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BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER

13 Jan 07 - 11:53 AM (#1935277)
Subject: BS: BEER NAMES
From: GUEST,jimlad

Pub names has done well so how about Beer Names I have sampled the following over the years

Old Horizontal

Piston Broke

Old Leg Over

Milk of Amnesia

Freds Cap (Fred Dibnah's)

Gnats P ( it really was too)

Oh Be Joyful

Are there any for me to sample before I go to the big 'Tap Room in the Sky"?.


13 Jan 07 - 12:27 PM (#1935303)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: gnu

Ol' Snag.


13 Jan 07 - 12:37 PM (#1935308)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: artbrooks

Arrogant Bastard Ale

Olde Frothingslosh, The Pale Stale Ale with the Foam on the Bottom


13 Jan 07 - 12:37 PM (#1935309)
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From: Bill D

"Arrogant Bastard Ale"


13 Jan 07 - 12:40 PM (#1935311)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Bunnahabhain

There's another thread on this about somewhere....


13 Jan 07 - 12:42 PM (#1935314)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Bunnahabhain

http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=91938&messages=73#1761054


13 Jan 07 - 01:26 PM (#1935349)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Midchuck

Moose Drool.

P.


13 Jan 07 - 01:47 PM (#1935365)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Alaska Mike

Midnight Sun Arctic Rhino Organic Coffee Porter.

Long name, but it's the best beer brewed in Alaska.


13 Jan 07 - 01:51 PM (#1935368)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: gnu

Hey, Mike!!!! Haven't seen a post from you in a bit. And it is great to see, bud.... oops, sorry. :-)


13 Jan 07 - 02:02 PM (#1935381)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: lady penelope

Rudolph's Revenge
Old Hooky (and it doesn't 'arf...)
Gibbon Strangler (well it's actually a cider)
Darkstar
Tanglefoot (does exactly what it says on the tin...)


13 Jan 07 - 02:04 PM (#1935384)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Geoff the Duck

Local brewery from about 10 years back, the Steampacket Brewery of Knottingley did one called Ginger Minge, dedicated to the then Duchess of York.
Quack!!
GtD.


13 Jan 07 - 02:05 PM (#1935387)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Geoff the Duck

He also brewed one named Blow Job, dedicated to the local glass blowing industry.
Quack!
Me again.


13 Jan 07 - 02:14 PM (#1935397)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: John Routledge

Flying Herbert - 6.5%abv

Know nothing of it other than it was sold in The Britannia Inn in The English Lakes about 12 years ago.


13 Jan 07 - 04:37 PM (#1935531)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Mrs.Duck

And of course the Tap and Spile in Whitby always advertised Todger's Old Scrotum although it always seemed to have pulled off just as anyone went to the bar.


13 Jan 07 - 06:19 PM (#1935640)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: GUEST,Skipy

Try    Village Idiot    from Stanford in the Vale , White Horse brewery if you get the chance, you will NOT be disappointed.
Skipy


13 Jan 07 - 08:13 PM (#1935737)
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From: Alice

Home of the aforementioned Moose Drool as well as Scape Goat pale ale, Powder Hound winter ale


13 Jan 07 - 08:31 PM (#1935748)
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From: Alice

Black Widow Stout
Grizzly Wulff Wheat
Wild Fly Click here
Pigs Ass Click here
Last Train Home Scottish Ale Click here
Bozone Click here
Blackfoot Click here
Miner's Gold
Tumbleweed
Yellowstone
Lewis & Clark Click here


13 Jan 07 - 08:34 PM (#1935752)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Alice

Skydiver Blonde Click here


13 Jan 07 - 08:36 PM (#1935756)
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From: Alice

Trout Slayer Click here ... "a bigger tale with every ale"


13 Jan 07 - 08:41 PM (#1935759)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Alice

Fresh Bongwater Click here


13 Jan 07 - 08:57 PM (#1935773)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Cluin

- Hobgoblin dark ale, Black Wych Stout & Fiddler's Elbow wheat ale from Wychwood Breweries in Oxfordshire
- Warthog ale & Grasshöpper wheat ale from Big Rock Breweries out west
- Monty Python's Holy Grail (tempered over burning witches) from Black Sheep Breweries in Yorkshire
- Three Stooges lager (We ALL put the yeast in) from Panther Beverages, NY

The last one which was surprising good for the price; it was one of the "cheap" beer deals at the Brewer's Retail here in Ontario last year. Can't find it here any more unfortunately.


13 Jan 07 - 09:04 PM (#1935779)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Alice

I love the Grasshopper. Used to be able to get it here but haven't seen it recently. I think it is from Alberta.... I'm not a beer drinker, but I liked Grasshopper.


13 Jan 07 - 09:06 PM (#1935781)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

"Moose Juice" and "Muffdiver" are my favorit brands, along with Molson's Export.


13 Jan 07 - 09:07 PM (#1935784)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Cluin

I like the Grasshöpper a lot too. But then I like wheat ales. Yep, Big Rock is in Alberta. I first tasted it when my and brother-in-law brought me a case back from Calgary years ago. Now it is available here in Ont.


13 Jan 07 - 09:48 PM (#1935808)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Charley Noble

We presented SINSULL with a bottle of "Ex-Wife's Bitter Beer"

Charley Noble


14 Jan 07 - 04:09 AM (#1935991)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Paul from Hull

There seems something strange about being able to REMEMBER what youve drunk...*G*

Just joking really, as I'm not much of a drinker these days, & never really was much of one!

I'm fond of Hobgoblin, supped a few of those over Xmas.

Big fan of the Black Sheep Brewery (as I was of Theakstons before that) but have never tried the Monty Python Holy Grail...in fact never heard of it, though their Riggwelters I love...potent stuff, seemingly beyond its 5.9!


14 Jan 07 - 08:11 AM (#1936100)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: GUEST,van lingle

Polygamy Porter by Wasatch Beers in SLC with the motto on it's label,"Why have just one?"
I've tried it and found myself wanting more.


14 Jan 07 - 08:23 AM (#1936104)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Mr Sooz

How about 'Old Engine Oil' from the Harvieston Brewery or 'Old Leg Over' from Daleside ?
I actually collect beer labels......sad or what !


14 Jan 07 - 08:54 AM (#1936119)
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From: Paul from Hull

Ah yes, Old Leg Over is splendid stuff!


14 Jan 07 - 11:41 AM (#1936219)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Georgiansilver

Mr SOOZ...I collected beer labels in the 1970-80's but sold them all for a pittance in 1991.....shameful!.


14 Jan 07 - 11:58 AM (#1936239)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Sooz

We collected beer mats then - they might still be in the loft!


14 Jan 07 - 12:12 PM (#1936261)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Richard Bridge

No mention yet of "Bishop's Finger" - commonly known (compare the pub names and the local pub names) as "Nun's Pleasure".


14 Jan 07 - 01:38 PM (#1936347)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Bill D

beer labels?? You collected LABELS??? I have something like 800-900 bottles (and a few cans) that I have collected accumulated for the past 28 years. Shelves full, boxes full...now THAT's sad! I keep swearing I'll take pics of 'em all and get rid of the bodies...but...*sigh*

(yes, a few of them are probably real collector's items now.....anyone wanta buy some? *grin*)


15 Jan 07 - 08:47 AM (#1937159)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: 3refs

Silver Foam, Northern Breweries- Sudbury, Ontario.

United Steel Worker and Mine-Mill Worker standing at the troff on a Sudbury Saturday Night!

Mine Mill Worker- I wonder where this goes from here?

United Steel Worker- The Cooler!


15 Jan 07 - 09:05 AM (#1937175)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Scrump

Talking of beer names, I sometimes wonder how some of the more rude or daft ones are supposed to help sell the ale. Yes, calling a beer 'Old Horse Piss' or 'Old Wanker's Delight' may get the punters' attention, but you won't get many ordering it at the bar :-)

I also wonder why so many new ales have to be called 'Old ...'. Convention, I suppose.


15 Jan 07 - 01:01 PM (#1937402)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Cluin

I disagree, Scrump. I think they would order them in the bar, and loudly, just to be noticed. Like Stan Rogers sang (in Half of a Heart) years ago:

...And it's drinks bought to catch the eye and make intentions known
The kind they would never buy if they meant to drink alone...



But then I bet most of these beers aren't sold in bars anyway.


15 Jan 07 - 01:22 PM (#1937433)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Georgiansilver

BillD...check em out on the Ebay site...feed the info of each one....individually.. into search and see what comes up


15 Jan 07 - 04:11 PM (#1937544)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Bill D

really? They buy them? Hmmmm...ok, thanks


15 Jan 07 - 09:54 PM (#1937841)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: GUEST

I used to collect beer mats years ago. Believe it or not there is a name for this - 'tegestology' I think it's called. And the presidents of the Tegestology Society were none other than Morecambe & Wise. I threw all the beer mats out some years ago and now wish I hadn't!

Arnie (temporarily cookie-less)


16 Jan 07 - 05:27 PM (#1938755)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Scoville

Oh Be Joyful and Tanglefoot/Tangleleg are also old slang, usually for hard (and probably bootleg) liquor. At least as far back as the Civil War. Had not seen them appropriated for beer labels before, though.


16 Jan 07 - 10:15 PM (#1939014)
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From: Joe_F

Bear Whiz


17 Jan 07 - 08:49 AM (#1939350)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: GUEST

Our Lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,(I will be drunk)
at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill on us.
Lead us not into incarceation,
but deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the Beer,
the Bitter and the Lager,
Forever and Ever.

Barmen


17 Jan 07 - 08:51 AM (#1939352)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: GUEST,3refs

Incarceration!

That one I know all too well!


17 Jan 07 - 05:09 PM (#1939853)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Herga Kitty

The Rebellion Brewery in Marlow Bottom has some good beer names and tastes(we really enjoyed their Roasted Nuts at Christmas - try Google for their website), and so did the brewery that supplied beer for last year's Alcester in Arden festival (including For Fox's Sake).

Kitty


17 Jan 07 - 09:21 PM (#1940056)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Cluin

I got a bottle of Hobgoblin in a tall tin with a Hobgoblin tee shirt for my birthday from my sister today. At first I thought she sent me a nice bottle of single malt. But this is okay too. Nice tin; nice shirt.


18 Jan 07 - 03:15 PM (#1940830)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Cluin

Hobgoblin poster.


19 Jan 07 - 05:31 AM (#1941379)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Mr Fox

From: Scrump - PM
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 09:05 AM

Talking of beer names, I sometimes wonder how some of the more rude or daft ones are supposed to help sell the ale. Yes, calling a beer 'Old Horse Piss' or 'Old Wanker's Delight' may get the punters' attention, but you won't get many ordering it at the bar :-)
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Depends on the quality of the beer, Scrump. I have ordered (and enjoyed):

The Dog's Bollocks
Cat's Arse
Friggin' in the Riggin'
and
Friggin' Yuletide

(The last two brewed by the Nelson Brewery, Chatham Historic Dockyard)


19 Jan 07 - 08:52 PM (#1942115)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Gizmo

Tonight I been mostly drinking
(and this no lie)

Bishops tipple - and it certainly makes you tipple

XB (whatever it means - I was to busy chatting to find out)

Old Mill - this one named after the pub it is served in - which by the way is a folk session friendly, more details to follow

Loverly loverly ales.

Slurp yumyum.


20 Jan 07 - 05:25 PM (#1942789)
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From: GUEST,Bardan

Cornish Knocker
Others as well, but they've all been mentioned.


20 Jan 07 - 05:27 PM (#1942791)
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From: GUEST,Bardan

Sheperd Neame, (or however it's spelt) is defo the best brewery IMO. Bishop's finger, Spitfire etc... bloody good stuff.


20 Jan 07 - 06:17 PM (#1942827)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Georgiansilver

Tonight at Faldingworth Live I had an 'Old Speckled Hen' and thoroughly enjoyed it...Went for a second bottle and it was sold out so I was left with a choice of 'Pedigree' or 'Piddlehole' and chose the latter....sadly I believe it had been passed by the management.


20 Jan 07 - 07:44 PM (#1942905)
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From: Folkiedave

I have never bothered about the name. Now the taste, that's a different matter entirely.

Come to Sheffield, do a few of the pubs on the Don Valley Real Ale trail. Go and watch Sheffield United in the afternoon!! Great Saturday........


31 Jan 07 - 05:48 AM (#1953306)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: jimlad9

I used to frequently frequent a nearby pub were the phrase 'The customer is always right'
did not apply.
A fellow drinker had the temerity to ask the barman to change his pint because the beer was 'cloudy'.
The barman said "there is nowt wrong with that beer,its crystal clear". Then as an
after thought he added " Its the glass,its filthy !"


31 Jan 07 - 06:30 AM (#1953320)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Scrump

Well, Mr Fox, I've enjoyed pints of Dog's Bollocks, and other 'rudely-named' ales myself. I just think the names probably appeal to a limited market of 'hardcore' ale drinkers (like me and presumably you), and they may be alienating a lot of other people who might be otherwise interested in trying them. It just seems sometimes that the brewers of some ales are deliberately trying to stop people drinking their ales, which seems odd.

To me the name doesn't matter if the ale tastes good. What's wrong with names like Bitter, Best Bitter, Mild, etc.? It just seems brewers are desperate to think or more and more daft names these days. I think I'm probably just being a Grumpy Old Man though! :-)


01 Feb 07 - 09:57 AM (#1954551)
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From: Cluin

I was watching "Daily Planet" on the Discovery Channel a few days ago and they reported on this study.

Apparently they added a few drops of balsamic vinegar to a glass of beer then had several people try it and compare it with a glass of the same beer without vinegar. Those who knew which glass contained the added vinegar preferred the beer without it by a large majority. Those who didn't know which glass contained the added balsamic vinegar preferred the taste WITH it added by an almost opposite majority.

The experiment was set to investigate the effect that foreknowledge of the added ingredient would have on taste preference.

So last night I poured myself a glass of Keith's and added a few drops of balsamic vinegar. I found I did indeed like the taste of it in my beer. I don't know if it improved it or not, but it did make a nice change and I'll probably do it again, especially with some of the blander tasting beers.

My suggestion: try it yourself and see if you don't like it.

p.s. I think it might actually have had a beneficial effect on that slightly bloated feeling you get after a beer or two as well.


01 Feb 07 - 09:58 AM (#1954554)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Cluin

Damn! Forgot to close the link after the words "this study".


01 Feb 07 - 10:01 AM (#1954556)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Scrump

What a long link ;-)

A small amount of acidity from the vinegar might well be pleasant in a bland beer as you say. It would have a similar effect to adding lime juice to lager or drinking Mexican beer with a slice of lemon.

I might well try it sometime...


01 Feb 07 - 12:53 PM (#1954736)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: Cluin

I used to add a pinch of salt to my draught lager for more taste back in the days befor I had to eliminate all extra NaCl from my intake.


01 Feb 07 - 03:57 PM (#1954919)
Subject: RE: BS: BEER,BEER and More BEER
From: vectis

Harveys Best
Harveys old
Any other Harveys brew
Gales HSB
Old Hooky - seconded I spend one weekend a year living on that stuff


01 Feb 07 - 03:58 PM (#1954920)
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From: Cluin

A whole weekend with an old hooker?


01 Feb 07 - 06:29 PM (#1955058)
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From: Scrump

Drink! Drink! Feck!

Ah... sorry, wrong thread.

.. I'll get me cassock.


25 Sep 08 - 05:03 AM (#2449519)
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From: Stu

Fox's Knob
Wren's Nest

. . . and the immortal . . .

The Bowler's Holding the Batsman's Willy by Keanes in Congleton.


25 Sep 08 - 06:43 AM (#2449557)
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From: Manitas_at_home

Guest above - perhaps you can tell us what country you're living in to save people in the UK telling you where their nearest Hobgoblin pub is.


25 Sep 08 - 06:54 AM (#2449561)
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From: freda underhill

there's no such thing as hobgoblins, the only thing we have to fear is beer itself..


04 Jun 09 - 04:26 AM (#2647977)
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From: GUEST,tenbellies

Arnie regretted throwing out his beermat, well see this BBC news report: -

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/8069236.stm

Photograph is my copyright and although free to use not to be published without prior permission and acknowledgement.