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05 Mar 07 - 10:40 AM (#1986931) Subject: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Megan L On the seventh of March a lovely lad is celebrating a milestone. No Gnu me darlin beuy i said milestonnot millstone :). So help him celebrate reaching the BIG 50. lots of hugs and good wishes Dauvitt and his Meg |
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05 Mar 07 - 10:46 AM (#1986943) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: bfdk And from Denmark as well, have a lovely birthday, gnu! Happy 50th Birthday!! Best wishes, Bente |
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05 Mar 07 - 11:02 AM (#1986972) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Bee So gnot gnu anymore, but gnold? Fifty's great, you feel superior and mature, but not too old. Enjoy! Fifty-five, OTOH... |
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05 Mar 07 - 11:02 AM (#1986974) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: bobad A cinquante for you on your 50th. |
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05 Mar 07 - 11:03 AM (#1986977) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Alba Happy Birth Day Gnu, Happy Birth Day Gnu, Happy Birth Day G - N - U... I am thinking of YOU! Have a great Day and may Your Year ahead be filled with Health and Happiness Gnu Darlin. Love Jude xx |
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05 Mar 07 - 11:14 AM (#1986995) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Metchosin Have a good one gnu! Stay sober, eh.......occasionally. |
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05 Mar 07 - 11:21 AM (#1987007) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: katlaughing Oh, gno! Gnot fifty!!?? Our Gnu??!! Here I thought he was old as the ghills and gnow I find he's just a gnewbie young'un!**BG** Happy Birthday, Gnudarlin'! luvyakat |
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05 Mar 07 - 11:25 AM (#1987013) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: leftydee Happy Birthday there Mate! Many returns of the day too, eh? |
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05 Mar 07 - 12:27 PM (#1987108) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Mrs.Duck Happy half century! |
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05 Mar 07 - 12:35 PM (#1987118) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Elmer Fudd Happy Birthday, Gnu. Hope you're engineering a fine occasion for yourself, and will receive a structurally sound, towering cake that will not be around for very long! Elmer |
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05 Mar 07 - 12:50 PM (#1987145) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Ebbie Happy Birthday, Gnu. Seems like it happens just about every year, doesn't it? I remember when I turned 50. Just barely. There've been so many since... Have a happy year! |
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05 Mar 07 - 12:53 PM (#1987150) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Bobert You potty trained yet, youngin'??? Awww, jus' messin'... (pun intended)... But have a happy one, gnu... I've quit sendin' out cakes since the DHS caame 'round with some rough lookin' folks an lots of questions... Bobert |
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05 Mar 07 - 01:03 PM (#1987156) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: GUEST,Canadienne Fifty? just grin and bear it Very best wishes for your special day - may the next fifty years bring everything you wish for. |
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05 Mar 07 - 02:01 PM (#1987228) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Ernest Please don`t read this before your birthday, Gnu: Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best Ernest |
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05 Mar 07 - 02:29 PM (#1987261) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: MBSLynne Happy Birthday gnu!!!!! Love Lynne |
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05 Mar 07 - 02:45 PM (#1987277) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Amos Not as Gnu as you once were, but still capable of generating plenty of good Gnus. :D A |
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05 Mar 07 - 02:47 PM (#1987280) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's,( Like unto a nift) From: Severn Damn! You're younger than I thought, younger than I am, as well! Still in that unnamed nebulous zone that seperates Whippersnapperdom from Fogeyhood, though! Hopefully, not an Also-'Hran either! And halfway to developing extra-century perception, but you halfway knew that already, didn't you? And still Canuck-ling under to nobody! Keep up the good work, and I'll hoist up one of the First Buds of Spring in your honor! Beware of late packages heading your way! |
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05 Mar 07 - 03:07 PM (#1987307) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Sorcha Have a pizza, my man! |
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05 Mar 07 - 03:13 PM (#1987315) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: GUEST,SINS at work Happy Birthday! Just a baby for heaven's sake. Now Auntie SiNS has a lovely non-musical gift for you but she needs an address. Come on Gary - aren't you the least bit curious? |
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05 Mar 07 - 03:16 PM (#1987318) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 's gniftish fiftish From: Severn Look for Sorcha personally in a delivery truck with a hole in the door, Gnu! And tip her well, despite the inevitable wrong topping! |
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05 Mar 07 - 03:18 PM (#1987320) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Megan L sins the poor wee soul is probably terrified efter whit ye did tae poor wee spaw |
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05 Mar 07 - 03:27 PM (#1987329) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Amos What's wrong with Sorcha's topping, I'd like to know???? A |
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05 Mar 07 - 03:40 PM (#1987341) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Alec |
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05 Mar 07 - 03:50 PM (#1987346) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Gizmo If I gnu you'd be 50 I would have thought of something better. But I can't think of it so here's for you......... .....Happy Birthday Old timer! PS (if you get a chicken in the post from SINS - run! Run as fast as Gnu can) |
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05 Mar 07 - 06:19 PM (#1987505) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: ranger1 Mary wouldn't do that to Gnu, not an exploding chicken, anyway. Happy birthday from Tami, Jason and Bandit. |
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05 Mar 07 - 06:37 PM (#1987523) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Sandra in Sydney Some folks worry about having birfdays, but I like 'em - they prove we've made it thru another year (some folks pop off the twig between one birfday & the next) so, wishing you a very happy birfday, & many more happy birfdays, young lad! sandra (who was starting kindy when you were born!) |
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05 Mar 07 - 06:59 PM (#1987536) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Becca72 A very happy birthday from snow-covered Southern Maine! |
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05 Mar 07 - 07:45 PM (#1987580) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Stilly River Sage What Kat said. . . Happy Birthday! |
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05 Mar 07 - 08:39 PM (#1987620) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Sorcha Amos, mah man, there ain't NUTTIN wrong wit me toppings!!! Although I'm just an acolyte at the Temple, not a Full Fledged Globulite. |
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05 Mar 07 - 08:44 PM (#1987624) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Beer Happy Birthday you old Herring Choker". Get yourself a good bottle of Scotch. Beer (adrien) |
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06 Mar 07 - 07:57 AM (#1988023) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: The Fooles Troupe Happy Birthday to Gnu. He belongs in the zoo. Get plastered, you bastard, Happy Birthday to you. |
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06 Mar 07 - 08:38 AM (#1988059) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Leadfingers Felicitations , Young 'Un !! |
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06 Mar 07 - 04:03 PM (#1988583) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: gnu A heart felt thank youse all for the good wishes! 50!! If I make it to 12:10h AST tomorrow, that is. We'll see. Drink lots of cold water and walk slow eh! g |
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06 Mar 07 - 04:46 PM (#1988633) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: skarpi Hallo all My dear friend that I have never med , I hope you have (had ) a very good fifty years birthday and enjoy the next fifty years :>) All the best Skarpi Iceland |
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06 Mar 07 - 04:54 PM (#1988648) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: kendall Live long and prosper Mate. |
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06 Mar 07 - 10:49 PM (#1989042) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Rapparee It ain't so bad. I've been there and it ain't so bad. Of course, when you wake up, if you wake up, you'll feel creaky and out of sorts, kinda like you're hung over, but it's not a hangover. Get used to it, because that's the way you'll feel from now on. Your breakfast mush will fill you up and make you ready to face the day, right after you put your teeth in. Getting dressed won't be a problem, even though you'll be wearing support hose, loafers (can't bend over to tie them laces!), a girdle (call it a back brace!), and the usual trousers and shirt. If you remember them. Be sure to zip up before you go out. In fact, it might be a good idea to put a little sign reading "Are you zipped?" on the inside of your door. When you're all dressed, go take a walk. Be sure to wear your overshoes and take your cane. And don't forget your glasses -- be careful, those trifocals can be tricky! Get yourself about a thousand of those yellow sticky notes. You can use them to remember things. Leave yourself notes, but make them understandable. Believe me, there's nothing worse than trying to figure out a note that says, "IMPORTANT!! Car!" and there's nothing else on it. But eventually your birthday will come to an end, and you can retire to your nice warm comfy bed. Alone. After your nightly warm milk and medicine. After your nightly trip to the bathroom, which won't be your last.... Happy birthday. |
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07 Mar 07 - 03:31 AM (#1989143) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: jacqui.c LOL Rap. Know the feeling. Happy birthday Gary. Don't listen to the nasty Rapaire - he's only trying to scare you. I can guarantee that the present from Auntie SINS is not dangerous. I helped her choose it and I wouldn't let her do anything nasty to you me dear. Have a good day, and live long, die happy. |
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07 Mar 07 - 03:37 AM (#1989147) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Wordsmith Happy Birthday, GNU! Welcome to the Fifty's Club...I just hit 57. Ouch! Ranger1 did you get a new pet? Bandit? I have been out of commission. |
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07 Mar 07 - 04:04 AM (#1989164) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Megan L Weel me darlin beuy its the big day. May the best yev ever seen be the worst ye'll ever see. If jacqui is involved with sins in choosing the gift i'd hae the RCMP on stand by afore ye go nearit ;) God bless ye lad Dauvitt and his meg |
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07 Mar 07 - 04:38 AM (#1989186) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: ragdall Happy Birthday gnu!!!!!!!!!!!! *A cake for you. (Guaranteed to contain no calories or trans fat). *link contains a flash file |
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07 Mar 07 - 05:55 AM (#1989235) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Skipjack K8 Garfield, a splendid day to you, fellow Piscean and, ahem, older man! You're only two years to windward of me, tell me what it's like out there! Enjoy |
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07 Mar 07 - 06:02 AM (#1989239) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Janie May you have another 50 years of Magnificience! Have a grand next half century, Gnu, and may you continue to grace Mudcat with your posts that I enjoy so much! Janie |
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07 Mar 07 - 11:36 AM (#1989574) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: fat B****rd Happy birthday Gnu Ragdall, that's lovely. |
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07 Mar 07 - 12:29 PM (#1989610) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: John MacKenzie Today's the day, YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY Giok |
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07 Mar 07 - 07:08 PM (#1990032) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Ruth Archer Gnu, I don't know what gesture I could possibly make that would fully express the significance of this auspicious occasion... fancy a shag? ;D |
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07 Mar 07 - 07:19 PM (#1990041) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: gnu No. I have hardwood floors throughout except for resilient flooring in the kitchen, hall and bath. I find carpet munching enjoyable, but, swore off shags years ago. Thanks for the offer, though. |
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07 Mar 07 - 07:20 PM (#1990042) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Ruth Archer LMFAO!!!!! |
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07 Mar 07 - 08:39 PM (#1990106) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Janie Be warned, Gnu. Spelling goes significantly down hill after you reach 50. Janie |
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07 Mar 07 - 08:40 PM (#1990107) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Janie Leastways--mine did! Janie |
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07 Mar 07 - 08:42 PM (#1990108) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Janie And here is the 50th post for your 50th birthday! (Hey--it was cheaper than a card and the stamp to mail it!) Janie |
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08 Mar 07 - 01:38 AM (#1990206) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: GUEST Hey gnu - what great gnews! happy b-day, and i hope you don't get any gnuisance calls or gnaughty phone calls! best wishes freda x |
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08 Mar 07 - 06:19 PM (#1990898) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: gnu gnot even any posts from some of my good Café buddies who would surely be gnaughty. Well, some of the posts were, but, I had expected more ribbing from some of the 'Cats what's been around a while. Of course, I suppose some of them are just too old or whooped to try to match wits with me. I have a number of wits I just can't seem to match up.... is that what being fifty is foretelling, foreboding? Anyway... thanks for the good wishes. I truely appreciate every single one. |
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08 Mar 07 - 11:35 PM (#1991076) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: catspaw49 I had to wait and see what had NOT been said because as you know it is important to Joe Offer that these birthday threads be different. I must say that being offered a shag was damn fine but your advancing years made the suggestion, let alone the act, a moot point.....and your moot is pretty short anyway. Now here are some things that should have been said but weren't and putting them in assures a good, Offer Approved, thread. Kiss My Ass Bite Me Go Piss Up A Slack Rope Fellate a Ferret Molest a Collie Eat Shit Run Rabbits ........and generally speaking, Go Fuck Yourself! Happy Birthday Spaw |
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09 Mar 07 - 04:35 AM (#1991183) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: John MacKenzie Your birthday is now complete I think, after those Spaw felicitations! G |
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09 Mar 07 - 06:18 AM (#1991237) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: gnu I wonered if the Spawntiff would give me his blessings. |
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09 Mar 07 - 06:29 AM (#1991247) Subject: RE: BS: GNU 50's nifty From: Megan L BEHAVE BAIRNS Granny |
