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20 Jan 07 - 08:00 PM (#1942910) Subject: Lyr Req: Dear Penis song From: GUEST,Bardan Heya! Yeah just wondering if anyone knows the lyrics and chords to this song my cousin learned in america. All the verses ended in 'dear penis, I don't like you anymore'. Other lines I remember were, 'it used to be just you and me and a couple of dirty magazines' and something about staring at the floor. |
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21 Jan 07 - 12:09 AM (#1942997) Subject: Lyr Add: DEAR PENIS (Rodney Carrington) From: Peace Dear Penis by Rodney Carrington -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore. You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore (He sings) Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore. 'Cause when you get to drinkin', You put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore. Why can't we just get a grip On our man-to-hand relationship And come to terms with truly how we feel? If we put our heads together, We'd just stay home forever. Dear Penis, I think I like you afterall. Oh and Rodney, while you're shaving, shave my balls. |
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21 Jan 07 - 12:11 AM (#1942998) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Dear Penis song From: Peace If you go to this site www.turoks.net/Bordello/DearPenis.htm (and if that doesn't work then google) Dear Penis You can hear Rodney Carrington sing it there. Funny song. |
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21 Jan 07 - 09:02 AM (#1943187) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Dear Penis song From: oldhippie songsforamerica.net has a mp3 of this song. |
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24 Jan 07 - 10:57 PM (#1947279) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Dear Penis (Rodney Carrington) From: GUEST,Bardan Thanks lads. |