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BS: I'm not asking for much

17 Jul 06 - 10:42 PM (#1786031)
Subject: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: GUEST,not really advertising

-- am I?

A coworker went home to England for a vacation/family visit. She asked if I had any requests from across the pond. I said I'd like a good-looking, wealthy, folk musician.

She brought me fudge from Cornwall, instead.

P'raps this is one of those "choose two" things, you know, like "fast, cheap, or good" -- you can't get all three at once.

And of course, complicating it even further, there's the assumed 4th characteristic, too, "single."

There are probably laws restricting the export of any qualifying goods.

I could drop "wealthy"... as long as I could get one that was reasonably self-supporting...

Is it really too much to ask?


17 Jul 06 - 10:46 PM (#1786035)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Bill D

nope...not really too much to ask........but the line is purty long!


17 Jul 06 - 10:51 PM (#1786040)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Bill D

but if you're willing to compromise a bit....


17 Jul 06 - 10:53 PM (#1786042)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: open mike

it seems there was one of those on here not long ago
you might try looking in the search engine!~!


17 Jul 06 - 10:54 PM (#1786044)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: bbc

I sympathize.

bbc


17 Jul 06 - 11:19 PM (#1786060)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: GUEST,not really advertising

Of course, I might be feeling better about it all if she'd remembered to bring the fudge in to work today.

(Bill D, that picture was very scary!)


18 Jul 06 - 12:12 AM (#1786074)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Troll

A self-supporting musician of ANY kind...

This is a joke, right?

troll


18 Jul 06 - 12:14 AM (#1786076)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: GUEST

Well, I'm not saying this hypothetical gift from the gods should necessarily support itself by MUSIC...


18 Jul 06 - 07:09 AM (#1786266)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Leadfingers

Most of the time I actually bank slightly more than I spend - And Music IS my only employment !


18 Jul 06 - 07:40 AM (#1786282)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: jacqui.c

Terry - are you volunteering to become a holiday gift?


18 Jul 06 - 07:55 AM (#1786290)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Kara

Most of the time I spend slightly more than I bank, and music is not my only form of employment

Kara


18 Jul 06 - 08:25 AM (#1786302)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Geoff the Duck

All in all - be thankful for the fudge. You may have had a lucky escape...
Quack!
GtD.


18 Jul 06 - 10:13 AM (#1786365)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: open mike

see: "for sale--folk song collector" thread just refreshed
good luck


18 Jul 06 - 10:26 AM (#1786372)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Sorcha

Hey...if Sir Terrence is going to be a Holiday Gift I'm first in line!!!! Forget the fudge, bring beer!


18 Jul 06 - 10:46 AM (#1786384)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Leadfingers

I AM open to offers - But a degree of financial viability IS involved !


18 Jul 06 - 12:33 PM (#1786453)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: SINSULL

Gee, I was happy with my Kendall Cake.


18 Jul 06 - 03:04 PM (#1786547)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Bert

She brought you fudge instead! Maybe a stick of rock would have been a better compromise.


18 Jul 06 - 03:47 PM (#1786569)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: jacqui.c

If only we had known....

We had a spare bag on the way back - Leadfingers would have fitted into it at a pinch!


18 Jul 06 - 03:52 PM (#1786573)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: GUEST,maryrrf

Yeah - you could do worse than Leadfingers. He's cute!


19 Jul 06 - 05:05 AM (#1787092)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: GUEST,noddy

Just remember money is not everything..... but it sure helps.


19 Jul 06 - 05:32 AM (#1787103)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: open mike

hmm it would make an interesting auction...but no there is probably some law preventing in the tradin of humans for goods and services----
happens all the time.


19 Jul 06 - 08:44 PM (#1787783)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: SINSULL

At last! Someone admits that banjo players are human! HURRAH!


20 Jul 06 - 01:21 AM (#1787931)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Bert

Wow, SINSMELUV - if banjo players are human then maybe there's a chance for us Mudcatters yet.


20 Jul 06 - 10:27 AM (#1788223)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: SINSULL

Guest,NRA, you have my sympathy.
A couple of years back I asked my secret Santa for a man (with some specifications, of course). I got one - made of plastic, runs on batteries, never leaves the toilet seat up, and offers to massage my feet regularly.

I am still looking for a banjo player with a job - which is why I stay single.
SINS


20 Jul 06 - 12:06 PM (#1788306)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: jacqui.c

One day, Mary, someone is going to call your bluff on that one......


21 Jul 06 - 09:54 AM (#1789074)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Scoville

Banjo players are human! I've even known some who can speak in complete sentences!

I don't know . . . a little bit of fudge covers a multitude of shortcomings. I can think of a few guys I would have at least given a second chance had they put even that much thought into it. Come to think of it, i might have given them a second chance if they had been banjo players.



On the other hand, if I'm meeting guys who can't afford fudge and don't even play the banjo, I probably need to rethink my dating criteria.


21 Jul 06 - 02:03 PM (#1789239)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Kaleea

Guest, I've been looking for a feller for years. I'm not asking for much either, just that he be good looking, independently wealthy, worship the ground I walk on, love all the same Music that I do & his sole purpose for living is to love me & support me in the style to which I would LIKE to become accustomed. Just the basics!


21 Jul 06 - 02:35 PM (#1789264)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Kara

Kaleea, you'd get board ( after a bit)


21 Jul 06 - 03:50 PM (#1789328)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm not asking for much
From: Bunnahabhain

I'm not asking for much, just my own way....