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BS: Where's Ed?

21 May 06 - 03:07 PM (#1744833)
Subject: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Morticia

Anyone spotted Ed anywhere? Could it be that Will has done him in and buried him at Home Farm?


21 May 06 - 03:18 PM (#1744842)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: SINSULL

My Ed is cuddled up happily in an unmade bed. Wrong Ed?


21 May 06 - 03:19 PM (#1744843)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: wysiwyg

Mine's out back in the barn, talking up a storm with Wilbur, but that's MISTER Ed to YOU.

Wrong Ed?

~Susan


21 May 06 - 03:45 PM (#1744862)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: RAT-W

They seek him here
They seek him there
Those Grundy's seek him everywhere

Is he in heaven
Or is he in hell
I have no idea
Only time (and maybe Jazzer) can tell.

The Rat


22 May 06 - 02:43 AM (#1745196)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: MBSLynne

MY Ed hates being called Ed, but he's in his 'playroom' studying computer stuff to get himself a new job

Love Lynne


22 May 06 - 05:25 AM (#1745253)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: greg stephens

I'm afraid the Archers has been captured by a bizarre team from the Department of Emotional Literacy and Soap Studies at the University of Dudley. Hence the rather ridiculous story lines that are currently being broadcast, which bear no relation to what is actually happening in Ambridge: where things are actually chugging on fine. Ed is quietly working for Oliver, having the occasional pint with Jazzer. Alistair is carrying on being a boring vet, and Matt Crwaford, of course, does not exist, he is a figment of the Story Book Villains Editor's imagination.


22 May 06 - 05:53 AM (#1745261)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Michael

Slightly off topic: Shula's acceptance of Alistair's confession and associated debt 'it's OUR problem now etc' seems to me to be really out of character.

Mike


22 May 06 - 09:08 AM (#1745349)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: John MacKenzie

I think he's staying with Snatch Foster.
As for Alistair, yet another wimpy Ambridge male character, he was stitched up by Matt and Chalky, you mark my words we haven't heard the end of it!
Giok


22 May 06 - 09:48 AM (#1745365)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: greg stephens

Ed will be be found naked and dead in the Borchester Museum,with strange coded scrawlings written in his own blood around him on the floor. These coded directions, when the code is cracked, lead the investigators to the giant painting of "Leda and the Swan"by Alfred Penney-Hasset, the prominent Borsetshire Victorian artist. The picture depicts an unclothed young lady of ample proportions, with the more intimate portions of her anatomy partially concealed by the wingtips and feet of a large white bird.
Now read on.........


22 May 06 - 10:00 AM (#1745369)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: John MacKenzie

Ze fallen Madonna mit ze big boobies Ja?
G.


22 May 06 - 09:12 PM (#1745782)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Noreen

Isn't Snatch Foster in prison?
Or is that what you're telling us about Ed...?

I tink Ed's really gone back to college to learn how to act.
(Meeow!)


28 May 06 - 06:31 PM (#1749253)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Skipjack K8

Just a thought. Is Clive Horobin due out of chokey about now? Perhaps he's done for Ed in a convoluted way to make things up with Sewsan?


29 May 06 - 08:14 AM (#1749340)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: MBSLynne

P'raps he's gone off to join his errant Uncle Alf? If HE'S out of prison of course.

Stupid boy.

And who can believe Matt Crawford offering to give Alastair a ring about the next game?? Then being surprised when Alastair's response is a little less than enthusiastic.

Love Lynne


29 May 06 - 10:28 AM (#1749416)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Noreen

I vote we tell Lilian about Matt...


29 May 06 - 10:52 AM (#1749435)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: John MacKenzie

I can't believe Sula taking Alastair back after he blood doped that horse, we all know that horses are more important than people to Sula Archer Hebden Lloyd.
G.


30 May 06 - 04:04 AM (#1749862)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: John MacKenzie

Debbie will be on the phone to Brian saying Ed has turned up in Hungary looking for a job. Or maybe he's gone stateside to look for the sexy Beth!
G.


30 May 06 - 04:23 AM (#1749868)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Noreen

...but he hasn't taken his passport...


30 May 06 - 07:32 AM (#1749935)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: GUEST,jOhn

maybe his bruther hit him on head with spade, chopped him up, then buried him in field?

or mabe he got eat by big dangerous animal? (big lion or something?


30 May 06 - 03:44 PM (#1750202)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: MBSLynne

Not many lions around Borsetshire! Although that could easily be the next story line

Love Lynne


02 Jun 06 - 12:30 PM (#1751743)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: GUEST,jOhn

Oh.

Anyway=Maybe he ended up in Toms sausages?


02 Jun 06 - 12:45 PM (#1751759)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Liz the Squeak

Maybe he went off and got a life? :)

Or does he just have his Ed in the clouds?

LTS


02 Jun 06 - 12:49 PM (#1751764)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: TheBigPinkLad

Ed is sitting on the shoulders of giants.


03 Jun 06 - 06:52 AM (#1752098)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Tannywheeler

Some kinda Brit soap opera, izzat it? Sounds a bit like a recent Mudcat story-thread about a maintenance guy at an airport....Tw


03 Jun 06 - 09:36 AM (#1752136)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Liz the Squeak

Has anyone checked under the patio?

LTS


03 Jun 06 - 01:59 PM (#1752271)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: MBSLynne

Tannywheeler...it's the longest running soap ever. It's radio not TV and is now in it's 55th year!

Love Lynne


04 Jun 06 - 10:31 AM (#1752707)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Skipjack K8

Lynne, lovely as you are, you talk as if it's just a story. Try talk like that round at Archers Anarchists and you'd get short shrift indeed! Soap, indeed! It's a documentary.


04 Jun 06 - 12:21 PM (#1752772)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: Morticia

It's 'Social Work Today' with cows in.


04 Jun 06 - 01:20 PM (#1752801)
Subject: RE: BS: Where's Ed?
From: John MacKenzie

That's no way talk about Peggoi Woolley.
G