BS: Stop Shatner!

02 Mar 06 - 10:00 PM (#1683830)
Subject: RE: BS: Semi-Shatner film fest
From: Cluin

(s)He's back....

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02 Mar 06 - 11:25 PM (#1683929)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner hits bottom
From: GUEST

So sorry silly Willy did not

SPLAT

like Humpty Dumpty.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM (#1683932)
Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: GUEST

oh! Oh! OH!

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02 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM (#1683933)
Subject: RE: BS: The glory of Shatner
From: GUEST

glory, Glory, GLORY halleluah!

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02 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM (#1683934)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner hits bottom
From: Little Hawk

You poor, misguided, envious wretch...skulking in the shadows like Chuchundra the muskrat, afraid to enter the room.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:30 PM (#1683935)
Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Little Hawk

Get a hobby.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:30 PM (#1683936)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Little Hawk

Yes, he is a Jew. Are you?

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02 Mar 06 - 11:31 PM (#1683938)
Subject: RE: BS: The glory of Shatner
From: Peace

For your archives, LH:

BS: The glory of Shatner 28 02 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM Trace
BS: Breaking Shatner News!!! 14 02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM Trace
BS: A Piece of Shatner? 19 02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM Trace
BS: Shatner LIVE! Discusses his kidneystone 14 02 Mar 06 - 11:28 PM Trace
BS: Shatner hits bottom 49 02 Mar 06 - 11:25 PM Trace

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02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM (#1683940)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun!
From: GUEST

So many folkies find Shatner so much fun, click into the experience and become one the wee-bird.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM (#1683941)
Subject: RE: BS: The glory of Shatner
From: Little Hawk

Yeah. There's a certain person out there who feels they must do this now and then.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM (#1683943)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun!
From: Little Hawk

And then get a REAL hobby.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:34 PM (#1683946)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatneroholics Anonymous!!!
From: GUEST

A re-hab group for an ancient has-been? Perhaps, the solution is found in getting better reception.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:35 PM (#1683947)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatneroholics Anonymous!!!
From: Peace

The top eight posts

BS: Shatneroholics Anonymous!!! 23 02 Mar 06 - 11:34 PM Trace
BS: shatner virus invades mudcat 24 02 Mar 06 - 11:34 PM Trace
BS: Shatner is *ALOT* more fun! 39 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM Trace
BS: The glory of Shatner 30 02 Mar 06 - 11:33 PM Trace
BS: A Piece of Shatner? 20 02 Mar 06 - 11:30 PM Trace
BS: Breaking Shatner News!!! 15 02 Mar 06 - 11:30 PM Trace
BS: Shatner hits bottom 50 02 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM Trace
BS: Shatner LIVE! Discusses his kidneystone

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02 Mar 06 - 11:35 PM (#1683948)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatneroholics Anonymous!!!
From: Little Hawk

Get a hobby.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:36 PM (#1683950)
Subject: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Peace

Shatner posts are taking over BS. RUN.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:39 PM (#1683955)
Subject: RE: BS: Chimps, Shatner, Cubs......(?)
From: GUEST

A sincere sorry that the chimps did not bite Shatner's gonads, face, fingers and other body parts off - like the chimp did to this sad soul

They taught him to wear clothes, to take showers, to use the toilet, and to watch television in their West Covina, Calif., home.

On Thursday, the day they marked as Moe's 39th birthday, their love for the chimp nearly cost them their lives.

The Davises were visiting Moe at an animal sanctuary in the hills of eastern Kern County -- a place to which he had been banished after biting a woman -- when they were attacked by two other chimps and brutally mauled.

St. James Davis took the brunt of the attack, the ferocity of which left paramedics stunned. ''I had no idea a chimpanzee was capable of doing that to a human," said Kern County Fire Captain Curt Merrell, who was on the scene.

Davis, who remained in critical condition Friday, was badly disfigured. According to his wife, he lost all the fingers from both hands, an eye, part of his nose, cheek and lips, and part of his buttocks. His foot was mutilated and his heel bone was cracked.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:40 PM (#1683956)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

Yes, and all because of one terminally frustrated idiot with a grudge.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:41 PM (#1683957)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner....fights Confederates
From: GUEST

Such a strange advocation for a man of suspect honor - is he delusional? The US war between the states hase been settled for 150years.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:42 PM (#1683960)
Subject: RE: BS: Shatner....fights Confederates
From: Little Hawk

YOU need a hobby.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:43 PM (#1683963)
Subject: RE: BS: William Shatner Croaks!
From: GUEST

What a sorrowful misreading.

I expected that the world have finally been exocised from his foul folly.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:45 PM (#1683966)
Subject: RE: BS: William Shatner Croaks!
From: Little Hawk

More "exocise" is exactly what you need. Get a boyfriend.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:47 PM (#1683967)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Azizi

Why don't we have any Spock threads? I liked Spock much more than Capt. Kirk.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:49 PM (#1683971)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Azizi

BTW, that isn't a rhetorical question.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:49 PM (#1683972)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Cluin

I liked Uhura.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:49 PM (#1683973)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

We have had a few, I think.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:50 PM (#1683975)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

I mean...we've had a few threads about Spock.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:50 PM (#1683976)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: John O'L

Oh-oh. Hope you haven't just created a(nother) monster Azizi.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:52 PM (#1683978)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

She has not. Trust me. The monster is the fool who refreshes all the old Shatner threads every now and then. It's terrible what loneliness will do to some people.

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02 Mar 06 - 11:56 PM (#1683984)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Azizi

John, did you forget the comma?

I have it on good authority that Azizi is not a monster.

LOL!!

[Maybe it's the frustrated English teacher in me]

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03 Mar 06 - 12:11 AM (#1683989)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: John O'L

Sorry Azizi.























(I did that one on purpose)

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03 Mar 06 - 12:35 AM (#1684004)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: John O'L

BTW, that last one was intended as humour. I admit it isn't immediately obvious, but it was.

Oh dear me. Time for a cup of tea and a little lie-down.

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03 Mar 06 - 12:39 AM (#1684008)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

Ha! The monster has been quashed. Some wise joe clone has closed all those old threads. Ha! Ha! Ha! Way to go. They are now a historic archive of Shatnerisms, but they cannot be refreshed again. Perfect.

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03 Mar 06 - 12:51 AM (#1684019)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: John O'L

Oh-oh. Anonny Mouse has just started a new one. Caught shit for it too.

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03 Mar 06 - 12:56 AM (#1684024)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

Well, it doesn't have the S-word in the title. That's the main thing.

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03 Mar 06 - 12:59 AM (#1684029)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

Go to sleep, G-man.

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03 Mar 06 - 09:10 AM (#1684308)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Amos

You may complain, Little Hawk, but notice you are inheriting the wind. These are the seeds of your own folly come to bloom on your doorstep. Confess your errors, and you may be redeemed! LOL


A

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03 Mar 06 - 09:47 AM (#1684338)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Azizi

John O'Lennaine,

I was just funnin with you. No problemo.

I know that you did not mean that I was a monster.

But when there's a full moon, that's another story...

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03 Mar 06 - 01:12 PM (#1684426)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Cluin

Do tell!








I'm listening...

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06 Dec 06 - 10:53 PM (#1902112)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Cluin

Still listening...

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06 Dec 06 - 11:04 PM (#1902120)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: GUEST,Dormouse

Why?

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20 Dec 06 - 10:04 PM (#1915329)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: The Shambles

REFRESH.

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20 Dec 06 - 10:15 PM (#1915335)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Peace

Stop Shatner? I wasn't aware he'd started.

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21 Dec 06 - 12:32 AM (#1915403)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

Impossible. He can't be stopped.

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21 Dec 06 - 12:39 AM (#1915408)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

I just called up Bill and told him about this. He chuckled, and said, "No, no...it's this character Shambles that has to be stopped. If he was on my old show, I'd put him in one of the photon tubes and fire a full blast at one of the moons of Jupiter. I think that would do the job, and it would only take a couple of seconds. We could name the new crater after him as a memorial."

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21 Dec 06 - 09:39 AM (#1915694)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Cluin

Whatever... I'm still waiting for Azizi's "another story".

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21 Dec 06 - 12:28 PM (#1915855)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland

what the hell is going on engage

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21 Dec 06 - 01:50 PM (#1915915)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Cluin

Shut up, Wesley!

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21 Dec 06 - 01:52 PM (#1915917)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

Mistah Crushah! Take us to Cignus 9. Warp 5. Engage.

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21 Dec 06 - 01:52 PM (#1915918)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: GUEST,Drunken Fish Worshiper

They are attempting to undermine the power of the fish king with this Shatner creature... *shakes fish rattle at Shatner*
*hiccup*

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21 Dec 06 - 01:56 PM (#1915922)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Cluin

Still funny after all these years.

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21 Dec 06 - 11:09 PM (#1916357)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Stephen L. Rich

No need to stop Shatner. ABC just beat you to it. They cancled his game show.

Stephen Lee

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22 Dec 06 - 01:18 AM (#1916413)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

What game show?

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22 Dec 06 - 09:34 PM (#1917183)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: JohnInKansas

From: GUEST,Drunken Fish Worshiper - PM

Is that Drunken-Fish Worshiper or Drunken Fish-Worshiper?

I can never tell you two apart.

John

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22 Dec 06 - 11:17 PM (#1917232)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: GUEST,Drunken Fish Worshiper

*blink* There's two of us? *hiccup*

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23 Dec 06 - 07:59 PM (#1917849)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Cluin

"What game show?"

You Bet Your Shatner.

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23 Dec 06 - 08:45 PM (#1917884)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: jacqui.c

Was that the one where the winner got a red shirt and the chance to beam down to a strange planet with Bill?

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24 Dec 06 - 12:58 AM (#1917967)
Subject: RE: BS: Stop Shatner!
From: Little Hawk

I'd rather beam up to a nice penthouse with Winona.

No offense, Bill! I still think you're great.

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