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27 Jun 06 - 05:44 AM (#1770009) Subject: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: catspaw49 Okay.....So it's no secret that I have a mind that lives out where the buses don't run............but there are a few of you that are neighbors! For all of you who have a warped groove and see humor in things that label you as having a sick mind, I have a news story for you. If you're warped, CLANK ON HERE........No explanation is needed. If you're prim and proper and all of that, go away. Spaw |
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27 Jun 06 - 06:13 AM (#1770018) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: catspaw49 On a more obvious note, there's this!!! Spaw |
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27 Jun 06 - 08:57 AM (#1770099) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST Limbaugh's was not worth the ink - and I did not 'get it' with regard to the other one. |
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27 Jun 06 - 08:58 AM (#1770100) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Becca72 Well, I'm just as twisted I guess because I found both of those amusing. "Fell asleep at the reins" is what got me. Reminds me of a story that came out a few years ago about a group of people watching a mime in the park...guy suffers a major coronary and drops dead, clutching his chest, gasping, the whole bit, and no one did anything about it because they thought it was part of his act...I'm just sick enough that I found that funny, also. |
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27 Jun 06 - 08:59 AM (#1770104) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Rapparee Hey, I know where Huntington Township is! I used to work out that way! As for Rushy-poo...I'm not surprised at all. But being a mild mannered person I shall refrain...shall refr...shall re...shall...geez, I didn't know he needed that to stand erect.... |
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27 Jun 06 - 09:18 AM (#1770120) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST So Rush Limbaugh takes viagra.... so what? musta been a slow day at customs... |
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27 Jun 06 - 09:21 AM (#1770122) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Jeri I didn't think the story about the Amish man who died was funny. Maybe it's because I've known too many people with horses and it didn't seem absurd to me, just sad. The funniest thing about the Rush story is that his lawyer said the prescription was, "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes." Like: "Hey, put this in your luggage -- nobody will know it's yours." As much as I think Limbaugh is a jerk, they are putting way too much effort into nailing him for some chickenshit charge. |
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27 Jun 06 - 09:40 AM (#1770142) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: John O'L I like how the doctor is prepared to 'fall on his sword' (so to speak) for the greater cause of Limbaugh's privacy. |
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27 Jun 06 - 09:59 AM (#1770165) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: mack/misophist The thread title leads one to believe that it's about me. What a disappointment! |
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27 Jun 06 - 10:07 AM (#1770181) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST,Jon Guess my sense of humour which can be warped is not working today. I didn't find the first one funny and the second one (although in fairness, perhaps, I don't "know" the guy) just had me thinking "haven't US customs, etc. got better things to be doing with thier time?". |
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27 Jun 06 - 12:13 PM (#1770284) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Bill D well, if you want really a FUNNY Amish buggy story click here |
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27 Jun 06 - 12:38 PM (#1770301) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Amos With all due respect to the loss suffered by his family, the bizarre humor in Mister Keim's unfortunate demise is inescapable. It has the makings of a classic Greek tragedy with 21st century appointments. And Mister Limbaugh's bid for privacy in matters penile certainly backfired, wouldn't you say? A well deserved karmic twist, considering how much unmerited embarassment based on exagerration, distortion and plain olde twisting Mister L has handed out to others over the years. His public image will be linked with erectile dysfunction for the rest of his life; how perfect. A |
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27 Jun 06 - 12:40 PM (#1770302) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST The funniest thing for me was the fact that the guy had 17 children! No wonder he was tired......did the cops check his pockets for viagra as well? |
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27 Jun 06 - 01:19 PM (#1770338) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST,Lefty Customs Service always gives special attention to know drug abusers. Odd that he had Viagra though...... I thought all those consevative apologists were dickless.Just limp dicked, I guess. |
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27 Jun 06 - 01:30 PM (#1770349) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Wesley S If it wasn't for Rush's previous drug problems I doubt this would have ever been reported. |
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27 Jun 06 - 01:51 PM (#1770370) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: SINSULL Very suspicious - two Amish men and an Amish woman were out in a buggy at 2 AM "for unknown reasons". A drug deal gone bad? |
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27 Jun 06 - 01:51 PM (#1770371) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Amos US Nuclear Missile Site Attacked by Clowns On the 20th Of June, a former Catholic priest and two veterans attacked the E-9 Minuteman II missile silo, while dressed as clowns. They used bolt cutters, a sledge hammer and normal household hammers to gain access to the facility and started hammering the 110 ton lid that covered the 300 kiloton nuclear warheads. They did this primarily as a part of "a call for national repentance" for the 1945 nuclear bombing of Japan in WW2. They also painted "It's a sin to build a nuclear weapon' on the silo lid. The guards reacted and the clowns "ate a lot of gravel". Source: www.military.com |
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27 Jun 06 - 01:53 PM (#1770374) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Liz the Squeak Viagra and painkillers... guess we can say for sure that the 'sex cures headaches' theory doesn't work then.... LTS (Who is truly warped because I found the first story funnier than the second, mainly because of the 'fell asleep at the reins' headline and I don't know the other chap but realise he's important in the US). |
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27 Jun 06 - 01:55 PM (#1770377) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: catspaw49 Becca, I agree with you! While it is sad and tragic, the unfortunate headline "asleep at the reins" was just too much. Sorry Folks if I offend but even in the most tragic of circumstances I often find humor. I blame this on my best friend's Dad who would go to funerals and you'd see a crowd gathered where Charlie had everyone laughing......sometimes at the expense of the deceased! Please understand that I certainly see the sadness in the Amish story, but that headline was ridiculous and worthy of a chuckle (for me). Last week, Karen's Mom fell in St. Martin hitting the back of her head. They suspect she was brain dead as soon as she fell, but they life-flighted her to Atlanta to a specialist her employer knew. Thing is, the life-flight had to clear through Miami and they had to take her through customs. Sorry, but that made me laugh and it eased the tension when I said, "What were they expecting her to declare?" Please don't explain.... I know why they did it. Like Jeri, I think they're after ol' Rush, but the fact he needs Viagra and carries it under another person's name was a bit too much! Spaw |
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27 Jun 06 - 03:24 PM (#1770466) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Raptor Rush takes Viagra to make himself Taller! Raptor |
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27 Jun 06 - 04:17 PM (#1770512) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Becca72 Spaw, I can completely see how the whole 'customs' thing would be funny. My family makes jokes out of most things we probably shouldn't, but that is how we deal with pain and sadness. And it works for us. |
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27 Jun 06 - 04:58 PM (#1770528) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Sorcha Spaw, that IS funny about the customs! |
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27 Jun 06 - 05:40 PM (#1770565) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: dick greenhaus clop. Clop. Bang Clop Clop Bang. an Amish drive-by shooting. |
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27 Jun 06 - 09:24 PM (#1770749) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Bee-dubya-ell Well, if I must fall asleep while driving, I'd rather do it in a horse-drawn buggy than an automobile. The horse will probably not allow the buggy to run off the road and smash into a tree. In fact, the horse probably knows the way home and can get there with no human help at all unless there are man-made isues like traffic signals to deal with. I doubt there are many horses smart enough to know the right-of-way rules at a four-way stop. |
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27 Jun 06 - 09:28 PM (#1770752) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Bunnahabhain Ok. Did anybody think this thread could have been started by anyone one other than Spaw? Thought not.... |
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27 Jun 06 - 10:41 PM (#1770768) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Anonny Mouse Amish Drive by---LOL, ROTFLMAO--etc. Did a stint in central PA for Grad work...near Lancaster, Amish capital of the US I think. It's shitty driving near dusk, trying to get up Rt. 15 or to I-80 north of Harrisburg. Guess what it's like coming up on a buggy doin' about 8mph at 55mph?? Get the pic? Nice folks them Amish--but really: please join the current century. What's all this "primative" bullshit prove? Any Amish here? (That's a joke!!!) |
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27 Jun 06 - 10:43 PM (#1770770) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: wysiwyg |
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27 Jun 06 - 10:44 PM (#1770773) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: wysiwyg Opps, sorry-- so in the case of Limbaugh's Viagra, was it issued in the name he uses for the, uh, little feller? Shouldn't every scrip for that be issued in that way? ~S~ |
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27 Jun 06 - 11:42 PM (#1770803) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Sorcha If my husband used Viagra I'd kill him!!!! |
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27 Jun 06 - 11:42 PM (#1770805) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: wysiwyg How would you know??? Forced tox screen after every engagement? ~Susan |
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27 Jun 06 - 11:46 PM (#1770809) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST,Art Thieme If ya don't have a sense of humor, it isn't funny! Art Thieme |
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28 Jun 06 - 09:22 PM (#1771614) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: McGrath of Harlow I can't see why getting killed when you fall asleep at the reins when driving a buggy is in any way funnier than getting killed when you fall asleep at the wheel when driving a car. Of course when you do that you're quite likely to kill someone else as well, but surely that'd make it even funnier. Someone falling asleep at the wheel and running over into a bunch of kids waiting at a bus stop, now wouldn't that be really hilarious... |
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28 Jun 06 - 09:32 PM (#1771620) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: frogprince I think all of you who laughed at these things need to repent and confess to your priest, or to Jerry Falwell, or to your Unitarian clergyperson, or somebody immediately!! |
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28 Jun 06 - 09:52 PM (#1771644) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST Sorcha, if your husband did use Viagra, it might kill you. Many use the drug for purposes of a second performance without an extended (no pun) interval between the two. |
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28 Jun 06 - 09:59 PM (#1771658) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Amos I think I have finally been convinced that there is an advantage to having anonymous Guests. A |
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28 Jun 06 - 10:43 PM (#1771693) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: JennyO Did anyone notice the line: Authorities ........ do not believe speed or alcohol were factors. That struck me as funny too. I guess I'm just one sick puppy... |
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29 Jun 06 - 05:33 AM (#1771823) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: JohnInKansas Viagra and painkillers... guess we can say for sure that the 'sex cures headaches' theory doesn't work then.... Maybe it was the painkillers that didn't work, and he needed the Viagra 'cause he wanted to try out the sex cure. You'd 'a thought he would have tried it at home though.... For someone on probation for using illegal drugs, attempting to conceal in any way who a drug prescription of any kind was for is just plain STOOOPID .. Oh yeah, it was Limbaugh... ... I guess I'm being redundicant. John |
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29 Jun 06 - 03:23 PM (#1772190) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: MarkS Limbaugh said the told the doctor he was worried about the next ELECTION. |
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29 Jun 06 - 03:28 PM (#1772193) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Amos YEah, he's been haunted by that electile dysfunction... A |
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29 Jun 06 - 07:08 PM (#1772332) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: wysiwyg So tasteless and warped, OK..... Remember 'way back we giggled about the National Dylsexic Association, for a bumper sticker? So what about Deaf-Mute Tourette's on a bumper sticker? Yes I know, Tourette's can be more a physical tic than a voiced exclamation (almost said "ejaculation" and that IS more correct)... But just imagine Tourette's and deaf-mute; I'm sorry, there is a tasteless and warped response to that thought. ~Susan |
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29 Jun 06 - 09:19 PM (#1772398) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Mrrzy Now that's funny! |
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30 Jun 06 - 08:09 AM (#1772651) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Mr Red OK I am Prim & Proper today I'll warp tomorrow |
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30 Jun 06 - 05:31 PM (#1773034) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: robomatic Definitely not a fan of Limbaugh, but I sympathize with anyone who gets nailed in that situation. "Becca, I agree with you! While it is sad and tragic, the unfortunate headline "asleep at the reins" was just too much." spaw you're a moron. I've got friends not unlike you, and I'm not blameless, so you're in company. |
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30 Jun 06 - 05:34 PM (#1773037) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Wesley S "Asleep at the reins" Hey - that's a great name for a band !! |
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30 Jun 06 - 05:54 PM (#1773051) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Bill D "Tourette's and deaf-mute" Public gesticulation? |
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30 Jun 06 - 07:42 PM (#1773134) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Donuel Unlike President Clinton we have not yet been deluged in descriptions of Rush Limbaugh's penis. Is there anyone who will team up with me to melodize some of my 1,000 impromtu lyrics???????????????? Killin air time and killin pain Rush is back to kill again Limbaugh is a Yankee doodle but his thang is just a limp wet noodle He is not just hard of hearing he's soft on drugs and strong on Goering. Maybe he's not tasteless and warped but on Clinton's penis... he wallowed and slorped. Its seems to me that Rush is slick. He made his living on another man's dick. Rush is honest as the day is long he spouts the truth but his truth is wrong. chorus: I heard Limbaugh cheats at Yahtzee. Still he sure loves Bush not girls... the Nazis. |
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30 Jun 06 - 08:13 PM (#1773158) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST,Desdemona It all puts me in mind of an old riddle, to wit: Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his arm up a donkey's butt? A. A master mechanic Okay, so it's corny, but I, too, had to laugh at the untimely demise of the Father of 17 (and his poor horse, blameless in the whole thing)..."asleep at the reins" indeed! One wonders if perchance he'd a drop too many of the dandelion wine so oft found at these "farmers' markets"... ~D |
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30 Jun 06 - 08:43 PM (#1773175) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: wysiwyg LOL, Bill! ~S~ |
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01 Jul 06 - 04:53 AM (#1773325) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Liz the Squeak OOoh.... dandelion wine... found some in a cupboard once. My grandmother had made it ~ now bearing in mind she was bedridden for 2 years before her death, and we found this stuff 8 years after she died.... well! It about took our heads off. We nicknamed it 'Grannys Getup juice' and realised why she was bedridden! Dandelions are evil when fermented... LTS |
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01 Jul 06 - 07:57 AM (#1773420) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: GUEST,Desdemona Yes, fascinating what can happen to the most seemingly harmless fruits and greenery when fermented, innit? I have a friend who will make wine out of literally (well, almost) anything, and while there have been some hits and some misses, all have had the ability to get you where you wanted to go, if you take my meaning. I recall with particular fondness a blackberry variety on which we got fairly, er, pie-eyed! ~D |
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01 Jul 06 - 05:27 PM (#1773715) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Tootler The Amish story is very sad, though I can understand why Spaw found the headline amusing - at least the second headline. When I was over there two years ago, I must admit that something I dreaded was running into a buggy. Especially as I was driving on the "wrong" side of the road and had to be careful to remember which way to look at junctions. If your sense of humour runs this way, here is one from one of our papers: A number of floral tributes had been placed at the roadside where a local policeman had been killed. Someone stuck a pigs head in the middle of them. Not funny, especially for the dead man's relatives, but I was unable to prevent myself laughing. My wife's reaction was the same. |
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01 Jul 06 - 05:42 PM (#1773721) Subject: RE: BS: Tasteless and Warped From: Amos In other news it might not be fully appreciated what kind of stress Spaw has been under lately, which explains why he is perhaps exhibiting diminished judgement. It seems to make ends meet, he has been moonlighting as a tech guy and making a, um, name for himself. Rough life. A |
