DENNIS WHEATLEY
(George Welch)

Oh I'm most depressed and sad
For wor lass has turned out bad
She used to dress herself in pinks and whites so sweetly
One neet I turned my back
And she dressed herself in black
And I'm sure that she's been reading Dennis Wheatley

cho: Oh dear me, headless chickens for tea
The candles white for black they changed so quickly
There's a coffin in the shed
There's a room all painted red
Since wor lass she started reading Dennis Wheatley.

Went out one Friday night
Got home, why what a fright
There was 13 in the room all acting sheeply
Not a sign of Tupperware
Or Ann Summers Underwear
Just a great big pile of books by Dennis Wheatley.

Now I'm not one to shout
On a girls night they went out
I thought to Cullercoats or maybe Whitley
The police they thought it rude
Cos they catched them in the nude
Dancing round a photograph of Dennis Wheatley.

Now I've got to call a halt
Cos it's all Dennis's fault
I'll put a stop to this black magic gently
Cos I've bought myself a pond
And of that I've got quite fond
And I've bought a book called Jaws by Peter Benchly.

Oh dear me, the shark's had his tea
The one I bought from fishkeepers weekly
It's a 30 foot great white and it's taken to the wife
And I've cured wor lass of reading Dennis Wheatley.

@parody @humor
Parody of "Sally Wheatley."
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