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05 Jul 06 - 10:05 PM (#1777251) Subject: BS: A substitute for shite? From: GUEST,Rollo the Fife I'm tired of all the same old shite. Does anyone have a substitute for it? Any ideas? |
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05 Jul 06 - 10:12 PM (#1777254) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: GUEST Yes. NEW shite. |
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05 Jul 06 - 10:20 PM (#1777256) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Bee-dubya-ell Try Colonblow! It'll help you get rid of that old shite so you can start storing up some nice new shite! It'll still be shite, but at least it won't be old. |
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05 Jul 06 - 10:29 PM (#1777260) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Peace George Bush "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." |
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05 Jul 06 - 10:58 PM (#1777269) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Peace Here's something new! |
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05 Jul 06 - 11:51 PM (#1777279) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: harpmolly OK, I'm reminding myself never to eat while surfing the Net again. And those mashed potatoes were tasting so delicous right up until...*LMAO* M |
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06 Jul 06 - 10:13 AM (#1777330) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: GUEST,GS No substitute required...just remember the TV programme...'It'll be allshite on the night'. Good programme let's stick with it. |
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06 Jul 06 - 10:37 AM (#1777347) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: skipy Have you tried shit it's got less e in it? Skipy |
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06 Jul 06 - 01:57 PM (#1777503) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Georgiansilver ROFLOL Skipy |
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06 Jul 06 - 01:58 PM (#1777505) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Georgiansilver If anyone ever finds a substitute for shite...what am I to do with my waste products? |
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06 Jul 06 - 02:05 PM (#1777515) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Rain Dog Accept no substitutes. |
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06 Jul 06 - 02:56 PM (#1777543) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Big Al Whittle nothing like a good shite... |
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06 Jul 06 - 02:58 PM (#1777547) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Bill D well, until Woolworth's gets some Brasso in, what can we do? |
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06 Jul 06 - 03:00 PM (#1777549) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Bee-dubya-ell Rumour has it that Shinola is very similar to shite. Problem is it's only available in those small cans while shite usually comes in much larger containers. |
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06 Jul 06 - 03:04 PM (#1777552) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Georgiansilver Ever tried cleaning your shoes with shite then BWL? |
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06 Jul 06 - 03:16 PM (#1777563) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Georgiansilver Shite is shite and always will be so, There's nothing like shite as you well know. Shite is everywhere all around, Shite is magic...shite is sound. Whilst you can smell shite you're still alive, But on your deathbed you'll arrive. No matter how much you may fight, You may never more smell real shite. So make the best of shite right now, No matter where no matter how. Live it, love it, with all your might, Enjoy your life and all its shite. |
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06 Jul 06 - 05:17 PM (#1777685) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Little Hawk Why does no one ever get "scared shiteless"? |
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06 Jul 06 - 05:21 PM (#1777689) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: GUEST,Maggie May Accept no substitutes. |
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06 Jul 06 - 06:17 PM (#1777724) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Peace Hey, great link. Top Secret Shit. Only in the White House, huh? |
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06 Jul 06 - 06:54 PM (#1777757) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Little Hawk No shit! Well, no, I mean...you know what I mean... |
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06 Jul 06 - 10:50 PM (#1777887) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Azizi If you're not into cursing, "crap' is a good four letter substitute for the 's word'. If you want to fancy it up, you could say 'crapola' instead of plain old 'crap'. |
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07 Jul 06 - 03:19 AM (#1777958) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: GUEST Sheite? |
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07 Jul 06 - 05:37 AM (#1778021) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Liz the Squeak I can't find the link now but the Metro (free newspaper on the Underground) had an item yesterday about a small transparent creature the size of a thumb that lives in the sea. Apparently this critter ingests carbon and poops it out in a form that is so heavy it sinks to the bottom really quickly and thus is not eaten. Animals that eat carbon rich poop/decaying matter in turn poop it out themselves and it eventually dissolves into the sea and thus the atmosphere. These creatures that are similar to plankton in lifestyle, have some sort of digestive system that traps the carbon in its turds so it doesn't dissolve back into the sea. So really... if we want to stop global warming and the build up of carbon dioxide, there is no substitute for a particular sort of shite. I did check the date but there is nothing to suggest it was an April Fool.... LTS |
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07 Jul 06 - 05:41 AM (#1778025) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: gnu Where's Geroge Carlin when you need him? |
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07 Jul 06 - 05:45 AM (#1778031) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Ernest How about PUKE? |
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07 Jul 06 - 06:52 AM (#1778080) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Mr Fox J*hn Pr*sc*tt. |
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07 Jul 06 - 10:35 AM (#1778246) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Dave Hanson fRoots. eric |
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07 Jul 06 - 11:30 AM (#1778270) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Georgiansilver MrFox...don't you think JP would be a poor substitute for shite? |
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08 Jul 06 - 03:43 AM (#1778773) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Liz the Squeak True, he is a poor substitute, but there's so much more shite around with him than without him. LTS |
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08 Jul 06 - 04:38 PM (#1779044) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Mr Fox And third-rate shite is better than no shite at all. |
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08 Jul 06 - 05:24 PM (#1779070) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Tootler Before a recent operation on my bowel, I was given something called Picolax to take It certainly cleared out the shite!! |
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08 Jul 06 - 06:08 PM (#1779097) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: GUEST,SH'expert This thread is shite, can we substitute something for it? |
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08 Jul 06 - 06:18 PM (#1779101) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Peace No comment. |
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08 Jul 06 - 06:18 PM (#1779103) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Genie There's always: shiitake shitzu Pschitt (a German cola) or, to impress others with your linguistic erudition: caca (Italian and Spanish) merd (French) drek (Yiddish?) scheit (German - there's no "d" in it, is there?) Anyone know how to say "shite" in Russian, Greek, Japanese, etc.? And don't forget the ubitiquous: "fair and balanced" Fox News |
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08 Jul 06 - 08:18 PM (#1779185) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Geoff the Duck Peace - all I got from your link was... ForbiddenYou don't have permission to access /funny12/roadsign.jpg on this server.
Additionally, a 404 Not Found |
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08 Jul 06 - 08:21 PM (#1779187) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Peace Sorry. It's a road sign from google images. Happy Birthday to you, BTW. |
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08 Jul 06 - 08:21 PM (#1779188) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Geoff the Duck And as for the question - There Is NO Substitute... Quack! Geoff the Duck. |
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08 Jul 06 - 08:22 PM (#1779189) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Geoff the Duck Thanks Peace Much appreciated. Quack Geoff. |
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09 Jul 06 - 03:31 AM (#1779314) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Georgiansilver GENIE...Baby shite in Japanese is Sacapoopoo! |
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09 Jul 06 - 03:39 AM (#1779317) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: George Papavgeris Genie, the German should be "scheisse". The Greek one by the way is "skata". But they're all piss-poor substitutes. |
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09 Jul 06 - 05:14 AM (#1779337) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Genie Of course the Greek is "skata," George. Duh. (I mean, I already knew Greek root of words such as "scatalogical," but I forgot.) Thanks for the memory refresher. "Scheisse" is the noun, but isn't "scheit" the 3rd person singular present tense of the verb "to shit" in German? If it isn't, I've been getting embarrassed unnecessarily when I make a slip of the tongue while singing "O Tannenbaum" and sing "... nein, auch im Winter wenn es scheidt" instead of "... wenn es schneit." |
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09 Jul 06 - 05:17 AM (#1779338) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Genie er, .. I meant to say " '... im Winter wenn es scheit,' instead or 'wenn es schneit. |
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09 Jul 06 - 12:49 PM (#1779529) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Ernest Genie: it would be "scheisst", not "scheit". And I never saw a cola named "Pschitt" - where did you get that? Now since we are talking about it: could cola be the long-missed substiute? Regards Ernest |
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09 Jul 06 - 01:45 PM (#1779567) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Bert Before we find you a substitute it might be a good idea for you to tell us just WHAT are you using it for? |
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09 Jul 06 - 02:26 PM (#1779587) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Liz the Squeak Wasn't Scheidt a 16th century German composer? LTS |
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09 Jul 06 - 02:27 PM (#1779589) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Georgiansilver Very old German Scheidt then |
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09 Jul 06 - 05:06 PM (#1779711) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Tootler A recorder group I belong to sometimes play Scheidt. |
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09 Jul 06 - 05:24 PM (#1779720) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Peace "A substitute for shite?" Read the news? |
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09 Jul 06 - 05:48 PM (#1779744) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Genie Good one, Peace. LOL Ernest, glad to know it's "scheisst" not "scheit." Now I won't turn so red if -- when -- I make that slip of the tongue next time. "Pschitt Cola" used to be advertised on big signs at televised international figure skating events. Only the signs usually just said "Pschitt." :D And, yes, Ernest, some colas do taste like shite. ;-D Genie |
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10 Jul 06 - 10:07 AM (#1780316) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: GUEST shampoo |
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10 Jul 06 - 01:07 PM (#1780426) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: gnu Anyone remember the beer that made Milwaukee famous? Schlitz Beer is now Pabst. |
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10 Jul 06 - 01:15 PM (#1780429) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Georgiansilver I remeber buying Pschitt cola in the South of France and at the same time SIC lemonade. |
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10 Jul 06 - 05:01 PM (#1780567) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Genie Wonderful beverages, those - Pschitt cola and Sic lemonade! LOL I also remember finding out what the "PSCHITT" on the big signs on the rink was referring to when I saw the red "Pschitt" soft drink cups being sold in the stands. |
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10 Jul 06 - 05:33 PM (#1780589) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: GUEST In West by God Virginia its sheeet. As in sheeet man, I'm gonna queeet! |
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11 Jul 06 - 01:01 PM (#1781123) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Mr Red try kak - so much nicer |
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11 Jul 06 - 03:00 PM (#1781203) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Big Al Whittle I was on radio Nottingham last week. the interviewer said, I hear your health's not been been good. i said, no that's right - it's been crap short silence, then he said that is NOT a word we use on the radio well, did you know that? |
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12 Jul 06 - 02:50 AM (#1781559) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Dave Hanson Marmite. eric |
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12 Jul 06 - 07:52 AM (#1781713) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Mr Red Oh - Eric the - you are being far too polite - Marmite is more than double shite. |
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13 Jul 06 - 05:10 AM (#1782453) Subject: RE: BS: A substitute for shite? From: Dave the Gnome In my younger days polite conversation resulted in the need to go and 'do some business' when needing the toilet. Cut down to 'doing some biz' it soon became common to use 'biz' as a substitute for shite. Still makes me giggle when I hear managers telling their sales staff to get some biz in:-) Well, small things... Cheers DtG |
