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25 Jun 05 - 11:52 PM (#1509959) Subject: BS: Four reel-life squid From: JennyO fish books |
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26 Jun 05 - 12:09 AM (#1509962) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: Azizi JennyO, do I detect a subtle similarity between this thread title and another one that shall remain nameless? If so, my compliments on your creativity. But as for fish stories-thanks, but no thanks... Best wishes, Azizi |
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26 Jun 05 - 01:08 AM (#1509983) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: JennyO Azizi - guilty as charged :-) Something a bit fishy about this thread. Actually back in the Dark Ages when I was married, we did go out in a little boat and do a fair bit of fishing off the reef, and a few interesting stories did come out of that. But I have to go out now, so I'll "catch" up later. Here's a little fish song to go on with: The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder) - Pinkard and Bowden I was the cook, ----she was the waitress Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad some little shrimp... lured her away Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his Carp Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart. I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna If you want to Trout something new" She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise Oh my Cod, I love her, yes I do Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his Carp Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart. Boy, I sword fish she'd come back to me! I'd show her a whale of a time You know, I've kelped her picture in my walleye just for the halibut I wonder if she kelpt mine in her perch? Yes I said perch. Some of you are looking at me like you are losing your herring I think I'm getting a haddock! Well, I bass quit sea horsing around or you folks will go into a state of shark!' If I get out of here alive — it'll be a mackerel. "Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam" Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his Carp Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart. |
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26 Jun 05 - 03:56 AM (#1510040) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: Liz the Squeak If you listen really carefully, you can hear the groan where you are! LTS |
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26 Jun 05 - 05:28 AM (#1510066) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: JennyO Eh? Eh? Speak up. I've got this fish in my ear. |
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26 Jun 05 - 05:31 AM (#1510069) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: Azizi Something's really fishy here. LOL! |
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26 Jun 05 - 05:46 AM (#1510073) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: JennyO Aah, now that I've taken the Babel Fish out of my ear, I do believe I can hear some groaning coming from the North - maybe a little high pitched laughing mayhaps? And do I hear the flush of a distant toilet? |
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26 Jun 05 - 09:00 AM (#1510174) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: GUEST,hot flush only distantly......... |
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26 Jun 05 - 09:09 AM (#1510180) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: freda underhill time to resuscitate the crooning crustation...........The Tale of Barbie Ellen |
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26 Jun 05 - 11:32 AM (#1510290) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: Charley Noble Not to mention Lobster Barbie: The Tale of Lobster Barbie The books by the way are all worth a read. I've also run across some erotic digital images of pearl divers and cuttlefish from a contemporary Japanese artist if anyone has a purient interest. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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26 Jun 05 - 11:37 AM (#1510294) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: JennyO By all means Charlie, bring them on - I'm waiting with ba(i)ted breath! |
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26 Jun 05 - 08:26 PM (#1510611) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: Charley Noble Jenny- A JPG is on its way by regular e-mail. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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26 Jun 05 - 08:32 PM (#1510615) Subject: RE: BS: Four reel-life squid From: frogprince Ole and Lena had been married a couple of years, and wanted children, but nothing was happening. Finally Lena went in for a medical checkup. After examining her, the doctor said, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have a clinical deficiency, and if you ever have a baby it will be a miracle. Ole came home that evening to find Lena crying her eyes out, and gently asked why. "Oh, Ole", she replied, "The doctor says I have a fish in me, and if I ever have a baby it will be a mackerel." |