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BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her

21 Jul 06 - 07:31 AM (#1789021)
Subject: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Paul Burke

According to the Freethinker, this is Emma B. I think the REAL Emma is much more beautiful.

The latest public figure to stand accused of defiling the Prophet Mohammed is not some Danish cartoonist, or French newspaper editor, but a hapless British Page 3 girl called Emma B, according to a report in the British newspaper, the Independent (February 9)

The previous day the erotic retailer Ann Summers unveiled Miss B as the "face" of its new range of products.

Not 24 hours later, she finds herself on the front line of Islamic protest after Muslim leaders discovered that the range includes a new blow-up doll, called "Mustafa Shag".


21 Jul 06 - 08:58 AM (#1789046)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: gnu

MMFFTT.


21 Jul 06 - 09:02 AM (#1789049)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: gnu

Good lord, them fellers gets their shorts in a twist over every little thing. Maybe that's what they are really upset about?


21 Jul 06 - 09:19 AM (#1789056)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie

There are times when a crystal ball would be redundant!
G


21 Jul 06 - 09:46 AM (#1789069)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Dave Hanson

Which one is Emma ?

eric


21 Jul 06 - 10:33 AM (#1789091)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Sorcha

Hey EM! You better get back here and CYA!!!


24 Jul 06 - 03:06 AM (#1791380)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: GUEST,EMMA B

HI GUYS..
BY CHANCE I JUST CAME ACROSS THIS PAGE.. THAT IS SO NOT ME IN THAT PIC!
IF YOU GET A CHANCE, CHECK OUT MY MYSPACE EMMABUK.. THERE YOU WILL FIND SOME NEW PIX

EMMA
    This, of course, is not our Emma B posting - but then you knew that.
    Joe Offer-


24 Jul 06 - 06:03 AM (#1791472)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Emma B

I go away for a week..............!!


24 Jul 06 - 06:29 AM (#1791484)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie

It wasn't long enough obviously!
G


24 Jul 06 - 09:38 AM (#1791600)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Dave Hanson

Who is she anyway ?

eric


24 Jul 06 - 11:29 AM (#1791681)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Matt_R

Find out all you want about Emma B

Right bloody here


24 Jul 06 - 11:44 AM (#1791695)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Paul Burke

Wrong Emma B. The REAL Emma B is far more talented and versatile, and I wouldn't be surprised if she was not born in 1970. She is also a skilled and talented lock operator, often to be seen aboard the good ship Burland or in association with an almost infinite number of poo- stained folkies travelling the waterways in a drunken haze.


24 Jul 06 - 12:09 PM (#1791722)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie

Shit faced you mean Paul?
G.


24 Jul 06 - 06:28 PM (#1792037)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Rapparee

Is a "drunken haze" something like a yawl or a punt?


24 Jul 06 - 06:53 PM (#1792062)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Matt_R

hahahhahahah poo-stained folkies


25 Jul 06 - 04:28 AM (#1792451)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Dave Hanson

I have travelled the waterways in a drunken haze and I never saw her.

eric


25 Jul 06 - 04:32 AM (#1792455)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt

Eric you thick sod, she's the fat one from the Spite Girls.


25 Jul 06 - 04:37 AM (#1792459)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie

She's not, she's from Cheshire!
G.


25 Jul 06 - 04:48 AM (#1792466)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: gnu

Paul Burke : "She is also a skilled and talented lock operator, ..."

Giok?

(Sorry, inside joke... or outside.)


25 Jul 06 - 05:21 AM (#1792476)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie

Yes as has been said Emma B is a talented lock operator, she goes to a secret training camp in Northern Ireland to perfect her locking techniques!
Giok


25 Jul 06 - 01:31 PM (#1792860)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: Geordie-Peorgie

is it my imagination or does that blow-up bloke look like David Se(a)man the England ex-goalkeeper ??


26 Jul 06 - 02:30 AM (#1793377)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: skarpi

Poul what drugs are you on maid ? if thats Emma (MAP)
well then I am Elvis Presley..............


LOL she is pritty though

All the best Skarpi Iceland.


26 Jul 06 - 06:56 AM (#1793528)
Subject: RE: BS: Emma B Like You've Never Seen Her
From: John MacKenzie

Elvis Presley is alive, and living outside Reykjavik!
G.