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Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)

26 Sep 05 - 07:48 PM (#1571112)
Subject: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart
From: Bobert

Can ou believe it.

Agent 89 has made his last call on the shoe phone...

1923-2005

R.I.P.

Bring on the Chaos...

Bobert


26 Sep 05 - 08:09 PM (#1571128)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: Tannywheeler

Rotten shame. What fun he was.
How do I know my youth is all spent?
Most of my laughs have packed up and went.....    Tw


26 Sep 05 - 08:23 PM (#1571135)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: gnu

My youth was spent wanting to 66 99. (Yeah, I woulda said that but I was trying to be a bit polite.)


26 Sep 05 - 08:27 PM (#1571139)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: Allan C.

Maxwell Smart = Agent 86


26 Sep 05 - 08:31 PM (#1571142)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: Bobert

opps...


26 Sep 05 - 08:49 PM (#1571153)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: GUEST,Ken Cartoon nut

Wasn't Mr. Adams the voice of Tennessee Tuxedo and Inspector Gadget?


26 Sep 05 - 08:54 PM (#1571159)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: gnu

No matter... call him 007 if you want... 99 was his squeeze... geeze. I woulda spied fer her.


26 Sep 05 - 09:13 PM (#1571167)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: freightdawg

Oh, man...

"Missed it by THAT much"

The cone of silence has descended for the last time.

With agent 99 it didn't matter much to a young boy whether I got all the jokes. She was reason enough to watch the show. But Adams was perfect for the role...deadpan face, squeaky voice, excentric mannerisms.

RIP Maxwell.

Freightdawg


26 Sep 05 - 09:33 PM (#1571181)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: Peter K (Fionn)

So who WAS (or is) 99?


26 Sep 05 - 09:37 PM (#1571184)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: freightdawg

Barbara Feldon was agent 99.

FD


26 Sep 05 - 09:37 PM (#1571185)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: GUEST,Jon

Get Smart Peter K. I've watched it on UK tv and quite enjoyed it.


26 Sep 05 - 09:43 PM (#1571189)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: SINSULL

Would you believe...?????

Anyone remember Barbara as the "Tiger Girl"? "You know who you are...GRRRRR"

RIP


26 Sep 05 - 09:55 PM (#1571195)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson

Yes, Don Adams was the voice of Inspector Gadget and Tennesse Tuxedo.


26 Sep 05 - 10:15 PM (#1571204)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: Don Firth

". . . sorry about that. . . ."

Don Firth


26 Sep 05 - 11:17 PM (#1571217)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: GUEST

Agent 99 is dead also? When? Where? Both? STD?


26 Sep 05 - 11:40 PM (#1571227)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: robomatic

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Maxwell Smart: You seemed to be quite taken with Agent 43, 99.
Agent 99: You're twice the man HE is, 86!



Siegried: "Staka! Zis is KAOS, vee don't 'eh-eh-eh' here!"


Maxwell Smart: "You are surrounded by one hundred crack American troops."
Siegfried: "I find this very difficult to believe."
Smart: "Would you believe forty three police officers?"
Siegfried: "Zis alzo I find hard to believe."
Smart: "How about twelve boy scouts and a good humour truck?"


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...


27 Sep 05 - 02:03 AM (#1571242)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: JennyO

A lot of the catch phrases from "Get Smart" have come into common usage.

Faversham: You think you've got me, but I have you surrounded by the entire mounted 17th Bengal Lancers.
Khan: I don't believe you.
Faversham: Would you believe the First Bengal Lancers?
Khan: No
Faversham: How about Gunga Din on a donkey?


Max: Don't tell me I fell off the horse.
99: You fell off the horse Max.
Max: I asked you not to tell me that!


27 Sep 05 - 02:24 AM (#1571246)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: JennyO

Here's a good one from this site: BBspot

Maxwell Smart Testifies Before Congress on Intelligence Lapses

By Bill L

Washington DC - CIA director Maxwell Smart testified before congress today on recent intelligence lapses within the agency. Director Smart's tenure as head of the agency has been marked with controversy. Among other lapses, Smart has insisted the Soviet Union was the most powerful nation on Earth the day before the Berlin Wall fell and that neither Pakistan nor India had nuclear programs just as they both detonated nuclear weapons. Below is a transcript of Smart's testimony.

Smart: Senator, Iraq has nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons and the capacity to attack the United States in 45 minutes.

Senator Clinton: Mister Smart, with almost a year spent searching for these weapons of mass destruction and discovering nothing, I find this hard to believe.

Smart: Would you believe weapons of mass destruction related program activity?

Senator Clinton: No.

Smart: Would you believe a junior chemistry set and a guy with a bad cough?

Senator Boxer: Director Smart! This is an intelligence failure of monumental proportions.

Smart: Well don't tell me that Iraq has no WMDs at all!

Senator Boxer: Director Smart, Iraq has no WMDs at all.

Smart: I asked you not to tell me that.

Senator Byrd: It appears that Iraqi scientists who were just reporting that they had WMDs to appease Saddam misled us.

Smart: Ah, the old pretend-we-have-WMD's-to-confuse-intelligence-and- appease-the-dictator trick.

Senator Chafee: Director Smart! Do you realize that you have led the nation into war and caused our nation to invade another sovereign state under false pretenses?

Smart: And loving it!

Senator Reid: How could you miss the possibility that Iraq had no WMDs when the matter of leading the country to war was at stake?

Smart: Missed it by that much.

Senator Nelson: But because of this war, we have lost all international credibility also hundreds of billions of dollars and thousands upon thousands of lives. What do you have to say for yourself?

Smart: Sorry about that chief.

Other intelligence failures Smart reported include:

The loss of surveillance capability resulting from a camera disguised as a potato chip being eaten by a security guard.
The lack of human intelligence related to agent 13's inability to extract himself from a rolltop desk in one of Saddam's palaces.
Difficulty interrogating prisoners due to consistent technical problems with the agency's "Cone of Silence."


27 Sep 05 - 05:03 AM (#1571306)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: GUEST

Oh, it's the old "Life imitating Art" argument!

"If only he'd used his potato chip for good instead of evil"


27 Sep 05 - 05:13 AM (#1571309)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: Peter K (Fionn)

Thanks Jon, but freightdawg answered my question.


27 Sep 05 - 11:28 AM (#1571519)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: Stilly River Sage

Barbara Feldon is fine, last I heard. She does a lot of narrating and voice overs. Fabulous voice!

SRS


27 Sep 05 - 11:36 AM (#1571526)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: Clinton Hammond

fneeah


27 Sep 05 - 11:46 AM (#1571536)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: Tam the man

So sad to hear that,
hello don firth


27 Sep 05 - 12:22 PM (#1571562)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: Allan C.

"... and loving it!"


27 Sep 05 - 01:31 PM (#1571609)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: Nigel Parsons

Returning this thread to a music base, anyone else remember the lyrics to the theme?

If I remember correctly it was

Bump a duuuuuuh dum
Bump a duuuuuuh dum
Bump a-diddley dump a diddley dump a diddley dump
A diddley-diddley dump


"Sorry about that!"


Nigel


27 Sep 05 - 02:58 PM (#1571660)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: katlaughing

Barbara Feldon bio etc..

Wonder if he they will bury him with his telephone shoe on...I can just see him, bumbling along, trying to make clandestine calls from heaven.

Thanks, Maxwell, for being my fav. show's main character and thanks to Adams for giving us Maxwell.

RIP,

kat


27 Sep 05 - 03:32 PM (#1571683)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: fat B****rd

I'd forgotten this programme. I recall now it used to be on UK tv on a Saturday night. Could be wrong. Did it start with him in a lift ?? Anyway RIP Mr. Smart.


27 Sep 05 - 03:51 PM (#1571698)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: Nigel Parsons

Yes FB:

Down in a lift and along a long corridor with sliding doors automatically opening before him and shutting behind him, until one of them gets him

Nigel

All to the tune of:
Bump a duuuuuuh dum
Bump a duuuuuuh dum
Bump a-diddley dump a diddley dump a diddley dump
A diddley-diddley dump


28 Sep 05 - 10:56 AM (#1571763)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: GUEST

Thanks Jon, but freightdawg answered my question.

My most humble apologies, Peter K. Both posts were timed at 9:37 PM. Guess I shouldn't have bothered being the first one to supply a link to ensure people did know what was being talked about, which would have meant me answering first... Or maybe I should have held back just in case someone else crossposted with me in case they beat me by a second or two.


28 Sep 05 - 11:01 AM (#1571767)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: freightdawg

Reading all these old quotes makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

Anyone remember Fang, the secret agent dog?

Another character I had forgotten about, and just barely remember even after reading about him was Hymie the robot.

I know that nostalgia is sometimes a bitter elixer, but boy do I miss the writing that was evident on those old shows. Shows like "Get Smart", "All in the Family", and even some of the "softer" shows like "Dick Van Dyke", "Mary Tyler Moore" and "Bob Newhart" had really clever lines that required you to watch the show instead of just be in the same room with the tv on. And then there were the variety shows that had the courage to break new ground such as "Laugh-In" and "The Smothers Brothers Show."

I know this generation will look back on "Seinfeld" and "Friends" with the same feelings. But pick two or three episodes of "All In the Family" at random and compare them to two or three episodes of "Seinfeld" and notice the difference. I think its as much a cultural change as anything.

Kind of like the fact that we don't build houses with front porches anymore. No one would know what to do with one if they had it.

Freightdawg


28 Sep 05 - 11:23 AM (#1571781)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: freightdawg

Oh, and Nigel, I think the tune was:

Bump a duuuuuuh, dum (tat a tat)
Bump a duuuuuuh, dum (tat a tat)
Bump a-diddley, dump a-diddley, dump a-diddley, dump (tat a tat, tat a tat)

(except on the last refrain, where you d.c. al coda and end with)

Wheeeeeet, bump.

Of course, I'm dealing with a (mumble mumble) year old memory.


29 Sep 05 - 11:17 AM (#1572115)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005
From: Mark Cohen

Freightdawg, I believe the last line should be (using your elegant notation):

Bump a-diddley, dump a diddley, dump a diddley, dump a diddley, diddley-dump.


Aloha,
Mark


29 Sep 05 - 01:20 PM (#1572214)
Subject: RE: Obit: Don Adams alias Maxwell Smart (Sept 2005)
From: Nigel Parsons

Well done Freightdawg.

Clearly I was only remembering the melody, and missed the backing vocals!
Sorry about that!

Nigel