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HAPPILY ADDICTED TO THE WEB

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's a beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.

Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know that life keeps moving on"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if some day
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

To the tune of "Winter Wonderland"
@computer @parody
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TUNE FILE: WINTWOND
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