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BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present

15 Jun 06 - 03:50 PM (#1760888)
Subject: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: GUEST,amergin

I have been searching far and wide to get the perfect Father's Day present for my grampa...what do you get for a cantankerous old fart year after year....well I found the gift that will be the end all for all Father's Day presents...no more will have have to get another one to show how much I honour the old man...

This is the greatest present I can ever get for him: click here


15 Jun 06 - 03:55 PM (#1760892)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: bobad

Gee, I don't know what to say about that......uhh, I hope he likes it.


15 Jun 06 - 04:21 PM (#1760918)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Stilly River Sage

I hope your father doesn't live in Texas. Sex toys are apparently illegal here. (Albertson's doesn't seem to know that--the won't sell Playboy but they have some classic Wahl vibrators on sale in the "massager" section.)

SRS


15 Jun 06 - 05:25 PM (#1760959)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: wysiwyg

:~(


15 Jun 06 - 05:36 PM (#1760964)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: SunnySister

Wow! And it's even on sale too! You're in luck!!

You must... er, have a special relationship with your grampa... (please, though, no need for details... just happy you're both so close :)

--SunnySister


15 Jun 06 - 05:39 PM (#1760965)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Wesley S

Y'know those "magic 8 balls" ? You ask it a question and then turn it over for the answer ? I have one in the shape of a big pink plastic Jesus. With answers like "I'll have to ask my Dad" and "No way in Hell" and "You better pray about it". It's very helpful - fun at parties too.


15 Jun 06 - 07:52 PM (#1761032)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: LilyFestre

I'll bet none of the other grandkids will get him that....LOL!

Michelle


15 Jun 06 - 08:27 PM (#1761045)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Amos

And for her, there's the Jesus Effin Christ Dildo in the next page. Interesting site, Amergin!


A


16 Jun 06 - 12:42 AM (#1761143)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Stilly River Sage

Oops. Typo--should have said I hope your "grandfather. . . "

That makes it all the more special, the extra generational skip.


16 Jun 06 - 08:56 AM (#1761310)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Becca72

Wesley, that's awesome! where did you find something like that?


17 Jun 06 - 01:50 AM (#1761987)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Dead Horse

Hows about a nekkid Lots Wife salt shaker?
Ashag, Meshag and Tobedwego?


17 Jun 06 - 01:58 PM (#1762310)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: GUEST,Desdemona

Well, it's bound to get his attention quicker than another tie...!

~D


17 Jun 06 - 02:47 PM (#1762336)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: GUEST,Wesley S

Becca 72 - At Christmas time I went to a Chinese gift exchange and got it there. It was brought by one of the ministers from my church. He said he found it on e-bay.


17 Jun 06 - 06:12 PM (#1762442)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: bobad

Wesley

What is a Chinese gift exchange?


17 Jun 06 - 08:55 PM (#1762533)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Too bad Mother's Day was last month. Mom would probably have loved some Angel Snot!


18 Jun 06 - 12:27 PM (#1762866)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: Stilly River Sage

You draw numbers, then select a wrapped gift in that order. Each time someone's number comes they can choose an unwrapped gift or take one that is already open (thus causing that person to go back for an unwrapped or a wrapped present). A gift goes out of circulation after a prearranged number of takings (at work we usually say it's yours the third time it is taken).

Sometimes the objects exchanged are white elephant gifts, those oddball things you don't want any more.

SRS


19 Jun 06 - 07:43 AM (#1763538)
Subject: RE: BS: The Perfect Father's Day Present
From: GUEST

Another money spinner is all it is really.