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BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...

28 Jun 05 - 04:19 PM (#1511896)
Subject: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: *daylia*

Are you ... or is he ... or even SHE (who'da thunk it?!) ... a "socialized psychopath"?

Take the test here and find out.

Using myself as subject, I answered all the questions as openly and honestly as possible, and here's what it told me:

The test results don't suggest strong psychopathic tendencies.

This does not mean the person isn't a potential mass-murderer. They may be mad, they may resort to violence. A close professional or emotional relationship with even the most normal of people may prove to be a damaging, or at least boring, experience.

The test score was: 3


Egads.    :-O   Hope y'all do better than that! Better turn this thing off now and go finish beating my guitar upside the head.

daylia


28 Jun 05 - 04:34 PM (#1511911)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Rapparee

Hah! I got a 5! Top score so far! Yay me!


28 Jun 05 - 04:40 PM (#1511917)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Ebbie

"The test results don't suggest strong psychopathic tendencies.

"This does not mean the person isn't a potential mass-murderer. They may be mad, they may resort to violence. A close professional or emotional relationship with even the most normal of people may prove to be a damaging, or at least boring, experience.


"The test score was: 13"

Yikes. Yikey. Ugh. How does one get a low score? Mind you, it does say to take the test as you think a normal person would take it.


28 Jun 05 - 04:42 PM (#1511918)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: frogprince

Well, according to the summary on test results there, way more than 4% of us is phsycleopaths. My general impression would be, this joke is kinda lame.


28 Jun 05 - 04:47 PM (#1511926)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Clinton Hammond

Wow... I got 12... I'm dissapointed...


28 Jun 05 - 04:59 PM (#1511934)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Mooh

3, for what it's worth. Mooh.


28 Jun 05 - 05:16 PM (#1511941)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: sixtieschick

Behind the "8" ball. Safe as milk.


28 Jun 05 - 05:44 PM (#1511968)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: *Laura*

I got 7.
On another thing like this based on career - it said people who have jobs in control of things have more psychopathic tendancies - I want to be a theatre director!!! What does that make me!?!?

xLx


28 Jun 05 - 09:00 PM (#1512108)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: mack/misophist

6. But what is the scale like?


28 Jun 05 - 09:21 PM (#1512117)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: sixtieschick

Actually, as a self-test this is pretty lame, because if you account for ambiguities in your personality you gain (or lose) points. Also, a real psychopath would be convinced that he or she is a peerless person and probably lie anyway.

M.


28 Jun 05 - 09:41 PM (#1512128)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: mack/misophist

The same site has a Machiavelli test. I'm proud to say I scored 91% against an average of 59.7271562766866%.


28 Jun 05 - 09:49 PM (#1512138)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Ebbie

43% here. Do I know what I'm doing? No.


28 Jun 05 - 10:03 PM (#1512146)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: sixtieschick

39% -- definitely a woosie at manipulation and ruthlessness--and proud of it.


28 Jun 05 - 10:07 PM (#1512147)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: sixtieschick

Yikes--that was not a slur on you, mack/misophist. It was aimed at Machiavelli, who is long dead (heck, I stood before his tomb once) and therefore cannot reach out with his tortured fingers in my direction. Anyway, he is presumably now a Buddhist monk practising ahimsa and humility somewhere in the jungles of Cambodia or Chicago.

M.


29 Jun 05 - 12:27 AM (#1512195)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: JennyO

Only got a 5 for the psychopathic test, but some of the people around me scored high :-)

As for the Machiavelli test, I got 50% - right down the middle - pretty much what I would have expected. I felt very ambivalent about a lot of those questions. In an ideal world, a low score would be great - but we live in the real world, and we have to find a balance between walking all over people and being walked all over. In the end, we mostly do what is necessary to survive, whilst causing as little hurt as possible - "Do what ye will, but harm none" works for me.

Jenny


29 Jun 05 - 02:15 AM (#1512211)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Little Robyn

I got 2 on the psychopath test. Then I did it for my daughter -
28!!!!!!
Help!!!
(But she went flatting last week so someone else can deal with it now!)
Robyn


29 Jun 05 - 02:19 AM (#1512213)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Dave Hanson

11 but what does it mean, where on the scale is 11, 11 out of what ?

eric


29 Jun 05 - 02:19 AM (#1512214)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

Apparently, on both scales, I am the middle-ground standard against which all others are evaluated. Too normal, to be normal.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


29 Jun 05 - 03:09 AM (#1512230)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Wolfgang

It's a joke. The scale goes from 0 to 36. Answer 'not at all' to an item gets you zero points for that, answer 'partially' gets you one point, answer on the right hand side gets you two points.

Wolfgang


29 Jun 05 - 03:15 AM (#1512236)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Noreen

I went through the test answering 'fully' to all questions, which gave a test score of 36.

The test results suggest
strong psychopathic tendencies.

This does not mean the person is a potential mass-murderer: socialised psychopaths are not mad, nor do they have to resort to violence. Even so, a close professional or emotional relationship with a socialised psychopath is likely to prove a damaging experience.


29 Jun 05 - 03:50 AM (#1512250)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: JohnInKansas

The result seems to be identical for all trials, with the exception that a bold-faced "do not" is inserted if the score is below a certain level.

Best guess: some psychopath had an argument with a spouse, and is collecting info to argue "there are lots of people worse than me."

Option based on the "depth of questions:" some high school kid is collecting survey results for a science fair project.

It ain't the MMPI, and even it requires a lot more "reading" than is evident here.

John


29 Jun 05 - 04:40 AM (#1512270)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Liz the Squeak

The thing is.. 'fully' is not the answer to all the questions if you want to be a pyschopath.

My former manager scored a 27... explains a lot about why he was removed from his post, is under strict reveiw and I was a basket case for 2 years.

LTS


29 Jun 05 - 06:30 AM (#1512302)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: sian, west wales

7 and 50%

siân


29 Jun 05 - 08:26 AM (#1512377)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Blissfully Ignorant

13 on the psychopath test...


29 Jun 05 - 07:23 PM (#1512847)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Helen

Well, based on my knowledge of an extreme bullying ex-boss, and given that I don't know whether he is sexually promiscuous and what his feelings were as a teenager, he scored 28, i.e. I answered "fully" for almost every question. Doesn't surprise me in the slightest because I had already evaluated him according to Tim Field's checklist of the behaviour of The serial bully and also his info on personality disorders.

Helen
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29 Jun 05 - 07:30 PM (#1512851)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: Helen

Liz-t-S,

You're lucky in that your former boss's behaviour was recognised and something was done about it. Last time I looked him up my boss-from-hell was promoted to the "Organisational Change Manager" of our very large regional local council so not under review or removed from his post but rewarded for his behaviour.

Thankfully my basket-case status has progressed to "still feeling the effects on my health and emotional/psychological wellbeing but able to move forward in my life".

Helen


30 Jun 05 - 06:31 AM (#1513140)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: GUEST,William Shatner

Who needs tests? I gauge my own mental condition primarily on the responses I receive from those around me. In the case of that receptionist last week, I'm doing pretty well...

In the case of certain vocal entertainment critics, not so well. But they're all borderline psychotics, of course.

- WS


30 Jun 05 - 06:40 AM (#1513146)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: GUEST,catsphiddle@work

I scored 5!


30 Jun 05 - 04:26 PM (#1513424)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: GUEST,wildlone

5 for me
31 for my ex wife
62% on the mach test for me


30 Jun 05 - 05:39 PM (#1513452)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: GUEST

the test reads like a list from a t.v. psychic,can say anything about anyone so that it fits


30 Jun 05 - 05:40 PM (#1513454)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: GUEST

sorry was me above,not used to backdoor entrances,jpk


30 Jun 05 - 06:19 PM (#1513461)
Subject: RE: BS: Psychopathic or Not? Find out here...
From: GUEST,leeneia

I couldn't do the test because if I had ever met anybody who had even a few of the characteristics mentioned, I would have fled.

I feel sorry for anyone who has a psychopathic person in their world.