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A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...

01 Sep 06 - 10:39 AM (#1824582)
Subject: Gaggle of geese, bang of bodhrans
From: Genie

...
a plectrum of guitars

a flutter of flutes

an annoyance of accordions

...


01 Sep 06 - 10:39 AM (#1824584)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: GUEST

a plague of posts........


01 Sep 06 - 10:45 AM (#1824588)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

a snottiness of guests?


01 Sep 06 - 11:30 AM (#1824636)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: ClaireBear

How about:

> a cacophony of concertinas (need I say more?)
> a discordance of dulcimers (unless they're played well, of course)
a hassle of harps (as anyone who has to tune or carry one will attest)
a ubiquity of ukeleles (esoecially lately)

...Now let's see, what else do I play?


01 Sep 06 - 11:30 AM (#1824637)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Geoff the Duck

Oh - are we talking about a bunch of made up "Collective Nouns". I am firmly of the opinion that 99% of collective nouns for animals or birds ae purely invented as Quiz Answers. They even come up with names for groups of fiercely territorial solitary animals - the ones where they will attack any intruder unless it is for the purpose of mating.
You may infer that I am not a fan of such "collectives" but I will do my best to help out.
How about :-
An absence of bodhran players.
A disappearance of melodeons.
A silence of whistles.
An unbowing of fiddles.
A peacefulness of nights out...

Quack!
GtD.


01 Sep 06 - 11:32 AM (#1824640)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Wesley S

A multitude of mandolins?


01 Sep 06 - 11:43 AM (#1824645)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: ClaireBear

a bouillabaise of bodhrans
a shushing of shaky eggs
a breakage of bones
a cessation of spoons
a kindling of kazoos


01 Sep 06 - 11:51 AM (#1824655)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

Good ones, ClaireBear! LOL


How about:

a staggering of Guinness?


01 Sep 06 - 12:07 PM (#1824667)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: ClaireBear

Now that's wonderful! Except in my case it would be a reeling of Red Hook...


01 Sep 06 - 12:08 PM (#1824668)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: ClaireBear

...or, when I'm feeling flush, a lurching of Laphroaig!


01 Sep 06 - 12:21 PM (#1824680)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Sooz

A jingle of Morris dancers


01 Sep 06 - 12:35 PM (#1824695)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Effsee

A Bash of Bodhrans
A Skrech(no typo) of Fiddles
A Bonfire of Banjos
A Squeeze of Accordians
A Dolourness of Dulcimers
A Gaggle of guitars
.
.
.
now let me think some more.


01 Sep 06 - 12:40 PM (#1824697)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: catspaw49

A Dumpster of Dobros
A Glut of Guitars
A Jangle of Jaw Harps
A Bonfire of Bagpipes


Spaw


01 Sep 06 - 12:40 PM (#1824698)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: GUEST,Auldtimer

A regeneration of sound men.
A feedback of sound men.
A deafness of sound men.
An incompitence of sound men.
An apathy of sound men.
An ignorance of sound men.


01 Sep 06 - 12:49 PM (#1824704)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: fogie

a cast of banjos
a forest of bassoons
a rumpus of fiddles (catgut?)
a writhe of serpents
a ponderance of double basses
an attack of percussion
a slaughter of bagpipes


01 Sep 06 - 01:05 PM (#1824715)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: GUEST

An excess of drummers?

Mark Ross


01 Sep 06 - 06:37 PM (#1825001)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: The Sandman

A concord of concertinas.


01 Sep 06 - 07:38 PM (#1825039)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Kaleea

A bombardment of Banjos

A hurly-burly of Hurdy Gurdies

A blitzkrrieg of Bodhrans

A bluster of Bassoons

A ferociousness of Fiddles

A barnstorming of Bagpipes

An assault of Accordians

A chattering of Cellos

A gushing of Guitars

A whooping of Whistles

A hailstorm of Hammered Dulcimers

A maddening of Mandolins

A volley of Violins

A provoking of Percussion

An untaming of Ukuleles

A flaming of Flageolettes

    this is fun!


02 Sep 06 - 06:57 AM (#1825283)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Richard in Manchester

A barful of folk singers


02 Sep 06 - 07:20 AM (#1825288)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: fat B****rd

A wonderment of washboards.


02 Sep 06 - 08:15 AM (#1825299)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

a befuddlement of disappearing posts!
????


02 Sep 06 - 09:22 AM (#1825324)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Roger the Skiffler

a buzz of kazoos
a rattle of washboards
a whinge of GUESTS

RtS


02 Sep 06 - 12:18 PM (#1825418)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Chris Green

A flatulence of bombardes


02 Sep 06 - 03:35 PM (#1825522)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

a yank of rock band lead guitarists

an arrogance of sopranos

a thundering of cloggers


02 Sep 06 - 08:16 PM (#1825655)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Rumncoke

A compression of accordians.


03 Sep 06 - 04:55 AM (#1825798)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Hrothgar

A mellifluity of dulcimers - not mine, I hasten to add, but I like it.


03 Sep 06 - 07:17 AM (#1825841)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: GUEST,banjoman

A canteen of spoon players - theres a long story with this one but I'll keep that for a later date


03 Sep 06 - 12:47 PM (#1825990)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Rusty Dobro

An expectoration of jugs....
An ineptitude of Dobros....


03 Sep 06 - 01:43 PM (#1826024)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

a concussion of mouth harps


04 Sep 06 - 09:03 AM (#1826533)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Bunnahabhain

A clatter of Jig Dolls.


04 Sep 06 - 09:27 AM (#1826550)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: GUEST,Dazbo

A deafness of melodeons
a pain of bagpipers
a hernia of clarinets
a holocaust of bodhrans


04 Sep 06 - 04:22 PM (#1826836)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Tootler

A honk of horns


04 Sep 06 - 04:40 PM (#1826858)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Dead Horse

One for folkie campers,
A shitload of bog paper.


04 Sep 06 - 06:14 PM (#1826960)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

I thought it was "a hernia of tubas."


07 Nov 06 - 03:30 AM (#1878058)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: GUEST,Giok

A slaughter of bodhrans!


07 Nov 06 - 04:01 AM (#1878075)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Scrump

One for folkie campers,
A shitload of bog paper


You must go to better campsites than I do, Dead Horse. There's never usually any in the bogs after the first few hours :-(


07 Nov 06 - 04:35 AM (#1878089)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

Tootler: "A honk of horns"

Or how about
"a cornucopia of horny honkies?"

G


07 Nov 06 - 07:07 AM (#1878139)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: DoctorJug

A tedium of teachers
An embarrassment of strummers
A delight of frailers
A thud of bodhrans
A drool of harmonicas
A crappiness of collective nouns


07 Nov 06 - 07:14 PM (#1878628)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Tootler

Or how about
"a cornucopia of horny honkies?"

LOL


07 Nov 06 - 10:19 PM (#1878743)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: khandu

a harmonger of harmonicas
a skillet of panflutes
a pucker of piccoloes
an oooh of ouds
a dither of zithers


Kk


08 Nov 06 - 02:33 AM (#1878814)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

An "ooh of ouds," I like that! :-D

Genie


23 Nov 06 - 06:18 AM (#1891531)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Liz the Squeak

How about

A noodle of guitarists

A concave of steel drummers

A merriment of hecklers....

LTS


23 Nov 06 - 08:29 AM (#1891599)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Snuffy

A refrain of singers


23 Nov 06 - 10:11 AM (#1891692)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Flash Company

A sin of Singer/Songwriters?

FC


23 Nov 06 - 07:05 PM (#1892115)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Linda Goodman Zebooker

A bother of bongos


remember bongos?


23 Nov 06 - 07:25 PM (#1892128)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: terrier

A thread of Mudcatters
The silence of the Mudchats
A rank of post(er)s
A troll of mischievers (OK, no such word)
'happy snapping'-- E strings breaking.
A snoring of bored listeners (at a NOT well run FC)


24 Nov 06 - 07:55 AM (#1892380)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Scrump

A load of bollocks

:-)


24 Nov 06 - 07:58 AM (#1892386)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: An Buachaill Caol Dubh

A Skreigh of fiddles, "effsee".


24 Nov 06 - 03:56 PM (#1892682)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Cruiser

Now I know all the previous collectives were Official but I made mine up:

A spittle of harmonicas

A tub of Tub as


A screech of novice fiddlers

A pair of fiddlesticks (might be official)

A horseharem of fiddle bows (my personal favorite)


04 Dec 06 - 01:15 AM (#1899352)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Bert

A Glonk of gut buckets.


04 Dec 06 - 07:26 AM (#1899488)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Liz the Squeak

Not collectives, but can't be arsed to find the 'children's rhyme' thread...

To the tune of the children's rhyme 'a Pizza Hut'....


A mandolin, a mandolin (raise hands to stomach/chest height and make plucking/strumming motions as if playing mandolin)
A little penny whistle and a mandolin (raise hands to lips and wiggle fingers as if playing penny whistle)
A banjo! A banjo! (raise right leg with knee bent and crash foot to floor in a stamping motion)
A little penny whistle and a mandolin.

Thanks, Keith Donnelly for sharing this one!

LTS


12 Dec 06 - 02:43 AM (#1907152)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

And this relates to this thread how?

(Might want to see if one of the Mudcat elves can make that post the start of a new thread.)

:)


12 Dec 06 - 05:24 PM (#1907775)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Liz the Squeak

It doesn't ... I still can't be arsed and I thought it was hysterically funny!

LTS


12 Dec 06 - 11:19 PM (#1908049)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Bert

Yer right. It IS funny Squeaks.


20 Dec 06 - 10:57 PM (#1915363)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: GUEST

Sick Pyschoiopath seeking solice beneath the wings of wicked wiccans on the prewaining side of winter soltice.


21 Dec 06 - 12:39 AM (#1915409)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Genie

Cruiser, this one of yours is one of my favorites too:

"A horseharem of fiddle bows"


21 Dec 06 - 09:35 AM (#1915688)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Roger the Skiffler

A canteen of spoons...


RtS


21 Dec 06 - 10:00 AM (#1915713)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Scrump

An aaaaarrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! of made-up collective nouns :-)


21 Dec 06 - 07:17 PM (#1916216)
Subject: RE: A plunk of banjos, flutter of flutes ...
From: Cruiser

Thank you Genie. That is as creative as I can be! Just think, without your thread I would have never gotten the chance to exhibit my ONE creative thought in life.

Fun thread. I always liked collective nouns of flora and fauna and this is an extension of that...well sorta!

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