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14 Sep 05 - 06:24 AM (#1563355) Subject: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: GUEST,catsPHiddle@work Happy Birthday Liz, hope you have a good one!! |
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14 Sep 05 - 06:41 AM (#1563360) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: jimmyt Same from here Liz!! I wish I could make you a cake! jimmyt |
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14 Sep 05 - 06:42 AM (#1563361) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Emma B Many happy returns Liz and may chocolate be with you |
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14 Sep 05 - 06:49 AM (#1563366) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: John MacKenzie Many Happies Oh Squeaky One, Limpit and Manitas will of course do all the housework and cooking for a week as a birthday treat. ((((xxx)))) Giok |
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14 Sep 05 - 06:50 AM (#1563367) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Essex Girl Happy Birthday Liz. Trust you had a good day on Sunday. Sorry we couldn't make it. Hope you can visit soon. Linda |
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14 Sep 05 - 06:54 AM (#1563370) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Fibula Mattock Happy birthday Liz! |
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14 Sep 05 - 06:54 AM (#1563371) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: pixieofdoom Hope you have a very happy birthday Liz! |
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14 Sep 05 - 07:14 AM (#1563385) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Bobert Cake is in the mail... Have a Happy B-Day, LtS... Bobert |
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14 Sep 05 - 07:14 AM (#1563386) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: MBSLynne Happy Birthday Liz!!!! Love Lynne |
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14 Sep 05 - 07:25 AM (#1563393) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: The Fooles Troupe Squeeky Squeek Squeek, Squeek Squeek! Squeeky Squeek Squeek, Squeek Squeek! Squeeky Squeek Squeek, Dear Liz The Squeek! Squeeky Squeek Squeek, To You! |
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14 Sep 05 - 07:29 AM (#1563398) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: MudGuard Happy Birthday, Liz! |
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14 Sep 05 - 08:07 AM (#1563424) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Amos All the Chuaou you can eat, now and forever, Liz! A |
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14 Sep 05 - 08:47 AM (#1563456) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: MMario one word. chocolate. |
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14 Sep 05 - 08:52 AM (#1563461) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: freda underhill HB, LtS! bw f |
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14 Sep 05 - 08:52 AM (#1563462) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: catspaw49 A very Happy Birthday to you Liz!!! I hope you had chance to shave your chest hair for the occasion, or perhaps even got a wax. Now that's a wax for a woman as opposed to a wax job for men. I mean, well, you know, the male version involves "whipping the bishop" and that sort of thing......or didn't you know? If not......... Probably the only thing better than stroking it yourself is to have a Chinese girl do it for you. Knew a guy with a priapic condition (for all you dumbasses, that's a boner that just won't quit) and he met this nice Chinese girl who was really interested in him. They were sitting on the couch and she was whispering in his ears, running her tongue around them, and things were progressing along. He asked her if she could help him with his "condition" and she said, "Oh yes. You need a wax job." He had had his sausage polished before on many occasions but figured this was something especially Oriental and so he agreed. She left the room and came back with two flat paddles, a ball of colored ribbons, and some handcuffs. Once again she ran her tongue around both his ears and then took down his pants. Without comment, she took his priapic member and laid it on one of the paddles, gently tying it in place with the ribbon. Again she kissed both cheeks and delicately ran her tongue around his ears. Then she handcuffed both hands behind his back and picked up the other paddle. She raised it high above her head and with a loud shriek, slapped it down on top of the other, flattening his willie between them. The guy's entire body stiffened as though it were undergoing an electrical shock......and the wax shot out of his ears. Spaw |
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14 Sep 05 - 09:29 AM (#1563481) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Rapparee Geez. ANOTHER birthday. Seems like someone somewhere has one of these every day or two. Maybe if we all just decided that enough was enough we could vote to end these. Save us all a lot of time just by not having to blow out all those candles. Probably never get everyone to agree to such a logical proposal though. So, anyway, Happy Birthday LtS. Before lighting the candles you might want to alert the Fire Brigade, just in case you know. |
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14 Sep 05 - 10:00 AM (#1563493) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Morticia All together now.........Y.M.C.A!! |
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14 Sep 05 - 10:08 AM (#1563496) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Peace Happy Birthday, Liz. |
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14 Sep 05 - 10:08 AM (#1563497) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Bee-dubya-ell I'd bake you a cake, Liz, but since getting it from my oven to your table is a bit of a challenge I'd have to eat the whole thing myself. Errr.... Devil's food cake with chocolate fudge icing. That's our favorite, isn't it? |
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14 Sep 05 - 11:22 AM (#1563543) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: gnu I'll bring the Heavenly Hash Ice Cream for that cake. Happy Birthday Liz. |
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14 Sep 05 - 11:39 AM (#1563556) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: John MacKenzie Enjoy G ¦¬] |
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14 Sep 05 - 12:19 PM (#1563586) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: BaldEagle2 I'll drink to that. Have a great day, Liz. |
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14 Sep 05 - 12:20 PM (#1563588) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Liz the Squeak Thank you all, so far today has been chocolate free but I aim to remedy that later and have a threesome with my two favourite men, Ben and Jerry...... Morty..... Every year I think, can she better last year, and every year, you do it...... do you buy them as you need them or do you have a 'supplier'?! LTS |
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14 Sep 05 - 12:55 PM (#1563609) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Tannywheeler Hip, hip--and hooray besides that. This is so much fun. We should do it often, but as busy as we are I suppose it has to be held to once a year. Too bad. More chocolate cake, please. Tw |
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14 Sep 05 - 01:08 PM (#1563619) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Guy Wolff My favorite is Chocolate cake with butter sugar iceing !!! Oh and some chocolate icecream on the side.. Can you still get that Devonshire cream icecream ???.. I remember that even creamier then Ben and Jerry's . Happy Birthday , Guy |
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14 Sep 05 - 01:33 PM (#1563634) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Skipjack K8 Happy birthday, dream lover. |
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14 Sep 05 - 03:33 PM (#1563713) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Rapparee Peanut butter chocolate cake with butter cream icing. |
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14 Sep 05 - 03:54 PM (#1563732) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: fat B****rd I've had chocolate cake with butter sugar icing tonight. If I'd known it was your birthday LTS I'd have thought of you. ATB from fB. X |
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14 Sep 05 - 04:00 PM (#1563738) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Geoff the Duck I'm sure you can find a Death By Chocolate which is more imaginitive than just a cake, Liz...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! Quack! Geoff. |
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14 Sep 05 - 04:18 PM (#1563751) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Pseudolus Happy Birthday Liz!!! |
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14 Sep 05 - 04:36 PM (#1563762) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Liz the Squeak Steak Diane, profiteroles and a damn good bottle of Barolo... worked for me! Thanks again, everyone. LTS |
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14 Sep 05 - 05:09 PM (#1563783) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: My guru always said Hey Congrats LtS, enjoy!! |
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14 Sep 05 - 05:21 PM (#1563793) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Tig Hippo burpday Liz and many happy returns (to the pub, chocolate or any other place of your desires) Lots of love and hugs Tig, The Badger and Firecat xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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14 Sep 05 - 05:59 PM (#1563814) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Col K Happy Day of Chocolate,or should that be Birthday. Knowing you its the same. Lots of love Col |
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14 Sep 05 - 06:14 PM (#1563821) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Micca Our Squeaky we tease about cats we ply her with Choc in large Vats But make her laugh out and you'll receive a clout from a great falling shower of deaf Bats |
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14 Sep 05 - 06:54 PM (#1563842) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Mrs Cobble HAVE Squeaking good fun ...........and chocolate Mrs ans Cobble |
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14 Sep 05 - 07:33 PM (#1563872) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: vectis HAPPY BURFDAI LIZ!!!! :-))))) |
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14 Sep 05 - 07:33 PM (#1563874) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Amos Her parents did things in December They told her they just don't remember! But now that she's older, When the season turns colder, Her Septembers remember December! Merriest of Days, LTS! A |
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15 Sep 05 - 01:22 AM (#1564017) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Alaska Mike Happy Birthday, Liz. |
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15 Sep 05 - 01:24 AM (#1564020) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Metchosin Happy Birthday! |
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15 Sep 05 - 02:52 AM (#1564037) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: el_punkoid_nouveau Late again! Well, it just keeps the fun going... HB Liz! epn |
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15 Sep 05 - 03:49 AM (#1564048) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Crystal Many happy returns! Crystal |
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15 Sep 05 - 04:09 AM (#1564061) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: GUEST,Stephen L. Rich Happy Birthday, Liz!!!!!! Stephen Lee |
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15 Sep 05 - 04:13 AM (#1564066) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Partridge Happy Birthday Liz. Pat x |
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15 Sep 05 - 04:16 AM (#1564068) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Leadfingers Hippo Birdie !! |
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15 Sep 05 - 04:17 AM (#1564070) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: John MacKenzie Well Liz the continuation of this thread over several days must surely give you the excuse you need to indulge yet again in calorific pastimes, after all.... "What does it profiterole a woman if she should gain the whole world, but suffer the loss of her just desert" Giok |
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15 Sep 05 - 06:36 AM (#1564122) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Wilfried Schaum Little bit late, but nevertheless happy birthday to you, with a sweet kiss [engl. chocolate kiss] Wilfried |
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15 Sep 05 - 07:49 AM (#1564162) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: sian, west wales Happy Belated etc's. Sorry, I was outa town yesterday and didn't catch this one! Hope it was memorable! siân |
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15 Sep 05 - 11:58 AM (#1564337) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: JennyO A bit late, but Happy Birthday anyway! Sounds like you had a good one! Did you manage to get yourself covered in chocolate? Jenny |
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15 Sep 05 - 12:51 PM (#1564365) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: CarolC Happy Birthday! |
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15 Sep 05 - 03:13 PM (#1564480) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: lady penelope There was Mudcatter called Squeak Who when sighting chocolate went eek! But that couldn't impeach On the decibels reached When she heard men in leather go 'creak'! Happy birthday! (I'll get me cloak....) |
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15 Sep 05 - 04:02 PM (#1564521) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Liz the Squeak 3 limericks, what did I do to deserve that?! Birthday treats continue - had lunch with a good friend today.. more cream filled goodies and the biggest sausage I've seen for ages! LTS |
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15 Sep 05 - 04:48 PM (#1564548) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: lady penelope !!!?!??!?!?! |
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15 Sep 05 - 05:50 PM (#1564597) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Alan Day Happy Birthday From Drifter,Piper,Mouse,Hetty,Cally my English Setters Tosh & Alfie my cats And me |
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15 Sep 05 - 06:45 PM (#1564639) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Shanghaiceltic Hoppy Bidet Liz. |
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15 Sep 05 - 08:44 PM (#1564725) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: jaze Have a Happy one ,Liz. |
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16 Sep 05 - 01:25 PM (#1564989) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: GUEST,A Diamond Our first posting ever, you should feel honoured! Happy birthday,Eddy will wear his leathers tonight and think of you! Squeak, squeak! A,E,A & O xx |
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16 Sep 05 - 01:28 PM (#1564992) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: John MacKenzie Houston we have a problem. G ¦¬] |
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16 Sep 05 - 04:43 PM (#1565098) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Liz the Squeak Especially as it's Amanda!!! Thanks and I consider myself duly honoured! I will think of leather trousers and possibly drool a little! LTS |
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17 Sep 05 - 12:57 PM (#1565589) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Raedwulf Now where the hell did my contribution go? I know I posted to this last night... Ah well, ever-continuing & continuous happy days, m'dear! R |
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17 Sep 05 - 01:36 PM (#1565613) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: jacqui.c Belated happies Liz. May the next year bring you all the chocolate that you can eat. |
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17 Sep 05 - 02:12 PM (#1565632) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: John MacKenzie Gawd you ain't 'arf draggin' this one out gal!! G ¦¬] |
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17 Sep 05 - 06:55 PM (#1565753) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: rock chick Hope you had a good one, lol xx |
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18 Sep 05 - 04:25 AM (#1565903) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Liz the Squeak From: Liz the Squeak Birthdays aren't over until all the chocolate has gone, and I still have a goodly supply left! Thanks again everyone. LTS |
