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BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......

05 Aug 05 - 04:09 PM (#1535909)
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From: Little Hawk

Okay...

Here we go....

This is to be the slowest thread ever.

To be slow, it must receive very, very, very few posts. Preferably only one a day.

But it must continue, day after day, week after week, month after month, year after year.

Please post to this thread very sporadically and very occasionally, just enough to keep it from vanishing completely.

Try to say boring things that interest no one.

That should do it. Let's see if we can master this latest concept and make it fly...like...a...lead.........balloon.

Do it for Bill (Shatner). Go. But go slowly.


05 Aug 05 - 04:18 PM (#1535919)
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From: number 6

I'm ...

not ...

... going to do

this ...

... for

Bill Shatner


05 Aug 05 - 05:15 PM (#1535958)
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From: Ebbie

goingslowlymakesmenervousIoncewatchedamansweepinghissidewalkwithanuprightbroomhemovedthebroomaboutthreeinchesaatimeIhadtoleaveafterafewminutesoftalkingitmademesonervousDoyouhaveanyideahowdifficultitistotypethisway?


05 Aug 05 - 07:11 PM (#1536023)
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From: Liz the Squeak

I like it slow.............

LTS


05 Aug 05 - 07:31 PM (#1536035)
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From: Sttaw Legend

harriWattsband


05 Aug 05 - 07:32 PM (#1536036)
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From: Sttaw Legend

101


05 Aug 05 - 09:21 PM (#1536088)
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From: GUEST,Cluin

Want to hear what I think?


05 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM (#1536111)
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From: wysiwyg

B


06 Aug 05 - 01:14 AM (#1536197)
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From: John O'L

Hmmm


06 Aug 05 - 09:16 AM (#1536327)
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From: JennyO

er....


06 Aug 05 - 11:58 AM (#1536435)
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From: Bill D

THE DUMMY LINE

Across the prairie on a streak of rust
There's something moving in a cloud of dust
It crawls into the valley with a wheeze and whine
It's the two o'clock flyer on the Dummy Line

Riding on the Dummy, on the Dummy Line
Rain or shine, I'll pay my fine
Rain or shine I'll pay my fine
Riding on the Dummy, on the Dummy Line

I saw a snail go whizzing past
A guy said, my, this train is going fast
Said I, Old man, that may be true
But the question is, What's it fastened to?

I said to the brakeman, can't you speed up a bit?
Said he, You can walk, if you don't like it
Said I, Old man, I'd take your dare
But the folks don't expect me till the train gets there


06 Aug 05 - 02:03 PM (#1536492)
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From: wysiwyg

I


06 Aug 05 - 08:26 PM (#1536630)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

I've tried several times to post to this thread, but every time I do I get very sleepy. Think I'll go take a nap now.


06 Aug 05 - 08:52 PM (#1536643)
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From: Liz the Squeak

So you want it sssssllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LTSzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


06 Aug 05 - 09:15 PM (#1536654)
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From: wysiwyg

L


06 Aug 05 - 09:27 PM (#1536658)
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From: JennyO

"o_@_


06 Aug 05 - 09:32 PM (#1536661)
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From: John O'L

Uuuummmm...

Should I post?

Dunno

Yeah, I s'pose so

Just this once

I s'pose


07 Aug 05 - 01:33 AM (#1536710)
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From: Dave Hanson

G'day ladies and bruces.

eric


07 Aug 05 - 04:31 AM (#1536750)
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From: JennyO

"o_@_

"o_@_

"o_@_

"o_@_

"o_@_


07 Aug 05 - 05:18 AM (#1536767)
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From: Dave Hanson

Zs would have been better Jenny, but good anyway.


eri................ZZzzzz


07 Aug 05 - 06:00 AM (#1536780)
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From: *Laura*

why do some of those snaily things go slower than others? oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.


07 Aug 05 - 07:07 AM (#1536819)
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From: freda underhill

..they're going by snail mail, Laura..


07 Aug 05 - 07:43 AM (#1536843)
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From: gnu

Those are the snail males... males are always slower than females.


07 Aug 05 - 08:28 AM (#1536863)
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From: John O'L

Did you see that? The snails were all in perfect alignment. That would happen once in how many million years?

Bet no-one even believes me.


07 Aug 05 - 08:32 AM (#1536867)
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From: gnu

I just saw it too. Like, wow, man, neat eh? Okay... you got a stop watch?

Oops, this will be over the postal limit. I know. I just won't post tomorrow.

Okay... ready?


07 Aug 05 - 09:17 AM (#1536884)
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From: wysiwyg

L


07 Aug 05 - 01:26 PM (#1536969)
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From: Little Hawk

Well...

I think this...thread...is actually going a bit...faster...than expected.

Eh? Whaddya think?


07 Aug 05 - 01:32 PM (#1536973)
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From: GUEST

If I'd driven slower I would not have received a speeding fine.


07 Aug 05 - 05:03 PM (#1537059)
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From: Rustic Rebel

Broom closets.

I keep a broom in my broom closet. I also have a dustpan in my broom closet. If I didn't have a broom closet I would have to keep my broom in a corner somewhere. I'm very lucky to have a broom closet don't you think? I really like my broom closet. It stays fairly cool and dark. I respect the builder of my home when he built a broom closet. He was a thoughtful person. My broom closet is small but not smaller than my broom and it also fits a dustpan.......


07 Aug 05 - 05:33 PM (#1537075)
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From: lady penelope

Been watching the cat sleeping. It was gooood.

TTFN Lady P.


07 Aug 05 - 05:38 PM (#1537079)
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From: GUEST,Twilly

Are we there yet?


07 Aug 05 - 07:04 PM (#1537131)
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From: John O'L

No we're NOT.

We'll be there when we're there.

Will you kids just stop asking that damn question.

I spy with my little eye somthing beginning with K


08 Aug 05 - 04:03 AM (#1537338)
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From: polaitaly

Kiocciole ?
( snails )


08 Aug 05 - 04:31 AM (#1537346)
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From: John O'L

Nup


08 Aug 05 - 05:31 AM (#1537367)
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From: polaitaly

Kapperi? Karrozze? Kiese? Kiappe???


08 Aug 05 - 05:32 AM (#1537368)
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From: polaitaly

Oh... I'm going too fast...sorry.
See you tomorrow.


08 Aug 05 - 05:41 AM (#1537374)
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From: John O'L

Nup, nup, nup and nope. For goodness sake, I'm sitting at a komputer. No it's not komputer.

Yes, we're rattling along at a cracking pace aren't we.
Settle people, settle.


08 Aug 05 - 11:15 AM (#1537633)
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From: Bunnahabhain

Don't ask me how it's done, but the snails are moving at sensible speeds. Using the bottom one as a reference, the others are moving at 2x,3x,4x and 5x faster than it.

The lowest common multiple of these is 60, so once every 60 crossings of the lowest snail, all the snails will be in a perfect staight line.

I tink it it's a variant on marquee, but don't quote me...

Bunnahabhain.

PS, this post will not exist until tomorrow.


08 Aug 05 - 12:06 PM (#1537643)
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From: jacqui.c

Our broom closet is full of coats......


08 Aug 05 - 12:16 PM (#1537648)
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From: Little Hawk

There's nothing like stealing a quick kiss in the broom closet...


08 Aug 05 - 03:51 PM (#1537853)
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From: Little Hawk

Between phone calls...


08 Aug 05 - 07:20 PM (#1538015)
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From: wysiwyg

S


08 Aug 05 - 07:27 PM (#1538022)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

Okay, here's how JennyO made the snails move at different speeds. Instead of just using the [marquee]* HTML tag she used [marquee scrollamount="5"] as the fastest, [marquee scrollamount="4"] next slowest, etc.

*(Change the square brackets to angle brackets, but you know that.)

Like this:

PFFFTTT!!!

PFFFTTT!!!

PFFFTTT!!!

PFFFTTT!!!

PFFFTTT!!!


08 Aug 05 - 11:52 PM (#1538148)
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From: Little Hawk

I get your drift, Susan. Funny! HE will be very pleased.


09 Aug 05 - 02:31 AM (#1538186)
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From: Dave Hanson

This is all getting very frantic..................s l o w    d    o    w    n.

eric


09 Aug 05 - 04:37 AM (#1538229)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Should have a former colleague, Pauline, on this.... as an archeologist colleague commented of her.... "I've seen tectonic plates move faster."

LTS


09 Aug 05 - 07:13 AM (#1538318)
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From: gnu

I get to post today... but I can't think of anything to say.


09 Aug 05 - 08:55 AM (#1538378)
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From: John O'L

You should have posted twice tomorrow


09 Aug 05 - 09:37 AM (#1538418)
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From: JennyO

Ha, I was about to explain how I made the snails move at different speeds, but I see BWL has beaten me to it.

Guess I was too...

S...L...O...W...


09 Aug 05 - 10:10 AM (#1538456)
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From: Little Hawk

Well, I guess once today will do it...


09 Aug 05 - 12:53 PM (#1538580)
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From: jacqui.c

Must find a broom closet............


09 Aug 05 - 02:11 PM (#1538644)
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From: Ebbie

Areyoustillhere?


09 Aug 05 - 02:16 PM (#1538652)
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From: wysiwyg

H


10 Aug 05 - 09:30 AM (#1539389)
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From: JennyO

~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~~^~~~~^~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~~~^~~~~^~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


10 Aug 05 - 09:35 AM (#1539397)
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From: Little Hawk

Who...

My god, JennyO, that is just excruciating...unless one uses it for meditation.


10 Aug 05 - 02:21 PM (#1539590)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Looks like MY last electrocardiogram!

LTS


10 Aug 05 - 03:07 PM (#1539634)
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From: wysiwyg

A


10 Aug 05 - 03:10 PM (#1539637)
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From: MMario

WYSIWYG - Could you slow down please? You're typing too fast for me to read!


10 Aug 05 - 11:14 PM (#1539820)
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From: John O'L

JennyO -

Waving or drowning?


11 Aug 05 - 02:20 AM (#1539904)
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From: Dave Hanson

OK I give in.

eric


11 Aug 05 - 11:33 AM (#1540002)
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From: wysiwyg

T


11 Aug 05 - 11:45 AM (#1540020)
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From: JennyO

My god, JennyO, that is just excruciating...

Yes it is rather, isn't it. No, I don't use it for meditation, not even for medication, which is what I thought you said when I first read your post, LH.

I thought it looked like someone's electrocardiogram too, preferably not mine. Liz, I hope you'll be feeling better soon :-I

Jenny


11 Aug 05 - 08:21 PM (#1540675)
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From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

If that was your E.C.G. Liz, it WOULD be your last one.

LOL Don T.


11 Aug 05 - 08:38 PM (#1540697)
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From: Ebbie

Y'allstillhere?


11 Aug 05 - 08:59 PM (#1540718)
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From: JennyO

Y........E..........S......


.........B.........A..........R............E..............L................Y.................................


12 Aug 05 - 02:26 AM (#1540986)
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From: Dave Hanson

Y          a          w          n


12 Aug 05 - 10:58 AM (#1541034)
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From: gnu

Hehehe... I get to post twice today!!!


12 Aug 05 - 11:05 AM (#1541042)
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From: freda underhill

a    n    d       i    g    e   t       t    o      .   .


12 Aug 05 - 11:20 AM (#1541052)
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From: Little Hawk

Ummm..........


13 Aug 05 - 07:28 AM (#1541642)
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From: JennyO

M U S T      B E       M Y       T U R N       A G A I N....


15 Aug 05 - 06:14 AM (#1542033)
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From: polaitaly

O


15 Aug 05 - 06:31 AM (#1542038)
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From: Dave Hanson

I                     g         o          t          u          p
t         h          i         s          m            o         n
o                b             gg                  e          r
it.

eric


15 Aug 05 - 10:25 AM (#1542200)
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From: Bill D

this thread is not 'slow' it is half-fast.


15 Aug 05 - 03:27 PM (#1542415)
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From: Cluin

My bologna has a first name; it's L-I-P-S

My bologna has a middle name; it's A-N-D

My bologna has a last name; it's A-S-S-H-O-L-E-S


15 Aug 05 - 05:59 PM (#1542530)
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From: frogprince

thebeatgoeson


15 Aug 05 - 07:58 PM (#1542642)
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From: Bunnahabhain

Well, it's certainly not getting anywhere, so it could be considered slow.
You have some catching up to do on that one though...


16 Aug 05 - 05:05 AM (#1542942)
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From: polaitaly

Bologna? What's wrong with Bologna? It's a great place, Bologna.


16 Aug 05 - 12:09 PM (#1543166)
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From: GUEST,Snail

I am typing this as slowly as I can...particularly for those of you who are not good at reading fast!


16 Aug 05 - 12:14 PM (#1543170)
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From: wysiwyg

N


16 Aug 05 - 12:56 PM (#1543224)
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From: frogprince

C'mon Susan: Gimme an "E"...Gimme an "R"


16 Aug 05 - 09:41 PM (#1543622)
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From: Little Hawk

The


best







thing















about




this





thread













is...


16 Aug 05 - 09:47 PM (#1543626)
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From: wysiwyg

(W)

~S~


17 Aug 05 - 08:19 PM (#1544445)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Sure doesn't take so long to load as MOAB, maybe it CAN'T be the slowest thread... for that very reason?

LTS


18 Aug 05 - 07:13 AM (#1544687)
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From: DMcG

At last - a day on which no-one else has posted.


18 Aug 05 - 05:48 PM (#1545171)
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From: frogprince

Swim clear.... she's goin' under...


18 Aug 05 - 05:55 PM (#1545174)
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From: wysiwyg

(H)

~S~


19 Aug 05 - 05:46 AM (#1545528)
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From: polaitaly

DO


19 Aug 05 - 11:52 AM (#1545722)
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From: wysiwyg

(A)

~S~


19 Aug 05 - 01:32 PM (#1545802)
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From: Ebbie

youstillhere?


19 Aug 05 - 02:32 PM (#1545849)
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From: polaitaly

RE


19 Aug 05 - 04:56 PM (#1545949)
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From: wysiwyg

(A)

~S~


19 Aug 05 - 07:11 PM (#1546059)
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From: John O'L

I've been checking this thread as a sort of daily constitutional, or maybe as punishment for my sins, I dunno, but God help me...
It's so boring.

By comparison 'This thread will fall off the board fast' is absolutely thrilling.

LH, this is certainly not your finest hour.


20 Aug 05 - 02:38 PM (#1546356)
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From: polaitaly

MI


20 Aug 05 - 03:26 PM (#1546367)
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From: wysiwyg

(A)

~S~


21 Aug 05 - 03:15 PM (#1546648)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Finest hour it may not be..... finest thread it may not be.....

A way of passing a few minutes on a Sunday afternoon, when one has had as many baths as one sensibly can, and one watches the hands of the clock tick relentlessly round to 4 o'clock and one enters the long, dark, teatime of the soul. Yes... definately that.

LTS


22 Aug 05 - 09:39 AM (#1547078)
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From: wysiwyg

(A)

~S~


22 Aug 05 - 09:52 AM (#1547087)
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From: GUEST,glowworm

light your little light

Make someone's morning bright


22 Aug 05 - 10:01 AM (#1547095)
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From: Little Hawk

My intention was to launch a thread that would be slow, boring, utterly tedious, and deviod of real meaning or purpose.

I have succeeded.

Thank you very much. The secret to success lies in aiming for a realistically reachable objective. ;-)


22 Aug 05 - 10:27 AM (#1547122)
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From: Paco Rabanne

99 is the new 100.


22 Aug 05 - 10:28 AM (#1547123)
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From: Paco Rabanne

100 is the new 99.


22 Aug 05 - 01:05 PM (#1547175)
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From: frogprince

The road goes on forever,    and the party never ends


22 Aug 05 - 01:29 PM (#1547199)
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From: Little Hawk

Only the partiers...


23 Aug 05 - 02:39 PM (#1547827)
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From: frogprince

can'tmarquee scrollamount="2">keepmarquee scrollamount="1">up


23 Aug 05 - 02:44 PM (#1547829)
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From: Cluin

WAKE UP!


23 Aug 05 - 02:52 PM (#1547835)
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From: frogprince

SLEEPY


23 Aug 05 - 03:11 PM (#1547842)
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From: frogprince

SOSLEEPY


12 Sep 05 - 05:02 PM (#1562121)
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From: GUEST

What?

Where are we?


12 Sep 05 - 05:17 PM (#1562140)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Are you my mummy?

LTS


12 Sep 05 - 05:20 PM (#1562143)
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From: GUEST,Sammy the snail

Pleeeeaase sloooow doooown beeeecaaaauuusssseee youuuu arreeeee goooiinnggg toooo faasst ffooorr meeeeeeeee.


12 Sep 05 - 06:48 PM (#1562220)
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From: Peace

O


12 Sep 05 - 07:15 PM (#1562252)
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From: frogprince

and she ra - am - bled, she ra - am - bled...


12 Sep 05 - 07:16 PM (#1562254)
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From: Peace

K


12 Sep 05 - 07:22 PM (#1562265)
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From: frogprince

she rambled 'til the navy cut her down...


13 Sep 05 - 12:28 AM (#1562467)
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From: JennyO

Ohhhhh ......... I .............. see ...............   we're ................ baaaaaaaaaaaaaack ..........................


13 Sep 05 - 05:01 PM (#1562983)
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From: Liz the Squeak

noooooooooo..........I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm froooooooooooooooooooooooonttttttttttttttt

LTS


13 Sep 05 - 06:17 PM (#1563030)
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From: Peace

Ducks got down; people don't got down.


13 Sep 05 - 06:33 PM (#1563044)
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From: Little Hawk

Yes, but...where do you get down?


13 Sep 05 - 10:53 PM (#1563206)
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From: JennyO

From a duck. Eider dat or eider something else.


13 Sep 05 - 11:13 PM (#1563221)
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From: frogprince

in the B.S. threads, way down below, watch this thread crawling, crawling so slow...


14 Sep 05 - 06:07 AM (#1563347)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Post 120... mmmmussstttt keeeeeeeeeeppppppppppp slowwwwwwwwwwwwwinggggggggg

LTS


14 Sep 05 - 07:55 AM (#1563416)
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From: polaitaly

"The long, dark teatime of the soul."
Oh, Liz, I relly love it....
I had only to wait those mere 27 days to tell you.


14 Sep 05 - 07:57 AM (#1563419)
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From: polaitaly

Liz, I see now that today is your birthday!
Well, I will tell to you " Buon Compleanno".....


14 Sep 05 - 07:58 AM (#1563421)
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From: polaitaly

......in December ( if the thread last that long )


15 Sep 05 - 04:37 AM (#1564079)
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From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

Too














many















posts














DT


15 Sep 05 - 06:47 AM (#1564126)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: JennyO

Ya think










we could











slow it down
















a little more?


15 Sep 05 - 01:45 PM (#1564404)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince

I've been working on a really exciting rock-garden project; maybe I'll stop by here and tell you all about it...


15 Sep 05 - 04:13 PM (#1564529)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Liz the Squeak

Polaitaly - Grazie.

It's a quote from 'Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy' by Douglas Adams (the books rather than the film, TV or radio).

LTS


15 Sep 05 - 06:44 PM (#1564637)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu

I have 35 posts stored up for this thread... oops... 34.


15 Nov 05 - 01:11 PM (#1605649)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu

I am waiting froggy. Oh yeah, 87 now.


15 Nov 05 - 04:08 PM (#1605788)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince

damnit, I meant to step on the BRAKE pedal!


15 Nov 05 - 07:53 PM (#1605959)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

P..................a..................r...............d............o.............n?

DT


15 Dec 05 - 11:50 AM (#1627909)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,Wilfie

Is...this the one?


15 Dec 05 - 12:31 PM (#1627962)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST

It is!


15 Dec 05 - 12:35 PM (#1627966)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu

Hey froggy... can't wait til next month. Oh yeah... 116 now.


15 Dec 05 - 02:09 PM (#1628073)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: frogprince

If you're waiting on the rock garden, gnu, that project is pretty well "frozen" (literally) here for the next couple of months. What I'm waiting for now is to see Bobert's CD!


15 Dec 05 - 04:59 PM (#1628222)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: GUEST,Duane D.

Folks,
Don't      worry      about    the      speed      of      this       thread,    that      snail    race       was          moving    faster.    In       line    with       Bill D,          when       I          was       younger I          was          FAST,      but       now       that    I'm       old            I'm       only       half      fast.    I          guess            I          fit       in       here    ok.
See ya next month....oh sorry, I mean next year.......................


15 Dec 05 - 08:55 PM (#1628402)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Ebbie

you'restillhere!


15 Dec 05 - 09:17 PM (#1628417)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: Little Hawk

The ambition of this...thread...is to take a very loooooong time...to say.....almost nothing....and..........in a relatively small..............number..........of posts.

It's........the..........antidote....to.......the MOABS.


06 Aug 06 - 04:50 AM (#1802572)
Subject: RE: BS: Slowest....thread............ever.......
From: gnu

I was gonna post at six months, but I just got around to it.