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BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!

30 Nov 05 - 09:52 PM (#1617721)
Subject: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: GUEST,Mr Happy

Calling all Krill!!


To escape predators, this is foolproof method:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_reaction


30 Nov 05 - 09:55 PM (#1617730)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

then how do whales eat tons of them every week?


30 Nov 05 - 09:57 PM (#1617735)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

Krill are the ultimate food source of the oceans....they fuel the whole planet.


30 Nov 05 - 10:06 PM (#1617745)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: MMario

krill can obtain speeds of up to 60 cm per second. Whales obviously swim faster then that - or possibly just swallow faster.


30 Nov 05 - 10:13 PM (#1617750)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Cluin

They don't have to swim faster. They just open their mouths and the krill and surrounding sea water are drawn in by the gallons.

Whales suck.


01 Dec 05 - 01:24 AM (#1617846)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: The Fooles Troupe

oooooooooooooooo...

and I suppose, Cluin, next thing you'll be trying to tell me that they are naturals at blowjobs too...


01 Dec 05 - 04:28 AM (#1617897)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie

Reminds me of a krill I used to know!
G.


01 Dec 05 - 04:34 AM (#1617900)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Liz the Squeak

All the nice krills love a sailor.....














I'll get me coat.


LTS


01 Dec 05 - 05:22 AM (#1617920)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie

The krill I left behind me!

Giok











Wait for me Liz!


01 Dec 05 - 06:41 AM (#1617964)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: MMario

I want a krill, just like the krill that married dear ol' Dad!


01 Dec 05 - 06:43 AM (#1617966)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Stop it youse guys - youse krillin' me...


01 Dec 05 - 06:45 AM (#1617967)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: artbrooks

....how krilling!


01 Dec 05 - 08:17 AM (#1618028)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: gnu

Foolestroupe... throw another fillie on the krill and stop spouting off about whales.


01 Dec 05 - 08:26 AM (#1618037)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: The Fooles Troupe

That's a gnu idea!


01 Dec 05 - 09:16 AM (#1618083)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Liz the Squeak

Ah, Krilling softly with his thong......

Krill keep a welcome in the hillsides?

The Krills are alive with the sound of music??















Sorry.

It's been a funny day.

LTS


01 Dec 05 - 09:17 AM (#1618084)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: MMario

Of course all the krills love a sailor - because a sailor has a krill in every port!


01 Dec 05 - 10:09 PM (#1618178)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: dick greenhaus

SAVE THE KRILL!....................
......................kill the whales!


01 Dec 05 - 10:14 PM (#1618183)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: bobad

To all the krills I've loved before?


01 Dec 05 - 10:35 PM (#1618191)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

grilled krill will fill Bill to the gill with swill, requiring pill.


01 Dec 05 - 10:40 PM (#1618192)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: bobad

'twill ?


01 Dec 05 - 11:00 PM (#1618204)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

yup...(perfect answer, bobad)


02 Dec 05 - 03:17 AM (#1618259)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: open mike

plankton?


02 Dec 05 - 04:21 AM (#1618279)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Naemanson

You go, krill!

How does a krill kiss? She just plankton on the lips.


02 Dec 05 - 05:31 AM (#1618312)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie

What does a Scottish whale wear under his krill[t]?

G.


02 Dec 05 - 06:02 AM (#1618328)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: The Fooles Troupe

A bodhran?









Whoosh! Air Force flying low today?


02 Dec 05 - 09:52 PM (#1619036)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: GUEST

I'd krill for a sense of humour like yours.


02 Dec 05 - 11:20 PM (#1619081)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

Krilly Kankee...


03 Dec 05 - 04:15 AM (#1619117)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie

There is a green krill far away.

G

The Krill with Shorn Canary.


03 Dec 05 - 06:50 AM (#1619158)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Liz the Squeak

Well if we're going on a Bond theme - A View to a Krill....

LTS


03 Dec 05 - 06:56 AM (#1619162)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie

The Prince of Whales and his best Krill.
G.


03 Dec 05 - 07:00 AM (#1619163)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bunnahabhain

Live and let fry

The Fry who loved me


03 Dec 05 - 07:48 PM (#1619542)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: McGrath of Harlow

Sean Cannery, with his licence to krill.


03 Dec 05 - 08:57 PM (#1619567)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

"ssst...pass the word. We're escaping at dusk.Everyone follow me!


04 Dec 05 - 06:32 AM (#1619697)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Liz the Squeak

Roger, Number one, should I tell chummy that we're pootling off to Blighty at tiffin time, through Harry? Or is it the old footie match ruse again?

LTS


04 Dec 05 - 06:57 PM (#1620002)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Lady Hillary

Krill for peace!!


05 Dec 05 - 05:29 AM (#1620256)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: John MacKenzie

♫♪ Whale meat again, don't know where, don't know when ♪♫
G


05 Dec 05 - 07:36 AM (#1620305)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: GUEST,CrazyEddie

♫ My beautiful Irish Baleen ♫


05 Dec 05 - 05:06 PM (#1620638)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: EBarnacle

Funny, I'm a boy who likes blubber,
Funny, she's a girl who likes blubber, toooo,
Small, whale wasn't it?


05 Dec 05 - 06:48 PM (#1620726)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

The krill is gone


05 Dec 05 - 06:51 PM (#1620730)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

♫ "I got my thrill
On Blueberry krill" ♫


05 Dec 05 - 06:52 PM (#1620732)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: bobad

That's a bitter krill to swallow.


05 Dec 05 - 07:23 PM (#1620760)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: McGrath of Harlow

But better watch out for the infamous Driller Kriller...


05 Dec 05 - 08:01 PM (#1620781)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Kaleea

I thought Krill was an alien of the week on Star Wreck!


05 Dec 05 - 08:12 PM (#1620790)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

oh, my friends! We have been OUTDONE!


05 Dec 05 - 08:15 PM (#1620794)
Subject: RE: BS: KRILL!!!-Escape explained!
From: Bill D

MORE than everything you ever wanted to know about how krill escape...or don't