splits show... way too much babysitting.... |
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22 Jun 05 - 12:25 AM (#1506597) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Amos Me, I dig CHongo muchissimo, on account he is street smart and real-world weary, but still fulla piss and ready to come out swinging. So you guys what don't appreciate the art of fine fiction can go blow yer dinner all over Wells Street from an overdose of lysergic acid, fer alla me. I'll stick ta Four Roses and Chongo. A |
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22 Jun 05 - 01:00 AM (#1506605) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,Tang the Orangutan Chongo, you banana suckling git. You are just always looking for attention. You are always stealing my spotlight. You just make me jealous. |
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22 Jun 05 - 01:55 AM (#1506621) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: PoppaGator Aren't all of us, with every post, more-or-less saying (among other things) "Look at me, look at me"? |
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22 Jun 05 - 04:58 AM (#1506681) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,CrazyEddie "I ain't quittin' till a chimp is elected president of the U S of A!!!! Well, gee, Chongo, thing is, I don't quite know how to break this to ya.... |
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22 Jun 05 - 05:09 AM (#1506685) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Liz the Squeak Beardedbrucie - they're available on video you know..... They were my Saturday morning entertainment whilst I 'did' the dusting and vaccuuming.... it's strange to see the 'Uh oh Jungo' boy without the hoover accompaniment! Drooper was my favourite..... LTS |
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22 Jun 05 - 05:19 AM (#1506690) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Kaleea Yes, we have no bananas . . . You folks may or may not remember when we had a monkey's uncle in the oval office. Bonzo's uncle, to be precise. ". . .all the monkeys aren't in the zoo every day you meet quite a few . . ." |
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22 Jun 05 - 06:57 AM (#1506753) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: LilyFestre *Singing* Bananas in Pajamas are coming down the stairs, Bananas in Pajamas are coming down in pairs, Bananas in Pajamas are chasing teddy bears, 'Cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares Bananas in Pajamas Michelle |
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22 Jun 05 - 07:13 AM (#1506770) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: jacqui.c Guest Crazy Eddie - you beat me to it! I agree with you guys - Chaongo is an essential part of the Mudcat legend. No way he can quit, even if part of his 'hell freezes over' does come true. (He could substitute that one for 'the day that Shatner learns to act' - that would be a lot less likely). |
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22 Jun 05 - 08:04 AM (#1506808) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Little Hawk Hey! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! OOO! OOO! OOO! Isn't the Internet great? I used to watch the Banana Spits Show too, and Drooper was definitely my favorite. I loved the way he had to carry his lifeless tail around in one hand. Remember Cannibal Island? Pretty bizarre. |
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22 Jun 05 - 08:48 AM (#1506839) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,David Hannam Chongo, just erm...calm down. Life ain't THAT bad. |
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22 Jun 05 - 08:53 AM (#1506847) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,G-Spot Little Hawk, the un-named guest with the "churlish" (MOAB inside joke)attitude sound very much like me in my churlishness, but it wasn't me. BTW, Look at Little Hawk!! Look at Little Hawk!! GS |
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22 Jun 05 - 09:20 AM (#1506875) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: freda underhill Hey, this thread made me laugh - better than THAT OTHER thread! thanks, LH. |
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22 Jun 05 - 09:34 AM (#1506889) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Rapparee Chong, baby! They made "Napoleon Dynamite" out here! Chong, baby, we could make a mint, a mint I tell ya! I kin see it now! "Chongo Nitro!" With a local bus in the show! Yeah, waddayasay, sweetheart? Wanna make a bundle and be a star? |
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22 Jun 05 - 09:43 AM (#1506901) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST Yes! we have no bananas We have no bananas today. We have Long Island potatoes And nice juicy tomatoes. But YES! We have no bananas We have no bananas today. |
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22 Jun 05 - 10:02 AM (#1506916) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Little Hawk Yeah, G-Spot. ;-) A day with no banana is like a day without sunshine. |
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22 Jun 05 - 11:13 AM (#1506978) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Peace Fuck the bananas. I bought 'em for years and then stopped. Ya skin 'em and throw away the bone, what's left to eat? Waste of money. |
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22 Jun 05 - 11:15 AM (#1506980) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Amos Chongo, baybee: I yam comin' to town on Monday. Let's get together after my meetin' an' smoke some of dem banana skins. Ya know? Been too long. I yam tinkin' we should get you warmed up to run for President in '06. One chimp might be better than another, if ya know woddimean. A |
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22 Jun 05 - 11:45 AM (#1507022) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Donuel Look at GUEST Look at Guest. Where Right there There is no there there. Are you attacking GUEST? Well he started it. Get yourself to Gitmo and don't pass Go. |
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22 Jun 05 - 11:54 AM (#1507033) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Bunnahabhain Well, the President has to be at least 30, and an American by birth. Chimps certainly have born in the US, and can easliy live to 30, so I don't see the problem. Plus, then you would have a politician that you really could bribe for peanuts. It's got so expensive to get the standard ones to see my point of view recently |
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22 Jun 05 - 01:55 PM (#1507129) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Donuel Picture of Bush on his knees begging... in progress ... http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/bushburstold.jpg |
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22 Jun 05 - 01:58 PM (#1507134) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Nice picture, Donuel! Now, where's that overripe durian I was saving for a special occasion.... Amos, mah man, you are ON. I'll be there in trenchcoat and fedora, with a smokin' gun, baby. - Chongo |
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22 Jun 05 - 03:19 PM (#1507195) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: LilyFestre Could it be????? Talk about your plastic surgery........... Michelle |
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22 Jun 05 - 04:28 PM (#1507251) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Bee-dubya-ell Shut up and CLICK!!! |
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22 Jun 05 - 05:10 PM (#1507301) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Leadfingers One Skin , Two Skin ,Three Skin , Banana Skin ! |
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22 Jun 05 - 05:53 PM (#1507346) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Peace I ain't quittin' but I won't be around for a while. Y'all take care. |
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22 Jun 05 - 07:04 PM (#1507440) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: jacqui.c Hurry back Brucie - you'll be missed. |
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22 Jun 05 - 07:42 PM (#1507467) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: number 6 You know .... I've been thinking about quitin' ... takin' an extended vacation (so to speak).... spendin' more time on my music .... it is a lot more theraputic .... maybe gettin out some of those old Beatles albums, dusting them off and listening to them ... gettin' back to Miles, Bert, Lenny and The Monk .... did ya know a day without listening to Thelonius Monk is like a day without sunshine ... getting that 'ol reel to reel going, make some recordings of us (mike,and Jonny) .. sounds good ... for real, I just might quit and do that. sIx |
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22 Jun 05 - 07:48 PM (#1507478) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: rumanci nah! don't quit sIx - do the dusting, enjoy, and share them with us rum |
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22 Jun 05 - 08:48 PM (#1507554) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: The Fooles Troupe One Bannana, Two Bannana, Three Bannana, Four.... |
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22 Jun 05 - 10:26 PM (#1507628) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: frogprince Joe Offer, for cryin' out loud, get that hairy, flea bitten, sub- human out of here! |
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23 Jun 05 - 12:08 AM (#1507688) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Little Hawk Oh, man...I am glad I didn't say that. |
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09 Aug 05 - 05:17 PM (#1538783) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,Chong Chimp See? I told ya I wasn't quittin'. Y' hear that, frogprince? Have a Mint Julip on me, chump. I'm here ta stay. - Chongo |
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09 Aug 05 - 05:30 PM (#1538795) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Cluin Look at me! Look at me! No, not you! I was talking to that cute girl over there. |
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09 Aug 05 - 05:42 PM (#1538803) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp It didn't work. She ain't lookin'. You shoulda got a better haircut or worn a spiffy suit or somethin'. - Chongo |
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10 Aug 05 - 12:23 AM (#1539097) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Cluin No, it's because she's dead! How? There's your next unsolved crime. |
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10 Aug 05 - 06:47 AM (#1539231) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: fat B****rd I occasionally look at the threads on Mudcat and think "I'll not bother for a while 'cos I'm not really interested in any of this stuff" Then one comes along and the old fingers start hammering the keys....I find smoking has me in a similar sort of way. |
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15 Aug 05 - 01:08 AM (#1541925) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: GUEST |
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15 Aug 05 - 11:07 AM (#1542241) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: SINSULL Just saw a news report on a banana blight that is destroying crops worldwide. Now they'll be black and overripe when you buy them. Sorry Chongo. |
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15 Aug 05 - 01:47 PM (#1542352) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Cluin Resulting in the price of a banana split shooting up faster than the price of gass overnight. But at least this one's justified. |
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15 Aug 05 - 06:06 PM (#1542537) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Little Hawk Wow. Bad news, SINSULL! Chongo is very morose about it. He's out buying extra bananas and banana liquer even as I speak... |
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16 Aug 05 - 03:59 AM (#1542897) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Gurney I've heard Chongo is actually a Bonobo chimp, which makes me wonder what exactly it is that he's not quitting. |
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16 Aug 05 - 10:52 AM (#1543099) Subject: RE: BS: For Real: I ain't quittin'... From: Little Hawk If you're referring to sex...he definitely likes it. (with either female chimps or...female humans, the forbidden fruit!!!) He fantasizes a lot about the latter. He fell hard for this dame named Laura, back in the 40's, and he never really got over it. She was a real looker. |
