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BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!

22 Jul 05 - 06:49 PM (#1525772)
Subject: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll


22 Jul 05 - 06:50 PM (#1525775)
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From: GUEST,615

All I can say is "No comment"


22 Jul 05 - 06:58 PM (#1525780)
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From: Amos

This must be sort of witty, or at least half...


A


22 Jul 05 - 07:05 PM (#1525785)
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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Me too, eh? Flip me sideways and shave my dingleberries with a rusty blade, but I ain't talkin'!

- BDiBR


22 Jul 05 - 07:17 PM (#1525796)
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From: Georgiansilver

Do you insinuate that we should tolerate such diabolical insolence from such a microscopic piece of animosity....your presumptions are ridiculously incorrect so I will make no comment either.


22 Jul 05 - 07:36 PM (#1525812)
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From: McGrath of Harlow

'nuff said.


22 Jul 05 - 07:45 PM (#1525820)
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From: Ebbie

Ms. Whatnoll, as I recall, was up in arms at not having been missed in her absence. She's paying us back by not saying anything- and see if we miss it.


22 Jul 05 - 08:27 PM (#1525849)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Skivee

I'm sorry, but the only thing I know about this mater is what I've read on the internet.
...And if I did have any specific information, I'm afraid thatit would not be appropriate to confirm or deny it.


22 Jul 05 - 08:49 PM (#1525871)
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From: Donuel

I'm waiting for the commission's final findings before I comment.


22 Jul 05 - 08:55 PM (#1525876)
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From: Little Hawk

That's wise. I think that to express any opinion on this matter at this point would be premature and undimplomatic in the extreme.








Where's Clinton Hammond???


22 Jul 05 - 09:07 PM (#1525886)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Ebbie

I used to be 'dimplomatic', LH, but they are long gone.


22 Jul 05 - 09:31 PM (#1525898)
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From: Don Firth

Well, after all of this, what can I say?

Don Firth


22 Jul 05 - 09:59 PM (#1525910)
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From: ranger1

I plead the Fifth...


22 Jul 05 - 11:01 PM (#1525943)
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From: Janie

Eh?

J


22 Jul 05 - 11:14 PM (#1525948)
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From: Chip2447

Senator, on the advice of my attorney, to the best of my recollection I can neither confirm nor deny invoking my fifth ammendment rights.

Chip2447


23 Jul 05 - 02:26 AM (#1526005)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: John MacKenzie

I'm waiting for the film to come out.
Giok


23 Jul 05 - 05:05 AM (#1526063)
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From: gnu

I can assure you that our actions were certainly not intentional, and that we are not ruling out any course of actions we may, or may not, take in the future. I'd also like to point out that we cannot discuss these actions for operational reasons, so, if there are no questions, good evening.


23 Jul 05 - 05:27 AM (#1526070)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Georgiansilver

There would be a question if I had some prior opinion on what the answer might be but as there is no possible answer then a question is out of the question. That's the answer. Any question would be questionable and unanswerable as any answer could be questioned with a further unanswerable question.


23 Jul 05 - 05:31 AM (#1526074)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: gnomad

I'd be happy to give you a quote...











but I have nowt to say, sorry.


23 Jul 05 - 05:53 AM (#1526087)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: John MacKenzie

Any resemblence to real or actual comments are purely unintentional, and we hereby state that no animals were harmed in the making of this comment.

By Order

HMCO

G.


23 Jul 05 - 07:52 AM (#1526150)
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From: GUEST,Tig Montague

"Erm........I believe you heard him whisper me just now about the loan of a five shilling piece?"


23 Jul 05 - 07:54 AM (#1526152)
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From: GUEST,Chevy Slyme

" To be paid promptly back a week Tuesday, there is the best of it!"


23 Jul 05 - 09:13 AM (#1526191)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: GUEST

No comment


23 Jul 05 - 09:22 AM (#1526194)
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From: GUEST,Tony pear

Er........... what was the question again?


23 Jul 05 - 01:05 PM (#1526301)
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From: GUEST,borden drown

Help ma boab !!! I cannae remember the noo.


23 Jul 05 - 01:08 PM (#1526304)
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From: GUEST

Jings !!!!


23 Jul 05 - 01:14 PM (#1526311)
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From: freda underhill

You look at it, but it is not to be seen;
Its name is Formless.
You listen to it, but it is not to be heard;
Its name is Soundless.
You grasp it, but it is not to be held;
Its name is Bodiless.
These three elude all scrutiny,
And hence they blend and become one.
Its upper side is not bright;
Its under side is not dimmed.
Continuous, unceasing, and unnameable,
It reverts to nothingness.
It is called formless form, thingless image;
It is called the elusive, the evasive.
Confronting it, you do not see its face;
Following it, you do not see its back.
Yet by holding fast to this Way of old,
You can harness the events of the present,
You can know the beginnings of the past--
Here is the essence of the Way.


23 Jul 05 - 01:25 PM (#1526317)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: John MacKenzie

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls.
G..


23 Jul 05 - 02:16 PM (#1526369)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Bunnahabhain

I have no knowledge of these allergations at present. Once my staff and I have destroyed every memo, email etc relating to the thing that has not happened, and no-one knows about, I will be making a further denial of everything.


23 Jul 05 - 02:25 PM (#1526382)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: John MacKenzie

Mudcatgate? I don't know nuttin' about no steenkin' Mudcatgate!!
G..


23 Jul 05 - 05:39 PM (#1526518)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: jpk

seems yiu already commented on this by saying you refuse to comment,which you didnot refuse to do by doing so,but no comment on this what,what is this,what were not commenting on.we might like to know what we are not talking about,other wise we might talk about it without knowing this,or is this the this we are not talking about.
never mind i ain't talking about this no more.


23 Jul 05 - 05:53 PM (#1526524)
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From: Georgiansilver

A comment worth commenting on! Any further comment on my comment about this comment could not be worthy of comment...obviously.


23 Jul 05 - 05:55 PM (#1526525)
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From: Peace

The price of beer is going up.


23 Jul 05 - 05:55 PM (#1526526)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: John MacKenzie

Comment ca va?
G


23 Jul 05 - 05:57 PM (#1526527)
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From: Peace

LOL


23 Jul 05 - 05:59 PM (#1526529)
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From: Peace

Ca va bien, merci, Guillaume. Vous?


23 Jul 05 - 07:17 PM (#1526589)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

Tupperware within Tupperware within Tupperware! All else is illusion!


23 Jul 05 - 07:30 PM (#1526605)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Don Firth

In response to GUEST's post on 23 July 05 - 9:13 AM, I thought if you liked that, you'd really appreciate this photo of a woman with huge jugs.

Always glad to be of service.

Don Firth


23 Jul 05 - 07:52 PM (#1526624)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Little Hawk

Thank you for that, Don. I am forever in your debt. Now, can you find some good pictures of Winona Ryder for me?


23 Jul 05 - 08:03 PM (#1526633)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Don Firth

Okey-dokey, Little Hawk. Here ya be. . . .

Don Firth


23 Jul 05 - 08:07 PM (#1526637)
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From: Little Hawk

That's not funny, Don. I have going to have Chongo and the "boys" straighten you out, Chicago style. Better hide the bananas. Winona has taken enough already.


23 Jul 05 - 10:03 PM (#1526709)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Don Firth

Well, gee whiz, Little Hawk. No need to go ape over this. . . .

(I wus only monkeying around.)

Don Firth


23 Jul 05 - 10:05 PM (#1526711)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Don Firth

But on the other hand, if Chongo and friends are going to straighten my out, I guess I can cancel my appointment with my chiropractor.

Don Firth


24 Jul 05 - 12:44 AM (#1526774)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Little Hawk

There you go.

There is almost no situation that cannot be ameliorated by adding one fresh chimp to the mix...


24 Jul 05 - 12:52 AM (#1526779)
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From: Peace

Ameliorated Airheart?


24 Jul 05 - 05:27 AM (#1526814)
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From: John MacKenzie

Carpe cavy [Seize the guinea pig]
G..


24 Jul 05 - 10:46 AM (#1527000)
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From: Little Hawk

Precisely what every guinea pig fears.


24 Jul 05 - 08:52 PM (#1527400)
Subject: RE: BS: I refuse to comment on this!!!
From: Skivee

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
If you would please settle down , we can get started.
As you may recall, I made statements last week denying any knowledge of this matter.
These statements were made with all due candor, and consideration of my legal responsibilty to those individuals involved.
Earlier this morning I recieved a signed and notorized letter releasing me from the constraints I was previously under.
On a personal note,may I just say that I regret the subterfuge. Most of you have know me for several years. I hope you appreciate that this matter has been distasteful to me and has caused me no small amount of embarrassment.
If you turn your attention to the image projected on the video screen, you will observe a large underground temple structure of antique design. Please note the three figures in ritual robes and various grotesque animal masks. The mask of the goat is on the shoulders of a figure of unusual proportions...
Now, as you see, the person removes the mask and is revealed to b...................................HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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24 Jul 05 - 08:57 PM (#1527401)
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From: Peace

MY GAWD. It's George W Bush.


24 Jul 05 - 09:44 PM (#1527433)
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From: Rustic Rebel

I swear, I never saw an ape riding through here on a guinea pig...


24 Jul 05 - 10:19 PM (#1527465)
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From: Peace

The simple joys of life.


25 Jul 05 - 05:40 AM (#1527648)
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From: Georgiansilver

Leap frog was always good but "leap sheep"?


25 Jul 05 - 10:19 AM (#1527824)
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From: John MacKenzie

Common game amongst shepherds, especially along the lonelier reaches of the north west coast of Scotland, wellingtons are optional.
G


25 Jul 05 - 05:57 PM (#1528163)
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From: Georgiansilver

You mean the land where sheep-shearing loses its 'e'?


25 Jul 05 - 06:17 PM (#1528182)
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From: John MacKenzie

As Mick McJagger once famously [almost] said.
Hey McLeod get offa my ewe!
G.


26 Jul 05 - 01:13 AM (#1528435)
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From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

Enough of this, please.

What about that?


26 Jul 05 - 04:15 AM (#1528490)
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From: John MacKenzie

What about 'The Other' ??
G.


26 Jul 05 - 04:39 AM (#1528502)
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From: freda underhill

no comment.


26 Jul 05 - 04:48 AM (#1528507)
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From: alanabit

This thread is not worth posting to.


26 Jul 05 - 05:05 AM (#1528515)
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From: fat B****rd

Good God ! If you have to ask the question you'll never understand the answer !!!!!!!!!!!!


26 Jul 05 - 12:18 PM (#1528799)
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From: Bunnahabhain

Question? There's a question?! ( Other than what is seven times nine? of course...)


26 Jul 05 - 11:16 PM (#1528916)
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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Okay, like....stop, eh? I mean it! Flippin' stop NOW!

- Shane


27 Jul 05 - 01:24 AM (#1528965)
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From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

Why?


27 Jul 05 - 06:31 AM (#1529054)
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From: fat B****rd

Big horse.


27 Jul 05 - 03:35 PM (#1529543)
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From: Tam the man

so do I


27 Jul 05 - 06:46 PM (#1529710)
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From: Peace

Seven times nine is almost 1,000,000,000.


28 Jul 05 - 05:19 PM (#1530550)
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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Bind River

A moose on the loose is less trouble than a goose.

- BDiBR


28 Jul 05 - 11:00 PM (#1530870)
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From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

They'll hifty cancel the dug race
I think they'll hae tae chuck it
Cos wan o the dugs
While bein waashed doon
Has went an kicked the bucket