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BS: What to do about Canuding?

27 Feb 06 - 09:48 AM (#1680224)
Subject: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Duane D.

Another way to canoodle.


27 Feb 06 - 10:04 AM (#1680234)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Duane D.

An example here


27 Feb 06 - 10:12 AM (#1680240)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Amos

ARRANT FLAPDOODLE!

Bah, humbug!!

I like the picture of the guy with the alligator behind him -- the alligator looks better dressed than he does, and fitter, too.


A


27 Feb 06 - 10:39 AM (#1680266)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: GUEST,EBarnacle

There is a New Jersey canuding group called the Paddling Bares. Some of them are quite fetching.


27 Feb 06 - 10:44 AM (#1680268)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: *daylia*

These childish Canucks in the mood to canude --
They're rude! And they're lewd! And they're soon to be screwed
by skitters and sunburn and heaven knows what,
(and that's after they're crippled with severe canoe-butt)


27 Feb 06 - 10:59 AM (#1680276)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: bobad

The definition of a Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe.


27 Feb 06 - 11:10 AM (#1680279)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Purple Foxx

We Naturists have always known that all of the following are best done sans kit.
Walk your Poodle
Eat your strudel
Use your noodle
Draw a doodle
Have a canoodle
Seperate your kit from your caboodle.
Next problem?


27 Feb 06 - 11:59 AM (#1680299)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: frogprince

Never actually had a chance to canude; have paddle boated bare around a little lagoon at a resort. Best thing to do about canuding? Relax and enjoy it.


27 Feb 06 - 12:09 PM (#1680305)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: gnu

If ya tried that up Kent County, one of two things would happen. Either ya'd freeze yer nipples or the flies would eat ya.


27 Feb 06 - 01:35 PM (#1680357)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Little Hawk

And furthermore, Stilly, I did not start this one!


27 Feb 06 - 02:00 PM (#1680371)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Raptor

How do the hold thier paddles while portageing?

Raptor


27 Feb 06 - 05:23 PM (#1680586)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: EBarnacle

In their teeth


27 Feb 06 - 07:48 PM (#1680719)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Dead Horse

I once vanudled.
Actually it was an army lorry, but that dont scan so good.
Anyways, I was nekkid when I drove it around some bits of France near a nudist centre, so there!




(and I burnt me bum on the leather seat)


27 Feb 06 - 10:07 PM (#1680810)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Cluin

If you get bored you can hang off the side and troll.


28 Feb 06 - 08:43 AM (#1680992)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Dead Horse

What!!! With the alligators !!! Not me mate!
The few bits I got left I am hanging on to, thanks.


28 Feb 06 - 09:05 AM (#1681010)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: Rapparee

Let's see: mosquitoes, black flies, deer flies, ticks (on the portage), and if you upset and fall in fish will bite you (yes, they will!).

I'd paddle MY canoe in a suit of plate armor smeared with DEET, if I had a canoe and a set of plate armore smeared with DEET.


28 Feb 06 - 11:13 AM (#1681107)
Subject: RE: BS: What to do about Canuding?
From: EBarnacle

Yeah, Rapaire, but you won't get your clothes wet.