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HAPPILY ADDICTED TO THE WEB Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware time is ticking, There's a beard on my cheek, Same clothes for a week, Happily addicted to the Web. Friends come by; they shake me, saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know that life keeps moving on" With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man; I just discovered letterman-dot-com!" I don't phone, don't send faxes, Don't go out, don't pay taxes, Who cares if some day They drag me away? I'm happily addicted to the Web! To the tune of "Winter Wonderland" @computer @parody filename[ ADDCTWEB TUNE FILE: WINTWOND CLICK TO PLAY ACR OCT98 ![]() 8note Sheet> |
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