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BS: I'm here for an argument...

05 Oct 06 - 08:52 PM (#1851572)
Subject: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Mr Always Right

I'm Always Right, and I'm here for an argument.

I'll argue about any damn thing you want, I don't really care. Politics, religion, sex, psychiatry, clothing styles, famous people, the death penalty, guns, drug laws, Congress, the CIA, Rottweilers, belly button lint, UFO's, the price of oil, WalMart, ghosts, Hillary Clinton, Oppenheimer, the New York Times, gay marriage...whatever.

Just remember, I'm Always Right and you are most likely wrong unless you agree with me 100% and I am willing to go on indefinitely proving that you're wrong beyond any doubt.

So, let's go. Whatcha got?


05 Oct 06 - 08:54 PM (#1851576)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: pdq

full house, Jacks over tres


05 Oct 06 - 08:55 PM (#1851578)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Mr. Non Confrontational

You win.


05 Oct 06 - 08:56 PM (#1851583)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: pdq

thanks...send money


05 Oct 06 - 09:08 PM (#1851589)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Garnnnn, sod off then!


05 Oct 06 - 09:12 PM (#1851592)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Mr Always Right

You people are pathetic. You're not even worth arguing with. I'm going over to the "Something Bad Is About to Happen" thread instead.


05 Oct 06 - 09:13 PM (#1851595)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: number 6

I just don't have the jam to get involved in all of this.

sIx


05 Oct 06 - 09:28 PM (#1851608)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

When I was visiting my friend recently, a jar of her jam in the fridge had crystallised and the pectin had run out. A few minutes in the microwave, and after the jam had boiled, it set again like new.


05 Oct 06 - 09:30 PM (#1851613)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Peace

Get six guys, because yer gonna need them to carry you outta here, Jack!


05 Oct 06 - 09:32 PM (#1851616)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Mr Always Right

If that's me you're talking to, you are wrong, buddy. Way wrong.


05 Oct 06 - 09:32 PM (#1851617)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: number 6

Wow!

Maybe a good dose of microwaves will but some spirit in me to argue with Mr. Always Right !

sIx


05 Oct 06 - 09:33 PM (#1851620)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,saulgoldie

No, you're not. You're here for abuse.


05 Oct 06 - 09:37 PM (#1851623)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Mr Always Right

What are you talking about? I'm not here for abuse, I'm here for an argument.


05 Oct 06 - 09:38 PM (#1851625)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Peace

Make it eight guys then.

That out of the way, what do you want to argue about?


05 Oct 06 - 09:38 PM (#1851627)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: SharonA

And Saul should know, having been on the receiving end of it often enough, just like me... Hey, Saul, remember the crematorium-song debacle?

And as for you, Mr. Always Right: Oh, yeah???????


05 Oct 06 - 09:39 PM (#1851628)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Mr Always Right

That's up to you. I'll argue about anything. You choose.


05 Oct 06 - 09:41 PM (#1851630)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Mr Always Right

YEAH!!!


05 Oct 06 - 09:43 PM (#1851633)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Peace

Let's argue about the best way NOT to argue. Something that doesn't involve MAC-11s, garottes, knives, etc.


05 Oct 06 - 09:46 PM (#1851636)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

The time you have paid for is up. Your argument is over.


05 Oct 06 - 09:46 PM (#1851637)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Peace

OK. Bye.


05 Oct 06 - 09:48 PM (#1851639)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Raptor

You snotty nose insugnifigant pile of parrot dropings!


05 Oct 06 - 09:48 PM (#1851641)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: pdq

So Peace is on the war path?

Never did think that name fit real well. Anyhow...


                           GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!


05 Oct 06 - 09:51 PM (#1851645)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Ready to Grumble!


05 Oct 06 - 09:56 PM (#1851653)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Little Hawk

I'm here for an argument....


05 Oct 06 - 10:22 PM (#1851674)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: wysiwyg

Ya know, Mr. Right, when you're right, you're right.

~Susan


05 Oct 06 - 10:30 PM (#1851678)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: pdq

Dang. I put a double sawbuck on that Peace feller and he up and decides to skeedaddle. Back to the ponies...


05 Oct 06 - 10:56 PM (#1851690)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Bassic

one thing that really upsets me is when people over run their allotted time.......you pay for what you get........and as far as I am concerned this is pro bono!!!


05 Oct 06 - 10:57 PM (#1851691)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Bassic

Oh yes it is!


05 Oct 06 - 10:59 PM (#1851692)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Bassic

I am NOT arguing with myself..........I am having an internal debate. Its just that security is not very good round here


05 Oct 06 - 11:37 PM (#1851702)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: John O'L

I'm Always Right, and I'm here for an argument.

No you're not, and no you're not.

I'll argue about any damn thing you want, I don't really care.

No you won't, and yes you do.

Just remember, I'm Always Right and you are most likely wrong unless you agree with me 100% and I am willing to go on indefinitely proving that you're wrong beyond any doubt.

No you're not, no I'm most likely not, and I'll bet you're not.
Oh, and I'm not going to bother remembering either.


05 Oct 06 - 11:41 PM (#1851707)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: open mike

ok what do you have to say about ghosts, then?
or do you need someone to day something first
so you can argue with them?


06 Oct 06 - 01:21 AM (#1851722)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,BRUCE BAILLIE

...NO SORRY, I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!


06 Oct 06 - 03:44 AM (#1851753)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Keef

I think some of the moon landing videos look a bit dodgy.
Wanna argue bout that?


06 Oct 06 - 04:21 AM (#1851781)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Bagpuss

Would sir like the ten minute or the five minute argument?


06 Oct 06 - 09:31 AM (#1851949)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: kendall

Why hell, I'd take you like Grant took Richmond.


06 Oct 06 - 09:45 AM (#1851959)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Kernighan

You want an argument? I'll give you one if there is one!

int main( int argc, char *argv[])
{
if( argc > 1)
return printf( "%s\n", argv[1]);
return printf( "No arguments\n");
}


06 Oct 06 - 10:29 AM (#1851994)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,lox

"You want an argument? I'll give you one if there is one!

int main( int argc, char *argv[])
{
if( argc > 1)
return printf( "%s\n", argv[1]);
return printf( "No arguments\n");
} "

Hmmm ... I'm not sure if I agree ...


06 Oct 06 - 10:29 AM (#1851997)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Paul from Hull

Shut your festering gob, you tit! You make me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodourous pervert!

Oh, I'm sorry...isnt this Thread for abuse?

My mistake, sorry!


06 Oct 06 - 11:00 AM (#1852018)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: bobad

Sorry we're all out of arguments but maybe I could interest you in a debate. a discussion or a good harangue.


06 Oct 06 - 11:10 AM (#1852024)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Georgiansilver

People who make a habit of arguing GUEST are reputed to be not well endowed. Guess you can't argue with that one eh?


06 Oct 06 - 03:07 PM (#1852194)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Schwa

Time's up.


06 Oct 06 - 03:19 PM (#1852201)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: lady penelope

That was never 5 minutes just then.......


06 Oct 06 - 03:38 PM (#1852210)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,KB

Yes it was.


07 Oct 06 - 02:42 AM (#1852515)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Mr Red

I got stuck into a terric jam on the way to work. Gave other drivers a little acknowledgement - sort of micro wave. the jam didn't move any faster.


07 Oct 06 - 02:22 PM (#1852852)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Little Hawk

No it wasn't!


07 Oct 06 - 08:49 PM (#1853073)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

It Was! It Was! It Was! It Was! It Was! It Was! It Was! It Was! It Was! It Was!


07 Oct 06 - 09:19 PM (#1853086)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Little Hawk

Was not!


07 Oct 06 - 09:20 PM (#1853087)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: John O'L

So what's happened to Mr. Know-All-Know-Fucken-Nuthin'-I'm-Here-To-Argue-Bullshit anyway?


07 Oct 06 - 09:38 PM (#1853091)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Peace

He got his head out of his ass and went to the 85 billion thread--which, BTW, is where you all should be posting. Go start an arguement over there where people care about what you mean and give a rat's ass about your feelings. Just fookin' go and STOP wasting space HERE.


07 Oct 06 - 09:44 PM (#1853095)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

If we're just wasting space, why does it matter WHERE we do it?

:P


07 Oct 06 - 09:50 PM (#1853100)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Rapparee

Hey, Peace, I'll back your play. Guns, knives, fists, clubs, chains, feet, maladiction...whatcha in for? I got yer back, man.


07 Oct 06 - 09:58 PM (#1853106)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Peace

DO IT ON THE 85 BILLION THREAD.

Cool, Rap.


07 Oct 06 - 10:27 PM (#1853113)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Yeah, this thread is not for insults, just an argument!


07 Oct 06 - 10:34 PM (#1853114)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Paul from Hull

Look, I've told you once, no it isnt!


07 Oct 06 - 10:42 PM (#1853116)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Rapparee

Say it again and you'd better be ready ta draw, pardner. Us Westerners don't take lip like that from nobody.


08 Oct 06 - 07:41 AM (#1853208)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man

There's a big argument brewing on the 85 billion thread about green tomato eating. It's going to be massive so get your two cents worth in while you can.


08 Oct 06 - 08:05 AM (#1853218)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: rock chick

Sorry won't argue, just compromise, as long as you see it my way!


08 Oct 06 - 09:16 PM (#1853673)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

I wouldn't want to paint myself green to eat tomatoes...


08 Oct 06 - 11:25 PM (#1853719)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Rapparee

Alright, DRAW! Pencils, charcoal, crayon, chalk, your choice. Make yer move....


08 Oct 06 - 11:28 PM (#1853720)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Little Hawk

Ah already DID draw, mister. You jest didn't notice, cos I was so fast. Yew wanta see me do it agin?


08 Oct 06 - 11:47 PM (#1853730)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Rapparee

So...that's how the mustache got on that poster of Paris Hilton! I must say, she looks much better with facial hair.


09 Oct 06 - 09:42 AM (#1854032)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Oh! I thought she was doing a hand stand....


09 Oct 06 - 09:58 AM (#1854049)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Paul from Hull

You smutmonger....


09 Oct 06 - 11:59 AM (#1854158)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Donuel

Peace I have a picture thats says CHoose Your Weapon

But there are only musical instruments to choose.


10 Oct 06 - 08:55 AM (#1854826)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Penguin Egg

Look at my threads, Mr Always Right. I have been in lots of arguments - and have won them all, even if people don't recognise the fact. Mr Always Wrong, more like it.


10 Oct 06 - 09:07 AM (#1854833)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: Rapparee

Yer both so full of it yer eyes are brown.

Nobody "wins" an argument. The "winner" is simply a bully who shouted down the other person, and the "loser" is left with a sense of self-loathing for backing down even if the facts supported them. The self-esteem of the "loser" is destroyed, and the "winner" find s/he must shout down more and more people to keep up his or her self-delusion.

Therefore, I will take the middle way and will neither be a "winner" or a "loser" in an argument. I shall follow the ages-old Path Of The Quietly Victorious, and if anyone attempts to start an argument with me I shall quietly and compassionately rip their goddamned head off. This will restore harmony and peace, because The Path Of The Quietly Victorious teaches that there ain't nothing quite so peaceful and harmonious as a dead guy.

Those who have ears to hear with had damned well better listen.


10 Oct 06 - 09:31 AM (#1854844)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Eh, What?


10 Oct 06 - 10:26 AM (#1854871)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: GUEST,Penguin Egg

"the "loser" is left with a sense of self-loathing."

That'll teach them to pick an argument with me.

Penguin's never back down and never take prisoners.


10 Oct 06 - 08:50 PM (#1855428)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Eggaxctly!


10 Oct 06 - 09:07 PM (#1855445)
Subject: RE: BS: I'm here for an argument...
From: rock chick

waddle you know his the slippery type!