IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER

In heaven there is no beer (no beer!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we are gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer

In heaven there is no wine (no wine!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine

In heaven there is no fear (no fear?)
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear

In heaven there are no drugs (no drugs!)
It's why we hang with thugs
And when the lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs

In heaven there is no sex (oh, no!)
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex

In heaven there are no wars (no wars)
Or cars or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars

They note: 'Famous old Czech song about beer. We've expanded the theme a little,
but it's all the same. What the heck'. The Brave Combo adaptation
--Stewie.
Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier
Ernst Neubach

Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier,
Drum trinken wir es hier.
Denn sind wir nicht mehr hier,
Dann trinken die andern unser Bier.

Sicher muß der Wein vom Rhein
Etwas Wunderbares sein.
Sicher ist ein feiner Sekt etwas,
Was besonders schmeckt.
Sicher ist der Schnaps so scharf,
Daß man einen heben darf.
Aber heut' seid's gescheit, liebe Leut'.
Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier . . . .

Jeder Mensch hat seinen Tick
Und seine Eigenart.
Eine fliegt auf glatt rasiert,
Die and're auf den Bart.
Einer möcht' nur Fußballspiel,
Dem andern ist das Wurst.
Ich allein gesteh' es ein,
Ich hab' immer einen Durst.
Im Himmel gibt's kein Bier . . . .

(Traditional, arranged and adapted C. Finch)
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