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09 Sep 05 - 11:38 PM (#1560257) Subject: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Little Hawk The last time I stopped at the late night donut shop in Schomberg, Ontario, the washroom walls were full of various obscene graffiti with comments about lewd sexual acts and insults directed at "fags", etc...the usual, in other words. Well, I stopped there again last night and discovered that they had recently repainted the walls. Since they did the only new graffiti to show up was these 2 statements... "Bush is a fucking idiot!" and... "Fuck You, Cheney!" They looked to have been written by 2 different people to me. Seems like the US administration is growing less popular by the day here in Ontario... ;-) I am surprised no one thought to mention Condoleeza Rice anywhere. We are accepting refugees from the USA, but please don't ALL move up here at once, okay? |
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09 Sep 05 - 11:47 PM (#1560260) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Stilly River Sage It's difficult to make grafitti stick to these new polymers they make bathroom stalls with. People still try, but those who work until they finally make a mark never seem to in the end have anything to say. SRS |
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09 Sep 05 - 11:48 PM (#1560261) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: jimmyt do I have to drink Labatts? Or that Reisling you are fond of? By the way, I still owe you a bottle sometime from a couple years ago. !Maybe I should hand deliver it! jimmyt |
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10 Sep 05 - 03:18 AM (#1560291) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: John MacKenzie When all you shithouse poets die There'll be erected by and by A monument to mark your wit A monument of solid shit! KILROY [aka Giok] |
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10 Sep 05 - 03:37 AM (#1560294) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Liz the Squeak All we have on the bathroom walls in my office is an official sign, put there by the building managers. It informs us, amongst other things that we should: "Avoid unnecessary flushing by using the bins provided". LTS |
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10 Sep 05 - 09:32 AM (#1560406) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: gnu My favourite is... at about eye level above a urinal, "Look up." Then, higher, "Even further." Then, higher, "Look way up." And, fairly high, "You are pissing on your shoes." |
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10 Sep 05 - 09:50 AM (#1560413) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Stilly River Sage The contractors measured wrong when they tore out and rebuilt the bathroom on the floor of the library where I work. The largest stall is palacial, but they didn't move the sink counter over to compensate for the ADA measurements so the other two stalls are now incredibly cramped. On top of it, the MEN who installed the paperholder and trash box OBVIOUSLY didn't try sitting on the pot to see if they were putting those appliances in a good place. They weren't. There's bound to be some disgruntled grafitti just because of those mistakes. SRS |
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10 Sep 05 - 10:50 AM (#1560438) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Leadfingers The Late Watt Nicholl did a supern rewrite of 'Whiskey in the Jar' and called it 'The Scriptures on the Wall' - Took a lot of the 'classic' grafittos and made a song out of it ! |
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10 Sep 05 - 11:04 AM (#1560445) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: pdq "Those who write on outhouse walls Should roll their shit in little balls. And those who read such words of wit Should eat those little balls of shit." |
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10 Sep 05 - 11:18 AM (#1560449) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin "What are you looking up here for? The joke is in your hand." |
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10 Sep 05 - 11:50 AM (#1560463) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Peace Due to cuts in education funding, government is requesting that you use both sides of the toilet paper. (Found in staff washroom of a school; left by unknown prankster--I think.) |
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10 Sep 05 - 11:59 AM (#1560471) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin My sister always insisted on buying toilet paper made from recycled paper products. Once, her husband asked, "Can't we try the new stuff just once?" |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:06 PM (#1560476) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin See, he thought that the recycled toilet paper was actually recycled toilet paper... |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:07 PM (#1560478) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin Well, not really, coz he was just jokin' |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:08 PM (#1560479) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Peace And someone keeps taking my signs down. |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:08 PM (#1560480) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin See what I DID there?... |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM (#1560482) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin Hello?... Is this thing on?... |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM (#1560483) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Peace It was really great, Cluin. Pass it over here, will ya? |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM (#1560484) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: JennyO Not really graffiti, but I remember a sign in the ladies room of a folk club I've been to a few times, and it always makes me smile - "THE MOP PROVIDED IS TO BE KEPT IN THE TOILET AT ALL TIMES" |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:10 PM (#1560486) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin Sorry. I haven't got a square to spare. |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:13 PM (#1560487) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Peace Saw one that read: "I like grils." Someone came along, put a scratch mark through 'grils' and wrote girls. Someone else came along and wrote, "But what about us grils?" |
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10 Sep 05 - 12:39 PM (#1560503) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: frogprince In bathroom across hall from a camera club's facilities. In 1st handwriting: "I'm 21 and have 27 inches" In 2nd handwriting: "I'm 27 and have 21 inches" In 3rd handwriting: "Fort Dearborn Camera Club can use two tripods, apply suite # 206" In a Chicago pizza joint near Northwestern campus: 1st entry: "The pizza here is lousy" 2nd entry: "I'd rather eat the waitress" 3rd entry: "I did; the pizza is better". |
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10 Sep 05 - 01:04 PM (#1560515) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: GUEST,Pepto Dismal Difference between eating pizza and eating the waitress is that with the pizza you can eat the crust. |
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10 Sep 05 - 04:13 PM (#1560614) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: paddymac Grafitti truely is a great art form. The problem is that there are so few great artists. |
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10 Sep 05 - 05:22 PM (#1560635) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Bill D ...and several of the ones posted here are so old they must have been originally found on walls in Pompeii! Talk about re-cycled! |
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10 Sep 05 - 05:23 PM (#1560636) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Peace New graffiti is on railway cars. |
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10 Sep 05 - 05:37 PM (#1560641) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: pdq Or Hummers. |
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10 Sep 05 - 05:44 PM (#1560645) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Stilly River Sage Grafitti vs Graffiti. Either spelling comes up with a lot on Google. SRS |
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10 Sep 05 - 06:33 PM (#1560670) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Peace Graffiti is the plural of the singular, graffito. But what WOULD a singular graffiti look like? |
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10 Sep 05 - 07:34 PM (#1560689) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: The Fooles Troupe Very singular indeed! |
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10 Sep 05 - 07:53 PM (#1560704) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Little Hawk Best one I saw went like this: "I like to FUCK, FIGHT, RIDE Harleys, and RAISE HELL!" (and right below it...) "Yeah...but what do you do for excitement?" |
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10 Sep 05 - 09:27 PM (#1560773) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Leadfingers My favourite , found in the gents of a Pub I had a regular gig in WAY back then read :- Star date August 1978 - Beamed down for a slash but couldn't shake off the Klingons ! |
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10 Sep 05 - 11:19 PM (#1560809) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: JennyO "I hate graffiti - in fact I hate all Italians." |
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10 Sep 05 - 11:36 PM (#1560820) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Leadfingers Jenny - they arent as bad as the French !! |
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11 Sep 05 - 02:09 AM (#1560844) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Jeremiah McCaw (Way) back when I was at Sheridan College, the custodial staff took great pains to scrape down and repaint the bathroom cubicle doors (the Board of Regents was due for an inspection/visit). This was taken as both an insult and a challenge by the creative types in the photography depsrtment. No sooner had the fresh paint dried than a very formal-looking notice was inked upon the door: "The management wishes to apologize for the actions of an overly zealous former employee in eradicating the creative efforts of the student body. Please start over." |
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11 Sep 05 - 05:42 AM (#1560908) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Liz the Squeak Graffiti is a myth - the Earth sucks! LTS |
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11 Sep 05 - 07:08 AM (#1560933) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Emma B I hate this one found in a "Ladies" - but only 'cos I fell for it! Written on left hand wall - "Want to play toilet tennis? - see other wall" Written on right hand wall- "Want to play toilet tennis? - see other wall" |
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11 Sep 05 - 09:57 AM (#1561011) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: GUEST,Joe_F Most appositely: "Assholes have their uses." --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: A dean has to know how to look at you as if he were listening, even when you're not talking. :|| |
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11 Sep 05 - 09:10 PM (#1561405) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: GUEST,Art Thieme My favorite was in the bathroom of the No Exit coffeehouse in Chicago---about 1967. Haden Brumbelow Born 1941----Died 1966 He was my best friend--- And there was nothing I could do.... |
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12 Sep 05 - 04:48 AM (#1561550) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: sian, west wales There was a pub on Jarvis St, Toronto (higher up than the red-light district I hasten to add) that had the inside of the Ladies painted with blackboard paint; I assume the Gents was similarly decorated. Presumably it was a matter of, "If you can't beat 'em ... " Worked. Great graffiti. The tunnel between the Humanities Building and the book store at University of Waterloo also boasted the Cream of Wit. Should 'a' writ some of 'em down ... siân |
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12 Sep 05 - 10:12 AM (#1561736) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Charmion My fave: You don't buy the beer here, you just rent it. |
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12 Sep 05 - 02:57 PM (#1561977) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: JohnB Lizdexia rules KO :) JohnB |
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12 Sep 05 - 05:22 PM (#1562147) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Bunnahabhain Anothe timless one: Right now, you are the only person in the faculty( battalion, factory etc) who knows what they're doing. |
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12 Sep 05 - 07:04 PM (#1562237) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin Seen the "bowing-to-the-inevitable" tactic of the washroom blackboard over the urinal several times in several disparate locales. But somebody always steals the chalk. |
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12 Sep 05 - 07:40 PM (#1562288) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: GUEST A persons mind must be small to write upon a shithouse wall |
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12 Sep 05 - 07:41 PM (#1562290) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Little Hawk And their pen must be very tiny to write on the teeny little lines of grout in between the tiles... |
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13 Sep 05 - 12:22 AM (#1562461) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin Shit comin' out both ends, usually. |
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14 Sep 05 - 10:14 PM (#1563950) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Cluin Spotted in a kybo recently: Beware the shit-eating woodchuck! He'll climb up the pile and pull the shit right out of your ass! He always follows the updraft. So use the stick provided to knock over the pile when it builds up. |
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15 Sep 05 - 06:56 AM (#1564132) Subject: RE: BS: Latest bathroom graffiti in S. Ontario.. From: Gurney From many years ago: Written in tiny letters just at the bottom of the door so that you had to assume the straining position to read it: 'Beware of limbo dancers!' On a workshop toilet door: 'If your arse is wrongly made, so that when you shit, it comes out sprayed, don't worry that you're not like us. Just clean it up, you dirty cuss.' |