24 Feb 07 - 11:34 AM (#1977981) Subject: Jagger and Richard murdered From: Larkin I just read on the net that Mick Jagger and keith Richard were murdered this morning by David Crosby. apparently they were in a bar together and were taking the piss out of Crosby for being bald so he pulled out a gun and shot them both. It's the first ever case of a Byrd killing two Stones. Sorry !! Martin |
24 Feb 07 - 11:39 AM (#1977985) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: SouthernCelt That's a terrible pun. So terrible in fact that I'll have to send it to my son and see if I hear him groan across the 100 miles that separate us. SC |
24 Feb 07 - 11:44 AM (#1977997) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: alanabit I nearly died when I read that headline. It does not feel so long ago since a basket case really did take out John Lennon. The joke is funny, but I would rather not have read that thread title! |
24 Feb 07 - 11:48 AM (#1978005) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: Bernard They get murdered most nights by night club acts...!! |
24 Feb 07 - 11:54 AM (#1978010) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: GUEST Just not funny... |
24 Feb 07 - 12:06 PM (#1978019) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: Bernard Keef tried dating Kate Moss once... she turned him down... a Rolling Stone gathers... I'll get me coat... |
24 Feb 07 - 12:14 PM (#1978032) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: Larkin I've had mine on since I posted |
24 Feb 07 - 12:19 PM (#1978042) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: Bernard Very wise...! |
24 Feb 07 - 12:20 PM (#1978045) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: John MacKenzie Good job you didn't use the Obit tag, you'd really be in trouble then! G. |
24 Feb 07 - 12:35 PM (#1978062) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered From: Little Hawk It should have read: "Jagger and Richard buy fecking farm" |
24 Feb 07 - 03:41 PM (#1978249) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: Bernard Had your Bird Flu injections yet, LH?! ;o) |
24 Feb 07 - 05:27 PM (#1978351) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: Little Hawk Nope. ;o) |
24 Feb 07 - 06:25 PM (#1978404) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: Metchosin It would have perhaps been better if the thread had been titled: Jagger and Richards Murdered. ..........seeing nitpicking seems to be the order of the day. However, when I first read it, before a clone's pejorative change of title, I thought it funny indeed. |
25 Feb 07 - 04:19 AM (#1978628) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: John MacKenzie Nice word that pejorative |
25 Feb 07 - 04:42 AM (#1978632) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: Alec As well as being a nice word pejorative is (appropriately) an anagram of "I veto japer". |
25 Feb 07 - 05:09 AM (#1978648) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: John MacKenzie Britney Spears is an anagram of presbyterians too. G |
25 Feb 07 - 05:15 AM (#1978651) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: Alec Brilliant! Semolina is no meal. Uhm,what's an anagram of hopelessly off-topic?:0) |
25 Feb 07 - 08:26 AM (#1978755) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: Mr Red Philly Toffee - scoop? :0) doesn't fit so well though d8^) |
25 Feb 07 - 11:07 AM (#1978863) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: katlaughing Solstice Hypo Elf Fop? Three hundred variations on THIS PAGE!;-) |
25 Feb 07 - 06:48 PM (#1979313) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: Geordie-Peorgie Leonardo da Vinci is an anagram of Vindaloo and Rice Camilla Parker Bowles ditto I'm Palace Ball Worker Isambarde Kingdom Brunel ditto I'm a mad, slobbering drunk AND man making rubber dildoes |
26 Feb 07 - 06:23 PM (#1980286) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: bubblyrat What"s that got to do with Kris Richdeath & Jack G. Grime ?? |
26 Feb 07 - 06:33 PM (#1980302) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: GUEST,MPAGBIIBIVN Nothing. Why should it have to? |
27 Feb 07 - 06:18 PM (#1981240) Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt] From: Bernard An anagram of anagram is a rag man... Monica Lewinsky - a lick wins money... |