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BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?

11 Aug 06 - 07:25 PM (#1807725)
Subject: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Slowestpoker

Just to re-iterate, why was paddy sacked from his bacon slicing job?
    Sorry, but this thread has 13 messages, and nothing about music or folklore - down to the nonmusic section you go....
    -Joe Offer-


11 Aug 06 - 07:27 PM (#1807727)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,M-A-T-Bricks

Ask Brakn + Mr Red


11 Aug 06 - 07:28 PM (#1807728)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace

He broke three ribs and his left arm. Do I win a prize?


11 Aug 06 - 07:29 PM (#1807729)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Mr War

Ya don't want to bother talking to MrRed


11 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM (#1807731)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Slowestpoker

PEACE - yes, indeed you win an armoured assault jeep. on its way now.
C'mon lets have some serious discussion here


11 Aug 06 - 07:34 PM (#1807733)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace

Serious discussion? OK. About what?


11 Aug 06 - 07:35 PM (#1807735)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Mr War

Bacon


11 Aug 06 - 07:37 PM (#1807738)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,M-A-T-Bricks

Why is Mr Red not at work today?


11 Aug 06 - 07:45 PM (#1807750)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Leadfingers

He sat on the counter , too close to the bacon slicing machine , and got all behind with the orders !


11 Aug 06 - 07:47 PM (#1807752)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace

Bacon, Georgia?


11 Aug 06 - 07:48 PM (#1807753)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace

Little Richard was born there.


11 Aug 06 - 07:51 PM (#1807754)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Laurel

he didn't want to replace the plug with one that has three prongs. One ia a ground connection, and that twelve-inch zip they put in my abdomen keeps reminding me that's how it's got to be.


11 Aug 06 - 07:52 PM (#1807755)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Mr War

Bacon is awesome!


11 Aug 06 - 10:59 PM (#1807845)
Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Lady Hillary

He had theatre tix.


11 Aug 06 - 11:23 PM (#1807855)
Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace

On the hoof . . . .


12 Aug 06 - 01:14 AM (#1807889)
Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: The Fooles Troupe

Knees Up, Paddy on the Popo!
Let's hear him laugh!


12 Aug 06 - 04:04 AM (#1807939)
Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Gurney

I must be missing something here. Besides Paddy.


12 Aug 06 - 04:47 AM (#1807952)
Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Georgiansilver

Paddy did not arrive for work on his first day because the boss told him his first responsibility was to get 'up at eight'o clock' in the morning and he is still trying to find a potato clock!


12 Aug 06 - 05:24 AM (#1807964)
Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: gnomad

Potato Clock


12 Aug 06 - 05:42 AM (#1807969)
Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Georgiansilver

gnomad that is priceless...Paddy no longer has an excuse eh?
Best wishes, Mike.


12 Aug 06 - 05:53 AM (#1807975)
Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace

I understand that this one powers Big Ben.