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03 Aug 06 - 08:29 PM (#1801019) Subject: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Inukshuk I'll bet you guys can come up with at least a hundred verses. LIFE IS ALL ABOUT ASS Life is all about ass Life is all about ass You're often covering yours Or laughing it off Yes, life is all about ass Life is all about ass Life is all about ass You're either kicking it, kissing it, Or busting it, friend, Yes, life is all about ass Life is all about ass Life is all about ass You're either acting like one Or living with one Yes, life is all about ass Life is all about ass Life is all about ass You're probably trying to get A little piece of it now Yes, life is all about ass |
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03 Aug 06 - 08:49 PM (#1801036) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Greg B Is this anything like 'Backside Rules the Navy?' |
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03 Aug 06 - 09:05 PM (#1801044) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Inukshuk Life is all about ass Yes, life is all about ass You've got your jack ass, horse's ass Big fat rat's ass Life is all about ass |
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04 Aug 06 - 05:11 PM (#1801727) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Charley Noble There once was a maid from Madras, Who had a most wondrous ass, Not rounded and pink, As you might think, But was gray, had long ears and ate grass. Charley Noble |
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04 Aug 06 - 05:15 PM (#1801735) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: GUEST,Dan He's an ass She's an ass Everyone can be an ass But to be an ass no No one wants to be and ass Life is all about ass |
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05 Aug 06 - 09:50 AM (#1802080) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Charley Noble One can usually find a public urinal these days but, sad to say, the arsenal now requires security clearance. Such is the state of our world! Cheerily, Charley Ignoble |
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05 Aug 06 - 05:38 PM (#1802346) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Inukshuk Makes for a pretty good sing along. Just make up your own tune and verses too. Life is all about ass Oh, life is all about ass Tight ass, hard ass. Sweet ass, lard ass Life is all about ass Thanks to all who contribute. |
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05 Aug 06 - 09:05 PM (#1802428) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: GUEST,Art Thieme Utah Phillips told this in 1972---and I've never forgotten it. An old distinguished Texan lounging in a Dallas hotel lobby, saw an extremely upset young woman. He asked her, "Little Missy, what could be the problem on this lovely Texas day?" She answered, "Oh, good sir, that cowboy over there just offered me $2.00 to join him in a lewd act!" The man looked nonplussed, to say the least. He walked over to the cowboy and yelled, "Young fella, did you offer that young woman two dollars to perform a lewd act???" The cowboy replied, "Sir, I did!!" ------- The old Texan drew his pistol and shot the cowboy dead!! The girl came running over and she said, "I didn't want him killed for asking me that. I just wanted him to get scared a little." The old fella indignantly replied, "I didn't kill him for propositioning you, young lady. I shot him for raising the price of ass in Texas!!!!!" Art Thieme |
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05 Aug 06 - 09:31 PM (#1802444) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Azizi Here's a version of a classic handclap rhyme that mentions that "a" word: Miss Susie had a tug boat, her tugboat had a bell, Miss Susie went to heaven her tug boat went to HELL...o operator please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I'll cut of you're behind the 'fridgerator there lay a piece of glass Miss Susie sat upon it and cut her little ASS...k me no more questions, and tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park, Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark. The dark is like the movies, the movies' like the show, the show is like tv set and that is all I know I know my ma I know I know my pa, I know I know my sister with the 40 acre bra. my ma is like godzilla, my pa is like king kong, my sister is the stupid one who made up this dumb song. http://blog.oftheoctopuses.com/000518.php posted by Athina at July 1, 2003 [reposted with permission of that blog's members] |
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05 Aug 06 - 09:58 PM (#1802457) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Alba Life is all about ass and carrying your ass with some class The past is behind you always there to remind you Yes, life is all about ass Life is all about ass there's no such thing as a free pass So what are you missing cause you won't go ass kissing Yes, life is all about ass Life is all about ass but on my ass you best not trespass On my ass there's a sticker it says piss off ass licker Yes, Life is all about ass * smirk * |
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05 Aug 06 - 11:50 PM (#1802506) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: katlaughing LOL...good ones Alba, Art, and Charley!! Artdarlin', how ya been keeping in the heat? I've been thinking about you and Carol a lot as I watch the weather channel! |
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06 Aug 06 - 12:57 AM (#1802524) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: GUEST,Art Thieme Azizi, That's wonderful. I've no doubt where rap came from! -- I'd really like to meet you some time. Kat, It was so hot here, the corn was poppin' on the stalk. And the cows thought it was snow and froze to death! -- But all is doing good.---- Yeah, really!! (We ignore the rest!) I, also, ignore the Weather Channel! Remember, is what is. Do you remember an old LP of radio bloopers? A weather guy made a flub and said, "I think I'll take a leak out the window and see if it's raining!" (He meant "peek" ;-) That's how we get the weather 'round here. If it's wet, it's raining. Love, Art |
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06 Aug 06 - 05:21 AM (#1802584) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Azizi Hello Art! God willing, we will meet and exchange songs, raps, and rhymes. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Inukshuk for starting this thread. To use a hip-hop {rap} saying, "It's all good!!! |
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06 Aug 06 - 06:11 AM (#1802596) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Alba Thanks Kat, glad to have made you giggle:) Art ma dear, good to see you. "Cows thought it was snow" lol. Thinking of you as always. Love to you and yours. Jude |
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06 Aug 06 - 01:33 PM (#1802770) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: katlaughing HeyaArtdarlin'...maybe he meant the windows leaked?!**bg** Glad to hear you are faring alright, weather permitting.:-) luvyakat |
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06 Aug 06 - 02:24 PM (#1802813) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Inukshuk Thank you friends for your support in this project so dear to my heart. I am collecting your verses and will make them available to anyone interested when the 100 goal is achieved. Life is all about ass Life is all about ass If I'm not mistooken I just caught you looken Yup, life is all about ass Life is all about ass It's an asset to any young lass But with passing years It falls behind in arrears Yes, life is all about ass |
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06 Aug 06 - 02:27 PM (#1802816) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Bill D Unless you are from the UK...they use an extra letter. |
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06 Aug 06 - 03:11 PM (#1802842) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: GUEST,Kachina Inukshuk, I knew the group at Mudcat would know more about ass than any other group you could approach. It only stands to reason when everyone knows what a great big bunch of talented asses... sors they are to the music world. |
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06 Aug 06 - 04:09 PM (#1802876) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Inukshuk Especially for the UK contingent. Hopefully I got the extra letter correct. Life is all about arse Everything else is a farce For arse I'll defend all It's the be all, the end all Yes, life is all about arse Life is all about arse Be it bountiful, average, or sparse "Give me arse," said the Limey, "Or I'll perish cor blimey 'Cos I can't live a day without arse" |
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07 Aug 06 - 04:17 PM (#1803757) Subject: RE: Folklore: It's All About Ass From: Inukshuk Inspired by the thread "BS: Women's asses are getting bigger" Life is all about ass Here's a wise saying out of the past The bigger the cushion, The better the pushin' Yes, life is all about ass |