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BS: Join a virtual singaround

02 Dec 05 - 09:08 AM (#1618457)
Subject: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Mo the caller

I'll sing you a song of the fish in the sea


02 Dec 05 - 09:24 AM (#1618479)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Rapparee

Swimming around in landlubbers' pee-pee.


02 Dec 05 - 09:33 AM (#1618488)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Alba

Not really a place that I'd want to be..


02 Dec 05 - 09:36 AM (#1618492)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Rapparee

Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


02 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM (#1618500)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: JulieF

I'ld Sing you a song of the worms in the ground


02 Dec 05 - 09:47 AM (#1618501)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: number 6

A field of gold is not what I found


02 Dec 05 - 09:50 AM (#1618504)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: MMario

Not really a place that I'd want to be..
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


good refrain.


02 Dec 05 - 10:26 AM (#1618521)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Mo the caller

Well aren't you going to Rio today?


02 Dec 05 - 10:41 AM (#1618535)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Charmion

I can't leave now; my husband's away!


02 Dec 05 - 10:55 AM (#1618541)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Metchosin

But we can be saucy, right naughty and play


02 Dec 05 - 11:04 AM (#1618547)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Mo the caller

said Bernacle Bill the sailor


02 Dec 05 - 11:12 AM (#1618552)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Flash Company

But the kids will hear us if we make a noise


02 Dec 05 - 11:16 AM (#1618558)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

Especially if we use those'toys'


02 Dec 05 - 11:19 AM (#1618560)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Micca

lets stick to what seperates the men from the boys


02 Dec 05 - 11:19 AM (#1618561)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Rapparee

Not with gag in, besides, they're boys!


02 Dec 05 - 11:20 AM (#1618562)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Bill D

But think of all the 'interesting' joys


02 Dec 05 - 11:23 AM (#1618570)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: JennyO

Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


02 Dec 05 - 11:42 AM (#1618599)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

Let's do it again just once said she.


02 Dec 05 - 11:50 AM (#1618611)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: jacqui.c

not right now, I'm taking a pee


02 Dec 05 - 11:52 AM (#1618613)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Janie

I left the viagra at home, said he


02 Dec 05 - 11:54 AM (#1618616)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: MMario

so you're not gonna get any rise out of me
Said barnacle bill the silor


02 Dec 05 - 12:03 PM (#1618627)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Janie

Yer' limp as a limpet now I see


02 Dec 05 - 12:09 PM (#1618632)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

And your anchor is dragging the depths


02 Dec 05 - 04:27 PM (#1618823)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: leftydee

but give me 10 minutes I'll be stiff as a tree

Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


02 Dec 05 - 04:34 PM (#1618828)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: frogprince

I love to go swimmin', with bare-naked wimmen...


02 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM (#1618833)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Metchosin

But it shrivels me timber
And does not make me limber


02 Dec 05 - 07:42 PM (#1618950)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

So I'll go to Niagra,
And take some Viagra,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


02 Dec 05 - 10:53 PM (#1619072)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: MuddleC

So I'll rig up me hammock
and dream of Ms.Dimmock


03 Dec 05 - 04:18 AM (#1619118)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: ossonflags

and I'll drop me anchor
from of this old tanker


03 Dec 05 - 07:47 AM (#1619181)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Flash Company

Oh when I was young I was fond of the whisky


03 Dec 05 - 09:10 AM (#1619234)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: JennyO

It warmed me insides and it made me quite frisky


03 Dec 05 - 09:30 AM (#1619251)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

Then I discovered the forte of brandy,
Which in it's own turn made me terribly randy.
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


03 Dec 05 - 09:38 AM (#1619254)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: SINSULL

I'll lower the topsail
And hoist up my 'mizzen


03 Dec 05 - 09:41 AM (#1619257)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

And sail away till me anchor is wizened,


03 Dec 05 - 09:51 AM (#1619271)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: John MacKenzie

Will you still be here, when I get out of prison?
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor.

G.


03 Dec 05 - 10:42 AM (#1619288)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Flash Company

I reckon I'll hoist up my top-sheet and spanker*

*Archaic term for spinnaker,


03 Dec 05 - 10:52 AM (#1619291)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: DMcG

Or do I mean 'spinnaker',
(For that's the new fashion),


03 Dec 05 - 02:39 PM (#1619398)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

And as for the sex, I must have my ration,
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor


04 Dec 05 - 06:09 AM (#1619688)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter

Into the bay,there sailed a big whaler


04 Dec 05 - 06:21 AM (#1619690)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: John MacKenzie

She was sinking quite quickly, with no one to bale her.

G


04 Dec 05 - 06:30 AM (#1619694)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter

A few fathoms more,she'll be through to Australia


04 Dec 05 - 06:52 AM (#1619702)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter

Said Barnacle Bill the sailor.


If only,if only we had a big bucket


04 Dec 05 - 08:59 AM (#1619748)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

And a nice juicy lamb so that we could all eat it


04 Dec 05 - 10:09 AM (#1619787)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Flash Company

I don't think that rhymes, oh drat and bother it,
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.

These verses could be by the great Ogden Nash


04 Dec 05 - 12:26 PM (#1619829)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie

If only we could all play with the tranny


04 Dec 05 - 12:34 PM (#1619832)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Once Famous

Boy, am I glad I have real people to play and sing with. Also some pals to go out and enjoy a good Chicago style Hot Dog with as we are getting ready to watch today's Bears/Packers game.

Thanks for reading this.


04 Dec 05 - 01:16 PM (#1619850)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Rapparee

Bears and Packers? A football game my fanny!


04 Dec 05 - 01:28 PM (#1619859)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Once Famous

Rap, c'mon! The Bears and Packers are the oldest rivalry in the NFL!

Even Barnacle Bill the Sailor would agree or any other known whaler from Mesopotamia.


04 Dec 05 - 04:49 PM (#1619934)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

Martin this thread would be neater,
If you carried along with the metre.
Who is this other known whaler?
Asked Barnacle Bill the sailor.


05 Dec 05 - 09:02 AM (#1620343)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

I think that Bills song should go on.


05 Dec 05 - 04:15 PM (#1620580)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse

For (s)he's got a dong as well as a fanny
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor


05 Dec 05 - 04:24 PM (#1620589)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,Martin gibson

metre?

Mine was the jazz version.


05 Dec 05 - 04:26 PM (#1620594)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: number 6

oh yeah .. the bebop version

says

Bill le barnacle

sailor





man.


05 Dec 05 - 05:20 PM (#1620652)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse

Jazz, you preevert! I always sing shanties!


05 Dec 05 - 05:28 PM (#1620663)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse

I'll up with ya skirt and insert me hanny
If you do squirt, I'll think God damn me
I'll do it again, and think it canny
Says Barnacle Bill the Sailor.



Apologies to those of a nervous disposition.


05 Dec 05 - 05:31 PM (#1620665)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse

Metre!
I'm lucky if I can manage 6 inches mate!


06 Dec 05 - 05:12 PM (#1621476)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Mo the caller

I see that this thread has been censored by Joe
If all this is left then what had to go?
But maybe I really don't want to know
Said sensitive Mo the caller.


06 Dec 05 - 05:57 PM (#1621504)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Rapparee

Ah yes, the Packers and Bears
Have played with each other for years


06 Dec 05 - 06:11 PM (#1621514)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Micca

Dressed like Gladiators
or pickers of 'taters
promoted by someones near beers


07 Dec 05 - 05:54 PM (#1622222)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


07 Dec 05 - 06:33 PM (#1622258)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,tone deaf leopard

Get on with the singinOf sea shanty songs
Have less of this talk about fannies and dongs
And pack off the bears somewhere, wearing thongs
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


07 Dec 05 - 06:57 PM (#1622272)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Folkiedave

A thong is a thing that a salior doth fancy,


07 Dec 05 - 07:05 PM (#1622281)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Girl Friday

Ethspethly if worn by a maiden called Nanthy


07 Dec 05 - 07:38 PM (#1622300)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Severn

Who thith time of night tends to get a bit anthy
Sez Bareknuckle Bill the Sailor


07 Dec 05 - 07:41 PM (#1622301)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Severn

I am named after Barn-a-cleeze
Sez Barnacle Bill the Sailor
He is the Greek God Of The Seas
Sez Barnacle bill The sailor.....


07 Dec 05 - 08:40 PM (#1622337)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Dead Horse

It seems all these catters are running amuck
So girding his loins and pulling out his pluck
He yelled at them all "I dont give a damn!"
Sez Barnacle Bill the Sailor.


11 Dec 05 - 07:48 PM (#1625263)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Girl Friday

Who is this that claims he's Greek God of the Sea?
You water know that that God is me
Said Poseidon with trouser leg up to his knee
Not Barnacle-ese the sailor


11 Dec 05 - 07:53 PM (#1625265)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,Bill

I reject all the tales,
Of travelling and sails.
I hate all this crap,
I'm a right clever chap.
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


11 Dec 05 - 10:23 PM (#1625371)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual doubleround
From: Severn

Let's try another one, as well.....

...Yes, and how many ears must the cannibals fry
Before they taste forever bland?
The answer my friend is.....


12 Dec 05 - 12:03 PM (#1625695)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: open mike

blowin' in the wind
said barnacle bill the sailor


12 Dec 05 - 08:39 PM (#1626030)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Girl Friday

Severn said "Let's try another one as well". This surely means that he wants us to start a new song open mike.
If those cannibals ate at the Orsett Cock
They would have enjoy-ed the sprouts.
Although their ears were forever bland
We would have been left in no doubt
That the odour my friend
Would be carried on the wind
The odour would be carried on the wind.


12 Dec 05 - 08:49 PM (#1626041)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: frogprince

How many threads can a mudcatter read,
Till he dies from la -ack of sleep...


13 Dec 05 - 04:42 AM (#1626207)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Flash Company

How many posts can you get from a troll,
Before we all start to weep?


FC


13 Dec 05 - 11:58 AM (#1626418)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: GUEST,Me again

How many beans in a baked bean can?
How many beeans in a can?
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind,
Said Barnacle Bill the sailor.


13 Dec 05 - 09:43 PM (#1626892)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Severn

Let the same song ring out still
Sez Barnacle Bill The Sailor
I did not mean the thread to kill
Sez Barnacle Bill The Sailor
Forgive me folks if I have sinned
You can yell at me til yer blue in the wind
I'll take it back where we beginned
Wid Barnacle Bill The Sailor....


14 Dec 05 - 04:53 AM (#1627004)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

We're sailing along this wonderful thread,


14 Dec 05 - 05:40 AM (#1627018)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter

Shiver me timbers,full steam ahead,


14 Dec 05 - 06:48 PM (#1627530)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Janie

me thinks there are times
we are sick in the head
other times there be when I know we're brain-dead


14 Dec 05 - 07:08 PM (#1627548)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Severn

But when you're at sea, you've got no street cred
Sez Barnacle Bill The sailor

So back to camping out I went
Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Was arrested for "A-Salt-Within-Tent!"
Cried Barnacle Bill The Sailor.....


14 Dec 05 - 08:17 PM (#1627607)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Bunnahabhain

The Policemen they caught me, they took away my liberty,
Sang old Bill as he sailed the sea,
But I upped and I jumped in, and swam down the billabong,
Barnacle Bill the-e sailor cried.


15 Dec 05 - 09:46 AM (#1627759)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

He met a young swagman, who camped by the Billabong,
Under the shade of the koolabar tree.
"What have you there in your bush tucker bag?"
Asked Barnacle Bill the sailor


15 Dec 05 - 09:52 AM (#1627766)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Micca

what I have in my tucker is Chicken a lá King
with a nice Chardonnay to serve it just so
and to round it all off for desert if you'll sing
I have ,in the coolbag, Black Forest Gateaux


Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor


15 Dec 05 - 09:58 AM (#1627777)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter

Just a bag full of boomerangs,been off a-hunting
I'm sitting here cooking up a hot 'roo stew


15 Dec 05 - 11:11 AM (#1627855)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: David C. Carter

Gonna stick it in the ice box,save it for tomorrow
Cause I missed Micca's posting,Oh my God,BOO HOO.

CHARDONNAY DAVID.   CHEERS.


15 Dec 05 - 11:15 AM (#1627860)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Mo the caller

We'll help you eat it, then we'll wash the dishes
Then we'll go waltzing a-waltzing with yew


15 Dec 05 - 12:27 PM (#1627954)
Subject: RE: BS: Join a virtual singaround
From: Georgiansilver

Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor