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BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?

26 Feb 06 - 03:21 PM (#1679557)
Subject: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk

What can you do if you are being noodled on the Internet? Coping with noodling can be difficult, but remember, you are not the problem, the noodle is. You have a right to feel safe and unnoodled.
And if you're different in some way, be proud of it! Stand strong. Spend time with your friends - noodles hardly ever bother people if they're with others in a group.

You've probably already tried ignoring the noodle, telling them to stop and walking away whenever the noodling starts.
If someone is noodling you, you should always tell a friend you can trust....or a highly paid analyst or counselor. This isn't telling tales. You have a right to be safe and unnoodled and freinds and professionals can do things to get the noodling stopped. So can a guy with a bullwhip, a TV remote, a machete, and a cattle prod. Such people can be hired in extreme cases of noodling.

We all owe it to ourselves not to turn a blind eye toward the noodling that goes on in real life, as well as in cyber-space. As Leonard Cohen once alluded to "the homicidal bitchin' that goes down in every kitchen"...this is not a matter to be taken lightly.

No siree.

26 Feb 06 - 03:27 PM (#1679570)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace

"How do we end noodling on Mudcat?"

If noodling IS ended, how will fishermen get their catfish? Back to hooks or nets I guess.

26 Feb 06 - 03:28 PM (#1679571)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: wysiwyg

LH, are you trying to needle?

~S~

26 Feb 06 - 03:36 PM (#1679575)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace

Well, torential rains in the south of Italy have ruined the spaghetti crops there. Noodling is coming to an end in some places--at least for this year.

26 Feb 06 - 03:38 PM (#1679580)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: autolycus

The answer?   Use your noodle.

Ivor

26 Feb 06 - 03:44 PM (#1679583)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin

Noodling between consenting adults is acceptable, though frowned upon.

Just keep the kids and animals out of it.



(pervert!)

26 Feb 06 - 03:45 PM (#1679585)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Purple Foxx

Just can it.
Make your slogan "Can noodling on mudcat"

26 Feb 06 - 03:52 PM (#1679595)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,GS

Being noodled, doodled, poodled and strudeled at the moment, where will it all end?

26 Feb 06 - 03:56 PM (#1679601)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace

oodles left, GS.

26 Feb 06 - 03:56 PM (#1679602)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: number 6

Problem is most people 'over boil' their noodles to a mushy texture ... they must be served 'el dente'.

sIx

26 Feb 06 - 03:57 PM (#1679605)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk

Why do some people noodle?

There are a lot of reasons why some people noodle.

They may see it as a way of being popular, or making themselves look cool and in charge. Some noodlers do it to get attention or things, or to make other people afraid or envious of them. Others might be jealous of the person they are noodling. They may be being noodled themselves. It is a little known fact that hundreds of thousands of apparently normal, average people are closet noodlers.

Some noodlers may not even understand how wrong their behaviour is and how it makes the person being noodled feel.

If you have ever walked into the kitchen on a Saturday morning, looked around and said, "I don't feel like making eggs today. The hell with eggs! I'm going to make some noodles instead..." then you know what I'm talking about.

26 Feb 06 - 03:59 PM (#1679608)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace

But it's OK to use eggs in the making of the noodle dough.

26 Feb 06 - 04:01 PM (#1679612)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk

True. Good point!

26 Feb 06 - 04:01 PM (#1679614)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace

Or not.

26 Feb 06 - 04:02 PM (#1679616)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin

Stop it! This is a public place.

Have you no shame?

26 Feb 06 - 04:05 PM (#1679622)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: number 6

eggs in noodles is a shame.

26 Feb 06 - 04:06 PM (#1679625)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,HRH Good Queen Noodling

Noodling shall never end. All Hail to the Muddy Noodle.

Plunge thy allegiances forthwith!


HRH Good Queen Nudelling Noodling

26 Feb 06 - 04:11 PM (#1679631)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Peace

Two nice fisherwomen you linked to there, Queenie.

26 Feb 06 - 04:23 PM (#1679650)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: autolycus

Birds do it
Bees do it
Even Educated fleas go it
Let's do it
Let's fall in to a rather large pan of overcooked noodles,eat a bit,then see who makes it to the rim first...........love.



ivor

26 Feb 06 - 04:31 PM (#1679657)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Severn

Noodle Hits (Pro & Con):

"I've Seen The Noodle And The Damage Done"-Neil Young

"Noodle-y Freight Train"-Terry Allen

"East St. Louis Noodle-oo" Duke Ellington

"Green Pastas In The Sky"-Larry Sparks

"Pennes" From Heaven-Stephane Grapelli

"Praise the Lord And Pasta Ammunition"-?

Noodle Artists:

Link Wray & the Ramen

Penne Seeger

Semo-Lena Horne

26 Feb 06 - 06:43 PM (#1679760)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Liz the Squeak

Indiana Jones and the Noodles of Doom?

The Good, the Bad and the overdone?

The Guns of Macaroni!

Buena Pasta Social Club....

I'll get me coat.

LTS

26 Feb 06 - 07:57 PM (#1679809)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin

What's Noodle, Pussycat?

26 Feb 06 - 07:58 PM (#1679810)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,Cluin's girlfriend

Well that does it now mister.

26 Feb 06 - 08:01 PM (#1679814)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin

I was just being friendly....

27 Feb 06 - 03:05 AM (#1680017)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: JohnInKansas

Noodling for catfish, and most specifically for mudcats, has been an illegal fishing method in Kansas for many decades. The practice persists in uncivilized adjacent regions like Oklahoma and Arkansas, and many see the apparently increasing demand to permit it under some conditions in Kansas as an **evidence if the complete degeneration of civilized society.

Even that other barbaric fishing method called "snagging" is permitted only for a few species of noxious "rough fish," principally "gar," and then only at specific sites and during limited seasons. Fishing with an unbaited hook, other than a clearly recognizable artificial lure, is strictly regulated. "Still fishing" with an unbaited hook is strictly prohibited in all other cases: a lure must be kept in motion.

Regulations on baits that are acceptable are few, although the long-favored "dynamite" has been specifically prohibited for quite a long time.


** In Kansas, almost everything except attending certain fundamentalist churches is considered evidence of the complete degeneration of civilized society.

John

27 Feb 06 - 04:05 AM (#1680044)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Paul Burke

How do we end noodling? g.
How do we end noodling on Mudcat? t.

27 Feb 06 - 04:12 AM (#1680052)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: John MacKenzie

Ask Leadfingers he's the world champion noodler!
G

27 Feb 06 - 09:47 AM (#1680222)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Amos

IS there anyway to displace, dampen, steam out, strain or otherwise lessen the dedication to complete irrlelevant trivial flapdoodling around here? Trivial flapdoodling is the bane of the Mudcat.

A

27 Feb 06 - 10:17 AM (#1680249)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Duane D.

noodling for dollars

27 Feb 06 - 12:15 PM (#1680310)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,number 6

flapdoodling ..... noodle pancakes!

In that case I prefer mine el dente.

sIx

27 Feb 06 - 01:56 PM (#1680365)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST,leeneia

I googled "kugel" and got these noodles:








http://www.kraftfoods.com/recipes/SaladsSideDishes/PastaSideDishes/NoodleKugel.html

Try it tonight.

27 Feb 06 - 03:41 PM (#1680462)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: rock chick

Well sorry but i am all for noodling, just have to be careful not to leave any stains around!!

28 Feb 06 - 01:38 PM (#1681353)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Windsinger

Well as a wise man once observed --

"When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles, and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles, they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle."

Fox in Socks, by Dr. Seuss

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

28 Feb 06 - 05:43 PM (#1681608)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin

Old Dr. Geisel would have fit in well here.

01 Mar 06 - 02:34 PM (#1682473)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Windsinger

...then there's that "oodles of green noodles make blue poodles jump der shtroodle" quote from Bloom County.

(Can't remember the specific cartoon or context, I think Oliver was hacking into the results of some national survey at Gallup. Or something.)

Then again, this collection of threads probably JTS ("jumped their shtroodle") after the first three posts.

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

01 Mar 06 - 02:51 PM (#1682501)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk

Why do people keep posting links to the Celtic fangirl with the harp? Why? What's the point?

01 Mar 06 - 02:55 PM (#1682506)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin

People?

That's Windsinger's website. She's the only one who posts that link. By way of a sig.

01 Mar 06 - 03:10 PM (#1682536)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Windsinger

Little Hawk, that's my sig-line.

01 Mar 06 - 03:14 PM (#1682538)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk

Oh, I see. Okay then. ;-)

I don't think you could possibly be more Celtic than that. If they make another Lord of the Rings type movie, audition for an Elf or a princess part, that's my advice.

01 Mar 06 - 03:17 PM (#1682541)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Windsinger

Thanks. :) And sorry if the link's become an eyesore; I'm trying to push a demo CD through production, so every bit of walk-in traffic helps.

(If it's too obnoxious I can stop using it.)

01 Mar 06 - 03:32 PM (#1682553)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Little Hawk

No, it's nice. I just couldn't figure out why it was being posted. I thought I'd seen it on someone else's post besides you.

01 Mar 06 - 05:05 PM (#1682598)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: GUEST

no noodles? are you suggesting it's time Mudcat go low-carb?

01 Mar 06 - 10:05 PM (#1682849)
Subject: RE: BS: How do we end noodling on Mudcat?
From: Cluin

Bite your tongue.

(if you want low carb)