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20 Dec 06 - 04:54 AM (#1914501) Subject: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Dave Hanson What with wearing his underpants outside his tights, not an easy job[bby] methinks. eric |
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20 Dec 06 - 05:12 AM (#1914517) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: John MacKenzie I know William Tell did, he used to sing about it. ♪♫To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump♫♪ he used to sing. Giok |
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20 Dec 06 - 05:46 AM (#1914534) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: eddie1 Of course he did! Did you ever stand outside on a cold, crisp evening, looked up to the heavens and thought, "Look at these lovely shooting stars!"? Think again! Eddie |
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20 Dec 06 - 06:49 AM (#1914559) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: GUEST Pretty close Eddie, much like Rocky, he ate lightning and crapped thunder! |
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20 Dec 06 - 07:20 AM (#1914576) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Beer So did the "Lone Ranger" "To the Dump.............". |
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20 Dec 06 - 08:46 AM (#1914650) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: The Shambles And I thought that big heap of green shit dumped all over my car was due to seagulls. |
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20 Dec 06 - 08:53 AM (#1914658) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Cluin Today's mythic characters are boring. In the old Celtic stories, the heroes and gods were shitting and pissing and farting all over the place, creating new landforms and landmarks each time. |
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20 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM (#1914674) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: GUEST I'd say the Mudcat needs to take a big dump. |
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20 Dec 06 - 09:13 AM (#1914675) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Cluin Okay. Open wide. |
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20 Dec 06 - 09:21 AM (#1914688) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Dave Hanson And did Jane Russel because Max Factor ? eric |
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20 Dec 06 - 09:47 AM (#1914731) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Midchuck There was a great article in one of the science fiction magazines; I think Larry Niven wrote it, entitled, IIRC, "Man of Steel, Woman of Putty." It dealt with the problems Superman might have in a relationship with a normal human female, Lois Lane or whoever. The gist of it was that, even if he had enough control over his voluntary actions not to hurt her, what about his involuntary ones? The first attempt to consummate their relationship would blow the top of her head off. Peter. |
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20 Dec 06 - 09:49 AM (#1914733) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Cluin So "Spit or Swallow?" becomes a moot question? |
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20 Dec 06 - 10:03 AM (#1914741) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: GUEST Poop jokes. Aren't they fun! |
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20 Dec 06 - 10:06 AM (#1914743) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Cluin Pay attention! We're making cum jokes now. |
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20 Dec 06 - 01:16 PM (#1914948) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Rapparee A wee bit of Kryptonite, properly placed.... |
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20 Dec 06 - 01:24 PM (#1914957) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Little Hawk Oh, do shut up, Mother Superior. |
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20 Dec 06 - 01:31 PM (#1914963) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: GUEST 'take a dump'? Surely the whole idea is to leave it. |
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20 Dec 06 - 01:40 PM (#1914966) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Little Hawk Yeah, I always thought it was a silly expression for the same reason. In any case, why reduce everything in life to its crudest possible expression? Isn't that the ideal of 12-year-old boys who are trying to prove themselves to their peers and upset their parents at the same time? Lord, don't I remember it! Junior high school was like a living hell. |
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20 Dec 06 - 02:23 PM (#1914988) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: McGrath of Harlow Is it a plane? Is it a bird? Oh bugger... |
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20 Dec 06 - 02:27 PM (#1914991) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Paul from Hull Well, likely too fast to see, but could well make using a phone box (booth) pretty unpleasant afterwards.... |
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20 Dec 06 - 03:09 PM (#1915008) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Peace "Did Superman ever take a dump" Not to my knowledge. He took a car, a pill, a desk, a train, a mountain and lots of other stuff, but he didn't take a dump. |
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20 Dec 06 - 03:10 PM (#1915009) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Bill D Superman just aims skyward, concentrates, and FWOOOOOOMMMM...all evidence of his bodily functions is shot into the sun and destroyed! (no, I do NOT know what he wipes with) |
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20 Dec 06 - 04:32 PM (#1915060) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Peace His cape. |
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20 Dec 06 - 04:40 PM (#1915067) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Bill D scary! |
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20 Dec 06 - 09:57 PM (#1915323) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Rapparee THAT'S what hit the ISS!!! |
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21 Dec 06 - 03:39 AM (#1915461) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Slag What? You never heard of the "Shot Heard 'Round the World"? |
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21 Dec 06 - 04:42 AM (#1915495) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Trevor Anyway, in real proper Inglish it's 'have a dump' |
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21 Dec 06 - 07:32 AM (#1915589) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Dave Hanson In English it's ' have a shit ' eric |
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21 Dec 06 - 09:31 AM (#1915685) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Cluin Due to his superhuman musculature, the poo is atomized and dispersed over a large area and comes out essentially as a really smelly fart. |
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21 Dec 06 - 04:18 PM (#1916037) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: RangerSteve And when he has to fart, he just flys over a chemical plant or somewhere smelly and lets loose. No one ever catches on. |
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21 Dec 06 - 05:39 PM (#1916131) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: David C. Carter I think 'Kraptonite'may answer the question. |
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22 Dec 06 - 02:35 AM (#1916435) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Slag Escherichia Coliform bacteria (e coli) is the main constituent of fecal matter. Human (and Super Human) life cannot exist apart from it as it is the ultimate digester of our food (fuel) intake. In fact an argument could be made that in our symbiotic relationship with the bacteria, it is the Human who provides service to the bacteria. After all, it lives in the gut of most higher orders of animals and even lives independently in the soil! So, Superman must have super e coli and it would be logical to assume that it is this Super Shit that gives Mr. Kent his power and not just the yellow star we orbit. Therefore, you too can become a Super person just by finding his Super Spoor and eating the same and starting a Super colony in your gut! Alas, Superman has his shit together and I doubt you will ever find any to eat. Such a pity! |
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22 Dec 06 - 04:59 AM (#1916480) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Dave Hanson Ah well, just remember, life is like a shit sandwich, the less bread you got, the more shit you've got to eat. eric |
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22 Dec 06 - 06:02 AM (#1916519) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: GUEST Midchuck, you are right about Larry Niven but wrong on the name of the article, try this, http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html |
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22 Dec 06 - 04:39 PM (#1917000) Subject: RE: BS: Did Superman ever take a dump From: Slag Ahh, I remember Eric Idle hanging on a cross in THE LIFE OF BRIAN singing his little ditty "Give a Little Whistle" and the one key line "...when you think of it, life's a piece of shit..." And... That's a wrap! |