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24 Jul 06 - 02:44 PM (#1791858) Subject: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: GUEST,Jacqued Mel Torme and Robert Wells wrote the lovely The Christmas Song -"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire -etc". I have heard a parody of the song about roasting chipmunks - anyone out there with the words, please? |
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24 Jul 06 - 02:46 PM (#1791859) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: GUEST,Jacqued Whoops! Found it - sorry catters, I must have hesitated too quickly! Ed |
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24 Jul 06 - 02:54 PM (#1791865) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: open mike WHERE DID YO FIND IT? IN THE DIGITAL TRADITION? Whatever you do , do not light a fire today, fire danger is extremely high in late july. wait til december,,,the chipmunks are fatter then, anyway! |
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24 Jul 06 - 02:58 PM (#1791868) Subject: Lyr Add: CHIPMUNKS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE From: jacqui.c CHIPMUNKS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE (sung to the tune of CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Frostbite chewing on your nose. Yuletide carollers being thrown on a fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right. Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to sleep tonight. They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh (slay?) And every mother's child is gonna spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die. And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from 1 to 92. Although it's been said many times, many ways; Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you! |
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24 Jul 06 - 03:09 PM (#1791877) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: GUEST,Jacqued Hi Open Mike, found it here http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/index.html Ed |
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24 Jul 06 - 03:12 PM (#1791879) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: open mike chipmunks |
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24 Jul 06 - 04:29 PM (#1791944) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: Slag "Very tender Simon" "Well done Theodore" "Alvin you were really hot on that last note..." "Alvin? Alvin? AL---VIN !!!!" |
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24 Jul 06 - 05:26 PM (#1791984) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: Jeremiah McCaw I have a much more clever version than that one, but apparently it didn't survive my last hard drive crash. All is not lost, however, be back to you shortly. |
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24 Jul 06 - 05:28 PM (#1791987) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: Slag Maybe so but that was original, on the spot! |
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24 Jul 06 - 06:16 PM (#1792031) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: dick greenhaus Check out "The Other Christmas Song" in Digitrad |
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24 Jul 06 - 10:04 PM (#1792211) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: Charley Noble Guys, it's really much too soon to be talking 'bout Christmas songs, even parodies. Have some decency! Charley Noble |
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24 Jul 06 - 10:57 PM (#1792288) Subject: Lyr Add: CHIPMUNKS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE From: Jeremiah McCaw Found it on the 'net. This version by Bob Rivers stays much more with the theme: CHIPMUNKS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Hot sauce dripping from their toes Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir They poked hot skewers through their nose Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove Help to make them seasoned right Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat Will really hit the spot tonight And now when Santa sees his tray There'll be some homemade chipmunk jerky for his sleigh And every hungry child is gonna spy To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze To keep them crisp and juicy too Let's hope they get served many times many ways Tasty Chipmunks; good food And so I'm offering some recipes From chipmunk pie to chipmunk stew I'm not really sad that it ended this way Furry chipmunks, screw you Even found a site where you can listen to it" Go here |
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25 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM (#1792603) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: jacqui.c He he he he - I'll be singing this one at Christmas, if not before. |
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25 Jul 06 - 04:44 PM (#1793023) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire From: Bat Goddess Adds a whole new dimension to our Christmas repertoire (which already includes "Deck Us Now With Boston Charlie", "Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear" and Brian Chadbourne's Christmas shopping shanty). I'm looking forward to singing it (but not looking forward to the accompanying weather or my abbreviated deadlines for getting the Real Estate Guide to the printer). Linn |