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10 Oct 05 - 08:47 PM (#1580595) Subject: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: GUEST,Bill How many sickos can still recite the Crest 'Pledge of Allegiance': "Crest has been shown to be an effective decay-preventive dentrifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care." (Please substitute your own optional "Amen"). I have an easier time remembering that one than the original pledge of allegiance! |
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10 Oct 05 - 10:05 PM (#1580634) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: jimmyt how about that Budweiser one? |
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10 Oct 05 - 10:09 PM (#1580637) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Rapparee Budweiser has been shown to be an effective decay-preventive dentrifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care? I didn't know that. |
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10 Oct 05 - 11:00 PM (#1580674) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: jimmyt It sure as hell couldn't hurt |
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10 Oct 05 - 11:05 PM (#1580677) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Peace N E S T L E S Nestles makes the very best Chaw klet |
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10 Oct 05 - 11:07 PM (#1580681) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Amos b O! n O! m O! BonomO! O! O! O! It's Bonomo's!! A |
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11 Oct 05 - 01:36 AM (#1580740) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: open mike You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pep-so-dent are you sure we don't belong in the "jingles" thread? |
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11 Oct 05 - 02:53 AM (#1580750) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Mark Cohen Almost, Amos. The ending was O! O! O! It's Bonomo Can-dy. (For those wearing puzzled looks, Bonomo was the manufacturer of Turkish Taffy. Aren't you glad you asked?) Aloha, Mark |
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11 Oct 05 - 09:11 AM (#1580918) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Rapparee If you think it's butter, But its snot, It's Chiffon. You'll wonder where your teeth have went When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. Pepsi-Cola hits the spot Makes you fart and burp a lot. I used to know a LOT of these.... |
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11 Oct 05 - 09:14 AM (#1580921) Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: jeffp Two all-grease patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. |