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BS: You'll go blind!

17 Jan 06 - 07:06 AM (#1650104)
Subject: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Paul Burke

But have fun?


17 Jan 06 - 08:16 AM (#1650118)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Rapparee

THIS is something the Christian Brothers never warned us about.


17 Jan 06 - 08:39 AM (#1650132)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Dave Hanson

Can I do it half as much and wear glasses ?

eric


17 Jan 06 - 08:39 AM (#1650133)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: kendall

I went to the web site you put up, but the print was too small to read...LOL


17 Jan 06 - 11:18 AM (#1650207)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: David C. Carter

I WEAR BINOCULARS


17 Jan 06 - 12:36 PM (#1650267)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Bill D

so...they'll have to print the Viagra & Cialis labels in Braille?


17 Jan 06 - 12:47 PM (#1650275)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: David C. Carter

You tried reading Braille wearing boxing gloves?


17 Jan 06 - 02:22 PM (#1650331)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Peace

Didn't see this thread until just now . . .


17 Jan 06 - 03:59 PM (#1650389)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Georgiansilver

Bit of a cock-eyed theory or is it fact?


17 Jan 06 - 04:39 PM (#1650403)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Rapparee

I can't see any difference.


17 Jan 06 - 07:35 PM (#1650508)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Tootler

I was always told "Makes you deaf"















What did you say?


17 Jan 06 - 07:46 PM (#1650520)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Ah come on now... you don't need drugs to get hard anyway. All you need is a bit of high quality ewerotic material!


17 Jan 06 - 07:59 PM (#1650528)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Peace

She's a nice girl is BI. But she can't do clickies worth shit.

Here's the site.

http://www.sheepmagazine.com/issues/01_02_06a.jpg


17 Jan 06 - 08:14 PM (#1650539)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Blissfully Ignorant

Pride always comes before a fall! :) But that's OK, so long as you don't come before your girlfriend.


17 Jan 06 - 10:49 PM (#1650637)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: tarheel

these folks are behind the times...
every school kid(males)that were in my classes knew that you could go blind for....oh well...you know...
so what's really new here!!!
hahahahahahahaha!


17 Jan 06 - 11:08 PM (#1650643)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: snarky

so that's why I went blind.....


18 Jan 06 - 02:25 PM (#1651045)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: gnu

But... if you were married to the same woman for years and went blind, maybe you wouldn't need the drugs anymore.


18 Jan 06 - 10:02 PM (#1651322)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Broke-dick and blind. Gotta be a blues song in there somewhere.


18 Jan 06 - 10:18 PM (#1651329)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Little Hawk

"Blind Boy Broke-Dick and the Mamaluccas"

Hell of a blues album.


19 Jan 06 - 05:54 PM (#1651677)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: GUEST,DB

Phew! Until I clicked on the clicky I thought this thread was implying something else! I was just about to rush out and buy a white stick ...


19 Jan 06 - 10:37 PM (#1651946)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: GUEST,Joe_F

At Caltech in ancient times a professor once enlivened a lecture by saying "One thing you should know about masturbation is that it ". Of course a student raised his hand & asked "What?", to which he replied "MAKES YOU DEAF". That became the usual reply, among the students, to any request for clarification.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

||: Make it foolproof, and someone will make a better fool. :||


20 Jan 06 - 10:02 PM (#1652497)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: GUEST

eweroticism


21 Jan 06 - 08:42 AM (#1652719)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: GUEST,eoin

reading braille with boxing gloves on? if you had worn the boking gloves when younger (ie. in bed at night) you would have fine eye sight!
ps. I have taught my guide dog to type

eoin (also Shep)


21 Jan 06 - 02:54 PM (#1652944)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: David C. Carter

Old Shep:Is your dog a Boxer?

WOOF WOOF


21 Jan 06 - 03:00 PM (#1652955)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Troll

It doesn't make you either blind or deaf, but it WILL cause you to grow hair on the palms of your hands.

troll

well, that's what they told ME.


21 Jan 06 - 03:21 PM (#1652975)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: GUEST,Boab

Er---please tell me what's goin' on??


21 Jan 06 - 04:59 PM (#1653043)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Peace

It's like this, Boab.




















































                                       Got it?


21 Jan 06 - 08:59 PM (#1653159)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Bill D

semi-infamous bluesman "Blind Harry Palms" would have something to say about this thread....'cept he never could read the screen.


21 Jan 06 - 11:42 PM (#1653227)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: frogprince

Have ya seen the TV ad for some "male enhancement" product on TV featuring "Bob", who has this grotesque expression on his face which is supposed to be a smile because his "enhancement" works so well?
He looks like he has an erection (off camera) so big his skin is all stretched so tight he can't quite close his mouth. When I first saw it, I was waiting for the "other shoe to drop", with a revelation of the real point of the satire; it is no where near subtle enough to be a good Saturday night live parody. I can't quite make myself believe that anyone would buy a product based on that so-called advertisement!


22 Jan 06 - 12:25 AM (#1653245)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: Peace

Guess it depends on how ya think yer face looks.


22 Jan 06 - 02:08 PM (#1653622)
Subject: RE: BS: You'll go blind!
From: GUEST,eoin o'buadhaigh

I spent three years learning sign language for the blind in an institute for the partially hard of hearing.
Trouble was, my tutor was an absolute w**ker, I ended up with
'repitive strain injuries'in both wrists and a cataract on each eye.
      eoin