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Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]

24 Feb 07 - 11:34 AM (#1977981)
Subject: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: Larkin

I just read on the net that Mick Jagger and keith Richard were murdered this morning by David Crosby. apparently they were in a bar together and were taking the piss out of Crosby for being bald so he pulled out a gun and shot them both.

It's the first ever case of a Byrd killing two Stones.



Sorry !!

Martin


24 Feb 07 - 11:39 AM (#1977985)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: SouthernCelt

That's a terrible pun. So terrible in fact that I'll have to send it to my son and see if I hear him groan across the 100 miles that separate us.

SC


24 Feb 07 - 11:44 AM (#1977997)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: alanabit

I nearly died when I read that headline. It does not feel so long ago since a basket case really did take out John Lennon. The joke is funny, but I would rather not have read that thread title!


24 Feb 07 - 11:48 AM (#1978005)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: Bernard

They get murdered most nights by night club acts...!!


24 Feb 07 - 11:54 AM (#1978010)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: GUEST

Just not funny...


24 Feb 07 - 12:06 PM (#1978019)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: Bernard

Keef tried dating Kate Moss once... she turned him down... a Rolling Stone gathers...

I'll get me coat...


24 Feb 07 - 12:14 PM (#1978032)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: Larkin

I've had mine on since I posted


24 Feb 07 - 12:19 PM (#1978042)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: Bernard

Very wise...!


24 Feb 07 - 12:20 PM (#1978045)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: John MacKenzie

Good job you didn't use the Obit tag, you'd really be in trouble then!
G.


24 Feb 07 - 12:35 PM (#1978062)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered
From: Little Hawk

It should have read: "Jagger and Richard buy fecking farm"


24 Feb 07 - 03:41 PM (#1978249)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: Bernard

Had your Bird Flu injections yet, LH?!

;o)


24 Feb 07 - 05:27 PM (#1978351)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: Little Hawk

Nope. ;o)


24 Feb 07 - 06:25 PM (#1978404)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: Metchosin

It would have perhaps been better if the thread had been titled:

Jagger and Richards Murdered.

..........seeing nitpicking seems to be the order of the day. However, when I first read it, before a clone's pejorative change of title, I thought it funny indeed.


25 Feb 07 - 04:19 AM (#1978628)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: John MacKenzie

Nice word that pejorative


25 Feb 07 - 04:42 AM (#1978632)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: Alec

As well as being a nice word pejorative is (appropriately) an anagram of "I veto japer".


25 Feb 07 - 05:09 AM (#1978648)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: John MacKenzie

Britney Spears is an anagram of presbyterians too.
G


25 Feb 07 - 05:15 AM (#1978651)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: Alec

Brilliant! Semolina is no meal. Uhm,what's an anagram of hopelessly off-topic?:0)


25 Feb 07 - 08:26 AM (#1978755)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: Mr Red

Philly Toffee - scoop?

:0) doesn't fit so well though

d8^)


25 Feb 07 - 11:07 AM (#1978863)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: katlaughing

Solstice Hypo Elf Fop?

Three hundred variations on THIS PAGE!;-)


25 Feb 07 - 06:48 PM (#1979313)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: Geordie-Peorgie

Leonardo da Vinci is an anagram of Vindaloo and Rice

Camilla Parker Bowles ditto I'm Palace Ball Worker

Isambarde Kingdom Brunel ditto I'm a mad, slobbering drunk AND man making rubber dildoes


26 Feb 07 - 06:23 PM (#1980286)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: bubblyrat

What"s that got to do with Kris Richdeath & Jack G. Grime ??


26 Feb 07 - 06:33 PM (#1980302)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: GUEST,MPAGBIIBIVN

Nothing. Why should it have to?


27 Feb 07 - 06:18 PM (#1981240)
Subject: RE: Jagger and Richard murdered [joke attempt]
From: Bernard

An anagram of anagram is a rag man...

Monica Lewinsky - a lick wins money...