15 Jun 06 - 03:50 PM (#1760888) Subject: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: GUEST,amergin I have been searching far and wide to get the perfect Father's Day present for my grampa...what do you get for a cantankerous old fart year after year....well I found the gift that will be the end all for all Father's Day presents...no more will have have to get another one to show how much I honour the old man... This is the greatest present I can ever get for him: click here |
15 Jun 06 - 03:55 PM (#1760892) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: bobad Gee, I don't know what to say about that......uhh, I hope he likes it. |
15 Jun 06 - 04:21 PM (#1760918) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: Stilly River Sage I hope your father doesn't live in Texas. Sex toys are apparently illegal here. (Albertson's doesn't seem to know that--the won't sell Playboy but they have some classic Wahl vibrators on sale in the "massager" section.) SRS |
15 Jun 06 - 05:25 PM (#1760959) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: wysiwyg :~( |
15 Jun 06 - 05:36 PM (#1760964) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: SunnySister Wow! And it's even on sale too! You're in luck!! You must... er, have a special relationship with your grampa... (please, though, no need for details... just happy you're both so close :) --SunnySister |
15 Jun 06 - 05:39 PM (#1760965) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: Wesley S Y'know those "magic 8 balls" ? You ask it a question and then turn it over for the answer ? I have one in the shape of a big pink plastic Jesus. With answers like "I'll have to ask my Dad" and "No way in Hell" and "You better pray about it". It's very helpful - fun at parties too. |
15 Jun 06 - 07:52 PM (#1761032) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: LilyFestre I'll bet none of the other grandkids will get him that....LOL! Michelle |
15 Jun 06 - 08:27 PM (#1761045) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: Amos And for her, there's the Jesus Effin Christ Dildo in the next page. Interesting site, Amergin! A |
16 Jun 06 - 12:42 AM (#1761143) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: Stilly River Sage Oops. Typo--should have said I hope your "grandfather. . . " That makes it all the more special, the extra generational skip. |
16 Jun 06 - 08:56 AM (#1761310) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: Becca72 Wesley, that's awesome! where did you find something like that? |
17 Jun 06 - 01:50 AM (#1761987) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: Dead Horse Hows about a nekkid Lots Wife salt shaker? Ashag, Meshag and Tobedwego? |
17 Jun 06 - 01:58 PM (#1762310) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: GUEST,Desdemona Well, it's bound to get his attention quicker than another tie...! ~D |
17 Jun 06 - 02:47 PM (#1762336) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: GUEST,Wesley S Becca 72 - At Christmas time I went to a Chinese gift exchange and got it there. It was brought by one of the ministers from my church. He said he found it on e-bay. |
17 Jun 06 - 06:12 PM (#1762442) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: bobad Wesley What is a Chinese gift exchange? |
17 Jun 06 - 08:55 PM (#1762533) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: Bee-dubya-ell Too bad Mother's Day was last month. Mom would probably have loved some Angel Snot! |
18 Jun 06 - 12:27 PM (#1762866) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: Stilly River Sage You draw numbers, then select a wrapped gift in that order. Each time someone's number comes they can choose an unwrapped gift or take one that is already open (thus causing that person to go back for an unwrapped or a wrapped present). A gift goes out of circulation after a prearranged number of takings (at work we usually say it's yours the third time it is taken). Sometimes the objects exchanged are white elephant gifts, those oddball things you don't want any more. SRS |
19 Jun 06 - 07:43 AM (#1763538) Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present From: GUEST Another money spinner is all it is really. |