18 Sep 06 - 07:00 AM (#1837252) Subject: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Rasener Have a look at this then. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1234248,00.html Won't be long blokes before you can do what women are doing with their knockers. Once succesful, I can see big business there. LOL :-) |
18 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM (#1837267) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: wysiwyg It's definitely on the rise. ~S~ |
18 Sep 06 - 07:56 AM (#1837276) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Mr Yellow Adultery is not far from the lips - if you'll excuse the expression. |
18 Sep 06 - 08:04 AM (#1837283) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Big Al Whittle yes and moreover, they still won't be able to wee with their knockers - back of the net! |
18 Sep 06 - 08:26 AM (#1837306) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Paul Burke "Won't be long blokes before you can do what women are doing with their knockers." I don't fancy feeding a baby with mine. Especially once they've grown teeth. |
18 Sep 06 - 08:39 AM (#1837316) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Paul from Hull Pr*ck transplants? They been having them in Downing Steet for years... If you havent noticed, everybody is arguing about another one there now...whether it should be Brown, Reid or Prescott... *G* |
18 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM (#1837330) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: gnu Right cockup, that. |
18 Sep 06 - 09:07 AM (#1837340) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: John MacKenzie It'll never stand up in court! G. |
18 Sep 06 - 12:14 PM (#1837478) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Bill D Perhaps his wife would like to explain to her hubby & the doctors just what she would prefer. |
18 Sep 06 - 12:19 PM (#1837483) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Georgiansilver I had penis reduction surgery two years ago and can recommend it. |
18 Sep 06 - 12:21 PM (#1837486) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Charley Noble Well, if I lost mine I'd be interested in this surgical advance. Condolences to the poor Chinese fellow and his wife seems appropirate. Hope he doesn't read the posts above. Charley Noble, who is often equally rude and thoughtless |
18 Sep 06 - 01:21 PM (#1837531) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Mr Yellow penile reform is just what politics need ......... |
18 Sep 06 - 01:34 PM (#1837550) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Strollin' Johnny Well mine's the original, and it's a flop too (most of the time). :0) |
18 Sep 06 - 01:40 PM (#1837558) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: frogprince "insert floppy" works if your computer still has that kind of drive, but where lovin' is concerned, it's an oxymoron... |
18 Sep 06 - 02:44 PM (#1837601) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Dead Horse Well I've got two anyway. I got a small one for peeing with. And I got a big one for cleaning the babysitters teeth. :-) |
18 Sep 06 - 02:51 PM (#1837609) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: catspaw49 Good for you Dead Horse! And you have a ball to match each one as well.....One is the size of a pea and the other is real tiny. Spaw |
18 Sep 06 - 03:29 PM (#1837646) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: GUEST This thread is so funny. Lets discuss other kinds of stuff that happens to people. Hey, I know: blindness. There's a good one. Yeah. Or radical mastectomies. Operations where the wrong appendage is removed by a surgeon. Shit like that. |
18 Sep 06 - 03:48 PM (#1837651) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Becca72 Looks like someone is a little testes.... |
18 Sep 06 - 04:54 PM (#1837697) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Severn ....Or maybe turn it into an origins thread for "Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag" ...."She's a Babooon-Hearted Woman In Love with A Monkey Gland Man..." |
18 Sep 06 - 05:50 PM (#1837739) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: GUEST,Annamill 10 inches!!! This lady is crazy!! Chees! Well...she is Chinese..maybe it's too big for her. Love, Annamill |
18 Sep 06 - 05:55 PM (#1837745) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Bill D 10 CM, annamill! Not inches...*grin* |
18 Sep 06 - 06:29 PM (#1837765) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: bobad 2.54 inches per cm. FYI |
18 Sep 06 - 06:37 PM (#1837768) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: bobad Uh... correction 2.54 cm. per inch. |
18 Sep 06 - 06:37 PM (#1837770) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: annamill getouahere!! 10 * 2.54???? Whoa! No wonder she's freaked! Watchout Linda Lovelace! I wonder how he feels about it! I'll bet he tries to use it at least once. Giggle. Talk about Chees! Is that before or after erection? Love, Annamill |
18 Sep 06 - 06:39 PM (#1837771) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: bobad That would make it 4 inches as opposed to 25.4 inches. |
18 Sep 06 - 06:41 PM (#1837774) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: bobad Get your mind outta the gutter Annamill. |
18 Sep 06 - 06:44 PM (#1837779) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: annamill ahhh..too bad, Bobad. It was a much better giggle the other way. On the other hand, maybe she's thinking, under the cir cum stances, they could do better.. Ok, giggle anyway. Love, Annamill |
18 Sep 06 - 06:47 PM (#1837782) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: bobad I don't think even Linda Lovelace could take 25.4 inches - maybe a sword swallower? |
18 Sep 06 - 06:48 PM (#1837783) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: annamill "Get your mind outta the gutter Annamill. " ME! I didn't post this info. I'm just reacting. Love, Annamill |
18 Sep 06 - 06:51 PM (#1837787) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Big Mick Anna, m'love, where have you been??????? Love, Mick |
18 Sep 06 - 06:56 PM (#1837788) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: bobad Ehh.. I hope you're not making a statement by entering the "discussion" at this time with that provactive moniker Big Mick. |
18 Sep 06 - 07:10 PM (#1837797) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: annamill HAHAHAH! bobad, you're bad. I've been crazy busy trying to survive here in Paradise. Thank you for asking, Mick. Working graveyard and sleeping days. Honey and I moved to a RV on beautiful Mission Bay at a place called Campland-on-the-Bay. Pretty nice and saving money. I want to retire in February. As per Mudcat tradition, anyone want to stop by, just let me know. Our quarters are small, but fun. 4 inches? Really? Before or after erecion? "Size doesn't matter", you know. Love, Annamill |
18 Sep 06 - 08:03 PM (#1837837) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: The Fooles Troupe Whose floppy flopped? When I was working in Supply years ago - the computers stuff section - a woman rang up and wanted 10 boxes of floppy dicks.... |
18 Sep 06 - 08:47 PM (#1837874) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: wysiwyg No floppies, HARD disks now. But they're all so fast. ~S~ |
18 Sep 06 - 09:49 PM (#1837912) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: GUEST,Treif Wasn't the punch line "Oh my G-d, Schwartz is dead"? |
18 Sep 06 - 09:53 PM (#1837917) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: catspaw49 LOL....Yeah I think that's a winner unless Schwartz was killed by the chicken. Spaw |
19 Sep 06 - 04:26 AM (#1838064) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Paul Burke I used to have an 8" floppy, but over the years it shrank, first to 5.25", then the 3.5", then disappeared entirely. All I've got now is this little dongle about 2" long that I stick in a little hole in the front. |
19 Sep 06 - 07:19 AM (#1838164) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Rasener LOL very good Paul |
19 Sep 06 - 07:45 AM (#1838176) Subject: RE: BS: Penis Transplant Flop From: Mr Red "No floppies, HARD disks now." in OZ they called 3.5 inches - stiffies. |