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18 Nov 06 - 08:16 PM (#1888005) Subject: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Donuel The neighbor who worked tirelessly for the Republican party isn't saying hi anymore. The neighbors who are gung ho evangelicals don't say hi since the Ted Haggert affair. Now the folks who live around the corner are calling us outright heartless animals. It all began when my 6 year old wanted to toast some marshmallows in the fireplace. Before long we all joined in with our little shishkabob sticks adorned with toasty marshmallows when suddenly we heard sirens pulling up right outside. We all ran willy nilly to see what was happening. There was a house fire around the block. In the glow of the raginf fire, Mrs. Kelly was sobbing in her husband's arms when she looked up and saw the Hackman family standing in line, all holding our little shishkabob sticks with marshmallows on the ends. |
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18 Nov 06 - 08:38 PM (#1888015) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: LilyFestre ROFLMAO....now that is just TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michelle |
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18 Nov 06 - 11:56 PM (#1888079) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: JennieG You owe me for a new keyboard!!!! that is sooooo funny! Cheers JennieG |
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19 Nov 06 - 12:19 AM (#1888084) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Thomas the Rhymer Yup... "bout the funniest post Ah EVER did see! ttr |
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19 Nov 06 - 01:49 AM (#1888100) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Little Hawk Ha! Ha! I gotta get Chongo to look at that. Just his kind of humour. |
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19 Nov 06 - 03:54 AM (#1888140) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Dave Hanson Best laugh of the week Donuel. eric |
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19 Nov 06 - 06:40 AM (#1888192) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Emma B After a "difficult" week - a great laugh! Thanks. |
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19 Nov 06 - 06:59 AM (#1888199) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Dave the Gnome I was pulling up outside the house the other day when I felt a bump at the front of the car. Dreading what it was I got out and saw the neighbours cat stretched out on the pavement next to the front wheel. I felt realy bad about running it over but as no-one was looking I got the shovel I happened to have in the boot, scraped the cat up off the pavement and threw it over the hedge. At that moment the cat woke up and while flying though the air spread eagled itself, claws unsheathed, to land on the neighbours head who happened to step out of the front door at the time. I didn't have time to beat a retreat and he saw me, shovel still in hand, at the other end of the arc of trajectory. All I could do was look down, embarased, only to see the car washing bucket he had left there for me to bump into... They don't talk to me any more either. :D (tG) |
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19 Nov 06 - 03:26 PM (#1888427) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: lady penelope Bless you Donuel. I needed that! |
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19 Nov 06 - 03:33 PM (#1888431) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: akenaton :0) |
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19 Nov 06 - 03:35 PM (#1888434) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Mrs.Duck Damn got to wash the seat covers now! |
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19 Nov 06 - 05:32 PM (#1888505) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: SINSULL And I thought the Headless Jesus was bad! Someone owes me a new keyboard. |
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19 Nov 06 - 06:01 PM (#1888531) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: GUEST,lox A+++ |
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19 Nov 06 - 06:54 PM (#1888562) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: SussexCarole Sins! I forgot to take a piccy of the headless one in your back garden. |
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19 Nov 06 - 09:30 PM (#1888662) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Alice This was so funny. Thanks for the smile of the day. |
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19 Nov 06 - 09:43 PM (#1888674) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: JennyO I showed that to John, and he nearly spat out all his tea. Very funny Donuel! |
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19 Nov 06 - 10:12 PM (#1888693) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Leadfingers I think it was Sorcha who coined the ' KAKSOD ' thing !! (Killed Another Keyboard Squirting Out Drink ) |
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19 Nov 06 - 11:40 PM (#1888719) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: jacqui.c Carole - photos following via email - although he does have his head in these. |
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19 Nov 06 - 11:49 PM (#1888724) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: The Fooles Troupe His head in WHAT???? |
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20 Nov 06 - 05:42 AM (#1888802) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Geoff the Duck Perhaps I should remind people that playing loud music in your garden can annoy your neighbours. Another good one is to set fire to their cat!!! Quack! GtD. |
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20 Nov 06 - 05:53 AM (#1888807) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: The Fooles Troupe But won't they just put the cat out? BOOM! BOOM! |
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20 Nov 06 - 08:08 AM (#1888853) Subject: RE: BS: New reasons why the neighbors hate me From: Liz the Squeak 'Twas I that coined KAKSOD - and there went another one!! LTS |